/sci/ - Science & Math

ANON I AM SPACED OUT!

>>14649769
Holy fuck, the forced diversity quota on presentation is so cringe.

MORE SPACE MUSIC!

>>14649769
here's what the images will be of, stolen from here: https://scitechdaily.com/nasa-releases-list-of-stunning-cosmic-targets-for-webb-telescopes-first-images/

>>Carina Nebula. Located approximately 7,600 light-years away in the southern constellation Carina, the Carina Nebula is one of the largest and brightest nebulae in the sky. Nebulae are stellar nurseries where stars form. The Carina Nebula is home to many massive stars, several times larger than the Sun.
so it might look pretty
>>WASP-96 b (spectrum). WASP-96 b is a giant planet outside our solar system, composed mainly of gas. The exoplanet, located nearly 1,150 light-years from Earth, orbits its star every 3.4 days. It has about half the mass of Jupiter, and its discovery was announced in 2014.
nerd shit, it'll be the first exoplanet spectra, but it's a low hanging fruit because it's so hot it should glow in the fucking dark
>>Southern Ring Nebula. The Southern Ring, or “Eight-Burst” nebula, is a planetary nebula – an expanding cloud of gas, surrounding a dying star. It is located approximately 2,000 light-years away from Earth and is nearly half a light-year in diameter.
pretty pic
>>Stephan’s Quintet: About 290 million light-years away, Stephan’s Quintet is located in the constellation Pegasus. It is notable for being the first compact galaxy group ever discovered in 1877. Four of the five galaxies within the quintet are locked in a cosmic dance of repeated close encounters.
pretty pic

I just hope they don't discover any niggers in space..

lofi NASA beats to relax and stargaze to

GET THE FUCK IN HERE ITS STARTING

aaaaaaand we're live

holy shit bros it's happening

SPACE FANS!

>that fucking hair

do they not have mirrors at nasa?

I am retarded but I love space

Sticky please mods

Oh great a woman

its happening

WHAT A THRILL!

>It's on time

JUST RELEASE THE IMAGES GODDAM YOU.

>>14649769
>JWST 6.6meters
You guys literally just cannot help yourselves, can you?
I'm starting to think E.T. stands for Every. Time.

Chat is disabled for this live stream.

MY TELESCOPE!

>>14649825
stay on /pol/ schizo

FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF NOBODY CARES

>>14649827
Good.

>>14649827
>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Imagine my surprise.

Inb4 first exoplanet spectra of the hellworld reveals the existence of demons

a million years later

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz just show the pics already

>from 20 dislikes to 200 as soon as this presentation started
kek people are pissed

>>14649830
You guys made 50 threads an hour last night on /pol/, so it's only fair I come see what's happening here.

Megastructure in Tabby's star

kek state of this production

>THAT STATE OF NASA

>>14649846
NASA ARE DOING THEIR BEST ANON!

stop talking and show us the Space Demons

SIRS

>>14649850
>THAT STATE OF NASA

Reminder that today we're going to get Webb images of the Carina Nebula, which will be fucking crazy.

Pic related is a Hubble image. No imagine the same jump in quality as the deep field image.

>india watch party in bhopal
haven't thought about that name in a while

OH FUCK PAJEEEETS

Why do they do this? They're well aware that nobody fucking cares about these nobodies jerking each other off and the people just want to see what they were promised, so why bother?

HAHAHHHAHA, "How is it there?" - "great"

SIRS! U CAN HEAR ME????

the absolute state...

imagine the smell of that room

>Some janny sweeping a stage is representing the entire Italian community
wew

Yep, exactly how I imaged the Indian offices to be

this is terrible

Chances this production is handled by women "scientists"?

>>14649789
gay niggers, no less

This mommy has such a pleasant voice.

WTF is the stream quality. 20Bill dollars over 20years and all their feeds are 720p and lagging?

