/sci/ - Science & Math

first kill yourself then post pics then maybe we talk.

Interested, but I'm afraid it's illegal for me doing human modification.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep#Uberman.27s_sleep_schedule

Try it out for me please.

>>1372324
When my ID is gone, nobody can really do anything.
And like I said, I can travel to any place in the world.

>>1372325
Sorry. I would, but for some reason I haven't been able to sleep at all this last month, only a few times of collapsing.

>>1372328
Hm. Let's continue our conversation in msn. I'm adding you.

i can use your brain.. do you mind becoming frankenstein

>>1372318
Where are you right now?

>>1372318

Finally I will have enough people for my human centipede!

On a more serious note though, may I kill you?

>>1372336
Well, it does bug me if I'm being used by evil scientists, yes.

>>1372338
Denmark.

can I have all your money and technology?

>>1372344
I honestly wouldn't mind if whatever project or experiment did lead to me being killed; after all that is why living humans are such a rare and needed resource for those things.

If you just have an urge to kill people, it could go both ways for you afterwards. I don't really want that. And I don't think you want it either. But if this was real life and you just asked me, I'd instantly say "yes", if that's any less confusing.

>>1372358

>it could go both ways for you afterwards.

I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me. Care to elaborate?

Your'e such an EMO, I'd suggest going to the US and eating ONLY Mc Donalds for the rest of your life, it will kill you... Afterwards you donate your bloated corps to a candle factory, so they can make candles of your Mc Lard...

>>1372352
Neither of those will be left, I'd invest all the money in travelling. I'm 17 years and not wealthy.

But you can have my words: you will get a lot of money and technology.

>>1372377
>I'm 17 years
>wants to kill himself
Man, you must be so much deeper than everyone else your age. I bet your life sucks so much, but no one else can understand how you feel. Poor you.

If you are serious about this, I'm sure there are companies in need of a test subject. On 4chan you'd at most find someone who is willing to rape you. Most likely they'd just send you to X country and not meet you up, so you'd be abandoned in a country where you don't know the language.

>>1372325
I lol'd

>>1372364
I mean. It's a great deal for me, and maybe it seems like you'd get satisfaction as well. But you might as well begin to aspire to kill again. Right? That's what I meant.
Even though I'm not that unique, you could go years before randomly contacting another dead-wishing person.

Not to mention the possibility that you may find reality a whole lot different than you expected. Maybe you don't really want to kill people. After all, you did wait for somebody willing to die, so you have a lot of control.

>>1372369
Haha. What a waste. The mere reason I posted this was to avoid as much waste as possible. Life is a waste to me; my body doesn't have to be too.

>>1372383
Is that supposed to be sarcastic?
My life doesn't "suck" and I don't pity myself.
If I gave you that impression, then I apologize.

Also, if I wanted understanding, I'd simply continue living and adjust to society. Understanding is as simple as a matter of bleding in. Don't think I don't get that. I also know how extremely privileged I am being raised in Denmark and I have good health. Obviously understanding isn't important to me, so I don't feel a need to explain why I'm killing myself. There's just a huge difference between 'wanting to die and unhappy' and simply killing oneself. I do hope you get THAT.

>>1372393

>But you might as well begin to aspire to kill again.

That is possible. But I have enough willpower to control myself.

>Maybe you don't really want to kill people.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

>After all, you did wait for somebody willing to die

I'm not a sociopath. Killing people without their consent is just a dick move. 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.'

>>1372414
If you're not even sure you want to kill, it really does indicate that the trouble with my corpse afterwards and the psychological trip you will be going on is just not balancing the fantasy out. Not even remotely.

>>1372425
You're going to New York.

>>1372414
She's going to New York. No flesh for you this time.

>>1372425

Actually, I'm pretty sure. Also, there are enough creative ways to properly dispose of a dead body around here.

>>1372429

Sadface.jpg.

Could you tell me what things you had in mind for OP? I'm curious about the 'modification' you speak of.

oh dear, i am so sorry, you would be perfect for my experiments, but i am afraid i do not have the facilities at this time,
i had planned to examine the effects of induced dreams over extremely long periods of continuous sleep,
perhaps in time it could be possible, with the correct drugs, to live in ones head instead of this world, a purpetual dreamworld if you will. of course that is among other experiments,
i just find someone whos is humane to his test subjects as i would be.
by the way, could you please give me a brief description of your body size and physical fitness please, in case i reconsider.

