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1423314 No.1423314 [Reply] [Original]

Scientifically speaking.

When a woman gets fucked by a horse or dog and it cums inside her.

Why doesn't she have a half dog/horse-man baby?

What happens to the dog/horse sperm?

>> No.1423341

>>1423314
That's actually a good question. . . .

>> No.1423339

The sperm is simply not compatible with the human egg. For starters, wrong number of chromosomes! Biofags fill me in.

>> No.1423347

>>1423341
Here's another hypothetical.

Since monkeys are only 3% genetically different than us.

If a woman fucked a monkey and he came inside her. Could she have a half monkey, half human baby?

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>>1423347
You're way behind

>> No.1423356

>>1423347
we simply do not know

>> No.1423360

>>1423354
Yes, yes, but what if those two had a baby?

What if the dude on the left fucked the monkey woman on the right?

>> No.1423362

Here is an interesting article about attempts to crossbreed cats with rabbits to make a "Cabbit" (not making this up).

It actually contains scientific reasoning such as differences in the digestive system, chromosome count and the fusion of chromosomes.

http://www.messybeast.com/cabbit3.htm

>> No.1423390

>>1423360

Monkey? I don't see a monkey on that page.

Anyway, human/gorilla? No, but a human/chimpanzee? Probably. Chimps are closer genetically to humans than they are to gorillas, and we really aren't that far apart genetically. Goats and sheep have hybridized (toast of botswana) and they are much farther apart genetically than humans and chimps.

>> No.1423392

>>1423360
>>1423347

First, it's a gorilla, not a monkey. Second, Russia already tried this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov_%28biologist%29

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1423426

It's hilarious

>> No.1423432

>>1423392

Since Russia told Ivanov to stop his experiments before anything was really tried, I have doubts that what he was able to do was conducted properly. I know he did some stuff in the dark, so to speak, but he didn't seem to know 100% what he was doing. I mean, the farthest he got was an attempted human/orangutan cross, and they're the farthest apart of the great apes.

>> No.1423450

>>1423426

That's a chimera and not a hybrid though. Hybrids are much more rare (though still possible).

That makes me wonder though, if we will ever become advanced enough to tell which parts will be which animal. I think if we did a human/chimp chimera where the upper body muscles were chimp, but everything else was human, we could create something pretty close to super-human

>> No.1423459

/sci/: the only place where you can ask a troll question and get serious responses.

>> No.1423474

>>1423459
And why exactly is that a troll question?

>> No.1423511

A gorilla has 48 chromosomes.

That's only one pair more than humans.

It's totally possible to make a half breed, do you think?

>> No.1423515

>>1423450

That's problematic. When it comes to genes, they're not an island; they work together with others for determining the expressed result. Splicing in non-human DNA is going to have wacky results at best.

Eons of evolution make our genes pretty weird. We'd be better working with what we know than just tossing in something cut from an animal.

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>> No.1423567

herp animal human offspring derp
i'm a faggot etc

>> No.1423610

>>1423567
How the fuck?

Did you get a tripcode so close to mine?

Explain this shit?

What's the word you used?

>> No.1423615

Testing some tripcodes, don't mind me.

>> No.1423618

test

>> No.1423627

dude test them on /b/ and dont forget to noko

>> No.1423648

This is a blue (SFW) board, OP.
So stop posting horse dicks.

>> No.1423657

>>1423648
There's nothing X-rated about an animated horse dick.

Did you know the showed a dog's dick in the M-TV music video hit, "Hey Ya" by Outkast on TV?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

See for yourself.
It's not illegal, wrong, or pornography. Just a horse anatomy. If it's animated, it's even less of a threat.

>> No.1423668

>>1423657
And, furthermore, I don't see how anyone couldn't enjoy looking at a horse dick every once in a while. I'm straight, but I know I'd take a horse cock in the ass if I got the opportunity.