Motherfuckers no one gives a shit about the wagies that built it and pajeets you're shoehorning, I have to leave for work soon, show the fucking images. (Could have picked a hotter presenter though wtf)

>pooland
>portland
>israel
man i am glad i didn't continue at NASA

>>14649846
they're filming it on the backdrop of the hyperwall in goddard b28, cut them some slack that building is old as FUCK

THIS IS THE ACTUAL WATCH PARTY!

>>14649856
btw they didn't actually it was just some third party NASA was working with

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY, IT'S THE NASA PAJEET PARADE

>welcome to nasa

>>14649769
Stream quality is garbage

>HELLO ISRAEL!

>>14649789
Well...

The average 12 yo's twitch stream has a higher production value than this

20,000 of the brightest minds of humanity working on the JWST and they give the livestream to around three unpaid interns

anyone else's streams keep buffering?

She was a james webb necklace , cringe

5 (FIVE) ? IMAGES?
WHAT

>>14649883
should have known

Might lose it if professional pantsuit Michelle Thaller drops a WASP-96B Spectrum

>>14649891
nope

>>14649862
The absolute state indeed.

>>14649893
SPACE SURPRISE?!

>over the next hour

>>14649893
6 gorrilion dollars for 5 images and a garbage stream, we have been swindled

WHERE ARE THE ACTUALLY SMART MEN? AND NOT THESE INFIDEL WOMEN?

I CAN'T STREAM

holy shit just show the images

>American Internet

>>14649892
the primary reflector is a top tier shape for everything from jewelry to shirts to vinyl decals for your laptop or car

>>14649893
includes the one from yesterday

NOBODY CARES WE'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS ONE
SHOW US SOMETHING NEW

>1st image is what we've already seen
wew

Is the stream hosted from he telescope as well?

Why are they talking so god damn fast? What's the hurry?

women have always been and will forever be a fucking mistake

>we've already seen this image

>>14649907
>I CAN'T STREAM
kek

>Deep Field
We already saw this yesterday...

Oh cool we already saw this, more waiting

This is a disaster

Mirin them lats on the second woman

>>14649919
a woman made you, anon, so i guess i can't really argue with your assessment

> they've shown this image yesterday
snoooooooore move on

>HERE'S YOUR FIRST LOOK
>AT AN IMAGE YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT AMERICAN
FUCK PAYING TAXES TO THESE FUCKS

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NAZI PLANET?!

DON'T FORGET TO ZOOM ANON!

>>14649769
Doesnt nasa have 6gorillabits of internets per second? Whats up with the shit stream quality

that lady is literally me when i give a presentation

>>14649907
Bravo anon my sides are now in orbit

>Zoom in because... you can really zoom in

>biden and harris totally geeked out!
you know how i know this woman is a fucking idiot and knows jack fucking shit about anything?
this was every woman i worked with at NASA unless they were full on autist

fuck it just F5 twitter and this website for images
https://twitter.com/NASA
https://twitter.com/NASAWebb/
https://www.stsci.edu/jwst
Although first image was leaked here on /sci/ yesterday.

Love from Kazakhstan

>filming the image on tv

Jesus christ

>>14649918
Doesn't matter, they're not saying anything anyone will remember.
Also,
>720p stream

JWSTsisters.... not like this....

>and I encourage you to zoom in
wow... so this is the power of NASA in current year...

>they still didn't show the comparison with the old hubble image to make the normies understand

why are they so fucking retarded

A BIG BANG

>720p stream
>images on a panel of monitors like you'd find at a mall
starting to believe space isn't real

>Such a monumental reveal plagued by lag and technical difficulties
Deep state interference lmao

>>14649906
They are in their offices doing the real work

>handheld camera for the stream
who the fuck is handling this?

>>14649907
The JWST is gonna photograph my sides in the next deepfield

>>14649956
women

Couldn't they have gotten better screens with smaller borders to show these images?

wonder what they would get with JW with 4 weeks of imaging

can we see the next one now?!

>>14649769
A planet, here we go boys

>>14649956
>who the fuck is handling this?
That's not a handheld camera, that's the JWST

EXOPLANET REVEAL

Fuck I hope this "telescope" crashes before the end of the stream.
What a bunch of semen slurping shit is this

>>14649907
>you alright earthboi...

