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You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: ?
You: that was a question
Stranger: i dun know da ans
You: guess
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Stranger: jhu
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
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You: Hey dude
You: What happens if you a drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it floats or something?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
Stranger: o snap
Stranger: 1 sec
You: OH GOD
You: SCIENCE.

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You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: im such a rude person
You: probably
Stranger: because
Stranger: im on comp
Stranger: while my cousin is fuckin his gf
Stranger: i should hang out with them
You: just answer the question
Stranger: well it would bounce 6 times higher as on the earth?
You: nope. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
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Stranger: hi
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: awhat u say
Stranger: i dont no
You: guess
Stranger: m/f
You: f // LIE
Stranger: from
You: the internet
Stranger: yes
You: yep
You: just answer the damn question
Stranger: how old are u
You have disconnected.

You need to frame the question better.

What happens if a person standing on the moon were to let go of a pen/rock/etc.

>>1408897

WHY WOULD THAT MATTER?

>>1408897
Then they wouldn't understand it and disconnect right away. KISS.

You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it blows up

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Stranger: Hey
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: I falls aproximately 1 third as slowly as usual?
You: Finally.
You: asl?
Stranger: 28 m New Zealand
You: Thanks for sharing your knowledge.
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NEW ZEALAND CAN INTO SCIENCE

>>1408905
>>1408901
drop can be thought of having some force to it.

PS, have fun trolling non-English speakers

>>1408930
Fuck yeah NZ

>You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
>Stranger: the pen will flying with me .
>Stranger: hahaha

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You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: it sinks through and lands on your head
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America cannot into science.

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You: Hello
You: would you mind if I asked you a question?
Stranger: yes?
You: What happens when you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it roted
You: Sorry, "roted"?
Stranger: roated in 0 g
You: Thank you.

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Stranger: Heya : )
You: Hello, would you mind if I asked you a question?
Stranger: go for it ! : )
You: What happens when you drop a pen while on the moon?
Stranger: it will float haha
You: Thank you.
Stranger: no problem haha. can i ask why you wanted to know ?
You: I'm trying to find out just how people respond when given a question, that involves information most people forget about, when answering the question
Stranger: wowzaa!
Stranger: i luff you!
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>Hello,911...IthinkIjustgottrolled.png

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You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: that's a stupid question
You: why?
Stranger: because, it is
You: well, if it is so stupid, can you answer it?
Stranger: yeah, the pen may just stay floating above the surface of the moon, or slowly float back down to the ground
Stranger: idk, pens don't weigh much, so i'd assume it'd stay floating
You: Thanks for your time
also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: im done answering stupid questions that have no point to them
You: ok...
Stranger: i mean jesus, at least think it through before you ask, i mean, if you don't know anything about the moon you must be retarted
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I lol'd

You: Hi there
Stranger: hey!
You: may I ask you a question?
Stranger: yes?
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: huh ? hmmm
Stranger: im not sure? lol
You: guess
You: ;)
Stranger: hmmmm, it will leave a mark?
You: I mean, will it fall down or not?
Stranger: ouh, hmmm nope ?
You: thanks
Stranger: coz gravity ?
You: something to do with it
You: where are you from btw?
Stranger: okey (: hehe
Stranger: im frm singapore

This thread makes me sad.

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You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: dunna
You: guess
Stranger: it will fall
Stranger: or it will fly
You: which one?
Stranger: fine dear
Stranger: it will fly]
Stranger: helloooo
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: als??
Stranger: or leave
Stranger: faster man
You: no thanks
this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
Stranger: mother fucker , asshole bye
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>>1409005
OP wants to know why.

Stranger: Smile!
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: Sure
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: you cant.. It would just float away
You: are you sure?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: Does the moon have gravity? its a mass
Stranger: it should have a gravitational pull?
Stranger: maybe the pen does drop to the surface
Stranger: Who knows
You: i would assume it eventually drops to the surface
Stranger: I suppose.
You: thank you good sir
Stranger: Its a small mass in comparison, probably does hit thesurface
Stranger: and you're very welcome

>>1409026

Because people aren't interested enough in life outside their restrictive sphere of existence to learn.

This doesn't show that people are stupid, this shows that people are ignorant.

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You: Hello, would you mind if I asked you a question?
Stranger: ok
You: What would happen to a pen if you drop it while on the moon?
Stranger: it would nevr fall because there is no gravity
You: Thank you.
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: askl
Stranger: asl
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it comes back to earth

>>1409032
OP never said they were stupid, but that they had a low level of scientific knowledge.
Also, anyone who's been through high school should be perfectly able to answer this.

