/sci/ - Science & Math

>>1414349
You now realize that the entire human race is retarded

troll him with goatse. it are only way

OP Here

Stranger: no wind causes waves and there are earth quakes all the time on earth
You: Then how do you explain high tide and low tide?
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: no..

He then disconnected

>>1414358
Agree

You now realize that the question is not as intuitive as we all think. Since we all know it by now but for those who don't study physics, but even have a basic understanding of satellites, atmosphere and that the moon has less gravity than the Earth, it's not intuitive.

QUIT TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF SEEM SMART BY ASKING A MISLEADING QUESTION.

Seriously, there are better questions to ask to gauge how stupid these people really are.

>>1414382

I'm not trying to make myself look smart. Calm down.

>>1414382
If someone doesn't realize that the moon has gravity (and thinks it's caused by spacesuits), they are objectively retarded

>>1414382
Example requested

>>1414382
This. I honestly can't think of a better way to gauge someone's retardation than OP's question.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: :o float away??
You: if you jump on the moon, do you come back down?
Stranger: no
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: is it right??

>>1414382

My cat understands gravity.

I can't tell if he was serious, but I swear I'm going to fucking bop a bitch

You: If you were on the moon and had a pen in your hand, then let go of that pen, what would happen to it?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: it would float away
You: how is it that humans don't float away on the moon?
Stranger: we weigh more so our gravity is stronger
You: but pens don't have gravity?
Stranger: they do but its smaller
You: If I took a thumbtack in my hand on earth and let go of it, what would happen to it?
Stranger: it would stay there
You: it wouldn't drop to the ground?
Stranger: not if your hand is in the way :P
You: Let go of it, meaning released it from your grasp and moved your hand out of the way
Stranger: then yes because the earth has a stronger gravitational pull then the moon

You: If you're in an unfamiliar environment and do something familiar, what will happen?
Stranger: I don't know, my reasonable guess is ...
You: Holy shit everyone is dumb not me I'm fucking great

This one has a pulse!

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: quick question
Stranger: ok
You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats to the ground and then it bounces
Stranger: guess
Stranger: ing
You: What happens after it bounces?
You: Does it fly into space, or fall to the surface again?
Stranger: fall again
You: finally, fuck.
You: 7th person I asked
Stranger: lol
You: first one who actually knew the moon had gravity
Stranger: haha
You: omegle killed my hope in humanity. feels bad, man
Stranger: humanity is screwed...
Stranger: ~_~

>>1414427
>implying gravity is not a familiar concept

A more interesting question is:
If you're on the moon, and release a helium balloon, what happens to it?

>>1414477
It would float away

>>1414477
It would just explode right? There's no air pressure on the moon so the balloon would just pop.

>>1414477

it falls.

>>1414507

or this

>>1414509

>>1414507
The moon actually has a very thin atmosphere but I'm actually very curious about this question also. It depends on the strength and elasticity of the balloon rubber/plastic, and the volume of helium within the balloon.

>>1414507
If you had filled it on the moon, no, as the tiny amount of gas required to inflate the balloon would reflect the ambient pressure.

>>1414509
Yeah, I'd expect so, too.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YA DUN GOOFED
You: sup qtpi
You: HOW R U DOANG
Stranger: gr8
You: i have a question for you
You: quatson
Stranger: yes
You: if i drop a pen from my hand while i stand on the moon, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: none gravity
Stranger: it floats
You: :(
You: YA DUN GOOFED
You have disconnected.

>>1414536
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>1414536

shit i talked to that guy too

Another good question:

In a storm, why do you see lightning before you hear thunder?

>>1414582
Eyes are closer than the ears to the cognitive center of the brain.

Stranger: hi
You: question
You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats up?
You: do the astronauts not stay on the ground?
You: yes or no
Stranger: they do...
Stranger: but they have special suits :o
You: you best be trolling
Stranger: huh?

I'm getting the sense that a lot of people believe the astronauts wore suits with fuckin' iron boots like in Legend of Zelda...and that makes me very sad. pic related

You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: nothing, untill another force acts upon it.
Stranger: or you're dead.
You: what force is holding the astronauts against the moon's surface?
Stranger: gravity.
Stranger: well, i guess the pen would fall some.
You: are you saying that the "other force" would be gravity acting upon the pen?
Stranger: The pen would fall onto the surface.
You: YAY! you are the first person out of 3 to get this right. You win 10 internetz
Stranger: Well, i am proud of myself.
You: for understanding basic laws of physics? Don't be.

>>1414664
>You: for understanding basic laws of physics? Don't be.

Doesn't take much with you, I expect.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: l
Stranger: r u crazy
You: answer it?
Stranger: it will not work
You: what will not work?
Stranger: pen wud be use less
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

its worse than we thought

>>1414723

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: if im the moon i don't have hands
You: it said if youre on the moon
You: this is not a difficult question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

so you guys feel cool cause you know f=Gmm/r^2?

>>1414778
I feel glad that I know the moon has gravity and that it's not caused by space suits

>>1414766

>>1414778
We don't have much. At least give us this, please.

You: hey
Stranger: :)
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: it drops
Stranger: doesn't sound clever enough ^^

Second try. First didn't respond.

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it will drop to the surface
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: No reason.

everyones either assuming you throw the pen or you dont move your hand

>>1414382
>>1414427
Samefag

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: If you were on the moon and had a pen in your hand, then let go of that pen, what would happen to it?
Stranger: it would float away
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol
You: What about people on the moon?
You: Do they float away?
Stranger: yea
You: So, if a astronaut jumped on the moon, he'd just keep floating away and never come back down?
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: he'd come back down
Stranger: but the pen doesnt have as much mass as a human does
Stranger: therefore causing it to float away
You: Okay
You: What about a feather?
Stranger: float
You: Just, float, not float away?
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what is this a test? lmao
You: Kind of.
You: The pen would drop
You: The feather would drop
You: Anything would drop
Stranger: lmao
You: The moon has a gravitational force
Stranger: so what did u just prove that im stupid?
Stranger: no as much as earth does
You: :D

seems pretty 50/50
OP achieved nothing

>>1414840

It's not the amount of people answer it right. It's the answers that the wrong people give. Read the convo in the OP.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: won't it just kind of float there?
Stranger: or slowly start to fall?
You: well you tell me
You: what do you think about the astronaut
You: the same forces are acting upon him
Stranger: Why does that astronaut need a pen?
You: he doesnt
You: thats why he lets go
Stranger: Wouldn't it be hard to write with space gloves on
You: quite astute of you
Stranger: Well, the pen would just kind of float away, I suppose.
You: then why does the astronaut stay on the moon's surface?
Stranger: He's got space boots on.
Stranger: They keep him grounded.
You: really?
You: so if he had no boots, he would float off
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Yes he would.
You: why?
You: what is anchoring the boots?
Stranger: They are either heavy or very dense
Stranger: or a little of both
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: I am not an astronaut.
You: but isn't the moon heavy and dense?
Stranger: Yes.
You: then what would boots have to do with anything?
Stranger: The gravitational pull is different on the moon.
You: how so?
Stranger: It's magic.
Stranger: The moon is magic.
You: dont take the easy way out here
You: i believe in you

>>1414861
Stranger: I don't know if I'm supposed to be solving a riddle...
Stranger: or helping you do your homework....
You: i am doing no homework
Stranger: but if it's homework... what are you doing in summer school?
You: and its not a riddle
You: just a simple question
You: there is no summer school that teaches these things haha
You: but really you were getting so close
You: stay with me here
You: look at it one more time for me and then do whatever you feel:
You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: I can't stand on the moon, I'm not an astronaut
You: fine
You: at least you tried for a little while
You: but i must say im disappointed...
You: oh well.
You have disconnected.