>>1372449
by the way OP, that post was mine,
and i seriously recommend that you take care who you trust, i know that you want to die, but there are things that people will do to you that will be worse than a simple death or semi permenant sleep as was my proposition.
besides it is doubtful that any possible "body modification" would have any possible beneficial effects that would outweigh the pain and risk that is virtually guarenteed if you continue, unless of course it was on a genetic level, and again, any possible modification on a decent scale would be almost impossible over the course of a single lifetime.

>>1372434
Around here? You're really not serious about this!

>>1372441
Me too. He refuses to explain the details, but it sounds very much like he wants to make a cyborg.

>>1372449
Interesting, even though I don't completely understand.. I'm 17, so my brain isn't fully developed (??). I have never tried taking drugs (only medication) or even drinking.. Female if it makes any difference. 168 cm tall and 53 kg, average/good psychical condition.

>>1372482
ah, i am not refering to recreational drugs, as i dont see any medicinal purpose or benefits in then whatsoever,
it is possible to put the body into a chemically induced sleep or coma with barbiturates, and there are a great variety of chemicals that can have effects on dreams, and other drugs to increase clarity and lucidity, of course the most potent and correct mix could only be achieved through experimentation and estimation

OP don't tell me you're our version of a redneck (jyde)

>>1372498
also a subject whose brain has not been tainted with drugs or alcohol is an extreme bonus.

>>1372482
and i can assure you op that you would be completly unharmed by any experiments that would be conducted, after all, how can one understand life and its processes if one does view it with the utmost respect.

>>1372482
it may also be extremely informative to perform a study of inherant human behaviour, though i have not devised one yet,
listen op, i have great respect for you offering yourself as a test subject, but i would highly reccomend that you do not accept any offers, humanity is an evil thing,

>>1372318
fuck yeah howl's moving castle

>>1372482
i am so genuinly annoyed that i do not have the facilites to house a test subject,
another test may be to discover how environment and surrounding stimulus effects behaviour and attitude,
it may allow to understand the nature of human civilisation much better, even possibly discover the source of the inherant evil in humanity? ahh, endless possibilitys for knowlege,

>>1372498
Sorry, my english is bad. It really does sound really amazing if it works. Where do you know this from?

>>1372528
i spend my time in thought and contemplation of the workings and possibilities of everything,

>>1372528
he's a faggot, ignore that
I sent you email OP

>>1372520

First thought when I opened this thread, now I'm really curious about why OP is killing herself.

Don't kill yourself, go feral and keep a notebook. I would love to read about someone you walked from denmark to south africa/india.

>>1372532
You're really interesting. Even if I'm not fit for your project, I'd really like to hear more if I may?

>>1372500
Did you mean a sjællænder?

>>1372539
Karen Blixen. You know her?

>>1372542
well, its not so much a single project,
im considering the things i could learn from having a subject to test theorys on, but absolutly not harm, im not sure if knowlege is worth causing people or animals to suffer.
the experiments are more focused around the study of the brain and its workings, and being able to have someone to examine is the perfect way to gain knowlege.
after all, individual observations can be biased

>>1372542
and after all, i belive any mind is acceptable for my observations, as long as it is not damaged in any way,
though stubbourness and being closed minded is not ideal,
an open mind is essential,

Don't tell me you'll chose being away with the mixer over getting a superbrain. You wanted to die, right?

>>1372557
if you are talking about invasive surgery on the brain or other parts of the body, i would say that in this context, death is most likely preferable.

>>1372557
also, what is a "mixer"?

>>1372552
>>1372556
Excellent. That's exactly what I was looking for.

>>1372557
I didn't mean someone to kill me FOR me, I meant that if somebody could USE my body while "its" alive, I might as well wait with my suicide. And I don't mean to be rude towards you, but you haven't said anything besides how you want to plant electronics/chips in my brain. Even if I can't understand it, I would never agree to something where it's not even explained. Sorry!

by the way, if i may ask, why do you wish to die?
i assume it is the state of the humanity in general,? personal pain, hardship, or loss perhaps?
in any case i would like to hear your observations and opinions of the world. a lot of insight can be gained from those that are able to notice the true nature of our world.
personally i am only alive because i want to understand.
if not for the things of interest in this world i would have ended my life long ago.

>>1372558
>>1372565

I would perform neurosurgery and replace the cerebrum with hardware

dududu duun

>>1372586
i know it is a very personal question and i apologise, curiosity can sometimes get the better of me.

>>1372645

>Go on an anonymous website and worry about being personel

>>1372652
good observation, i know politeness has no place here, thank you for correcting my mistake,

>>1372586
Circle is the first word coming to my mind, but it probably should be cycle, because my english is bad.

