/sci/ - Science & Math

Can you even imagine what a religion board would look like? The original /news/ board was taken down because of the overly obscene stuff being posted. /rel/ wouldn't last a day.

Email moot and stop trolling this board you cunt.

>>1374359
what about /b/ ?

>implying religious people on 4chan
what would be next? /niggers/?

it would be a trollboard.

reported

>>1374367
/b/ is random. It's supposed to be a shitstorm. /new/ never used to talk about news, and basically just became stormfront. Religion wouldn't get anything done, it'd just be a troll storm.

Now, why would a religion board be taken down? I think we christians are quite sane and won't spam the board

>>1374372
We already have a troll board. It's called /sci/

e-mail moot
maybe he'll respond to your question

>implying m00t gives a FUCK about anybody

>>1374377
It certainly won't be spammed by christians. But most likely by muslims, hindus and scifags.

>>1374377
The only christians I've met are fucking retarded

>>1374521
Hey, come on now, no need for such barbaric language. We're all adults here

>>1374587
Any reasonable adult wouldn't be a christian.

>>1374677
Any reasonable adult wouldn't believe that a fish randomly grew legs and started walking on the land just because. Sound fammiliar athiest?

Just go to R&S on yahoo answers. Not an image board, but full of trolls and /b/tards anyway.

Considering the majority of /sci/ believes in crap like evolution it's not very scientific.

>>1374702
Oh right because a magic wizard in the sky magically made the entire 60 sextillion stars just for our viewing pleasure, huh? Made the earth and all the plants before the sun, eh? Yea, that makes sense. Why the ten commandments disallow coveting but say nothing about slavery or rape or pedophilia? Aren't those more important things than "resting on the sabbath"? Give me a breath, there are more holes in your story than a kitchen sponge.

Give them their religion board. Then when they troll us with evolution bullshit we can troll them back with inaccuracies about the bible.

>>1374702
I know you're a troll, but seriously, that's not how it fucking works.

>>1374774
Yes it is. Don't you know anything about your own religion? Fish grew legs and walked on land after awhile, according to you. You're just now realizing it makes no sense, how does that make you feel?

>>1374774
Yea, that is how it works actually. A fish grew a pair of legs one day and started having fish with legs babies, and those eventually grew into reptiles and mammals just because for no reason. Absolutely childish.

because you are the biggest fucking faggot twat ever to grace the internetz, and if you had your board like you want it then that would be dividing by zero, which you cant do faggot

so gtfo and go suck a dick fag

>>1374774
lol evolutionist doesnt even know how his own theory works

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>>1374351

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Evolution is the stupidest, most childish religion ever, and those that believe in it have no right to critisize any other belief system, espcially Christianity.

Believing that fish one day grew legs for no reason is still better then believing that Jesus parted a sea using magic, to save jews from hitler. I mean, who would save jewish people from hitler? And the concentration camps weren't anywhere near the red sea. The story is so full of holes.

>>1374841
You're right. I'd much rather believe four gospels that don't agree with each other and then listen to Paul and Timothy who make up a bunch of rules that Jesus never talked about at all. And don't say I'm going to hell because hell doesn't even exist until Jesus makes it up in the new testement. You seriously believe this garbage?

>>1374841
They're both flawed as hell. That is why I am a Pastafarian.

>>1374899
You can't even defend your own religion so you have to attack other people's. Pathetic.

>Mohammad thread, post CP and hate.

It would be /b/ only DUMBER believe it or not.

>>1374910
I'm not an evolutionist, I'm a Muslim. What's that? No defense from your side? That's what I thought.

itt: people getting trolled.

>Implying evolution is a religion

email moot and ask for a religion board

also it would be a useless 24/7 troll shitstorm in there

>>1374923
Evolution takes way, way more faith to believe in than anything in the bible.

>>1374967
Oh yea??? We have evidence of speciation, of animals changing over time. We know what gene duplication and genetic mutation is and how it works. We know what DNA is. Where is your evidence for a talking snake or moses parting the red sea, huh? You can't even prove Egypt ever enslaved Israel (which they didn't by the way) Prove to me Jesus even existed. You suck Christianity.

>>1374986
Too bad one animal becoming another is completely impossible, and not a single transitional fossil of any sort has been found. Carbon dating is completely unreliable, and mutations only effect traits that are already there. Whoops.

>>1375021
On top of that there has never been a single recorded mutation that ever effected an animal positively. Thinking about converting yet?

>>1375021
Too bad snakes don't talk, all archeological evidence points to Egypt never enslaving Israel, the Israellites never wandered the desert or fought canaan and in fact the entire story of Exodus is based off of a Canaanite rebellion and Israellites were former Cannaites. None of the people who wrote the gospels ever actually met Jesus and were born several generations after, and relied on an elaborate game of telephone (and we all know how accurate telephone is right lolol) Divinely inspired my ass.

>>1375039
On top of that, no more evidence for god than a flying speghaetti monster. Enjoy your invisible friend.

>>1375041
Not a single bit of that can be proven. And I see you haven't even tried to refute my points. Maybe because you can't?

>>1375053
It can't be prove that snakes can't talk? Are you insane?

>>1375063
No, it can't, since you can't prove a negative. Hurr durr.

>>1375077

In that case can you prove that snakes CAN talk?

>>1375077
Well, actually.....wait.....holy shit, you're right. I can't prove that snakes can't talk. Wait a minute....does this mean.....holy jumping jesus, I've been on the wrong path all along. DUDE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE!!! I CAN'T PROVE SNAKES CAN'T TALK SO EVOLUTION IS A LIE!!! On top of all that other stuff about mutations and stuff, but dude, that was the nail in the coffin right there. Will you pray with me and help me accept Jesus?

>>1375048

I just used FACTS to prove evolution is impossible, and that's all you have to say? Lol. Enjoy your hellfire idiot. Can't say we didn't warn you.

>>1375085
You are not dead.

That's a negative.
It is also provable.
You are wrong.

>>1375091
I don't think you know what a negative is son.

>>1374376
it diverts it away from /sci/

>>1375095
>implying you're my father

>>1375095
You're right. "You are not dead" is a positive statement and "Snakes can't talk" is a negative statement.

guys you are being trolled.

let it go, OP is just going to keep repeating the same tired shit.

There is so much samefagging in this thread it's not even funny

>>1375122
>>1375122
It's the same tired shit because it's RIGHT, and it totally disproves evolution. Q.E.D.

.>>1375122
Screw off. OP one me over to Jesus. I need him to pray for my soul.

>>1375133

good for you, go do it someplace else.

i hear that churches have websites now.

>>1375150
BUMP FOR JESUS

>>1375138

awesome, i'm glad you have found an absolute truth.

also are you sad that i broke your thread?

nobody here debating anymore ;_;

>>1375179
There was only two people in here. And he one me over for Jesus. He still hasn't prayed with me yet, which isn't very Christian-like of him.

Jesus was black man nailed to a cross. Most of the shit written about him was written after he died and is make belief.
We still lynch niggers even now.

>>1375189
Wrong. Atheists kill niggers.

>>1374353
There is one.
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