PLANEDS!>>14649968
it's gonna be a squiggly spectra

>>14649963
Alien/Nazi shits

A LITTLE WHAT?

I'M FUCKING DYING AT THE TIMING HAHAHAHAHAH

>this entire stream

>more women
Kek

>>14649929
oh man, totally got me with that original take
pat yourself on the back anon, you have a comedic writing career ahead of you! Definitely not a life lacking accomplishment or intrigue. No sir!

fucking christ

>i guess- i guess we're having a little-
W-WHAT? A LITTLE WHAT? IS SHE OK?

>and here is montreal!
>We go to quebec

oh my god

>>14649956
they let pajeets from india film and set up the stream

>a youtube stream of a youtube stream

This is a disaster ,

this is just embarrassing

SPACE ASMR

DON'T BULLY NASA ANON!

God damned. Can't even handle a live stream.
Fucking bitches man

LEAVE SCIENCE TO MEN FFS

>>14649980
Malding lmao

GODDAMN QUEBEC!

>streaming the canadian stream

holy fuck they are so incompetent

>>14649786
Holy shit this stream KEKW

Wtf is going on kek

>>14649978
Can't handle the DIVERSITY?

I HEAR VOICES

>this audio

lmao wtf was that sound

WHAT IS THIS?! HOT MESS AF!

>>14649907
NICOLE NICOLE I CAN'T STREAM

> ASMR

>the audio mixing

This is amazing

>Women host
>Everything is fucking up
>people talking in the background
>ASMR voices

?????????????????

>NASA apparently able to put a series of giant mirrors in space then recreate images from billions of miles away
>can't do a livestream

lol yeah, sure, these photos are totally real guys

Yo what the fuck is this stream. Jesus Christ.

SPEAK UP BITCH

>whispering

>>14650004
I heard em too ,, Space demons ?!?

this is E3-level shitshow lmao

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR STRIPEY LINES!

There's no way these mfs went to the moon and actually build the telescope.
This shit is all fake as fuck when they can't even run a livestream
Absolute embarrassment

>>14649769

HER LAST NAME IS COLON THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE

JUST SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICS, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT

HOLY FUCK the audio is hot melted garbage

My fucking sides

muh spectrum

Think the Webb Telescope can detect a White Man at NASA?

>premature reveal
>fucked up audiomixing
>Canadians cucked

I guess science autists never lose their inability to do presentations

it's wet and so am I

>>14649999
>>14650000
holy digits

>>14650032

This is the worst thing to happen to the United States of America since the bombing of Pearl Harbour

>>14649907
>I CAN'T STREAM
10/10

What the fuck am I watching

>>14650014
Actual engineer's work on the telescope, bunch of mexicans work on livestream.

>can build a one of a kind telescope that is a marvel to humanities progress in observing the universe
>can't operate a livestream an adhd zoomer could do without thinking
fucking hell, it's a wonder webb didn't crash into a farm.

>>14650020
>Thank you nig-

I'm starting to think some of these (((scientists))) might be lying to us about some things...

>>14650032
I can’t breathe

>>14650034
only women larping as such

I MIGHT BE HOTTER ANON

>>14650032
Can't detect what doesn't exist.

>>14650026
seems like conjecture to me

Their incompetence debunks any faking of the moon landing, there's no way these spergs could actually fake shit

show the fucking planet already.

>>14650032
The white men are doing the actual work behind the scenes

>>14650053
>He doesnt know...

>>14650049
SHOUTY ANON!

HUH WHAT THE FUCK?
THAT WAS A SECOND PHOTO?

>>14650020
lol

the reason they are delaying the release so much is because their intern is sitting in paint right now drawing it up

>>14650032
Point the JWST at Boca Chica, because they all went to SpaceX

THAT'S FUCKING IT?

THAT WAS ONE OF THE IMAGES HOLY SHIT

Fucking women for fucking fuck's SAKE

>>14650032
holy kek

muh journey

How the fuck do they send stuff to space when they can't even produce a live stream smoothly?