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tStranger: hi
You: What time is it?
Stranger: 9.18 pm
You: No not that
You: what YEAR is it?
Stranger: omg yes it's the year 2010
You: That can't be right
You: look is there a oil spill in the gulf?
You: Gulf of mexico
Stranger: yes yes there is
You: My lord, no, are we at war with turkey?
You: The country, asia minor, have we gone to war yet?
Stranger: no no we have not
You: Then I still might have time
Stranger: but thanks for the heads up
You: look this might be the best advice you ever get
Stranger: ok
You: run, don't walk from major population centers
You: learn to use a gun and start stocking up on provisions
You: West Virginia should be pretty safe, I'd suggest there
Stranger: will do
Stranger: im in australia
You: Then you're already dead

Stranger: hi
You: What time is it?
Stranger: 9.18 pm
You: No not that
You: what YEAR is it?
Stranger: omg yes it's the year 2010
You: That can't be right
You: look is there a oil spill in the gulf?
You: Gulf of mexico
Stranger: yes yes there is
You: My lord, no, are we at war with turkey?
You: The country, asia minor, have we gone to war yet?
Stranger: no no we have not
You: Then I still might have time
Stranger: but thanks for the heads up
You: look this might be the best advice you ever get
Stranger: ok
You: run, don't walk from major population centers
You: learn to use a gun and start stocking up on provisions
You: West Virginia should be pretty safe, I'd suggest there
Stranger: will do
Stranger: im in australia
You: Then you're already dead
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>>1409055
I lol'd

>>1409055
Trolling is punishable by decapitation.

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Stranger: male 20
You: Hi, mind if Iasked you a question?
You: oh, and 24f
Stranger: india
You: USA
You: so can I ask you a question?
Stranger: yeah
You: What happens if you drop a pen while on the moon?
Stranger: it would not drop easily but can be dropped forcibly.
Stranger: right?
You: what do you mean forcibly?
Stranger: forcibly means with some external forces
You: ahh
You: I mean, if you just leave the pen in the air, does it fall or not?
Stranger: right?
Stranger: it would not fall
You: thanks
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk

>>1409058

This is /b/ material, but lol.

1 out of 8 people got the right answer.

fuck me

You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it doesnt fall
You: good
You: why?
Stranger: fuckin

Stranger: Hi, Im 28 Male from Australia, yourself?
You: Hello there.
You: I have a question.
You: What happens when you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: It would fall to its surface, why?
You: A survey.
You: Thank you for participating.

Australia is fine with science.

>>1409095
>>1408930
Oceania can into science.

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: what would happen if you drop pen on the moon
You: ?
Stranger: it would just float
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: that would be all kthnxbye

So we've actually been to the moon?

>>1409120

No, that video was photoshopped.

>>1408987
>retarted

The irony. It burns.

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You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: 15 female. if you are a horny person or idiot get the fuck off and if you're not please stay
You: oh hi
You: just doing a survey :)
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Oh damn.

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: May I ask you a question please?
Stranger: Yes
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: Pierro says thank you
You: ?
You: who's that
Stranger: The only one inhabitant of the moon
You: heh
You: I'm being serious here
You: what happens if you drop the pen?
You: does it all, or stays floating?
You: fall*
Stranger: Dont know
You: guess
Stranger: Float?
You: thanks
You: where are you from?
Stranger: France
You: thanks

You: What happens if a person standing on the moon were to let go of a pen/rock/etc.?
Stranger: it would float
You: lol no. Moon has gravity.
You: Einstein's theory of relativity? High school phsyics? I'm gonna write you a prescription for "knowledge; take daily."
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>>1409175

You're a dick and a popsci faggot.

>>1409134
France: unable to science

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You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: may I ask you a question?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u just did, btw
You: lol
You: the moon thing?
Stranger: ?
You: oh nvm
You: the question
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: i dont kno, but im sure the answer is a sexual innuendo
You: maybe, maybe not
You: anyway, what's your guess?
Stranger: thats a yes lol
Stranger: idk
You: if it's not a sexual innuendo
Stranger: im no good at riddles
You: just guess, it's not a riddle
You: just a question of what happens if you drop a pen on the moon
Stranger: you would probably have to go to office max and buy a new pen
You: that's true
You: but will the dropped pen fall down on the moon, slowly fall back to earth, or stay floating?
Stranger: well there is gravity on the moon
Stranger: 1/6 earth gravity
Stranger: so it would fall down on the moon, but slowly
You: good answer

>>1409185

The intellectuals are out there, they're just scared and repressed by the culture of stupidity.

