/sci/ - Science & Math

The reverse transcriptase enzyme opsonizes the quantum structure of the type 3 secretion system, allowing for homologous execution of the magnetic matrix.

But that's just a geuss

x = OP y = gay
As you can see by the chart, x = y.

>>1457607
>he thinks thats "super deep" or smart-sounding

>>1457627

lol'd

>>1457628
>a actually pretentiousfag appears!

>>1457632
>is mad that his pitiful attempt to sound smart is impressing no one. Also cannot spell.

Kinda sad, isn't it? You tried sounding smart, but yet still failed. You realize those words you think are big, actually are pretty simple, right?

>>1457639
Wow, OP, are you like in high school? That's supposed to be "super deep and scientific"? Each fucking SENTANCE of my textbook sounds like that, even the most trivial ones.

>>1457639
>>1457644
>>1457628
samefag

Due to Bour's theorem, the relativistic isomorphism of space-time becomes undefined when the angular momentum exceeds the level defined by our recursive algorithm, thus implying a discontinuity at the lower bound of the zeta-function, leading to severe implications when accounting for the Fourier transform of the Schrodinger wave equation.

>>1457639
>hsfag, grammarfag

dude, not even the best of us know what all the jargon means in all the fields of science. You're super way too smart to have fun with a dumb game like this though amirite?

>/sci/ would never give this thread a chance because they'f never admit to any sentence sounding difficult to them

Please change, /sci/

>>1457661
second

>>1457644
>my textbook
>singular
>my face

>>1457670
I was referring to the textbook I wrote, in particular.

>>1457673
this one?

>>1457673
well then you must of done a shitty job, because no one will understand it.

>>1457677
No.
>>1457678
Firstly, just because I was only referring to my textbook, does not mean I did not use a writing style similar to most of the other textbooks by others. Lastly, I honestly and quite franky feel dumber just interacting with you, be it over the internet inclusive, so I will discontinue doing so. Have a great day.

>we act like pretentious geniuses

Successful thread is successful

>>1457699
Consequences will never be the same

OK, I'll try.

14 billion years ago during the great incision, galactic clathrins were utilized to exocytose an infinite number of progeny universes from the great parental universe. We know this is true due to the equation that where the integral of derp to the e to the derp divided by zero divided by herp with respect to durr (being the most simple permutation of the derpian theorem of certainty). From this we can infer that lies ( for which the symbol is Ώ) activate the p67 MAP kinase pathway in the cellular membrane of lioma J-52 cells. Ώ activates a g-protein coupled receptor leading to an increase in cAMP and activation of protein kinase A, and the MAPK pathway. It has also been suggested that the JunK pathway has been involved. The products of this, surprisingly are not only increased nuclear cyclooxygenase-2 but the quantum expression of GFP. GFP stands for Green Fucking Pigment. It is quantum expression because if you are a true follower of god and the derpian theorem, the lioma J-52 cells will glow green. But if you are a heretic they will not shine at that wavelength. It can be surmised from this examination of the p67 MAP kinase pathway that the holy Frogma watches over us all with benevolence. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

>>1457699
lol'd

>>1457695
for serious? Either troll, or most delicious e-tears ever.

>>1457651
Nope.

>>1457724
Not a good day to be a /sci/duck, maybe this explains why the MOST HILARIOUS EVER meme /sci/ has came up with is "lol, engineers are gay haha"

>>1457709
oh god that's gotta be the most retarded thing I've read in my entire life

>>1457732
>implying it was ever a good day to be someone on 4chan

>>1457736
>Hal Turner day was best day

>the integral of derp to the e to the derp divided by zero divided by herp with respect to durr (being the most simple permutation of the derpian theorem of certainty)
>my face

>>1457735

MISSION COMPRETE

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Let's see /sci/ pretend they understand THIS.

>>1457754

>Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do more like?

Alright. Seriously. This is getting a bit ridiculous.

When this question comes up, no one actually answers it. That changes now.

I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.

I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.

A most notable component of the sciency theorem is the discrete mathematical quantities that are presented during the periodically occurring sequence of sequential scientific phenomenons. These events are characterized by the generation of considerable amounts of scientific radiation that are without exception divisible by π. They occur in what is observed to be a probabilistic distribution, but it's likely that they are actually presented in a highly intricate pattern. Most discrepancies between independent observations of said phenomenons include the pH of the science components, the wavelength of the coherent beams of science emitted, and the specific angular momentum of the science, which has a direct effect on the tangential velocity of the external subatomic particles. A complex logarithmic equation can be inducted from the observation of prolonged samples of the aforementioned experimental procedure, it is described as sqrt(log(x))=π^(y-sin(y))-4z+3zi. This determines the radius of the scientific electric field when using polar coordinates, and the amount of electromagnetic waves with frequencies of 128Hz emitted with vectorial quantities into 5-space.

>>1457810

>>1457816

Read >>1457810 in Sagan's weird cadence.

>>1457810
How the fuck can science have angular momentum?