UPCOMING IMAGES

At least nasa is really good at powerpoint presentations

Yep, this is a shitshow

what no exoplanet pic?! wtf!?!

$10 billion for NOTHING?!?!!?

>we have such sights to show you!
>...but first let's talk about something else for 5 minutes
JUST GIVE ME THE IMAGES YOU ASSHATS

>>14650043
all the actual smart people in NASA are on the projects that matter
meanwhile, they have ALWAYS had trouble with conference shit.
i have the cisco webex browser extension on chrome, that's what we do for vidcon at gsfc. i shit you not.

>here's your image bro

So you can just F5 this page for just the images: https://www.nasa.gov/webbfirstimages
>>14650063
it's spectra anon, this was expected.

fabrication indeed

>>14650032
the women are shuffled into PR positions even when they are qualified to work on projects
>t. knows a woman cambridge astrophysics phd who now does "outreach" at NASA

>>14650057
SPACE ANON!

>fabrication

"OK GUYS I CANT HEAR ...."

KEEEEK

>>14650062
since they aren't showing anything of value, can you explain what happened at e3?

I've seen Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington put on multiple Oscar specials better than this

>>14650032
kek'd irl

" i can here rubert"

Its non-stop mistakes , this will be studied and talked about for years and studied about hoe not to do live streams and presenatations

>>14650080
The best-fit model doesn't fit

>>14650032
HAHAHAA

you would think nasa would have hired a few twitch streamers by now
although I am loving the audio fuckups
hotmikes are the best

from NASA's JWST flickr

>giant floating graph in space
what the actual fuck, you're not seriously telling me this is the second image

>So we renamed it the Janette SheWebbs Space Telescope as a homage to women

>check out this pic of an exoplanet!
>and by that we mean a spectrum graph of an exoplanet

>that'll be 10 billion + tip

>>14650065
>>14650067
they detected water clouds on a planet 1000 light years away... that spectrum is more significant than any of the photos they will release

Bell Aerospace would have nailed the press release

AYO HOL UP

>>14650080
>>14650091
>>14650102
>>14650105
I can't believe JWST managed to capture an excel screenshot

>>14649907
I can't hear-

>>14650083
That's based of the men to shoo them away from the real work lol
Shame they are working at NASA at all though, using up valuable funds

nerdcenter ahahahahahahahahaha

Nerd center?

>>14650102
woah, the telescope makes graphs?

>Nerd centre
bit rude

SHE IS SAYING SCIENCE A LOT!

Can someone actually leak the infos like yesterday so we can all stop wasting time on that shit

NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope has captured the distinct signature of water, along with evidence for clouds and haze, in the atmosphere surrounding a hot, puffy gas giant planet orbiting a distant Sun-like star.
The observation, which reveals the presence of specific gas molecules based on tiny decreases in the brightness of precise colors of light, is the most detailed of its kind to date, demonstrating Webb’s unprecedented ability to analyze atmospheres hundreds of light-years away.

MF they just detected water ahhhhhhh

Damn she’s cute.

>>14650125
>>14649788

>>14650032
kek

This is actually what i expect from scientists operating normal technology.

ANOTHER WOMAN FUCKING UP HER LINES.
at least they got the hot hand off correct this time.

holy shit sending commands and receiving data? this is fucking insane

do these retards understand that the images themselves will do 100000x more PR work for them than this entire presentation did

>Sequeesha operating a $10b telescope

Reminder.

>>14650131
thanks

they've been preparing years.. FOR THIS?

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

They should just reveal the images at the start, then do an hour-long presentation on what the images mean for those who will be interested

It just keeps happening. Is it so hard to line everything up wtf?

>even more overlapping

I hate this. What happened to the NASA of Von Braun?

nooooo oohh ahahahahaha please no

preparing for years, yet they cant get a transition or mic levels correct

They really got the unpaid diversity intern to make this presentation?

>>14650147
diversity

>playing two speeches at a time
Optimized af

No reason for this to be a live presentation. Should have just pre-recorded it.

