/sci/ - Science & Math

Calling gays faggots is offensive to gays.

proving that you faggots have never been in a lab.

There is a difference between gay and fag.

But I'm a faggot who gets offended by being called an engineer.

in high school someone said fag out loud in one of my classes and I said "hey, that's offensive" ... "to matt" (matt was my friend that sat next to me)

so the guy changed his wording and said retard instead and I said "hey, that's also offensive" ... "to matt"

fukkin PWNT his ass motherfucker. boom headshot.

>>1436374
Is there a difference between faggot and engineer?

>>1437522
yes. A gay person sweet-talks his way into your butt, an engineer engineers something into your behind.

>>1437522
NO

the gay engineers meme was created because people who consider their majors to be more of a "true science" than engineering have to get a phd to make half as much money as undergrad engineers.

delicious butthurt, actually it wasn't even enough so they do 300k starting threads now too.

>>1436374
but what else am I supposed to call them?

>>1437519

>>1437543
what? you like delicious man butt?
sounds like you are an engineer!

>>1437522
Yes, faggots sit about discussing theories and getting fuckhueg research grants to smoke weed.

Engineers build flying cars and are beloved by the public for bringing about the future that scientists have been hurring and durring about.

Seriously physicists, shit or get off the pot.

I want flying cars and quantum computers.

>>1437550
>Engineers build flying cars and are beloved by the public

What are you smoking?

I don't get this meme.

Fill me in.

>>1437556
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>>1437556

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>>1437554
Who would the public care about more?

The man who discovers the higgs-boson, or the man who invents the flying car?

Tell me who you think that the general populace would give more of a shit about?

>>1437556

>>1437543
>underground engineers

>>1437564
Yeah, cause we all remeber the guy who invented the TV? right?

LMAO, engineers are a dime a dozen, and they are not remembered at all. Great scientist are remembered for all time.

No one, especially the general public gives a shit about engineers.

>>1437587
yep.

Thx for the input. But I still don't get it.

Seems like a Forced meme.

Oh look it's this thread again.

Fucking /sci/ the place where those who claim to have intellect troll with those who evidently have none. Good Luck trying to decipher who is who. It's like /b/, but for people who can spell.

>>1437587

>>1437554
Well he is an engineer so cocks most likely.

>>1437584
>implying anybody gives a fuck about scientists, great or not, dead or alive, except for scientists themselves.

>>1437610
mostly this, also, some delusion of grandeur

>>1437584
Ask the general public who was Albert Einstein

"Uh, that scientist right. Didn't he invent time travel or something? I wanna go back to world war 2 and kill hitler man, that'd be awesome."

Again, if you asked them who invented the tv it would go like this;

"I dunno man, but he's fucking awesome"

Who was (Insert scientist here);

"Who?"

Just look at how much the public care about Eddison. The public cares about the legacy, theory is just a "geuss" to them.
Where the fuck do you live buddy for the public to give any shit about scientists? Sounds like an intellectual paradise.

>>1436374
Pfft everyone know the gayest major is computer science, fucking field was started by Turing, who was gay.

TL;DR computers were invented by the gays, you are on a computer right now.

>>1437584

lol yeah. all the dudes at LHC are household names.

while the all the people that brought computers and shit to the masses are just lost to history. nobody knows who bill gates is, or the wright brothers, or edison, or even fucking tom or moot. rite?

Everything bad starts with 'sci' e.g scientists, scientology etc
/thread

>>1437653
>two examples
>one doesnt even make sense

derp

>>1437667
>one word reply
>isn't even a real word

>>1437667
>Taking a joke post seriously
Oh wait, I'm on /sci/.

>>1437678
>implying you didn't take the first reply seriously enough to prompt a response.

Not even an engineer myself, but "engineers=gay" is the best thing this board could come up with?, seriously?, that shit is grade school level, even lower.