>>1414861

one of the best so far. i love people who play along for the whole time.

Stranger: f?
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
You: i will answer your question
You: only after you answer mine
Stranger: it falls
You: congratulations
You: also i have a penis

Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: If you were on the moon and had a pen in your hand, then let go of that pen, what would happen to it?
Stranger: It would fall, of course.
You: Cool, what about a feather?
Stranger: Uh...the Moon has gravity, so anything would fall.
Stranger: Why?
You: Just seeing if Humanity has any hope.
You: Thank you for giving me that hope.
Stranger: Hope?
Stranger: It seems little unfair to judge peole based on physics knowledge.
You: You're not a total asstard. Ask that question to other people on omegle. You'll get some crazy ass answers.
You: Bye

our civilization in 10 years

I just want to watch the world burn

>>1414891
President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho!

President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.

>>1414905

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats
Stranger: away
You: if you jump on the surface of the moon, what happens?
Stranger: you go really high then come back down
You: why wouldn't you float away?
Stranger: because of the moon's gravity?
You: so what happens when you let go of a pen while standing on the moon?
Stranger: it floats away and but stays in the moon's gravity?
You: if both the moon and earth have gravity, what would make the pen float away on the moon but fall to the ground on earth?
Stranger: the moon has less gravity then the earth
You: so when you say that the pen would float away but stay in the moon's gravity, what does that mean? given enough time, what do you predict will happen?
Stranger: this is hurting my head :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>1414915
Thank you, I was hoping someone would post that

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY "UP UR BUTT LOL" AND THEN LEAVES

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: hello~22 male China~What do you think if a pretty lady steps on a man's body with thigh high boots?
You: ...what
Stranger: female?

>>1414923
Had to, makes me laugh every fuckin' time.

>>1414882
He just kind of proved you're an antisocial smug there.

Lets think of other random questions to ask people

-Why do you see lightning before you hear thunder? (theres 2 answers. one is the speed of light vs speed of sound. other is that thunder is a product of lightning)

-What would happen if you took off your space suit in space?

-What causes waves in the earth's oceans?

-something about what the sun is made of or why it burns

You: hi
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats?
You: what happens when an astronaut jumps on the moon?
Stranger: they float
Stranger: ?
You: why would they float
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: it just seemed like a good answer
You: how much would someone weigh on the moon?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen
Stranger: It hits you on the head...?
You: why would it hit me on the head?
Stranger: Because you dropped it and the moon cheese is bouncy :3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: Quick question.
You: If youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: the pen will float
You: Hover in the same position, or float away?
Stranger: float away
You: What happens when a human walks on the moon?
Stranger: depends on what they have on
You: If they're naked, will they float away too?
Stranger: they proablly die first
You: Yes, but after.
You: They'd still float away?
Stranger: yes they would
You: Why?
Stranger: cause of gravity
You: Wouldn't gravity keep them on the moon?
Stranger: there isnt gravity in space

>>1414934
haha

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it might float?
You: why would it float?
Stranger: no gravity
Stranger: plus i wouldnt have a pen in my right hand im left handed
You: :)
You: so what's keeping you on the surface of the moon?
Stranger: the moon wants my body
Stranger: ;)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Interested in trying something sick and kinky, maybe rape or incest or pedophilia, if you're not interested go ahead and disconnect, no hard feelings.
You: i'm interested in you answering a question
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: It slowly falls to the moon
You: YES
You: THANK YOU
You: you're the first person on omegle to get it right
Stranger: ...That is frightening
Stranger: that the guy who wants to try that shit gets it
You: even more frightening than rape or incest or pedophilia!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats away
You: why?
Stranger: because of gravity. its only one sixth of earths
You: so the pen would still fall. just slower. wouldn't it?
Stranger: no. it would float if u just let go
Stranger: ifu put force on it
Stranger: then it would float in the direction
You: but gravity is a force in and of itself. I'm sure if you put enough force on it in the opposite direction of gravities pull, it would fly away
Stranger: ok. that makes sense

>>1415036
>there isn't gravity in space

Stranger: hey
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats away
You: why?
Stranger: because there is no graviity
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: lol

>>1415080
And this was the only person I could get to give me the right answer.

>>1415102

>>1415115
I fucking love hedgehogs, but I'm allergic :(

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it explodes
Stranger: :3

>>1415125
I rage whenever someone sends me that fuckin' :3 smiley

Looks like moon can not into gravity

>>1415150
I accidentally the moon's gravity. Sorry

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: u
Stranger: asl?
You: Good. Care to answer a quick question I've been thinking about?
You: Then I'll tell you my asl. ;-)
Stranger: wht do u mean
You: If youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it wil fly in air
Stranger: no gravity
You: What happens to a person when they stand on the moon?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Ask you a question?
Stranger: you are probably stupid
Stranger: =)
You: We'll see
Stranger: you just did
Stranger: according to your grammar
You: May I ask you two questions in succession?
Stranger: please proceed
You: You have a pen on the moon, and you let it go. What happens to the pen?
Stranger: is this a wording question, or an actual physics question
You: An actual physics question.
You: I'm not asking for any specifics
You: Just generally, what happens to that pen?
Stranger: because if you let go of pen on the moon, it would still fall to the surface of the moon
You: Correct
You: You're the first person in 7 to get the question right
Stranger: horray!

FACT: Half of the people who saw this thread immediately started trolling omegle. It's a fact!

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats?
You: nope
You: try again
Stranger: its falls down forever?
You: forever?
Stranger: wait no it goes to the left
You: wouldnt it reach the ground?...
You: um
Stranger: am i right?
You: no.

Holy fuck try asking people

what is the sun made out of?

NO ONE KNOWS AAAHHH

>>1415177
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is the sun made out of?
Stranger: ☻
Stranger: fire
Stranger: molecules
You: well isnt everything?
You: what kind of molecules?
Stranger: i said fire
DJSAAAAAIDOJWQIOEJWOQIODWPQ

Stranger: asl,hi
You: May I ask you a question?
Stranger: (:
Stranger: sure
Stranger: lol
You: You have a pen on the Moon, which you let go of. What happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats away.
You: incorrect.
You: It falls to the ground, slowly.
Stranger: nah.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey.
You: What's up?
Stranger: Nothing much, just chillaxen. Where u from?
You: Care to answer a question I've been thinking about?
You: Then I'll tell you where I'm from. ;-)
Stranger: What?
You: If youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: Ummm it floats in the air?
You: Why?
Stranger: Because there is no gravity in space
You: So what happens when a human stands on the moon?
Stranger: Well, they have gear on them to keep them down, ive answere yoour question, where are you rfom?
You: I'm from a wonderful place where people understand that gravity keeps things down, not gear.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hiya
Stranger: HEY HEY HEY EHY HEY HJEY
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: FLYES?
You: Wait what?
Stranger: FLIES
You: why?
Stranger: this is a troll but anyway
Stranger: because of the gravity
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: no gravity

>>1415177


HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT NOBODY HAS ANSWERED THIS CORRECTLY

>>1415211

What's the worst answer you've gotten?