>>14649769
This is the absolute worst livestream I've ever seen. Terrible production. So many errors. Also it's only in 720p max resolution. How did NASA f**k this up so bad?

>someone gets paid 100k+ a year for this stream

>>14650143
lmao, this guys audio started playing on top of hers. If this is what they've prepared years for then it explains a lot

>>14650121
hahahahaha

>we've been preparing for this for years

reverb

LITERALLY WHO FUCKING CARES HOW THIS SHIT IS PROCESSED

JUST THE SHOW IMAGES PLS IM CRYING

Release WASP with no text

>and now there's echo
Can they get anything right? How do you even fuck up this badly?

>>14650154
this. what the hell were they thinking

Holy shit the echo
Whoever is controlling this stream should get the electric chair

>>14650077
Fucking foreplay man I tell you

it’s insane how these morons have jobs yet i failed my internship for lesser mistakes
i wanna fucking kill myself

>>14650139
DAS RITE! WE WUZ SCIENTISTS N SHEEEEITTT

AYO HOL UP DIS WHITES FAULT FOR FUKIN MIRROR SPACESHIT DONT @ ME MMHMMHMMM *SNAPS*

>President Biden announced this morning that the James Webb Telescope, initially named after a former white NASA administrator, was to be renamed the Katherine Johnson Telescope. Katherine Johnson was a Black NASA mathematician whose calculations of orbital mechanics as a NASA employee were critical to the success of the first and subsequent U.S. crewed spaceflights. Her career was portrayed in the 2016 biographical film, Hidden Figures.

>Straight up using photoshop

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SUCH A SHITSHOW

They should just stop this now. I never seen anything so bad

LITERALLY PHOTOSHOP
NASA IS OVER

Literally photoshoped.

in one short clip he was using the clone tool to hide an artifact

This has been the most scuffed livestream I've ever seen.

>removing stars from the image
WHY
WHY WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHYWHY
WHY

>photoshop
lol what hahahaha

GET THESE FUCKING WOMEN OFF MY SCREEN
SHOW ME THE FUCKING AYY LMAOS

>literally drawing stars in photoshop

WHO GIVES A FUCK

congress needs to investigate the budget of NASA, I bet their PR budget is like 10% of the entire operation
what the fuck is this shit

>>14649907
HANDS UP DON'T STUTTER

HOLY SHIT

>>14650182
It is the worst. I don't understand how NASA can produce such shite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey4yqSHOQO0
official /sci/ stream

>>14649769
How'd this guy go from starring in shitty comedies to working on a space telescope?

>all white people working at nasa

No wonder this shit is a disaster. It's all whites

Here's your space pics bro

W O W

>>14650147
he got pushed out and memoryholed into a menial office job by the kikes that took over

Wow... wow I mean wooow......

THE SAME PHOTO THAT HUBBLE TOOK 20 YEARS AGO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST SHOW US THE PHOTOSHOPPED SHIT FAGS

wow

do you think NASA will release the raw data so we can get different interpretations of the images

:O

SHE CAME AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>14650178
>>14650179
>>14650183
>>14650185
the schizos were right, this is all fake

wow!! wowww!!!!!

>>14650173
It's all so tiering.

WOWOWOW

idgaf about exploded stars, show me ayys

>>14650200
>a celestial testicle

>pfizerclotted brain reaction
>wow wow. just. wow
LOOOOOOOOOL
what is going on

>>14650180
>>14650183
>>14650185
Were those stars? Or was it some kind of noise?

>wow
>wow
>ehehe
>*lip smacking*
>...
>wow

>>14650195
based

>>14650196
kek

>>14650183
oy vey, you are not supposed to see something.... gevalt

WOW

>im just a token white guy.
>is.... do i have permission to speak now? no?
>continues to stand there awkwardly

>>14650197
The peoples of color are behind the scenes pushing buttons for the livestream

Holy fuck the silence after she moaned like slut in front of the NerdCenter scientist AHAHAHAH

I will never in my life hype up anything related to Nasa or space ever again.
Nasa has a made a fool out of me for the last time.