>>1437673

it likely will be soon, all words that have 5+ pages of entries on urbandictionary are usually entered the following year by websters.

>>1437621
Looks like someone has scientist envy.
Just go, ask some random joe to name 5 engineers and 5 scientists.

I bet your life that no one will be able to name 5 engineers. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ENGINEERING. IT IS ALL GRUNT WORK. IT WOULD BE LIKE PEOPLE REMEMBERING FAST FOOD WORKERS!

average pay for an engineer is $120,000 per year

>>1437700
Yeah, I hear gay prostitutes can make alot.

>>1437692

that's just because people don't really know what engineers are. people know who the wright brothers and edison and alexander graham bell are and shit. most people can think of 5, especially if you allow CS/CE.

and if you ask anyone for 5 scientists they'll say einstein and the dude in the wheelchair and then draw a blank. nobody knows 5 scientists.

>>1437692
People could name a few engineers. But they would be scientists first, and engineers second.

>>1437712
>nobody knows 5 scientists.
>dude in the wheelchair
Correction, it seems you wouldn't know five scientists.

>>1437712
LMAO, a scienist who does some engineering is still a scienist! To call them an engineer (faggot) is an insult.

how old r u? do you know how to tie a knot?

>>1437692
>implying 'average joe' could name 5 scientists.

Learn to contribute to an argument with a reply that actually supports your argument.

>>1437709
Yeah both your dads seem to be making quite a living.

/sci/ is just mad because engineers make +100,000

when you average historian, biologist, chemist, mathematition, I.T specialist makes >$70,000

also people can name 5 famous scientist odds are you wont be one of them. it doesnt matter in the end because nobody will know who you are so it doesnt matter if "hurr durr engineers r faggots because nobody knoes any enginners"

>>1437721

I said:

>if you ask anyone for 5 scientists they'll say einstein and the dude in the wheelchair

Where in there do I say how many scientists I know? I could do dozens cause i'm crazy legit yo.

>>1437747
yeah well engineers are gay

Without Engineers you would be shitting in outhouses

Engineers are People too

>>1437751
that's nice, please tell me more

>>1437754
Scientists are people too. Just people with mediocre intellect and mechanical aptitude, god complex infested delusions of grandeur, and lacking social skills of any kind.

>>1437568

fucking fixed

>>1437799

You're wrong. I live in France, and the education system here is a fucking engineer factory. Those who do good at school become engineers, and themselves mock people going to universities studying noble subjects because they aren't in an engineer school.

Scientists replaced by engineers - which wont contribute to anything except their square, successfull little engineer life.

>>1437799
You know you're leaving you're asking for "But hurt" jokes right?

>>1437818
wow some people still dont get that people can have a life outside of 4chan

>>1437787
Woot woot!
Engineering train coming through!

>>1437820

I'm in the US and it was kinda the same at my university, the two hardest majors to get in to were EE and CS which are both in the college of engineering.

Math and physics and chemistry are all open majors, basically they take anybody and they mostly fill up with all the people that couldn't get into engineering.

>>1437855
>>1437818
funny how the people supporting the engineers are faggots arguments cant come up whith any logical thoughts to support their hypothesis

the best they can do is span engineers are faggots and post gay sex pictures

>>1437863
I have nothing against engineers and have never said that I do.

>>1437863
It's just a fucking meme that the 12 year olds think is funny. Any reasonable adult considers a huge variety of professions worth of respect, and even homophobic adults don't label things they disapprove of as gay, like these kids do. One day they will realise that no one cares and they look stupid. In the mean time, you can do yourself a favour by getting over it.

>>1437862

In france it's almost an obsession.

My teachers were all like "Uhh... why don't you go to that engineer school" when I said I was going to study physics.

Even the physics course in the last year of highschool isn't 100%tly about physics, we kept doing EE shit.