>>1415211
I got one guy who did

>>1415217

Solar energy and lava

>>1415200

You: Hi, ask you a question?
Stranger: I wish that sentence made sense
You: Alright, I'll try it in more verbose verbiage. May I ask you a question?
Stranger: Of course you may
You: You have a pen on the Moon, which you let go of. What happens to the pen?
Stranger: I do not like this question
Stranger: I am unlikely to be on the moon
You: Hypothetically, then.
Stranger: I don't know. I guess it just floats about, or falls very slowly
You: Choose one, because one of those is correct but the other isn't.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>1415177
I truly dont know the answer to this Question.

I want to say Hydrogen.

Am i Correct?

>>1415231

Yeah its mostly hydrogen i would take that as a correct answer.

>>1415231
plasma (aka superheated gas)

Stranger: hello!
You: what's the sun made up of?
Stranger: um
Stranger: water
You: lol
Stranger: that's the right answer
Stranger: I know it!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: it has H2 in it from hydrogen ion emmitted from fusion reactions but no H2O as there is no O to react with
Stranger: wow! that's amazing
You: science is SWEET!

You: Hi, may I ask you a question?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: and hello
You: What is the Sun made out of?
Stranger: may i answer that with another question?
You: Sure.
Stranger: k
Stranger: what makes you think i'd know?
Stranger: lol
You: Because it's a general knowledge question that is pretty basic
You: And certainly has an impact on your everyday life.
Stranger: can you say.....GEEK!
Stranger: you need to work on ur 1st impressions

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats up due zero gravity
You: if there is no gravity why do astronauts stay on the surface
Stranger: they have a greater mass
You: mass is negligible in zero gravity though
Stranger: yes, only weight changes mass is equal
You: so why does having a greater mass keep the astronauts on the moon
Stranger: they greater the mass the larger the gravitational attraction
You: you said there is zero gravity
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>1415249


AAAHHH

>>1415254
second

sage this shit

You're not smart, you just know a trivial fact. Think of a new question.

>>1415249

/sci/ status:

Told [x]
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>>1415267
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

>>1415267

Dumbshit. The point is to see the stupid answers, not to feel smart.

>>1414349
That is the most retarded answer I have ever read, my head is going through a breakdown of FUCK trying to understand how someone can be so stupid.

N: You: I will show you my breasts if you answer this question - if you're on the moon and you let go of a pen, what happens?
Stranger: i will float into oblivian. and eww i can look at my own boobs if i wanted to.
You: ...
You: Did you know if you jump into a black hole all your dreams come true?
You: You should try it some time.

ITT: Self righteous retards

>>1415299
I just wanted to watch the world burn

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Why do you see lightning before you hear thunder?
Stranger: Hey i'm doing a probability survey and i could really use your help, are you Male or Female and what is your purpose for coming to omegle? M:22 F:10 Disconnects:26
Stranger: light moves faster than soundwaves
You: male and its to quiz people
You: good job
Stranger: k question 2
You: ok
Stranger: not prepared? tsk tsk

WTF?

Stranger: Hi
You: You have a pen on the Moon, which you let go of. What happens to the pen?
Stranger: It would float towards the moon
You: well done
Stranger: Because the moon has a gravitational pull
You: now
You: just a small town girl
Stranger: Was it 'living in a lonely world'?
You: quite!
Stranger: sweet
You: faith in strangers = restored
Stranger: Glad to help, lol

First person I met over Omegle actually got it.

Stranger: sarah silverman is kinda hot
You: If you were holding a pen in your right hand on the moon and you let go of it what happens to the pen? Just answer it, please.
Stranger: it falls slowly
You: THANK YOU.
Stranger: np
You: You're the very few to get that right sadly.
Stranger: what do most ppl say
You: It either floats away or stays.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what fails
Stranger: ppl need to learn science
You: Indeed, nice talking to you but I must be going.

Stranger: ask me anything
You: If you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: the moon has its own gravitational pull so the pen would fall but it would be slower because the gravity on the moon is considerably less
You: Close, but it actually floats away. Sorry.
Stranger: no it wouldnt
You: It actually would. The moon's gravitational pull isn't strong enough to keep the pen on. Solar winds effectively negate the pull of the moon's gravitational force.
Stranger: do you have proof?
Stranger: so do you?
You: Astronauts actually tried this during one of the moon landings, and it just floated away.
Stranger: your word is not considerd proof
You: You're just a dumb, uneducated motherfucker.
You: Goodbye.

>>1415325

>>1415325

da fuk

You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: oh c'mon
You: i just want to ask a quick question
You: like a survey of omegle folk
Stranger: sure
You: if you were to drop a pen on the moon, what would happen to it?
Stranger: gravity pulls it up
You: up?
Stranger: yes. cause their is no gravity
You: then how do astronauts walk on the moon?
Stranger: they have enough mass to keep them pulling down
Stranger: faggot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I dun very much like dis gaem.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: Care if I ask you a question I've been thinking about?
Stranger: go on
You: If youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: dnt knw
You: What happens to a human when they jump on the moon?
Stranger: i think its hard to catch d pen coz d gravity of d moon is less den our earth....isn;t it
You: It is less, yes. So how would that affect the pen or the jumping person?
Stranger: can't say abt d pen concpt it might float even bt if a person jumps on the moon den dey wud jumps many feet more den on d earth...don't knw d exact figure...
You: It's fine not to know the exact figure, that's math after all.
You: But you're saying the person would eventually come back down, right?
Stranger: ya
You: Wouldn't the pen come back down too?
Stranger: i hope so....my maths is weak...
You: The pen coming back down depends on your weak maths?
Stranger: u seems science lovr
You: Yes, I am science lovr. Science is lovrly.
You: Do you not lov science too?
Stranger: I luv Science bt hates Maths.....
You: Yeah, who needs fucking math anyway.
You: Right?
Stranger: yeah everybody hav there own likes n dislikes.....
You: Yeah. You know what I like?
You: When people can answer basic questions about gravity.
You: You did not do this.
You: This means I do not like what happened.
You: And I think you are a fail.
You: This field is called logic.
You: Good luck with your dur dur.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: um it plumets to the sun earth or the universe
You: what about the moon?
You: wouldnt it fall...there?
Stranger: it will float away ir your on the moon
You: why don't astronauts float away then?
Stranger: there suits are weighted down with weights
You: but a pen weighs something.
You: so therefore it would fall right?
Stranger: ya like .05 of a pound
Stranger: it would float
You: but there is still gravity on the moon, and a pen still would fall
You: does that not make sense?
Stranger: no there is no air on the moon the air evens out the universe
You: hahahahah k.

>>1415348
I hate you.
They answered the question well enough--even if it may have been somewhat masked by their poor grammar and uncertainty--but you just acted like a fucking asshole.

Enjoy your social anxiety, aspie.

>>1415348

Dick.

>>1415348
Way to be mean to people for no reason

>>1415348

I hope you die in a Jewfire.

Wait is it possible to locate your IP address, I ask this question and then they complain about me. And the site is trying to locate my IP address...what?

>>1415384
Yes, it's how the FBI finds serial killers. The site is likely just banning your IP though

>>1415362
You sound like the kind of person who couldn't learn this sort of trivial fun fact to fuck with people on your own. Its an intelligence test, people can figure this stuff out on their own if they take the time to do so, and if they have the reasoning.