>they forgot to post the images on social media
Is there just one person running this shit show? what the fuck?

>>14650189

>>14649769
None of this shit is cool or new, just more hubble

This woman's whole vocabulary is 'wow'

>>14650222
There's some uniform, spherical red dots in the picture they released, he was erasing some of them with a clone tool. I wonder how many of these there were.

This whole stream is mid

>>14650224
I'm literally speechless. Someone kick that woman out of the stream, please.

>>14650224
you forgot the part where she literally cums

>>14650189
>10%
Being this bad I'd be surprised it's even close to a percent

>>14650221
>>14650224
clot shot, birth control, mass media.

>>14650227
One mirrion resorution

>>14650200

Images are up on the NASA JWST flickr, now.

>>14650244
Pretty

Audio is terrible. Someone keeps switching manually between their mics like a primary school project.

>>14650244
>Celestial steak
HOLY based

Why are they streaming another livestream on a potato computer? It's buffering, AND lagging like the streaming computer can't handle it.

THE GALAXY!

>>14650227
She should be pumping out babies instead of making a fool of herself worldwide.

>>14650244
>those cloud layers make it looking like 3D.
Pretty cool.

Why did they get the guy that was wrong about wtf the image contains?

Can we get a CERN Q&A sometime?
That would be fun.

>>14650246
the worse a government project is, the more expensive it probably was

>still image

IT'S CAUSE WE'RE ASLEEP CUNTS

>Everybody disconnected
LMAO

Why do women even live...
They are just basically semen demons (5% of it, rest is disposable garbage) that can't do anything than respond to basic commands..

>Please bring me some coffee
>Do the dishes
>Make sure the room is clean before I get home

Basically that's all there is to this subhuman race. And Im not talking about niggers.

Maybe aliens got a better Men-counterpart

Perthbros...

this is so painful

>still fucking image
Still looks like more activity than the live feed

>>14650250
>looks just like an iris
you cannot tell me God doesn't exist

>>14650265
WAKE UP ANON IT'S SPACE TIME!

Where are their shoes?

Even those two kids in Dayton has had enough of their shit

Jesus fucking Christ

This stream is a hot mess lmao
You can tell NASA is run by scientists and not film majors

>Do we have Canada?
*smacks lips* mmmmhmmm hol up let me see dis ere. mayne shut yo ass up hol up hol up
*pushes button for australia*
>ohhh there's australia

Wtf is this

>poojets are walking out

kek

>Aussies fell asleep and put up a still image

HEYYYY!!!! heheheheheheh

TOO MANY PAJEEEEEEEEETS

>>14650279
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE CRINGE IS UMBEARABLE

HEY HELLO

>>14650275
I love you, anon.

HEY MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!

hello sirs, please do the needful and wipe the mirror clean of the poo

>>14650207
Looks like NASA won't release raw data publically for at least a year

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY ARE THEY WAVING LIKE ZOOMERS????

>cuts away just as the audio comes in
just make it stop jesus christ

>>14650269
If the only woman you've ever talked to is your mom im not surprised those are the few things you think they're capable of saying

>one fucking second of audio
>it's just clapping
America.

Sound from Goddard!

https://stsci-opo.org/STScI-01G79R28V7S4AXDN8NG5QCPGE3.png

MONKEY AT THE MIXER TABLE

>>14650246
>>14650189
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/fy23_nasa_budget_request_full_opt.pdf
it's not a secret, but good luck looking through 1k pages of budget requests

>Indian stream has people literally walking out

fucking hell

>>14649769
The people seem retarded and you won't make it seem amazing by acting as if it was. The stream is lame.

>>14650286
>a woman will never greet you like this

im still getting some-

I can't handle this anymore I'm fucking dying bros this is better than any comedy show I've ever watched

>>14649769
This livestream is pathetic lmao

>>14650293
I LOVE ANON, YOU!

>>14650262
If you end up asking them a question, ask them why we're not in the 2D universe.

The audio is fucking terrible. I keep hearing the main woman speaking over the guests.

