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I was fool enough to get the Pfizer vaccine. Now that the dust around Covid has settled, how fucked up am I? Is my immune system ruined forever? Am I now infertile? What is the deal? I'm a brainlet so I rely on you /sci/chads to to tell me the truth. Give it to me straight.

>> No.14511147

>>14511145
Take another booster shot to fix the problems

>> No.14511157

>>14511145
I get chest pains more than I used to.
Ah well no one lives forever.

>> No.14511162

>>14511157
>>14511147
Will you take their cure too or will you finally listen to the conspiracy theorists?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/n4pID0q54Oaw/

>> No.14511278

>>14511157
I get more chest pains than I used to after an unvaccinated infection I had in January. I think we're just fucked either way.

>> No.14511284

>>14511145
>he doesn't know
oh no no no, wait till the neuropathy kicks in

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since when is this board full of so many /pol/tards

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>>14511145
>>14511157
I got the vaccine too. I think im getting more blood clots than usual, have to kick my legs a few times to get the blood moving

>> No.14511304

>>14511145
>how fucked am i
you're fine. just increased risk of sudden cardiac arrest and somewhat lower fertility (just take a little bit of zinc to compensate). yes your immune system will be fucked for a bit. relax. take up a physical hobby like hiking, running, or biking. drink water.

>> No.14511317

>>14511304
Pharma hands typed this post. How much is Pfizer paying you?

>> No.14511624

>>14511145
Everyone from celebrities to CEOs to athletes have been vaccinated. Why do you think it's unsafe? Are these elite people suddenly going to drop dead in your mind?

>> No.14511954

>>14511624
Yeah, except the Pfizer CEO, Bill and his family and the Biontech guy.

>> No.14512022

>>14511954
Pfizer CEO is vaccinated, he just didn't want to cut ahead in line when supply was scarce

>> No.14512077

>>14512022
>Pfizer CEO is vaccinated, he just didn't want to cut ahead in line when supply was scarce
So where is the proof that hes vaccinated?

>> No.14512085

>>14512077
He has said he's gotten it. He waited in line like everyone else. If you're gonna claim he didn't get it or got some placebo shot for the cameras, that burden of proof is on you.
And even if he didn't get it, you'd need to explain how thousands of politicians, athletes, musicians, etc have willingly gotten it and been completely fine.

>> No.14512089

>>14511291
Always was
But hey the moderna shot gave me a second penis, I am now irresistible to women

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>>14512085
>He said
He also said safe and effective.

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>>14511145
>Did I fuck it up?
Yes

>>14511145
>Is my immune system ruined forever?
Very likely it is harmed but not totally ruined.

>>14511145
>Am I now infertile?
Perhaps, or perhaps will have deformed sperm or at the very least it will be GMO sperm now the mRNA codes have been altered.

>>14511145
>I'm a brainlet so I rely on you /sci/chads to to tell me the truth. Give it to me straight.
Don't worry scrote, plenty of vaxxed people live kickass lives. Check out my old college bro, he's a chemical waste specialist now!

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>>14512085
>If you're gonna claim he didn't get it or got some placebo shot for the cameras, that burden of proof is on you.
>And even if he didn't get it, you'd need to explain how thousands of politicians, athletes, musicians, etc have willingly gotten it and been completely fine.
The ones "in the know" got a simple saline injection. "Placebo".

The ones outside of that circle did suffer health problems, such as Gavin Newsome and this woman, among many other politicians.

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>>14512085
>politicians, athletes, musicians, etc have willingly gotten it and been completely fine.
Another

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>>14512085
>politicians, athletes, musicians, etc have willingly gotten it and been completely fine.
Moar

>> No.14512229

>>14511291
>t. Moderna shill.
Assuming you're not trolling OP, no one knows, but I wouldn't want to be someone with that shit in me.

>> No.14512243

I hate you fucking schizo retards so much. I can't wait for the US government to shut down this retard-infested site.

>> No.14512246

>>14512243
>I can't wait for the US government to shut down this retard-infested site.
They cannot, unless they want to go to war with Asia.

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>>14512243
big pharma shills r mad kek

>> No.14512267

>>14512246
>They cannot, unless they want to go to war with Asia.

The US president has the authority to write an executive order having all US-based ISPs block certain websites for national security and public health reasons.

The European Union holds similar powers.

With a significant part of the Western population not having access to 4chan, this would make revenue plummet for 4chan.

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>>14512267
>The US president has the authority to write an executive order having all US-based ISPs block certain websites for national security and public health reasons.
hahahhahaha
no

>> No.14512348

>>14512267
If this site goes down it uld be like cancer going metastatic.
They CAN'T shut it down.