Serious question.

If you put one portal on the moon and another one connected to a space with an atmosphere (say, the Earth) would the atmosphere "float away"? This seems like a situation where the moon's gravitational pull might actually be too weak when you take into account other forces.

Stranger: hey
You: Hey.
You: Got a question for yah.
Stranger: yep
You: If you are on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you drop the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it goes down
Stranger: gravityt
You: !
Stranger: just not as much pull on the moon
You: I heart you.
You: First one to get the question right.
Stranger: serious?
Stranger: im 15
You: I was 0/8 before you lulz.
Stranger: they are dumb
You: Sad isn't it?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: whats ur asl then
You: Rock on kid.


Win.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you were on the moon and had a pen in your hand, then let go of that pen, what would happen to it?
Stranger: it'd float away
You: why?
Stranger: zero gravity?
You: so then how do rocks stay on the ground of the moon?
Stranger: they don't
You: or how did astronauts do it?
You: were they wizards?
Stranger: they didn't
Stranger: but astronauts are probably wizards
Stranger: it's all about the weight of an object
Stranger: or, i should say the mass
You: that doesn't mean something floats away
Stranger: a pen's mass is tiny and the effect of gravity on it is small, ergo it doesn't fall to the ground
You: no matter how little mass it has
You: the moon tho is big,and has quite a pull
Stranger: well then, I correct my previous answer of "floats away" and answer "floats"
You: and even a feather wouldn't float away
You: do you know why baloons float on earth?
Stranger: helium?
You: do you think it's because they have little mass?
Stranger: no it's because they have helium
You: yes and..?
Stranger: helium is a light element
Stranger: much lighter than O2
Stranger: and it rises
You: good
You: and what gas heavier than a pen is there on th moon?
You: to lift the pen
You: or make it float?
Stranger: you should probably just google it.
You: uhm,no matter how small the gravity, they will attract each other unless there's another force pulling them apart
You: there is none on the moon
You: You google it and see what you find.

i got bored around then...

>>1415399
I can see I've intimidated you. Don't try and sockpuppet behind the cover of Anonymous; you deleted your post, so you know what you posted was pretty stupid. The person gave a mild affirmative when you further questioned if the pen would come back down.
Most likely you're simply trying to reassure yourself in some way by retaliating with a misdirected ad hominem post towards the most thought out response.

Oh yeah, enjoy your crippling social anxiety.

>>1415347
wat

>>1415440
wut?

>>1415399

>>1415440

Lawlz at funny pictures and words. Clever man is clever.

Stranger: Hello
You: dude
You: if you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: It ...will stay in the air. Right?
You: no
Stranger: What happens?
You: it falls to the ground
You: omegle cannot into gravity
You: also, the game
Stranger: The moon has no gravity.
You: how does astronaut stay on it then?
Stranger: Notice how they're floating in the air when they're on it?
You: notice the footprints left there?
You: notice they fall?
Stranger: They can push themselves onto the ground, sure.
Stranger: Don't be a doucheface, okay?
You: notice the test where they drop a hammer and a feather and they drop at the same rate?
Stranger: I'm just telling you fact.
You: no
You: not fact
You: nope.avi
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: there's LESS gravity
You: correctomundo
Stranger: -_-
You: oh man
You: you are now breathing manually

Hurray!

You: Hello.
Stranger: hello.
You: You mind if I ask you a question?
Stranger: go for it.
You: If you're standing on the moon, you have a pen in your hand, and you release it, what happens? By release I mean you're hand is not longer touching it.
Stranger: it...falls.
You: Wow! You're the first person out of the 8 I've talked to that answered it right...
Stranger: that's just wrong.
You: I know. You've restored my faith in humanity... Thanks.
Stranger: no problem bro.
You: Have a good day... or night.

>>1415473

>>1415473
I lol'd, anonymous is good at spotting anonymous.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU HAVE WON A COOKIE
You: LOVELY
You: YOU CAN WIN IT BACK IF YOU CAN ANSWER THIS
Stranger: bring it
You: if you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it simply floats away
You: ....why do I have the feeling....nvm...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have a feeling that was one of you, /sci/, the answer was a little TOO perfect stupid....

>>1415384

Hm still not banned yet I think anon just got hacked by someone.

>>1415347
> gravity pulls it up
whatthefuckamireading.jpg

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you're standing on the moon and you let go of a pen you're holding, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: What?
You: It's a survey.
Stranger: the pen would fall down slowly
You: Yes, not many people get it right
Stranger: It would fall because of Jesus's love.
You: what
Stranger: The game, good night /sci/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

God dammit, /sci/.

>>1415249
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>>1415249
>>1415249
>>1415249
>>1415249

This man gives me hope for humanity. You know why?

He admitted he doesn't know something.

http://pastebin.com/k7d8tjHg
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>>1415509
I LIEK MEMES
ALSO THE GAME LIOLOL

Stranger: straight /gay/bi?
You: uhm straight?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wht

>>1415509

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: ummm that is a good question
Stranger: ask the magic eight ball
You: I'm asking you
You: do you have a magic 8 ball?
Stranger: umm of course
You: then shake it and lets find out
Stranger: it says try again later
You: guess I'll go do that
Stranger: yupps
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats?
You: Well fuck
Stranger: what lol
You: I betted it would fall down normally
Stranger: nope, in space theres gravity so anything up there just floats around lol

You: quiz time
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it floats cuz of gravity right
You: if an astronaut jumps on the moon, what happens
Stranger: he slowly goes up and slowly back down
You: so then the pen would....
Stranger: do the samme
Stranger: same
You: good enough!
You: enjoy your masturbation
Stranger: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>1414346
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m 27 perth australia here. looking for a girl to chat with... u?
You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it probably points towards ur dick
You: well played

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You: i cheated
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: no im a manchild
You: jerk

WOWWWW OMEGGLE PPL R SO STUPIDDDDD

>>1414347
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Stranger: hi
You: howdy partner
You: there's a snake in my boot!
Stranger: (: you should take that out
You: quiz time
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it drifts of into space?
Stranger: *off
You: how do the spacemen stay on the moon then?
Stranger: oh, you got me, idr, ...its magic. :p
You: I'll accept: Spacemen are wizards

>>1415686
>>1415683
>>1415676
no u

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: maybe feel sad

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: howdy partner
You: there's a snake in my boot!
Stranger: (: you should take that out
You: quiz time
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it drifts of into space?
Stranger: *off
You: how do the spacemen stay on the moon then?
Stranger: oh, you got me, idr, ...its magic. :p
You: I'll accept: Spacemen are wizards
Stranger: Indeed.
You: which toy story made you cry the most
Stranger: I haven't seen the third one! ): Probably the first one. how about you?
You: the third one
You: what if my beloved toys are now being melted into some plastic mush like woody and bo peep are? it is too sad to think about
Stranger: ): Thats what happends?!? Thats is pretty sad.
You: they get broken and thrown away, then go to the city dump, then they all get burned with a bunch of other trash. I don't know if they actually burn trash at the dump. seems un-environmentally friendly
Stranger: ): Ugh, what a great way to end toy story.....and horrible.
You: nothing like going out on a high note.
You: but it does reflect real life. you grow up, throw away toys
Stranger: ;p Yeah, but I dont think kids give a fuck about life when they are watching Toy Story, hahah, just saying. But yeah, thats true!
You: well, I've got to go roundup my posse and save Buzz
Stranger: haha, okay! nice talking to you

