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1406711 No.1406711 [Reply] [Original]

I just ate and drank soda. I need to sleep soon.

Help me please. I will never bother again once this solution occurs.

>> No.1406725

Drink anti-caffiene.

>> No.1406721

Insert a bottle of vodka into your anus.

>> No.1406726

lie down and go to sleep

>> No.1406732

kill yourself

>> No.1406734

OD on Tylenol PM

>> No.1406735

>>1406726
I can't. I have to much energy. I want to run or hit something.

>> No.1406742

>>1406732
I'm not going to kill myself and you know that too.

>> No.1406756

>>1406735
Then go for a run you fat fuck, afterwards lay down and sleep

>> No.1406766

>>1406742
So, R U going yo kill yourself?
Thats great news! I feel so much better now!

>> No.1406765

>>1406756
I don't have the space to. And I'm not that fat I just have some flab on my torso.

>> No.1406770

>>1406766
learn to read.

>> No.1406777

>>1406765
Go to the magical land of outside and have a fucking run

>> No.1406784

>>1406711
Hi,
I'm Mr. Blade
I heard you were thinking of offing yourself?
Have you considered razors?

>> No.1406796
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1406796

>>1406766
I'm Mr. Blade

DO IT FAGGOT
Don't you love me anymore?

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1406818

>>1406711
Have you considered ROPE?

>> No.1406880

>>1406711
caffeine has a half life of 4 hours. :) have a nice evening.

>> No.1408248

you should never drink soda before you go to bed. Consider this as punishment.

>> No.1408267

>>1406711
down a 40 once of vodka.

>> No.1408277

Benadryl, 4 of them. GO GO GO