>> No.14512401

>>14512022
many pfizer vaxx are placebo, check israel for example, they do the placebo shit when experiment with products

>> No.14512442

>>14512401
>many pfizer vaxx are placebo
True. In the leaked 1000 pages of Pfizer papers, it showed quite a few people in the US got placebos, to help determine the efficacy of their vaccine.

Most politicians probably got the placebo, especially if they were in the pocket of Pfizer and other corporations.

>> No.14512467

>>14512442
They also give some random lucky persons 20x strength doses.

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TWO
MORE
HECKIN
YEARS

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>tfw just had pulsing chest pain for about 2 minutes
I shouldn’t have took the vaccine bros

>> No.14512778

>>14511145
No one knows, wait and see. Most will probably be fine, a few will probably be permanently damaged. Just do your best to live a healthy lifestyle, and maybe take some proteolytic enzymes for a while to take care of excess fibrin and clotting.

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Pfizer have killed more people than schoolshooters with their products and fake scientific studies for years....just google...hundred of cases of murder by pills amd jabs....why u trust them?

>> No.14513585

>>14512401
>>14512442
are you retarded? Do you really think this is something that could be kept secret on such a scale?

>> No.14513882

>>14512022
Imagine being so stupid you actually believe this.

>> No.14513895

>>14513882
I know him personally
He is vaccinated

>> No.14513897

>>14512870
>Pfizer has killed, orders of magnitude more people than all schoolshooters put together, with their products and fake scientific studies
FTFY.

>> No.14513899

>>14513895
Well, that confirms it then, you're a shill.

>> No.14513916

>>14513899
just stating a fact
I thought people here were truth-seekers ?

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>>14511145
>Trusting a veterinarian Kike.

Good Goy

>> No.14514123

TAKE THE FUCKING VACCINE
TAKE THE FUCKING DELTA VARIANT VACCINE
TAKE THE FUCKING GAMMA VARIANT VACCINE
TAKE THE FUCKING THREMBO VARIANT VACCINE
TAKE THE FUCKING 20 BOOSTER SHOTS
WEAR THE FUCKING MASK
STAY 10 FEET APART

>> No.14514600

>>14511145
You will die in 2 weeks

>> No.14514638

>>14511145
>billions of people vaccinated world wide
>practically zero confirmed serious side effects
It's probably the most widely tested and safest vaccine ever made.

>> No.14514947

>>14511145
22M
I got two pfizer doses and one moderna dose and felt like absolute shit for 4 days after the moderna one, i was locked in bed with fever like symptoms and terrible muscle aches, much worse than any flu I got in the past.
Pfizer just made my shoulder ache a little the day after.
I already take finasteride and minoxidil daily to prevent hairloss, I'm not that worried about a vaccine's potential side effects, but the moderna one made me feel like shit unlike pfizer.

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>>14512267
>The US president has the authority to write an executive order having all US-based ISPs block certain websites for national security
>and public health reasons

>> No.14515242

>>14513585
>are you retarded? Do you really think this is something that could be kept secret on such a scale?
It wasn't kept secret, hence the leaked documents tard, thousands of pages of them.

>> No.14515245

>>14515177
kek
Leftists love their dictators and their "executive decrees".

>> No.14515272

>>14511624
>celebrities to CEOs to athletes
Elite.

>> No.14515279

>>14514638
>vaccine
For a pandemic former known as flu.

>> No.14515301

>>14511624
Everyone is smoking, so it's safe

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>> No.14516169

>>14511145
Take ivermectin in doses for a year and 5g of L arginine before sleeping for 6 weeks on and 4 weeks off multiple times to induce extra hgh production so your heart naturally heals itself. Make sure to take the L arginine 2 to 3 hours after your last meal of protein, sugar, and or carbohydrates.

>> No.14516263

>>14512243
I hope you get mouth cancer from sucking so much dick

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>>14511291
It seems that /pol/ are purposely invading all boards on 4chan, with no rule enforcement in sight.

Hioryuki, you miserable fuck... Either fix this, sell the property to someone who would, or kill the website.

>> No.14516283

>>14511291
>>14516279
You can always tell which cretins came here in the last reddit flood by their /pol/whining.

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>>14511624
Athletes have been dropping dead with chest pain and heart failure like never seen before. At some schools they don't even allow the vaxxed into sports teams without medical checkups.

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I just got the vaccine and I'm a goat now. What do?

>> No.14516334

>>14515242
The leaked documents say they gave the rich and famous placebos?

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>> No.14516437

>>14516406
2 weeks, wear a mask, get another lifesavingsafeandeffective vackseen

>> No.14516441

>>14511624
>celebrities, CEOs, athletes
>elite
The elite live in Antarctica giving the orders to their puppets in WEF

>> No.14516654

>>14516406
I don't get why you (You)ed me and what does that pic have to do with me, I'm literally an MD

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>>14516654
Leftists like that image. It is of an Antifa member they worship.