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: ?
You: what do you think?
Stranger: idkkk?
You: think!
You: take a guess
Stranger: can youu helpp me ouut?
You: of course I can
Stranger: okayy?
You: okay... what do you want me to do?
Stranger: i dont get this
Stranger: im confused
You: well you have a pen in your hand, you're standing on the moon
You: you let the pen go... what will the pen do?
Stranger: idk you teel me
You: I want to know what you think will happen!
Stranger: idkkkkkk dudee youu teell mee im not good at guessing
You: okay how about this
You: if you had a pen in your hand right now, on Earth, and you let it go, what would the pen do?
Stranger: omgg idk
You: it would drop to the ground, right?
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: i guess
You: well try it right now.. take a pen or anything in your hand, and let it go, and see what happens
Stranger: okay
You: tell me what happens
Stranger: it fell
You: good... now what if you did that same thing except you were on the moon?
Stranger: okay what about it?
You: what would the pen do?
You: on Earth it falls, what would happen if you were on the moon?
Stranger: it floats
You: AHHHHHHH

>>1415712

that is a tough one to swallow.

they don't know what happens if they drop a pen on earth?

>>1414348

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You: hi
Stranger: hio
Stranger: i mean to say hi
You: wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: yup of course
You: there are four men in a boat with five cigarettes and no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
Stranger: i am unable to answer it
You: they threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Stranger: funny
You: next one
You: if i drop a cigarette on the moon what happens?
Stranger: your cigarette will fall on moon
You: :o

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it'll float?

this is a joke, everyone nows the pen will just float off

>>1415725
BRILLIANT
I'll try that approach next and see if I get different results.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Heyyyy 16/M/Australia Here :D Either Talk, Ask Me 3 Questions or LEAVE :P THANKS
Stranger: hiiii
You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
You: that's your first question
Stranger: the pen will float
Stranger: well not really flor
Stranger: t
Stranger: Gravity is "FAST FALLING"
Stranger: so for example, people in the ISS are actaully falling
Stranger: but the planets ae going faster
Stranger: thus giving the feeling of weightless ness
Stranger: Gotta love the discovery channel :P

>>1414348

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy.
You: hi
Stranger: Asl.?
You: i have a riddle 4 u
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it Floatz.
You: why does the tide at sea go up and come down
Stranger: Gravity.?
You: gravity of what?
Stranger: Da Water.
You: why is it high tide when the moon is above you but low tide when the moon is below u?
Stranger: iDontKnow.?
You: the moons gravity affects the tide of the sea
Stranger: Realy iDidnt Know Dat.
You: once more
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: iAlready Told Yu.
You: actually it falls very slowly
Stranger: How Am i Suppoze To Know iNever Been On Da Moon Wit A Pen.
You: but edgar mitchell has and theres a video of him dropping a hammer and a feather on the moon
You: and they both hit the floor at the same time
Stranger: iDnt Pay Attention To Edgar Mitchell.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i have a riddle 4 u
Stranger: continue
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it will fall very slowly
Stranger: towards the surface
Stranger: of moon
You: YES

ONE THAT'S RIGHT AT LAST

You: ASL!!!!
Stranger: hi 18 m u?
You: perfect :)
You: 18 m

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: mengambang..lol

So far with my "what is the sun made of?" questions I've gotten 50/50 spilt and many of the people who didnt say H knew it was a gas of some sort.

ITT physics nerds who think anyone but them gives a shit about these things

>>1415918
>soon to be exterminated working class

You: hi
Stranger: hey :)
You: i have a riddle for you
Stranger: okay
You: If you're on the moon, and release a helium balloon, what happens to it?
Stranger: wouldn't it pop?
You: probably actually
You: ok, if the balloon was made out of some sort of lightweight, reinforced mesh, still lighter than air filled with helium then you let go of it on the moon, what would happen to it?
Stranger: or it wouldn't float
Stranger: it wouldn't move lol
You: why not?
Stranger: lack of gravity
You: but there is gravity on the moon
Stranger: no there isn't

lost in translation

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hay
Stranger: asl
You: 'sup
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: 18m
Stranger: dubai
Stranger: cali?
You: california
Stranger: ohhh
You: ya
You: wat tiem is it over there?
Stranger: mainly sexy girls
Stranger: too much sex in dubai
You: wanna see my penis?
Stranger: yes
You: real quick I got a question
Stranger: ?
You: why are all bubbles round?
Stranger: u know
You: no I don't
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: u have big bubbles
You: well I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC Investigates and we're doing a story on older men who try to meet young girls on the internet for sex
Stranger: i wnt suck your pussy?

>>1414348

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Ah, brings back memories of GCSE Science. I always got confused about the difference between weight and mass, and how they changed/didn't change on the moon.

Q:if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
A:its falls to the ground
Why:FG=G(M1M2)/r^2
and the moon has 1/6 of earths gravitys
helim ballons only float on earths due to the fact that the helium inside the ballon is less dense then the air around it
so the heavy air pushes the ballon up
the moons atmosphere is so small it might as well no nonexistant
so it falls

itt: people think the people on omegle (many of whom are under 12 years old) are a good example of the human race as a whole
that's like using /sci/ for a poll about religion

>>1416616
i don't even

>>1416830
I ment
Q:If a helium ballon was droped on the moons surface what would happen
A:its falls to the ground
Why:FG=G(M1M2)/r^2
and the moon has 1/6 of earths gravitys
helim ballons only float on earths due to the fact that the helium inside the ballon is less dense then the air around it
so the heavy air pushes the ballon up
the moons atmosphere is so small it might as well no nonexistant
so it falls

I asked three people, two disconnected and one was a japanese schoolgirl I ended up talking to for an hour and a half. I got her email, thanks /sci/!

>>1416865
oh, that was me, sorry. I'm actually a trucker from Texas. But since I haven't seen my penis for over 30 years I supposed it wasn't that big of a lie to say I was a girl.

Kisses :3

>>1414382
I never studied physics
I know this shit, because it is pretty goddamn self explanatory

Gravity pulls shit with gravity towards it
The moon orbits earth
This means both have gravity
Therefore, the moon has gravity and the pen would fucking drop like a stone.

>>1416902
Your japanese is pretty good, then!

>>1416915
A cup of tea also has gravity. But it wouldn't cause a pen (which also has gravity) to fall towards it in any timeframe that we're looking at (within a few hours for example).

>>1416858
It's possible the balloon would just pop, though I'm not sure. This is for two reasons:

The pressure is ultra-low on the moon so the pressure inside the balloon would just pop the balloon. Imagine pumping a balloon until it popped.

Also, the moon is unshielded from the massive amounts of electro-magnetic radiation from the sun. If you were to go onto the moon unshielded, the soles of your feet might start to melt and your blood might boil (unrelated: you would definitely get cancer). It's these inhospitable conditions that might make the balloon pop.

So there you have it.