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You: hey
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: i dont know
You: guess
Stranger: i dont get you! just tell me!!
You: does it fall or does it float?
Stranger: float

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You: hi
Stranger: male here
You: good good
Stranger: hi
You: can i ask u a question?
Stranger: yes
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it bounce
You: ?
Stranger: @low speed
Stranger: coz there is low gravity
You: k thx

MALES CAN SCIENCE TOO!

Stranger: 21 m usa
You: Sup. 24m New Zealand. Mind if I ask a question?
Stranger: sure
You: Ok, if you were to go to the moon, then take out a pen then let go of it, what would happen to the pen?
Stranger: it would fall to the earth...
You: Not exactly. It would fall to the ground, on the moon.
Stranger: damn ya got me
You: Heh, don't worry about it. Have fun!

>>1408813

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You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon
Stranger: is that even possible
Stranger: haha
You: huh
You: imagine you're standing on the moon
You: in a space suit
You: and you're holding a pen
Stranger: ohh
You: and you let go
You: what would happen
Stranger: i think it would just float away :3
Stranger: what do you think would happen?
You: it would fall towards your feet

>go to youtubelink
>nasafakedit
>people still thinking we never landed on the moon
I'm crying right now.

>>1409308
The shown footage of the moon landing is fake, but they did go to the moon. The Van Allen radiation belts fried the film.

>>1409308
Wait, do you REALLY think we landed on the moon? Seriously go get educated, it was all staged, they even admitted it.

You: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Stranger: you really want me to explain?
You: Yes.
Stranger: alright
Stranger: listen up
Stranger: magnets are usually made of iron or an alloy that is mostly iron
Stranger: but must contain iron magnetite
Stranger: iron magnetite is a polar section in the arrangement of ions in the ion array
Stranger: idk how much you know about chemistry
Stranger: but metals are composed of a grid of positive regions
Stranger: composed of protons and neutrons
Stranger: surrounded by a sea of electrons
Stranger: thats the simple person
Stranger: its what allows them to conduct electricty
Stranger: its what makes them malleable
Stranger: and ductile
Stranger: the electrons grease the positive regions more or less
Stranger: iron magnetite has a positive and negative side
Stranger: so its not just one positive region

>>1409321
Stranger: haha not a science major?
You: Physics major.
You: I just randomly sweep across this place asking people scientific questions.
Stranger: have you not done EM yet?
You: About 1 in a 100 can answer them.
You: Yes I have.
You: I know all about Maxwell's eqations, and Special Relativity's explanation of magnetism.
You: Again, I simply wish to estimate the general population's scientific literacy.
You: Also,
You: I couldn't help but to notice that you never explained the true cause for the magnetic attraction.
Stranger: i didnt realize i was going to be graded
You: The structure of matter is insufficient by itself to account for it.
You: Nah
You: It's okay man
You: Most people don't know if the moon has gravity
You: Which is sad

>>1409327
Stranger: where are you studying?
You: Tel Aviv Uni.
Stranger: did you grow up in israel?
You: Yes
You: Shitty place, but what can you do.
Stranger: people see each other as palestinian and israeli
Stranger: not as other people
You: I know
Stranger: i dont really know anything about what goes on over there
Stranger: it seems like everything we hear is bullshit
You: It's simple. Everyone wants this piece of land to himself.
Stranger: thats a good way of putting it
You: But there are jews and muslims everywhere, so shit hits the fan all the time.
Stranger: we're a fucked up species
You: Oh yes.
You: We very much are.
You: Don't worry about it
You: BP's oil spill will make everything better.

i did it about 5 times, they all said floats away or similar. except this guy:
You: hey
Stranger: Hey you Horney
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
You: no
Stranger: Don't kno
You: guess
Stranger: I get fucked
You: oh ok.

>>1409345
there are ISRAELI on my /sci/?

>>1409349
Who'da thought?

