/sci/ - Science & Math

>>14558912
>eight inches long and three centimeters wide
Fucking hell. Stick to one measurement system.

>>14558912
How does evolution explain this?

It would be funny if this was a pestle or something and scientists just assumed it was a dick.

I wonder if we can do forensics on it and collect a DNA sample from 28,000 year old pusy juice

>>14558912
>older than civilization, religion and marriage combined
You just know what their agenda is. Silly of them, it means degeneracy is OUTDATED.

>>14558990
>28,000 year old pussy juice
cavewoman unshaved unwashed jooose
it prolly still smells
cats found that dildo.

>>14558986
>It would be funny if this was a pestle or something and scientists just assumed it was a dick.

Rat basher

>>14558912
Yo momma so OLD! She commissioned that stone dildo! Her first one got too worn out.

>>14558986
>It would be funny if this was a pestle or something and scientists just assumed it was a dick.
Imagine what future humans will think of the Washington Monument when they uncover the ancient civilization of the USA.

>>14559008
They'll find the Lincoln Memorial and think Lincoln was a deity.

>>14558990
>28,000 year old pussy juice
Imagine
The
Smell

>>14558912
rocks dont last that long, ahmed.

>eight inches long
dicklets eternally btfo

>>14558986
I'm pretty sure archeologists are plenty accustomed to pestles in antiquity and can spot when it's in fact a BBC dildo

>>14558990
>tfw no gf cloned from 28k year old DNA found from pussy juice
Why even live?

>>14558912
>8 inches long
>3 cm wide
>28,000 ears old

It was over before it even started brahs...

>>14559476
>implying the empowered womyn of academia have ever been close enough to a kitchen to know what a pestle is
chauvinist

>>14558912
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>>14559496
dildos need to be longer than vaginas because you need to have a bit of the dildo outside the body in order to be able to take it out and allow movement. her vagina is most likely 3-5 inches long.
3cm in diameter means 9.42cm/ circumference 3.7 inches.

How exactly would this be made 28,000 years ago? I don’t think they had tools advanced enough to carve stone so precisely back then.

>>14558912
It's fucking ~7.5cm long. That's 3 inches, not 8.

>>14559628
ancient aliens used their advanced technology to create the pyramids and metal dildos.

i thought this was common knowledge. youd assume people on this board were intelligent.