>>1415080
pedophiles confirmed for only intelligent life on earth

no radiation if where you are there is no sunlight
also spacesuits protect against radiation

>>1416946
Yes, a balloon inflated on Earth would pop. A balloon inflated on the moon, however, would require much less internal pressure to inflate. (Only enough to counter the minimal lunar atmosphere and the elasticity of the balloon.)

i just asked three people and they all got it right

>Go on omegle.ca
>Everyone answers it right
>Realize I went to the Canadian site by accident
>Go to omegle.com
>None yet...
>Stroke my lumberjack beard

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you were on the moon and let go of a pen that was in your hand, what would happen to the pen?
Stranger: it would float gently through the none-air and end up in some other part of the galaxy
Stranger: next question
You: Why would it float? When astronauts went to the moon they walked on it's surface.
Stranger: space walked
Stranger: they lept from spot to spot
Stranger: its impossible for us to actually WALK on the moon
You: Why?
You: Are you saying the moon has no gravity?
Stranger: thats exactly what im saying
You: But then how does the moon cause tides on Earth?
You: Isn't that its gravitational pull acting upon the ocean?
Stranger: thats earths gravitational pull working against the moon which creates the tides you see
You: Why would Earth have gravity when the moon doesn't?
Stranger: i dont know. i didnt make up the rules
You: Well, the moon DOES havwe gravity. 1/6th that of Earth.
You: There's simply less of it, it still exists. And the pen would fall straight down onto the moon's surface were you to drop it.
You: Because there's gravity.
Stranger: wrong. F. get out of my classroom
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Most of these people seem like they're 15 or 16 years old at most. Hardly a good representation of humanity as adolescents are barely self-aware anyways.

>>1417099
>Actually tells you're wrong

I think it should be compulsory to ask what country and age they are.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: If you drop a pen on the moon what happens?
Stranger: the moon bursts!!
You: Wow, impressive.. you know
Stranger: ha ha
You: So what do you think will happen once the Sun freezes over?
Stranger: yeah
You: Damned straight.
You: What now?
Stranger: may be
You: maybe is a compound word.
Stranger: we wil die!!!
You: Surely we will absorb the Sun's cool rather than its warmth, no?
Stranger: did u wash your medicine and then take it???!!!!
You: Ofc
You: You..
You: You don't take it unwashed do you?
You: You must always wash medicine, otherwise the lice will survive on the pill's surface
Stranger: whats your name?if i may ask
You: My name is Clorvingle Majestic Oven.. yours?
Stranger: tnx for your advice
You: What is your name friend?
Stranger: miley cyrus
You: Hawt!
Stranger: ha ha ha
You: So have you planned on making any further films?
You: I think you should make one about Feynman and his investigations into QED
You: What would you say to such a proposal?
Stranger: just kidding im justin bieber
You: Even better!
Stranger: i tried to look like a girl
You: Ah, I thought so. How is the rap business these days?
Stranger: why?
You: I'm intrigued. I am a composer, you see.
Stranger: fine i plan to sing with eminem
You: Oh dear..
You: Justin, may I ask your opinions on Onanism?

This one is interesting.

Stranger: hi
You: if you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it jumps to a new dimension and when it arrives hurles at a different earth and hits the president of the galaxy in the head putting him into a coma
You: That's a new one
Stranger: lol i read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi can I ask you a question?
Stranger: yea
You: If you were on the moon
You: and you had a pen in your right hand
You: You dropped the pen
You: What happens?
Stranger: it floats there
You: Why?
Stranger: no gravity
You: What if you smacked it upwards?
Stranger: it would go and then just keep going forever
You: Okay, thanks.

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: r u asian?
You: yes
You: im american tho
Stranger: r u hot?
You: yea
Stranger: m/f?
You: what?
You: also are oyu going to answer my question
Stranger: girl or boy and yes i will afer
You: i think it would be more fare if you answered mine first
You: ive answered several of your questions and youve yet to even bat an eye at mine
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ...
Stranger: age?
You: youve yet to answer my question
Stranger: age?
Stranger: im 13
You: ok
You: now answer my question
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: answer it
Stranger: idk what happens to the pen
You: really?
Stranger: yup
You: its a simple question
You: lets say you let go of it on earth
You: what would happen
Stranger: it falls
You: ok
You: now what would happen to it on the moon
Stranger: it flots
You: why would it float?
You: hello?
Stranger: i dont know
You: what would happen to an astronaut then
You: the one holding the pen i mean
You: why does he stand on the moon perfectly but the pen floats?
Stranger: idk\
You: what would happen if the astronaut jumped?
Stranger: idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>1414536

Holy fuck, are you Xocoyol?

q t pi

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey what happens if you piss and shit your pants on the moon?
Stranger: ohh, you explode
Stranger: i heard about this
Stranger: jokes
You: Is it a joke?
You: This is serious business.
Stranger: oh, no haa
Stranger: i've no idea
Stranger: why do you ask this?
You: I have to answer this question correctly or else I'm forced to a painful execution.
You: You're my "lifeline."
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My response to this thread.

>>1414349
Unrelated, but what the hell?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
Stranger: 23
You: q
You: 256
Stranger: u?
You: z!
Stranger: a?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>1417193

What a fucking useless person, people like this should be fucking exterminated.

You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: hi im 9
Stranger: it falls
You: Listen I don't care if you're actually 9 or not but you've given me new hope in Mankind.
You: Be proud this day.

>>1416915

Same here. Is everyone fucking stupid?

>>1417210
pedos and pedobait
only intelligent lifeforms

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is The Sun made out of?
Stranger: I think it's made of cookie dough :)
Stranger: But god put it too long in the oven so it burned :D

>>1414349
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hei
You: What is the Sun made of?
Stranger: Huh?
You: The celestial body, not the newspaper.
Stranger: offffff....... :S
You: What?
Stranger: male of female? ;D
You: I think most stars are asexual.
Stranger: BYE PERV.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: if you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it falls
Stranger: ??
You: *facepalm*

>>1417247
what's wrong with that answer?

Stranger: Hi
You: what is the sun made of?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: gases
You: do you know which
Stranger: helium, hydrogen, nitrogen, argon
You: did you google it lol
Stranger: nope
You: okay well the first two are correct
You: but you're the first person in maybe 20 to answer remotely correctly so congratulations!
Stranger: Thanks

>>1417254
the guy is just an asshole

You: what is the sun composed of?
Stranger: gasses converting into other elements
You: do you know which
You: the important ones
Stranger: ohhhh nitrogen?
Stranger: hydrogen?
You: hydrogen is correct!
You: but there's 1 more important one
You: think
You: what is the sun god?
You: *helios*
Stranger: helium
You: correct again
You: good job, you're smarter than most of omegle

>>1417068
It's the truth

>>1417068
fuck the first person I ask gets it right

SO I STARTED THIS AND NOW I AM IN A DEEP CONVERSATION WITH A ENGLISH LITERATURE STUDENT ( A GIRL)

THANK YOU SCI

>>1417320
she wants your dick

>>1414382
That's a piss easy question. I don't even come here often, I was linked to this thread.

It's a piss easy question.

Just spoke to some 16 year old and pretended im a member of NASAR, a competitor fo NASA.
Asked lots of bullshit questions about space and made him feel stupid for not knowing of the 3 moons circling the earth, which I named Deimos, Phobos and Narpet II for my convenience to sound believable.
Its a bit of a long one so I wont post it, unless people want it.

>>1417392
You are the worst kind of person

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it drops
Stranger: slowly
Stranger: and then it dies :D
You: oh wow
You: you actually got that it drops
You: seriously
Stranger: of course
Stranger: duh
You: 90% of the people I've asked today were like
You: it floats because of zero gravity
Stranger: lol
You: and I'm just like
You: god dammit you're stupid
Stranger: is that even possible?
Stranger: it's gravity on the moon
You: i know right?
Stranger: i mean.. we landed there
You: what toldt hem that there's no gravity on the moon?
You: where did they get that from?
Stranger: not from school, that's for sure
You: haha true
You: anyway
You: good job
You: cya
Stranger: thankies
Stranger: buh bye
You have disconnected.