>>1437875
you know what i completly agree with you
im going to do the whole board a favour by sageing this shit and moving on to a more productive thread

>>1437855
Funny how people supporting the 'engineers are faggots' argument seem to have a wealth of pictures depicting homosexuality at their disposal, it's like they collect them or something.

>>1437820
This picture is proof that engineers can change the course of the world.

Science gave many good reasons why man was incapable of flight.

Engineers said fuck that, we'll do it anyway.

Scientists are quitters and naysayers. Nay they say, nay man can't fly. Man is not physically proportionate for flight.

Scientists say how everything works. Engineers bend everything to their will. Even down to the molecular level.

Why else is it called genetic ENGINEERING?

>>1437895
preach on!
engineering pride!

>>1437895
Keep in mind, people often place physics and maths at the top of those "tier" things because of their purity, However engineering is extreemly pratical yet more theroy than not. It breaks the tier system.

>>1437883

>>1437906
>>1437906
Engineering math is shit tier, any retard can do that shit. Engineering is still faggot tier.

>>1437908
Good work scientist. Resort to that collection of homosexual pics that you have saved on your computer. It's not gay or anything to collect shit like that.

>>1437917

Statistics is a type of mathematics.

>>1437917
Repeating your side of the argument doesn't make it anymore true, no matter how many times you attempt this. Typical scientist response to an argument.

>>1437926
Wtf is your point? Stats is still shit tier.

>>1437930
ITT: engineer (faggot) who thinks cal4 and stats are difficult

LMAO, you got any other jokes?

"engineer faggots" is a forced meme

>>1437933
Seriously? You can't see what he was implying? Maybe next time we'll have to draw you a picture, or use smaller words perhaps.

>>1437933

Well it should be in Tier one then according to that child's attempt at simplifying all knowledge?

Physics uses applied mathematics like engineering. So it should be in the faggot tier as well.

I have a degree in Mathematics as well and your post is embarrassing to whatever field you come from :<

>>1437943
Physics math is much more difficult then engineering math.

>>1437939
Nowhere did I say this, maybe you need to re-read what I posted before including a quote in your immature retort. Typical scientist, drawing their own conclusion irrespective of the actual facts presented.

>>1437943
>implying physicists dont take most of the
same math courses mathematicans take

>>1437949

Probably not to a Physicist? Unless he has spent all his time studying engineering and its applications of mathematics. Which makes him an engineer and a faggot under the original proposed regime of >>1437917

>>1437951

>>1437957

>>1437956

My original post of >>1437943 was to highlight some faults in >>1437917

I have a lot of respect for all fields that do not call on pseudo-science approaches. But I believe that mathematics or worse any physical science can be capable of its own sophistry.

>>1437958
Unable to argue using English grammar and logic, so you resort to your collection of homosexuality pics that you have saved on your pc. Nothing gay about collecting gay pics is there?

copy pasta this as a reply to every gay enginner thread


this engineer's are faggots argument is complete fail .
this message is going out to the people who support this thread by spamming pictures of homosexuals along with the catchphrase engineers are gay in an atempt to either troll or to prove their hypothesis ( if they post this to try and prove their argument i truly pity them )

you probably spend most of your life on 4chan trying to troll others to feel better about your shitty life

you are an obese overwieght loser who claims to be a scientist but realy only made it to highschool before dropping out

you claim to be smart because of some iq test that you took as a child even though you have never had a decent job and have never done anything remotly productive with your life

you feel jelous towards the smart people from your highschool who went on to achieve great things by spamming 4chan with your illogical gibberish in a desperate attempt to feel better about yourself.

in reality though your trolling isnt offending or upsetting anyone of real value just pathetic losers like you who wasted their life

you will never move out of your parents basment you will never achieve anything and you will die alone with no friends.

i am now going to bed no doubt this stupid thread will continue as you have nothing better to do and you will probably post some stupid homophobic reply to make yourself feel better

well i hope it does because it doesnt seem like you have alot going for you right now

sweet dreams :)