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Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:34:02 2010 No.1460818 [Reply] [Original]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.. Uhhhhhh-we're gonna have a slight delay here due to-uhhhhhhhh-you reading this in the intercom voice-uhhhhhhh-so please sit back and enjoy your-uhhhhhhhhhh-flight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:37:02 2010 No.1460828 File: 76 KB, 300x223, 1279561954477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1460818

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:41:02 2010 No.1460835 File: 27 KB, 489x329, 1253296641235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >meanwhile, on six o'clock

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:41:02 2010 No.1460837 fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:59:02 2010 No.1460925 "reading safety instructions" Goddamnit that's loud. SHUT UP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 15:00:02 2010 No.1460936 Ｌａｄｉｅｓﾠａｎｄﾠｇｅｎｔｌｅｍｅｎ，ﾠｔｈｉｓﾠｉｓﾠｙｏｕｒﾠｃａｐｔａｉｎﾠｓｐｅａｋｉｎｇ..ﾠＵｈｈｈｈｈｈ－ｗｅ＇ｒｅﾠｇｏｎｎａﾠｈａｖｅﾠａﾠｓｌｉｇｈｔﾠｄｅｌａｙﾠｈｅｒｅﾠｄｕｅﾠｔｏ－ｕｈｈｈｈｈｈｈｈ－ｙｏｕﾠｒｅａｄｉｎｇﾠｔｈｉｓﾠｉｎﾠｔｈｅﾠｉｎｔｅｒｃｏｍﾠｖｏｉｃｅ－ｕｈｈｈｈｈｈｈ－ｓｏﾠｐｌｅａｓｅﾠｓｉｔﾠｂａｃｋﾠａｎｄﾠｅｎｊｏｙﾠｙｏｕｒ－ｕｈｈｈｈｈｈｈｈｈｈ－ｆｌｉｇｈｔ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 15:00:02 2010 No.1460937 File: 118 KB, 288x789, 1270337682305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every god DAMN TIME!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 15:03:02 2010 No.1460949 File: 11 KB, 191x173, virgin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only airline that still has hot flight attendants.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 15:03:02 2010 No.1460957

So this one time I was in a plane, the captain announced "We'll be flying over 10,000 feet" but he forgot his mic on, and kept on saying to his co-pilot "You know what I wanted right now? A cup of coffee and a blowjob." So this flying attendant runs all the way to the cockpit in order to warn the pilot about his mic, when all of a sudden this guy shouts "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 15:06:02 2010 No.1460974 >>1460957 I've heard that joke before.. Someone's stand-up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 15:08:02 2010 No.1460989 >>1460974 Good will humping

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 15:10:02 2010 No.1460996 >>1460957 That's gold, lol'd heartily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 16:22:02 2010 No.1461487 File: 96 KB, 500x597, 1254440022060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 16:25:02 2010 No.1461511 >>1460957 hardly loled at all

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 16:26:02 2010 No.1461517 >>1460957 I read that joke in a porn magazine. In 1982.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 16:54:02 2010 No.1461670 File: 73 KB, 1048x653, 8toto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1461517 I 1982 that magazine in a joke read. In porn.

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