>>1417392
Post it now!

I just couldn't deal with this person.

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: flying
You: and why does it fly?
Stranger: not gravity
Stranger: there
You: how do astronauts stay on the moon when there's no gravity?
Stranger: condition match for it
Stranger: like fish in water
Stranger: but not human being
Stranger: in water
Stranger: right
You: so being a human makes you stay on the moon?
Stranger: if condition match for human, than human als can
You: :\
You: You're stupid
You: the pen would fall
You: there is gravity on the moon

buman with nice picture.

Stranger: gay/bi?
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats

>>1417444

alos to say: this site (omegle) makes me lose hope in humanity.

asked brothers same question.
12 y/o says it floats away and that people stay on moon because of thick iron boots.
4 y/o said "it falls onna' moon"

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: flys away?
You: why does it fly away?
Stranger: no gravity
You: if there's no gravity on the moon, how do astronauts not fly away?
You: hello?
Stranger: im thinking
Stranger: because theyre fuckin awesome
You: :\
Stranger: bye
You: bye
You have disconnected.

The reason they don't understand this is because most people see phenomenons in black or white. It either pulls in 1g or in 0g. Either there is one gravity or there is none. Having a sense of proportions isn't normal nor easy for the average mind.

>>1415177
This one is slightly more advanced than dropping a pen on the Moon though.

Someone compile a list of questions I can use to make people look stupid !!!

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: pen will move continuously
You: in which direction?
Stranger: no idea yar ..r u scientiest?
You: no
Stranger: tell me u..
You: it'll fall
You: just like it would on earth
You: only slower
You: there's still gravity on the moon
Stranger: yeah u r rite
You: I'm not a scientist
Stranger: due to less gravity
You: now you're a little bit smarter, good job

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: 12/f/paraguay
You: If youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats away
You: why does it float away?
Stranger: cause theres no gravity
You: if there's no gravity on the moon, how do astronauts not float away?
Stranger: theres enough to make u stay on the moon
Stranger: but ur lighter
You: so there is gravity on the moon?
Stranger: somewhat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>uhm its gonna floatt cause theres no gravity to pull it down to the floor.,
Why don't astronauts fly away?
>because they have the force and control and powerr to be able to control where they go when they are in spacee

You: If you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: www
Stranger: it floats
You: why does it float?
Stranger: beause no gravity
You: what happens when there are astronauts on the moon?
Stranger: they float
You: really?
You: astronauts on the moon float?
Stranger: yes?
You: :\
You: you're an idiot
You have disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i have a quick question
Stranger: ?
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it drops

This has been going on for over 12 hours, it is no longer funny.
/thread

There's no air in space, hence shit doesn't burn in space. Shit CAN burn in space if you have an oxidant, meaning you have something with Oxygen in it. Shit burns up in the atmosphere because there's air there.
The moon has gravity, but it has less gravity than the Earth.
It's still a mass and mass causes attraction.

Have to have an attention grabbing picture for this one because it's just too great.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Before I tell you that.
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: y
You: It's for the sake of humanity as we know it.
You: If you are on the moon, and you drop a paperclip.
You: What will the paperclip do?
Stranger: fall to the ground
You: Thank you, now that you answered correctly.
You: 9/f/japan
Stranger: 9 years old???
You: Yes
You: I've study english since "first grade" in america.
Stranger: WOW but ithink that i am to old so
You: To old for what? Isn't this a site for finding spouse?
Stranger: NO but i am 25years old but if you still want to talk????
You: Oh.. I see, am I not good enough for american pig?
Stranger: wow american pig.
You: We make the american pig into bbq pork. Come here piggy.
Stranger: such a rude little girl.why dont you ask the peaple that live in the city that we americans vaporized litte girl!!!!!!!!!!!
You: son of a whore american
You: My mom royal blood!
Stranger: hahahahah heheheheh good one littegirl
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u a perv
You: if you let go of a pen on the moon what happens to the pen
Stranger: are u stupid
Stranger: it would float away
You: Are you fucking stupid?
You: What the fuck do you think causes tides
Stranger: the moon and the suns gravitational pull on the earth
You: The moon has gravity.
You: 1/6th of Earth's.
You: The pen would fall at a sixth of the speed/acceleration
You: 1.6m/s
Stranger: yeah like i didn't know that
Stranger: i've studied physics noob
You: Country?
Stranger: usa
You: Figures.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiii
You: hi
You: can i ask u something
Stranger: sure
You: If you're standing on the moon's surface with a pen in your hand and you let go of it, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it floats?
You: where??
Stranger: into the air!
You: why?
Stranger: gravity?
You: but gravity makes things come down
Stranger: lack of gravity.
You: so why when an astronaut jumps on the moon, he doesnt float away?
Stranger: they do!
Stranger: they have to tie themselfs to the spaceship!
You: and the rocks on the moon?
Stranger: you got me on that one.
You: lol
Stranger: why so curious about the moon? haha
You: just testing
You: you wouldn't believe the answers i get.
Stranger: haha like what?
You: like this one person said the pen would float into the air lol
Stranger: isnt that what i said? haha
You: god's speed.
You have disconnected.

You: hey
You: quick question
Stranger: hey
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: then pen will go from my hand
You: to where?
Stranger: in air
Stranger: wrong?
You: yes
You: the moon still has gravity
Stranger: then wer it ll go
You: it will drop towards the moon
Stranger: ya but it had 1/6th
You: there's still plenty of gravity topull it down though
Stranger: but 1st it ll fly in air for certain period of time
You: not necessarily
You: the game

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: well..how silly question is that..it will float
You: why does it float?
Stranger: coz moon contains vacuum
You: what happens when there are astronauts on the moon?
Stranger: contact NASA....coz that's a real tough question
You: Not really
You: I know the answer
You: does this man look like he's floating? http://blackmaps.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/moon-landing.jpg
Stranger: National Anal SEx Association.l.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that was animated picture though
You: :\
You: no it's not
You: are you implying that the moon landing was staged?
Stranger: yes it is..coz i have learnt graphics designing and i'm really good at photoshop
Stranger: that pic was animated though
Stranger: moon doesn't even look like that
You: really
You: have you been there?
Stranger: so just stop arguing with me..no i' haven't but ...even a 8th standard student can tell the fact..
You: You're an idiot
Stranger: if i am idiot then you are my father ..moron
You: the fuck does that even mean?
Stranger: illiterate stranger
You: The pen would drop
You: the moon has gravity
You: the moon landing was not staged
You: astronauts stay on the moon
You: good day sir
You have disconnected.

>>1417587
>>1417587
>>1417587

>>1417587

I just realized the logic some of these people are using, and it makes sense, to an extent. They say because there is no air that it will float because on Earth they assume we mainly stay down because of being denser than air.

>>1417630

You: Question: If a train is travelling at the speed of light and I walk along it, how fast am I going?
Stranger: trick question
Stranger: light doesnt move
You: oh really?
Stranger: yeah
You: so how does it get from a light bulb to your eyes?
Stranger: oh yea I dunno

From all the wrong answers, this one kinda makes sense if the person assumed that, since the earth has the moon in its gravitational field, the pen would therefore, by extension get pulled to the object with the most gravity.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ey
You: hi there young speller
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: it falls down to earth where else would it go??
You: that actually made more sense than some of the previous answers
You: but its still wrong
Stranger: answer please??
Stranger: im a smart cookie :)
You: your answer implies that the moon has no gravity, but it does
You: so the correct answer is that the pen falls to the surface of the moon
Stranger: k
You: note, the moons gravity is not as strong as that of the earth

>>1417630
>Implying people who think space suits keep astronauts grounded understand how atmospheric density and pressure work

>>1417630
No, I'm pretty sure they don't go through that thinking.

>>1417639
What the fuck.

>>1417639

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: If your'e on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: if floats
You: Why?
Stranger: magic
Stranger: what happens if you pee on the moon
You: I'm surprised you could even type correct sentences.
Stranger: why
You: Because you lack a fundamental idea of gravity.
You: And thus, common sense.
Stranger: i was kidding
Stranger: I know what gravity is, and I also know there is less gravity on the moon.
You: So what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it takes a while but eventually it will fall to the ground
You: "a while"...do you have an estimate?
Stranger: No, I am not an astrologist. You are a pain in the ass. How about you go fall off the London Eye. There, I typed even more correct sentences.

this is both fun and rage-inducing.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: sure, but can I ask you a question first?
Stranger: ya
You: if you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it does not fall down
You: why not?
You: do astronauts stay up in the air on the moon?
Stranger: because there is gravity !
Stranger: ya
You: that would mean the pen would fall down tohugh
You: gravity pulls down
You: (not up)\
Stranger: asl ??

You: no, you're too dumb

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You: if you're on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: hey :P
Stranger: idk!
You: try
You: guess
Stranger: erm...
Stranger: it floats?
Stranger: coz there is no gravity? :P
You: why do astronauts not float?
You: when on the moon
Stranger: coz erm....
Stranger: whats this a science test?
Stranger: lol
You: no just seeing if anyone would get this right.. not good so far
You: the answer is
Stranger: i guess ur a guy?
You: the moon has 1/6 the gravity of the earth so the pen would fall 1/6 of the speed it would on earth
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :D
You: i guess
You: well thats all
You: goodbye
Stranger: so ur a guy?

>>1417703

rofl get wreckt nerd

>>1417703

Ownt.

>>1417703
>astrologist

Uh.... huh

Thanks for this thread OP..
Thank you

>>1417508
>>1417508
>>1417508
>no idea yar ..r u scientiest?

>..scientiest

>>1417839
Who's the scientistest man in the town?

You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: noyhing
Stranger: it stays there
You: so what about the astronauts?
Stranger: wat?
You: the astronauts walked around on the moon. if a pen would just float there, it would mean the moon has no gravity, right?
You: so then why didnt they float away?
Stranger: i weight of the pen is very less
Stranger: so the gravtational force of the moon on the pen is also very less
Stranger: as for astronauts they also cant walk perfectly as in earth
You: so what about the dust on the surface of the moon?
Stranger: there isnt any dust
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_soil
Stranger: cool one
You: so whats holding the astronauts on the moon?
Stranger: wat?
You: how can astronauts walk on the moon without floating away?
Stranger: idk\
You: how can you walk on the earth without floating away?
Stranger: gavtiy and friction
You: how does friction stop you from floating away?
Stranger: it doesnt stop me from floating away but certainly helps in walking
You: indeed
Stranger: then?
You: then whats the difference between the moon and the earth?
Stranger: less weight and so lesser gravity
You: so you're saying the moon has a graivational pull?
Stranger: ya it definately has
Stranger: 1/6 that of earth
You: so how does a pen "stay there" when you let go of it on the moon?
Stranger: it falls down and jumps up much more than that in earth
You: why would it jump up more?
Stranger: g is less
You: if you drop a rubber ball on earth, it bounces up to nearly the same height. you're saying that it would bounce higher than it does on earth, so it would bounce higher than it was dropped from?
Stranger: it doest bounce upto the same height in earth

>>1418030
cont.


You: but your original idea sounded pretty intuitive
You: balls should bounce higher if g is less, so why the change?
Stranger: i think it bounces the same height
You: alright
You: so what would that mean?
Stranger: its from conservation of energy
You: considering what you first said, i woudlnt have guessed you knew about conservation laws
You: there is internal friction when the ball deforms on impact though
You: so its impossible to have a system that is 100% efficient
Stranger: no
Stranger: i havent ever said that
Stranger: carnot proved that no machine can be 100% efficent
You: ):

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>>1418033
>carnot proved that no machine can be 100% efficent

Fuck I just want to kill him right now with a katana. Oh god let me kill him. This all is too disgusting.

This is not the worst i've seen. While at work (i work at a hardware store), i was stocking bags of IAMS dog food. On, the bag, it said:
48lb
21000kg

i shit you not. the sad part is that they printed the label, and distributed thousands of packaging without even noticing it. I when back to double check to see if i didn't read it right, but no, it truly said, "21000kg"

>>1419310

1 more

>My face when someone said that the pen will go into earth orbit

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: ok
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: float
You: why would it float?
Stranger: gravity
You: gravity would make it float? i thought gravity pulled things down rather than make them float?
Stranger: what happens to the pen?do you think
You: i think it would fall to the ground
You: because of gravity
Stranger: hehe
You: ;)
You: well
You: if the pen would float
You: why could the astronauts walk on the moon?
Stranger: um
Stranger: i dont know
You: hm
You: good day sir

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SCIENCE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Can't make that shit up.

You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: let me ask you a quick question before i answer yours...
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it slowly falls
You: yeah
Stranger: why?
You: just checking how many people know about it
Stranger: dumbass test?
You: youre the first one in 20 minutes or so
Stranger: lol
You: so congratulations
Stranger: i feel smart
Stranger: :D
You: well, good day to you sir
You have disconnected.

>>1419675

Technically, it will.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: I tell you but first answer me a quick question.
You: If youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it will stay there
You: Just hover in the same position?
Stranger: Yes. asl???
Stranger: depends on what they have on
You: but if an astronaut jumps on the moon, they come back down right?
Stranger: not before they are pushing themselves down again
You: How would they do that?
Stranger: like a swimmer in the water
You: You sure?
Stranger: are you a girl? how old?
You: So an astronaut can swim into space from the moon?
Stranger: yes! there is no gravity in space you know!
You: I don't think so Tim
Stranger: You never watched astronauts in Spaceships? They can swim around there.
You: So the moon is a spaceship?
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Stranger: you get one question...make it count
You: if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: it falls to the surface of the moon
You: sure? and the gravity?
Stranger: what about the gravity
Stranger: theres gravity on the moon just not as strong
Stranger: its the gravity on the moon that causes tides
You: but... look, why do the satelies fly??
Stranger: because they are orbiting the earth
You: and why?
Stranger: because of gravity...
You: so, if youre on the moon, and you have a pen in your right hand, and you let go of the pen, what happens to the pen?
Stranger: ive answered that already
Stranger: its the same as jumping on the moon if you jump while on the moon you're going to land on the moon again why would the situation change for a pen
You: WHAT THE FUCK!!!! SERIOUSLY MAN???
I WAS JUST JOKING! I CANN¡'T BELIEVE THIS FUCKING WORLD

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