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14529926 No.14529926 [Reply] [Original]

Alright fuckers. I have the easiest fucking answer to solve climate change. We use nukes to disrupt earth's orbit and knock us a few thousand miles toward mars.

Boom. Colder planet. Longer year. Everyone wins.

>> No.14529956

>>14529926
maybe if we blew a chunk off towards the sun?
*country name* gets blasted off the planet while gravity goes down a little so *other country* can stuff their faces with even more * food*

>> No.14529975

>>14529956
A "randomly placed" "device" in China could reduce our annual food usage by 18%.

>> No.14529999
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>>14529926
global warming is fake

>> No.14530387

>>14529926
Nuclear power, no nigs or sea prawns

>> No.14530399

>>14529926
we need keynesian solar policy

>> No.14530405

>>14529926
the actual answer is to make it illegal to report about it, same as with covid.

>> No.14530457

>>14529926
great, let's start from your backyard

>> No.14530461

>>14529999
https://www.sealevels.org
Click and drag in the plot area to zoom in

>> No.14530585

>>14529999
See level rise isn't a problem until Antarctic is mostly melted which should not happen this century. A few tens of centimetres of sea rise is only a problem for a few insular micro-nations and frankly who care about those.

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>>14529999

>> No.14530591

>>14530585
The rising of the oceans will contaminate surface and underground fresh water supplies which will worsen the world’s fresh water problems.

>> No.14530862

>>14529926
rope scientists and politicians
/climatechange

>> No.14530996

>>14530862
>He's just admitted that people cause climate change
kek

>> No.14531261

>>14529956
Better yet just blow off a chunk of the sun

>> No.14531279

>>14529926
You are fucking retarded. That would kill us off

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>>14530996
people cause talks about CC, but you are total retard and don't see difference

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>>14529999
issue settled

>> No.14532664

>>14529999
You can repeat that "experiment" literally at any coast of the world and science will always come with their "models" and muuuh we know it better as long we get paid for. Science is the worst dishonest peace of shit and on of the biggest reasons for western degeneration.

>> No.14532679

>>14530585
>Antarctic is mostly melted which should not happen this century
What is the average temperature in Antartica and how long will it take to melt? What is the average temperature over here than?

What media and science fill in you your had is pure vomit. Vomit of gut parasites.

>> No.14532690

>>14529926
That solution is about as valid as "climate change" is.

>> No.14532694

Someone explain why this won’t work. It sounds good to me as long as we can accurately predict how the orbit will change which we should be able to do. Why aren’t we doing this?

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>>14529999

>> No.14534262

Why are certain /sci/-bros so heavily filtered by high school physics?

>Given that a Tsar bomba has a yield approx. equal to 50 megatons ~ around 210 PJ,
>Assuming 100% of a nuke's energy is transferred into planet's orbital energy,
>how many Tsar bombas would it take to change Earth orbit's radius by a kilometer?

>> No.14534274

>>14532694
Even though it's obvious you're trolling, the answer is that all of the nukes in the world aren't enough to alter the Earth's orbit in any significant amount.
But since you like the idea so much, you might want to checkout an old sci-fi tv show called 'Space: 1999'. In it, a nuclear explosion on the Moon causes it to wander off across the universe, encountering other civilizations and phenomenon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHFHTFVU88o&t=137

>> No.14536036

>>14532664
What if I told you it’s just working as intended

>> No.14536077
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>>14529926
>How to End Climate Change

WAKING UP from the delusion that it exists, is how you end it.

>> No.14536080

>>14529999
>global warming is fake
Yep. Proof is presented everyday that it is a scam and fake AF. Your picture speaks volumes.

>> No.14536247

>>14530461
disinformation, a toy for retards

>> No.14536261

>>14529975
East asian birthrate is going down in a healthy pace for now and they try to improve the environment
>eeh, they pollute a l-
80% of our industries are located there mr. dummy
If you want to nuke a continent there's one below Europe that keeps producing useless children

>> No.14536405

>>14536077
humans emit 100x more CO2 than volcanoes

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>>14529926
simple as