>> No.14518034

>>14514032
I'd trust a veterinarian's medical advice, but not a kike's.

>> No.14518096

>>14512208
why come no tattoo??

>> No.14518112

>>14518096
not got time for tattoo
having a latte and watching Ow My Dancing With The Stars Balls!
go away, bating!

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>>14511145
Here you have a cure that soientists and leftists do not want you to find, act like Jesus and fast for several days. Search for Serguei Filonov if you want more information.

>> No.14519311

>>14512243
fuck you glowie I hope you die a horrible and painful dead.
>imagine selling your soul to the devil for some cents
btw YWNBAW

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>> No.14520297

>>14511303
I'm the same. Legs are heavy as fuck. Have you noticed your veins looks more prominent?

>> No.14520322

>>14511145
>Now that the dust around Covid has settled
hahahhaha that will never happen.

>> No.14520554

>>14520297
Look into lumbrokinase.

>> No.14520632

>>14520554
Thanks for the recommendation. Do you take this supplement yourself?

>> No.14520654

>>14520632
I had a mild case of COVID-19 in January. I've taken Lumbrokinase (specifically Boluoke) as a precaution since then due to its anti-fibrotic properties, as well as aspirin. Can't say I've noticed anything good or bad, which I'm fine with, I feel no different than pre-covid. Boluoke is pretty expensive. Nattokinase or serrapeptase would probably be fine as well, and less expensive, but not as anti-fibrotic.

>> No.14520679

>>14511624
lol wealthy and connected people have a far easier time faking vaxx status if they don't want it.

>> No.14522150

>>14520679
Do you really think that secret is that well kept over thousands of people?

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>>14522150
It's only a secret if you consider lack of TV news reporting as "keeping a secret".

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>> No.14522254

>>14516406

This. /pol/tards are not scientists, they are retards.

>> No.14522256

Yes, very secret. There's more but these were all I have.
>>14522247
And ironically, this one actually *is* TV news reporting. Just not truthful.

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>>14522247
>>14522256
You know what I find really interesting? You have all these people screeching about how this video of a supposed "logistics test run" (that the ViceMinister-President had to participate in, in front of a bunch of cameras for some reason) is taken out of context and being misconstrued as politicians getting fake vaccinations, but no one mentions how all these strange theatrics are undoubtedly being misinterpreted by vaxxoids as evidence that their politicians ARE getting these shots. Funny how that works.

>> No.14522322

>>14522247
That's the viceminister-president, and it was a dry run of vaccination rollout to prepare for the real thing. God you people are stupid.
https://factcheck.afp.com/misleading-videos-alleging-belgian-politician-faked-covid-19-jab-fact-show-vaccination-practice-run

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>>14522322
>God you people are stupid.
>factcheck.afp.com
Pffffffffff. Also, see >>14522268

>> No.14522333

>>14522322
So it's been deb00nked?

>> No.14522336

>>14522331
Before the event even happened it was known it was a dry run event. It wasn't some super secret event. You're a fucking idiot who can't check a single thing.

>> No.14522338

>>14522333
Yes, goy. They were just pretending on purpose in front of a bunch of cameras. It was a test.

>> No.14522341

>>14522259
>died virtue signaling for globohomo
May she rest in corn syrup for the antichrist. Bless the United Nations. :^)

>> No.14522344

>>14522336
>[the actual point]
>midwit heads
>child heads
>pet heads
>cattle heads
>(You)r head <---------

>> No.14522347

>>14522344
>hurrr shocking video Prime Minster FAKES vaccination
>oh, it was a scheduled and known rehearsal for rollout (happens all the time btw)
>well who cares, it was FAKE!!!

>> No.14522352

>>14522347
See >>14522344

>> No.14522374

>>14511145
Well, there is a 99.99% chance you will be completely fine, you've also increased the chance you will not die of covid from 99.99% to 99.996%.

>> No.14522448

>>14522374
the vaccine actually makes you more likely to get killed by COVID

>> No.14522473

>>14522448
no, being an old obese boomer with chronic bronchitis makes you more likely to get killed by covid, and it also makes you want the vaccine more, so way more people who are vaccinated have the multiple comorbidities that are necessary for covid to be any sort of mortal health risk, leading to a much higher average death rate for the fully vaccinated even though it reduces each individuals chance of death

youre the 2nd retard who doesnt understand basic statistics im talking to on /sci/ rn

>> No.14522698

>>14522473
get your fifth booster goy

>> No.14522729

>>14522698
take a fucken stats class /pol/