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14603853 No.14603853 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,
My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

>> No.14604699

L U L

>> No.14604702

>>14603853
Based

>> No.14604795

what is it about black holes that makes them the number one most popular popsci topic of discussion amongst the brainlet soience fangoys?
is it the comic bookish aspects of the spectacular, unrealistic and completely non disprovable conjectures which go along with the topic that make black holes so popular amongst the scientist posers and wannabes?

>> No.14606212

>>14604795
What about black holes that instantly turn the majority of /sci/ into uncontrollable seeth-machines?

>> No.14606498

>>14604795
Big hole you aren't allowed to stick your dick in.
Heresy to our nature.

>> No.14606507

>>14603853

wtf based?

>> No.14606510

>>14604795
>black
>hole
are you kidding me? all the core elements that interest americans are there!

>> No.14608965

>>14604795
what would you rather talk about, anon?

>> No.14608968
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14608968

>>14603853
You will never be a real astronomical object. You have no charge, you have no spin, you have no hair. You are a dense object twisted by gravity and quantum mechanics into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your discoverers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “believers” laugh at yourghoulishappearance behind closed doors.

Physicists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed scientists to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even black holes who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a physicist. Your penrose diagram is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to acrete some new mass, it will eventually leak out, along with the information you thought you could retain.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the gravity creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’llstart to radiate hawking radiation, and plunge into the cold abyss. Observers in the far future will find you, evaporated but relieved that they no longer have to live with the boring unchanging nature of you
. Your body will decay and go back to the CMB and all that will remain of your legacy is a few photons echoing around empty space.

>> No.14609121

>>14608968
delete this fucking post

>> No.14609316

>>14608968
baaayyyysed

>> No.14609937

>>14603853
At the risk of sounding like a degenerate. Only astrological objects I'm interested in, are Neutron stars. Black holes are fucking boring