>> No.1423685

>>1423668
:I

>> No.1423715

If you take one set of horse chromosomes and one set of human chromosomes you get a ball of wat that usually self-destructs very early in life.

>> No.1424165

moar of OP's pic?

>> No.1424181

other species genetic material cannot into our genetic material properly, so no viable offspring

>would take a horsecock
niggaugay.exe

>> No.1424191

I failed to understand the shape of the thing in front of the horse's dick.

>> No.1424221

>>1423390
>human/chimpanzee? Probably

Why isn't anyone working on this using artificial insemination?

>> No.1424222

>>1424191
second

>> No.1424304

be a dear and post the set will you

>> No.1424327

>>1423314
why don't you just ask your mom?
She know all about fucking animals.

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>>1424221
>Why isn't anyone working on this using artificial insemination?
Why use artificial insemination?

>> No.1424364

There are a couple of things preventing cross-species pregnancies. One is the structure of a protein called ZP3 in the zona pellucida of the female egg. ZP3 allows the male's sperm to couple with the egg, and the structure ZP3 is slightly different for each species. Sperm have a compatible set of glycosyllated proteins on their heads that associate with ZP3. So basically you have a "lock-and-key" type mechanism that keeps different the sperm of one species from even ASSOCIATING with the egg of another species.

However, there are some species whose ZP3 "lock" is similar to our own, at least in protein sequence. Horse ZP3 is about 88% identical to human ZP3, IIRC. It's not impossible for the sperm of one species to couple with the egg of another, just difficult to make happen.

Then you have the second line of defense, which is chromosome pairing. If the female egg registers that the chromosomes inside, after fertilization, are not paired properly, then the egg stops dividing and self-terminates. In almost every case where the chromosome number between the male and female is significantly different, you aren't going to get offspring just because of this mechanism.

>What happens to the sperm?

The foreign sperm just dies and gets absorbed by the female's reproductive tract, just like sperm of the same species.

Also, FUKKEN SAVED (despite the fat amorphous blob on the right).

>> No.1424378

>>1424330
Increased chance of fertilization, obviously.

You could work around what >>1424364 is saying.

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>>1424378

Sure you could. Take the DNA out of a dog egg (for example), put it in a human egg with DNA removed, and somehow adjust the human sperm's chromosome count. You could probably just add extra chromosomes filled with random junk DNA, and of course you wouldn't want to do this to the organism itself, just the germ cells/spermatozoa. Then you transplant the egg into a human surrogate mother and voila, you've got a horrible abomination of a cross-species pregnancy.

>> No.1424463

>>1424410
So, again, why is nobody working on this?

>> No.1424510

>>1424463

Because people think it's morally less than ok to make human-animal hybrids. Not to mention religiousfags get their panties in a gigantic wad over the suggestion that we could be anything other than god's chosen species, that we could defile ourselves with anything animal.

I say fuck 'em. I don't care. I'd actually be interested to see what happens, in the name of SCIENCE!

>> No.1424518

I have a similar question to OP's
If i ejaculate inside an ass does the sperm get shitted out or is it absorb for all the nutrients it has

>> No.1424557

/sci/ - Bestiality & Closet furries.

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>>1424518

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>>1424576

>> No.1425379

bump

>> No.1425395

There are horse/donkey (mule) and tiger/lion (liger or tigon) hybrids, why couldn't there be a human hybrid of some sort.

>> No.1426516

>>1425395

it's called a fucking isolation method look it up.

the head on the sperm cells wouldn't dissolve the human egg cells.

and plus another thing is mechanical isolation rturd.

>> No.1426531

>>1424603
>>1424576
:3

>> No.1426552

>>1423347
Uh... women can't fuck and produce offspring from it. Strap-ons don't work that way.

They can GET fucked and produce offspring, though.

>> No.1426555

>>1426552
>hurrdurrdurr I'm a retard who doesn't know how language works

>> No.1426562

>>1423347
I had this very same discussion with my teacher in elementary school. How old are you? 15?