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1438357 No.1438357 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: We post some of the creepiest machinery. I got the idea last night on YouTube. There was this fucking machine (I don't know what it did) but it just fucking creeped me out. So, post pics or links to videos. Bonus points if it is designed to maim or kill.

>> No.1438359
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>> No.1438358

You realise that that is a millstone, for marking flour, right?

>> No.1438360

>>1438358
Yes, but it's still creepy.

>> No.1438363

>>1438360
Fair enough, I can live w/ that.

>> No.1438366
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How the fuck is a millstone creepy

Now THIS mechanism definitely would be

>> No.1438367

>>1438360
I know what you mean. Bread creeps the hell out of me, too.

>> No.1438368

Holy fuck... it's like a... an ass spoon...

>> No.1438372

>>1438358

Is it at least an *evil* millstone? Haunted maybe? C'mon, throw us a bone here.

>> No.1438374

>>1438372
Uh, yeah sure. A kid fell in it three years ago and was crushed to death. Now there's bones and shit down there.

>> No.1438396

>>1438368
They heated it up until it was glowing and stuck it inside gay men and cheating wifes.

>> No.1438765

apparently i haven't lived long enough to consider any machine creepy. Please enlighten me on this? I'd like to see some "creepy" machines.

>> No.1438781

this thread has yet to produce any creepy machinery, just the millstone and the anal pear

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>>1438366
>filename

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>> No.1438808

>>1438804
A strap-on?

>> No.1438825 [DELETED] 

Anybody here every see a movie by David Cronenberg called Dead Ringers?

>> No.1438831

Anybody here ever see a movie by David Cronenberg called Dead Ringers?

>> No.1438839

>>1438808
theres a metal rod in there that is inserted into the urethra. also, the metal casing is heated until it bonds with the flesh.

>> No.1438842

>>1438839
Sounds "hot," where can I get one?

>> No.1438844
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don't forget your weener cleaners ;)

>> No.1438846

>>1438839
>>1438839
fucking a, sauce?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

>> No.1438857

>>1438839
It's like the man in the iron mask! Except it's a penis, not a man. And the mask is a permanent chastity belt...

>> No.1438865

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>> No.1438880

>>1438848
wat

>> No.1438929
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With just a little bit of imagination and knowledge of basic anatomy, just about anything can be creepy.

Pic related, it's the best tool for killing someone.

>> No.1439564

>>1438929
What a cute little spoo- OH MY GOD IT'S SCOOPING MY EYEBALLS OUT GET IT OFF ME GLRALRL

>> No.1439801

>>1438357
That's no fucking machine
>>1438804 is a fucking machine

>> No.1439825

>>1439564
Oh, I wasn't going to start there. It's more fun when you can see what happens.

Also, a heated spoon can be used to cauterize wounds so the... client... doesn't expire too soon.

>> No.1439842
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NOT A SPOON!!!!! OOOOOOOH

I think the scary machine is a rudimentary mill

Well done

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>> No.1439872
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Are horses creepy?

>> No.1439903

>>1438831
Seen it. Gynecology's creepy enough without psychotic surgeons.