/sci/ - Science & Math

I just like number

>>14623859

I have overhauled two Wikipedia articles on major topics in the history of math. One of these was essentially copy-pasted into the Slovenian Wikipedia, where it (what is effectively all my work, apart from the translation itself) is now a featured article.

>>14623859
>being at /sci/

>>14623859
Anyone who actually made contributions will probably not be insecure enough to brag about it here.

>>14623859
i have wisely made many IQ threads on /sci/ to remind people that they should be smart

>>14623859
Idk my PhD thesis one published paper and one paper in preparation

>>14623859
I have contributed by replying to threads like this.

>>14623859
Havent contributed a single thing and why should I ? Fuck humanity.

22 publications

>>14623881
Links.

classified

I defended science against anti-intellectuals online.

>>14623859
None, although I could have partly contributed. You see I was part of a top secret intergovernmental research team working for certain organizations that I'd be a moron to mention and I helped develop an implementation of a algorithm that among other things solved the R*em*nn Hyp*thesis. However political wrangling meant that we ended up destroying all the proof, coding, waved magnets over harddrives and dumped them somewhere inaccessible to humans. You might think this was a loss to humanity, but we realized especially because of one particular agency that was involved in the project, if they got their hands on the decrypter we built it'd be GG not just for personal liberties in general, but we realized that everyone who worked on the project would be permanently blackmailed. It wasn't out of some kind of great desire to prevent tyranny, our "team leader" was trying to protect his own ass and we all agreed.
It is a shame in some ways, the way it solved certain ciphers was ridiculously elegant. But also there's a reason why I'm free to shitpost anonymously and reveal this now, and it's thanks to the totally selfish self-preservation instinct of our otherwise incredibly genius team. No I won't answer further questions. But this thread just made me wonder what could have been.
The next team might be more driven by a sense of duty or have more oversight from their superiors, and that's what scares me.

>>14623859
formula to solve this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THGQxkKqCCg

>>14623859
so none of you have papers?

>>14623859
If everything goes right I will submit a paper this week on genetic algorithms, hopefully it is accepted

>>14623859
me name is on a few botanical papers.
long time ago tho

>>14625288
Did you not read the thread? Several of us have papers

I went to college which funded a professor who hopefully contributed something

>>14625288
publishing papers is for peasant-mentality ladder-climbers

I’m the one who built the ladder, and might decide to let you on it

none
im a maths hobbyist that has been working on the exact same project for 5 years now
thats it
its probably classed as pseudoscience though

>>14623859
I wrote a python program that draws a triforce

>>14623859
I provided solutions to some contest problems and my solutions are different from the normal solutions.

For example I solve Putnam 2006 problem B6 using the "reverse method". Many solutions tried to estimate the limit using direct method, but I do it the opposite way, I estimate the limit using reverse method.

>>14623859
I come to /sci/ and respond to questions with bullshit made up answers which sound semi feasible due to them containing a grain of truth, in the hopes of seeing my bullshit parroted down the line

>>14624584
>t. Lockheed Martin employee

>>14623899
>Anyone who actually made contributions will probably not be insecure enough to brag about it here.

My qualifications aren't really enough to brag about, but I think its an honest question many anons think about, and its worth it to say a few things about it

Contributing amounts to showing up, and doing the work.

Since science is a group enterprise not everyone can or should do everything themselves. The more you help others the more you contribute in general. Focus on being helpful

>>14623859
zero (0)
and I have published papers

>>14623859
Through multiple posts I have implanted the idea that the planet is actually flat, young and has a dome, as well as EMPCOE being a cyclical cataclysm of plasma that destroys civilizations of degenerates, in the heads of dozens of physicists, biologists, chemists, biochemists, mathematicians and astronomers lurking this shithole, thereby planting a seed that will lead to the truthful models as they research and publish groundbreaking works that will shatter the basis of the standard narrative

>>14623859
My contributions are in engineering.