>>1409345
>You: BP's oil spill will make everything better

errr

>>1409345
Stranger: sometimes i think it was better when people just built farms and hunted
Stranger: humans dont need that much to be happy
Stranger: the people they love
Stranger: physical activity
Stranger: its a chemical thing
You: Technology made this planet a living hell. But then again, I was born into it.
You: So not much I can do other then sit back and watch it all go to hell.
Stranger: all you can do is try to find happiness
Stranger: thats a life well-live
Stranger: d
You: Yeah well I am trying.
You: Not as easy as that sounds.
Stranger: heh, me too
Stranger: but i have more practice being unhappy
You: Don't we all...
Stranger: sometimes i feel as if there is a whole ocean separating people from each other
Stranger: like youre just one person sittin in this dark endless water with youre little candle
Stranger: trying to reach out to the other little candle
Stranger: that you cant even see over the horizon

>>1409375
You: And don't forget the ocean of water everywhere constantly trying to extinguish the candle's flame.
Stranger: but theres so much that gets in the way. the things weve learned that block us.
Stranger: you cant ever live inside another mind, feel what its like for them to breathe
You: Whatever created mankind, did a very bad job.
Stranger: heh. we're animals that had to go and try to complicate things.
You: And we were punished for it.
You: True story.
Stranger: are you religious?
You: No
Stranger: me neither
You: Doesn't mix with science.
You: Or with logic
You: Or with morality.
Stranger: haha i guess i shouldve known better
You: OR WITH ANYTHING

>>1409349
many as a matter of fact

>>1408811
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: i wish you won't talk about sex because i hate it
You: Okay.
You: Can we have sex now please?
Stranger: i said I DON'T WANT TALK ABOUT SEX
Stranger: IS IT ENOUGH?
You: Alright...
You: Female?
Stranger: I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU
You: I'm just asking.
Stranger: yes i'm a female
You: Okay.
You: And now seriously,
Stranger: but it isn't polite
You: Try to explain to me, why is it that girls are so afraid/embarrased to talk about sex?
Stranger: because..
Stranger: i don't know the reasons
You: Uh-huh!
You: Doesn't it seem a bit silly to you?
Stranger: i think it is disgusting

>>1409410
You: Why?
You: It's one of the most basic functions of humans.
You: It creates life.
You: It creates pleasure.
Stranger: yes it is but if i got marry
You: Why?
Stranger: you must know i'm 14
You: Doesn't matter.
You: You'll still think that way when you grow up.
You: And a lot of girls my age think the same.
You: No reason for it, they just do.
Stranger: but i still don't want do it
Stranger: i'm different between other girls
Stranger: can we change the topic please
You: Okay.
You: How about rape?
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>>1409414
OH LAWDY

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonah/top-10-reasons-atheists-suck

>omegle thread

>>1409414
>Stranger: you must know i'm 14

She has probably had at least 20 different partners by now.

>>1409425
and weighs 300 pounds

and is male

>>1409425
> 20 different partners

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I just had a convo and I realized this is a bit of a misleading question. People often think the pen is too light to be affected by the moon's gravity. While this is not true, it's not really intuitive either.

>>1409463
This is 300 year old physics, should be somewhat known...

>>1409485

It's not particularly discussed in the most basic science classes, and even if it is, it's pretty trivial. The moon has some gravity, this is obvious and stays in your mind, but at what point does the gravity of the moon does affect an amount of mass (astronaut) and at what point it doesn't (O2, etc) isn't intuitive.

>>1409490
it's not intuitive that shit falls down?

>>1409505

Lighter things float. The moon has less gravity, how much gravity is enough to pull a light object towards it? How light can it be? etc

>>1409507
>Lighter things float.

The moon has no atmosphere.

>>1409522

Lighter..like the oxygen molecules? Don't they more or less float... or are they constantly hitting the ground then bouncing up and hitting other oxygen particles?

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: good morning sir
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: i don know
You: so many people are uneducated
You: that's a shame
You: you should be ashamed
Stranger: are u calling me stupid?!?!?!?!
Stranger: fag
You: i call you unedecated
You: scientifically limited
Stranger: im not
Stranger: sciens sucs

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: the pen will
Stranger: drop slowly
You: thanks
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: i don't know
You: do you think it'd float or drop?
Stranger: float of course
You: thanks
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: pen
You: moon
You: drop
You: what happen
Stranger: hello
You: What happens when you drop a pen on the moon?
(Long pause, no "stranger is typing" signal)
You: clearly the question has boggled your tiny mind
You have disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: idk
You: does the moon have gravity or not?
Stranger: it has no gravity so it would float
You: thanks
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Stranger: hi..
Stranger: 21 m india
You: hi, mind answering a question for me?
You: if you drop a pen on the moon, what happens?
Stranger: ill fuck u..
You: that's nice; answer the question.
Stranger: it will fall slowly...
You: thanks, चोद
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>>1409533
Yeah. But It should be obvious to people that almost anything macroscopic doesn't float in vacuum.

It doesn't even require knowledge of physics, just a little bit of common sense. You know, about as much as a four year old has.