>>14650308
kek poojeets have had enough of this mess

>>14650314
It's so fucking funny when you imagine the nigresses behind the scenes fucking up everything

>>14650299
... Says the autist.
You're probably still with your parents. AUTIST!
I've had sex a thousand times, you inbread mongoloid

Hot mature woman

>we now go to Bangalore, India

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ZFDPRKPTE

>>14650304
As awful as this livestream is, those images are fucking incredible

>>14650308
they had to take a poo break

MOMMY

>>14650325
GOOD MORNING SIRS!!!!

Ofcourse Europe is the only one with a decent video

Mommy...

>>14650304
coolbeans but why are the images pixelated and not sharp like the first image?

ESA woman the best presenter so far.
Pretty low bar, though.

>>14650322
haha you just know

>>14650319
NASA WAS ELECTED TO SPACE NOT TO STREAM ANON!

One twitter post can contain 4 images. ONE TWITTER POST would have been better than this bullshit.

>british milf with no stutter or lag
>american "woman" with horrible lag, audio, hot mic
Classic

This could have all been without all this. Literally just upload the jpeg

>can put giant binocular in "space"
>can't put on a non-shitty stream
Something doesn't add up

>>14650336
It's as sharp as the first photo, but the first photo wasn't especially sharp either

Germany's space program is decent. We should let Germany won WW2.

This brit milf is the best speaker so far
Burger women are autistic retards

>Put an old brit lady on
>Instantly more professional and straight to the point
>Stream also tells how the equipment works and images are found
Just let ESA host this sit next time

Do you guys think these other satellites might be similar to the JWST situation....

>>14650344
British women need all the advantages they need to be able to make themselves understood. I can barely tolerate british accent. Women completely rape it.

SO!
*awkward breathing*

>soo…

So

so……… *smack*

QUINTS!

>>14650280
>>14650341
Competence is universal. Cope.

so.................

>>14650345
they have to justify every dollar they get in order to request the same dollar next year
this leads to the same government wasteage that is all too common
>well if we don't spend this extra few million now we won't get it next year so lets buy a bunch of useless shit and hire temporary workers

HOLY FUCK THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR

>>14650360
B-b-but IT IS IN GERMANY, SO THEY ARE EVIL!!!!

>euros just giving it to you straight

hand over the project to them

KINO PIC

>>14650376
need the full resolution

>>14648406
he was right

I want to marry her and have sex with her

so a galaxy is....

>hey guys nasa here today I am going to tell you guys about SPACE

>EU reveals the best image

THE COSMIC BALLET GOES ON!

>>14650351
>won

>>14650318
I'm sure they'll tell you it's because of Mandela Effect.

>>14650376
its cool but i could do without the fake colors

Once again, new images up on their flickr now. https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasawebbtelescope/with/52212049510/

The quality is incredible , not gonna lie

damn you can see individual stars

>>14648406
>>14650376
Leak was right also best pic by far based ESA carrying this shitshow

https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasawebbtelescope/52211586681/

>>14650376
Hidden Mickey easter egg, undeniable proof that we are living in a simulation

>>14650390
It would be best for mankind. Too bad, it didn't happen.

>only good part of the stream done by Europeans
>stream dies
Fuck americans

>>14650304
>10 billion dollars and 6 months of hype for this
I've seen all this shit before. It's just a slightly higher res hubble photo. Wake me up when there's pictures of aliens or some shit.

ESA presentation is better, how the fuck?

evropabros we stay winning

Want to cosmic dance with the bri'ish milf tbqh

the first worthwhile thing from this stream

Wow ... super images

that guy is the only good presenter so far

>cutting off the mommy presenter
kek

so what happens if we point it at something close by like andromeda?

>>14650340
and the Wasp-96B result was far more significant. Southern ring nebula is just a pretty pic. It's also how astronomers are getting cucked by exoplanets. Webb wasn't intended to study exoplanets, but we discovered them while Webb was being developed and Webb just had the capabilities to do spectra on them, so astronomers who wanted to image the baby universe got cucked.

I KINDA WANNA KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE