/sci/ - Science & Math

Go into the Zone in search of artifacts, they said.

Set back nuclear power, they said.

Trust Abe Vigoda to look after my kids, they said.

Go to /sci/ and talk about science, they said.

>>1474749
Trust /sci/ to actually discuss science peacefully and intellectually, they said.

The U-70 synchrotron wasn't turned on, they said.

Don't do drugs, they said.

"Let your boyfriend make a sex tape with you! It's not like he'll post it on the internet once you break-up." They said.

Put the non-standard specimen into the scanning beam of the Anti-Mass Spectrometer for analysis, they said.

We don't need seismic dampers, they said.

Dont turn this board into a single atheist vs theist thread, moot said.
Of course we won't, everyone said.

Buy uranium ore off of Amazon.com, they said.

Trust me not to stupidly leave it open and forget one day, letting the cat get at it, they said.

just another drop, they siad

>>1474726

to break an omelet got to lay some eggs.

hur dur, i kurear woman before baby oven, hur dur.

"Let this guy into /b/," they said. "He seems legit."

>>1474801

Oh fuck dont remind me of that shit.

>>1474801

FFFFFFUUUUUU WHICH WAY THE VALVE OPENS WHY IS THERE SO MUCH COMING THROUGH

Just plug up the safety valve and everything will be ok, they said.

http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2006/03/08/how_not_to_do_it_liquid_nitrogen_tanks.php

FUCK TITRATION

Take the MiG-15UTI out for a spin they said.

Do some experiments on Xen crystal 3883, they said.

"You can allow division by zero if you define it correctly" they said.

>>1474861
oh, please
it only took me two attemps to get it right the first time i did it, which was also the first time i was ever in a lab
or were there 3?...

Let's call the mission "Apollo 13" they said.

Don't go back to the moon, go to mars they said

>>1474911
Let's use 70's era spaceshuttle technology that was already obsolete the time it came out in a new heavy lift rocket, they said.

Archive this for Great Justice.

>>1474894
in high school we didnt have TIME for a second try
fucked it up so we just bs'd the info

"Don't worry, it'll all be over by christmas" they once said
"Don't worry, we're pulling out of Iraq within 12 months" they also said.
"Mission accomplished" they said

"You're having a shower" they said

>>1474956
I got a boner from all the chicks getting fucked. Romans do it in style.