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You: Hey
Stranger: hiii
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: what/
You: -What-
You: -Happens-
You: -If-
You: -You-
Stranger: what iknow wth
You: -Drop-
Stranger: wtf
You: Then why can't you answer the question?
Stranger: the fn moon breaks
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THE FUCKING MOON BREAKS - BEST ANSWER YET!

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You: hi there
Stranger: hi
You: mind answering a question for me?
Stranger: yes
You: Yes you'll answer, or yes you mind?
Stranger: ..sorry...
You: I'll just ask
You: if you dropped a pen on the moon, what would happen?
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ...I don't kown
You: would it float, or would it fall?
Stranger: float
You: thank you for your time
You: the answer was fall
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You: hi
Stranger: 20 F kor.
Stranger: u ?
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: that flows.
You: it floats?
Stranger: nope
You: oh? what happens?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: gtfo
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>>1409591

Omegle is full of asians this hour. I got the email of some korean dude just now; he seemed alright. Also horny indians. weird.

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You: hello there
Stranger: hi
You: can I ask you a science question?
You: it'll be easy, promise
Stranger: ofcourese
You: if you were on the moon
You: and you had a pen
You: and dropped it
You: what would happen?
Stranger: not dropped
Stranger: becase there aren't no gravityt
Stranger: right?>?
Stranger: wjdakf zmsdlfdlek.
You: there is gravity on the moon, actually
Stranger: 1/6
You: ah, good
Stranger: I know]
You: good to know some people are just trollan and not stupid
Stranger: trollan>>?
Stranger: why do you ask??
Stranger: where are you from>
You: so I can post this conversation on an anonymous message board for a bunch of science geeks to laugh at
You: :P
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hey :D
You: Hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: Nothing. answer this question:
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: umm.........
Stranger: I don't know :p
You: Making it easier: will it fall or not?
Stranger: not
Stranger: :D
You: well, wrong
You: you must be young
Stranger: oh... xD
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: ?
You: I'm 18
You: let me guess
You: 1
You: 6
Stranger: I am 16
Stranger: oh
Stranger: xDDD
You: gotcha
Stranger: how did you know?
Stranger: cool xDD

You: hi
Stranger: hi, asl?
You: can i ask you a quick question first?
Stranger: yyeah OK :/
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it doesn drop right? it just floats there?

:\

so wait.. earth gravity prevents gas from escaping into space..
but what makes it go "up" in the first place? what force pulls\push it away from the surface?

also what about light gas.. obviously whatever makes it go up is stronger than the gravitational pull.. and the further it gets from the surface the weaker the pull is
so... it just keeps going up till it leaves the atmosphere?

>>1409635

me again

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: and what age?
You: Answer this question and I'll answer yours:
Stranger: okay
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: im not sure. what happens
Stranger: ?
You: Well if you have an idea, go for it
Stranger: umm.. i dont really. wouldnt it just fall?
Stranger: but at some weird gravitational pace
You: Good!
Stranger: haha
You: first positive result in 5 tires
You: tries
You: you're 17?
Stranger: whoa how did you know
You: Magic
Stranger: oh and you have to answer my question

>>1409646
and if its affected by gravity why aren't all the atoms just "fall down" to the ground.. some sort of balance between gravity and the force that makes it go up?
isn't that a fucking delicate balance?

>>1409646
A wild troll appeared

>>1409657
answer the question

>>1409668

I did

>>1409668
Nothing pulls light gas up.
It's just heavier gas pushing it so it would get bellow it. Just like when you try to mix water and oil, the oil gets up, and the water down. Because water is heavier than oil. Same thing applies with gases.
So the light gas is going up until there is no heavier gas than it around. It doesn't live the atmosphere.

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: if you dropped a pen on the moon, what do you think would happen?
Stranger: =)
Stranger: id shit myself
Stranger: and it would float
Stranger: my shit that is
You: what would happen to the pen?
Stranger: it would suffokate
Stranger: okay 20 questions... how do you drown a fish?
You: probably need to give it lungs, then fill them with water
Stranger: meh u are not american
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You: hi
Stranger: : How’s world around you？
You: has anyone asked you about the moon recently?
Stranger: yes
You: Let me guess
You: a pen
Stranger: NO
Stranger: one more time
You: what?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Meeting you is my honor
You: ok
You: that's nice
Stranger: oh
You: well, I'm thoroughly confused
Stranger: wait
Stranger: please
Stranger: thank
Stranger: OK
Stranger: i come back
You: I think maybe have multiple windows opened to omegle, and you've confused this window for another one
You: why was it an honor to meet me?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: because
Stranger: i chat with a people from another country
You: what country are you in?
Stranger: China
Stranger: and you?
You: USA
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you are American
You: yes, I am capitalist warmongering swine
Stranger: i can't understand you
You: just a joke
Stranger: ha ha
(inane blathering about the music he listens to, he's 14 by the way)
Stranger: do you like play computer games???
You: sometimes, but not a lot
Stranger: do you like ping-pang ?
You: ping-pong?
You: never played it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you makes me sad
You: OH GOD I'M SO DEPRESSED
You: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE A RANDOM PERSON IS SAD
You have disconnected.

Fucking chinese.

>>1409410
>>1409414

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: if you dropped a pen on the moon, what do you think would happen?
Stranger: =)
Stranger: Do you knw any straight engineers?
You: what?
Stranger: I've never met one
Stranger: Are the legends true, are 5% of engineers straight?
You: I don't know I never met one that isn't a fag
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Stranger: v
Stranger: 25 m india before u ask...u?
You: 20 m USA, मादरचोद (this means motherfucker)
You: I don't speak hindi
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: thaks for that
Stranger: bye

You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: nope
You: nope what
Stranger: because the gravity
You: your answer
You: it made no sense
You: what are you saying nope to
Stranger: ok

I don't

what

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: which
Stranger: is it
You: hello
Stranger: im gay
You: that's nice
You: I'm not
You: can I ask you a question
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: if you dropped a pen on the moon, what would happen?
Stranger: it wouldnt drop in the 1st place
Stranger: or it would
Stranger: very slowly
You: thank you for your time, kind faggot
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>>1408814
You: engineers are faggots
Stranger: why yes, yes they are
You: it is nice meeting such a smart and cultured man
Stranger: why thank u
You: have a good day
Stranger: take care

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: if you dropped a pen on the moon, what do you think would happen?
Stranger: Can I suck your cock?
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: 19/M/NY
You: I am not a fag
Stranger: Didnt you ever experiment with engineering?
You: NO
Stranger: Let me show you some hardcore engineering
You: FUCK OFF FAGGOT!

I found a physicist the first time so I couldnt post it ;p

but this

You: Hello! What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: I don't know .What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
You: Im asking you.
Stranger: And I told you I don't know.
You: ANSWER ME!
Stranger: THe moon asplodes.
You: Hahhaa

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello's
You: What would happen if you dropped a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it wouldn't drop,much less gravity there
Stranger: it would float @.@
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: damn
You: YEAH SCIENCE
Stranger: XD
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: !!
You: !!!!
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: indeed
Stranger: Indeed
You: Thanks for your time.
You have disconnected.

You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: hey how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?

lol that faggot is ugly

>>1409762

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>>1409741

I am an engineer and I am completely straight.
However, just about all of my non-engineer friends from high school turned gay.
I think god took a shot at me and missed.

>>1409316
>>1409315

>>/x/

You: What happens when you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: It would fall to the ground.
You: That is correct.
Stranger: Indeed, question for you now. Which falls faster, the pen, or a lead brick?
You: Both fall at the same speed.
Stranger: Indeed, that is true. How did you know?
You: Because I am you.
Stranger: Indeed, and you aren't really on Omegle now, are you?
You: Nope.
Stranger: Yeah...
You: But enough talk, let's have sex.
Everyone: UNF UNF UNF!

You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: I've got a question for you
Stranger: 你好
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: buy another one

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m here
You: I've got a question for you
Stranger: n u
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: ask
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: u cannot drop any thing on the moon becoz of gravity everything floats
Stranger: is it right

OMG I lost confidence....

ït flies"

>>1409883
HAHAHA OH WOW
CHINKS ARE FUCKING BRILLIANT

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: I've got a question for you before I tell you my asl
Stranger: okey
Stranger: jst ask
You: What happens if you would drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: maybe it will float pen

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

You: I'm doing a small survey. What happens if you drop a pen on on the moon?
Stranger: i dont no;)
You: give your best guess
Stranger: mmmmm
You: ...
Stranger: it will fly?
You: thank you, your concerns have been noted.

You: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: yes
Stranger: probably ur just a guy acting bein' a girl
You: Want to find it out?
Stranger: ok
You: I will show you my tits when you answer one question correctly
Stranger: how,
Stranger: messenger?
You: Pictures, duh...
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give ur email adress
You: Okay so here is the question:
You: what happens when you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: :p
Stranger: ok wait
Stranger: i'm thinking
You: okay...
Stranger: but it's weard
Stranger: there's something that calls gravity
You: it is easy, you should have learned it in school
Stranger: =)
Stranger: it get's black?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wrong
You: your answer is the pen gets black?

WHAT THE FUCK?

You: okay I have to be more specific... what happens to the pen?
You: Does it float, does it fly away or does it fall to the ground?
Stranger: it flies away i think
You: wrong. No tits for you :(
You: it falls to the ground...
You: you were almost there!
Stranger: no
You: you had gravity....
Stranger: on the earth
Stranger: not on the moon

You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl plz?
You: I'm doing a little survey on the average intelligence of omegle users. I'm going to ask you some science questions okay?
You: define "entropy"
Stranger: i don't know
You: also no looking it up on wikipedia okay :D
Stranger: :P
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon
Stranger: i won't fall
You: what is a "vector"?
Stranger: it*
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i don't know ,d uknow?
Stranger: do*
You: what is the fifth planet in the solar system?
You: (I'll tell you the answers after I've asked all the questions)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i guess i don't discoverd
Stranger: it*
You: what causes the changing seasons?
Stranger: orbitting the earth around the sun
You: what is the lightest element? (final question)
Stranger: i don't know
You: Okay: entropy is a measure of how disordered a system is. over time, entropy increases. what this means in the real world is that hot flows to cold
You: when you drop a pen on the moon it falls to the surface, but at a lower speed than on earth
Stranger: cool
You: a vector is a combination of a direction and magnitude, and is used when describing forces
You: Jupiter is the fifth planet in the solar system
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i see
You: The changing seasons are caused by the Earth's axial tilt, meaning that for one half of the year the northern hemisphere is closer to the sun, and vice versa for the southern hemisphere
You: The lightest element is Hydrogen
You: thank you for your time

Also, yes, I know I dumbed it down for them.

Stranger: hey how are you?
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
You: im fine
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: yeah, so what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: thanx for your time

Stranger: Anyone for something ELSE than "cyber"? I'll leave at the first hint of 'asl'
You: i am!
You: answer this for me
You: :)
You: what happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it falls
Stranger: until it goes in contact with the surface
Stranger: it might bounce back a little, depending on the surface
Stranger: and after a while, stay there
You: it falls . . as fast as it would on earth?
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: sqrt(6) time slower
You: 10/10
You: where you from?
Stranger: france
You: much love France

franceintoscienceyouget

>>1410051

I don't think it's sqrt(6) times slower

let me calculate

>>1410079

yup, moons acceleration is about 1.6 m/s²

he lied!

>>1410079
>>1410089
>>1410051

It's 6 times slower, I just worked it out.

oh wait a moment, does the distance from the surface to the centre of the moon/earth factor into it?

>>1410104

no it doesn't

>>1410104
>>1410104

Not really, the acceleration of the moon towards earth is very small

Stranger: M 18 usa
You: hi
You: f 21 uk
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Oh cool
You: i have a question.
Stranger: Okay
You: if you dropped a pen on the moon, what would happen?
Stranger: It would fall very slowly
You: what about a bowling ball?
Stranger: It would fall faster
You: really?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Why
You: why would it fall faster?
Stranger: Because it has more mass


Started off looking promising.

>>1410126

You should have carefully explained how wrong she was.

>>1410149
he.
he left after that. i linked him to the video of the hammer feather experiment on the moon and he disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: als plz
You: 21 uk f
Stranger: would u like to chat with me daily
You: not particularly
Stranger: why i would like to make you as my friend
You: you don't know me
You: why would you want to be my friend
You: do you have any friends?
Stranger: no not yet
Stranger: waiting for the friend like you

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i have a few questions..
Stranger: yeah
You: first: age/location ?
Stranger: 22 california
You: thanks
You: hello california
You: next: what would happen if you dropped a feather on the moon?
Stranger: umm idk
Stranger: m or f ?
You: i'm f
You: 16 uk
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>>1410126

>Science girl

You: what is a vector?
Stranger: a sub machine gun
You have disconnected.

AARGGHH! It passed the Turing test!

You: hi
Stranger: hey how are you?
You: fine
You: asking people questions
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: ok, if I drop a pen on the moon, what happens?
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: oh fuck you
You: fucking bot
Stranger: Crap, my roomate is being weird... if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here ( http://single-match.org/amanda414/ ) I got a few nudes up there and my cell :)

i've not found someone who understands :'(

>>1410229
lol

if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here ( http://single-match.org/amanda414/ ) I got a few nudes up there and my cell :)

Stranger: m or f
You: f 21 uk
You: u?
Stranger: f 18 uk
Stranger: where abouts in the uk
You: swindon!
You: u?
Stranger: n ireland
You: cool. whereabouts?
Stranger: county tyrone
You: cool
You: i have a question
Stranger: yeah?
You: if you dropped a feather on the moon, what would happen?
Stranger: it would float
You: why wouldn't it drop?
Stranger: or stay there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>1410259
Wiltshire represent!

>>1410275
where are you from?

>>1410285
Chippenham

>>1410290

Cool. Literally down the road from me then. Chippenham is a nice place.

Stranger: hi
You: What's hapnin, G?
Stranger: uh.. nothin much

im no G xD
You: All my homeys are Gs. Got a question for you.
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: u cant
You: Why not?
Stranger: gravity isnt there
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
Stranger: nah just gt a headache from watchin youtube..
You: By the way, where are you from?
You: Short version: Hammer and Feather fall at the same rate.
You: BECAUSE VACUUM. But yeah, no, gravity is very much there.
Stranger: netherlands.. u?
You: US.

NETHERLANDS CAN'T SCIENCE.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What would happen if you dropped a pen on the moon?
Stranger: i will stay on the moon because their is no gravitational force

This is a better question.

Ask the pen one, then ask:
"Why didn't the astronauts on the moon fly off into space?"

Two objects would not hit the surface at the same time if they had different mass would they?

>>1410390
Yes
They
Would

FEATHER AND A HAMMER!

>>1410409

Ok, well if you dropped one, measured the time and then dropped the other and measured the time. There would be a discrepancy would there not?

>>1410415
Just... just watch OP's goddamn video.

>>1410424

But if you dropped them at different times, the hammer would hit the moon quicker than the feather would. right?

>>1410438
oh, you're trolling.

Damn, my trolldar is malfunctioning D:

>>1410438

As in the hammer would take, say 1.2 seconds and the feather would take say, 1.3 seconds (exaggerated)

>>1410447
not trolling. see the above post. I don't think you get what I'm asking.

Show them this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bVhPEwXfnk

You: Hey
You: Mind if I ask you a few questions?
Stranger: WHITE ONLY, please.
You: Okay. I'm white.
You: Now, what is your religious preference?
Stranger: I'm an atheist
You: Alright.
You: What is your ASL?
Stranger: 13 f uk
You: Alright.
You: Now, if you drop a pen on the moon, what would happen?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: I saw a footage from a moon landing once, The feather fell
Stranger: so pen would too
You: Why is that?
You: (You are correct by the way.)
Stranger: because of gravity
Stranger: it's low
Stranger: but still
Stranger: like 6g
You: Did you know that people actually get that fucking wrong?
Stranger: i see
Stranger: they must be niggers
You: But ma'am.
You: I AM A NIGGER.
You: I LIED TO YOU.
Stranger: lawl
You: BECAUSE OF MY NIGGERLY WAYS.
Stranger: stop lying like a jew
You: Now, please give me your TV,BIKE, and WELFARE.
You: I am a nigger, and need these to survivee.
Stranger: NIggers can survive without welfare, just look at their birth rates
You: Feels good man.
You: I use my welfare to buy KFC and escalades.
Stranger: That's lovely
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: go ahead
You: what do you think will happen if you'd drop a pen on the moon
Stranger: well it wouldnt fall
Stranger: the whole zero gravity thing :)
You: so you think moon has no gravity?
Stranger: well it does, but not as much as the earth

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITHC ANY SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE DAMNIT? THIS IS JUST SIMPLY LOGIC FAIL FFS

You eventually grow out of making yourself feel better by making other people feel bad.

>>1410447
>>1410409
>>1410424

lol goes on omegel to make themselves feel smart and they don't even get basic physics.

>>1410501
are you implying there would be even a slight difference?

>>1410508
Yes

>>1409980
>what this means in the real world is that hot flows to cold
wat

Its similar to the joke what does the cow drink?

A bunch of people going to say milk.

So don't worry about this too much

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You: Hey there.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm doing a personal survey. Mind if I ask you a question?
Stranger: ?iight
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: it drops slowly??
You: Are you a male?
Stranger: possibly
Stranger: are u a male??
You: Alright. That's all I needed. Thank you.

Not enough women on the internet to answer incorrectly....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: I'm doing a personal survey. Mind if I ask you a question?
Stranger: ok
You: What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger: the clangers decide to up and leave because they've had enough of humans littering their home

LOLWUT