You have your curiosity and imagination, and it sounds like you're driven by "could be", "what if" and such. Which is good. You might think that life ends anyhow, and you don't want to miss the opportunity of what you may experience during that time.

I'm not depressed (as far as I know), and as previously mentioned, I'm not blind to all the possiblities I personally have. I really can't give you any satisfying answer, because it seems extremely dull and maybe selfish, but it's a simple choice. I really wish for death, that's what attracts me and that's where MY interest lays. It's not that I'm a victim at all, in any way. It's not against life.

I don't think I'm able to notice the true nature of our world better than everyone else. I'm average to the fullest, despite all this sounding a bit depressing!

Can I get your email or some way of contacting you?
And when would you have time to start these experiments?

>>1372667
i will send you an email, but experiments may be a little difficult, for the moment anyway, at least , the more complicated ones, but insight can still be gained by words

Got pics OP? Would help me with my research.

>>1372660
Not that it matters, but could you tell a bit about yourself?

I have already guessed that you're a lady between 50 and 60 yeard old, but are which continent do you live in?

>>1372678
ye OP, im doing a breast experience and i need to see a pic first

WHATEVER YOU DO RECORD IT SO CA$H WILL BE MADE. HORROR GORE mASSACRE VIDEO

>>1372667
So you are curious about afterlife?

>>1372683
ha,
im 18, europe

>>1372725
and male

Definitely gonna need pictures of you, OP. For experimentation.

>>1372725
Wow, that's really young for figuring out these theories!
But I guess it doesn't make any difference.

And where in Europe? That's perfect

>>1372746
ireland

>>1372746
oh, and by the way op, i cant host you, like i said, i dont have any facilities, these are just thoughts, i dont have any drugs or apropriate medical equipment to conduct experiments, not yet anyway

>>1372591
What on Earth

>>1372751
Good, that's pretty close. Hm, but is it needed that I come at all?
Or did you mean that you'll virtually instruct me? Since you said "extremely long periods".

also op, i mean no offence, but i was wondering if you could post a picture with timestamp?, simply to verify your identity,
after all, deception is common, and one must be wary

>>1372770
Haha okay, answered my question. But I'm in, I can buy drugs and drug myself at home.

>>1372780
that would be an idea, but it would certainly offer debatable results

>>1372784
Sure. Not on 4chan though.

>>1372787
it is quite difficult to come by the neccesary drugs, recreational ones will most likely just intoxicate you and offer no real results,

>>1372798
Oh. So your experiment is now impossible?

But thank you for sharing your theories. Even though you could've told me that the experiment is actually not realistic, because now that person turning me into a cyborg is possibly mad.

>>1372318
opie send a link to music you listen to

My offer to kill you still stands.

>>1372318
opie send a link to porn you watch

>>1372344
lololol YES :D

>>1372812
well, i did day in my first post that i regretted not having the facilities to perform my dream experiment, these are simply thoughts,
it would be possible, very possible if one had a fully stocked laboratory, and as i said, i dont.
and by the time i have 24 hour access to one, it will most likely be too late to conduct the experiment, that is if you really do plan on killing yourself.
but before you do, it may be prudent to consider this: the brain and all thoughts and commands that originate within are products of electrochemical impulses, when you prevent air and blood getting to your brain these impulses stop, with no electricity all thoughts stop, and the brain and the body return to the earth,
if that is what you wish as i did,you are in luck. i must admit there is a sense of peace in the thought of nothing,
but if you want to experiance something in death, i seriously doubt that there is anything after death,
my experiment would emulate the afterlife, or even any kind of different life, a world that could be theoretically controled by the inhabitant, endless bliss, because it may as well be eternity, as perception is determined by the brain.

>>1372827
Send me an email then. Where do you live?
I just really want you to think it through.

>>1372825
... Okay. Hm, just what I recently listened to?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DO6Y9_5e7A
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w47RNPRe3co
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt_D6W8mesA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS2MA-eqOuE

>>1372828
I don't watch :)

if one were to conduct my experiment, one would need:
barbiturates, to induce coma, IV drip to keep the subject hydrated and to administer drugs, waste catheters to negate the need to wake for excretion, nutrient supply directly into the stomach, and variety of dream affecting drugs, various light sources to stimulate dreams, pressure socks to prevent blood clots, brainwave moniter and heart rate moniter, possibly mild ectrodes to stimulate brain activity, and most importantly; an experimenter to constantly moniter the dreamer,
at the moment it seems that the only place that could supply everything needed for this experiment is a hospital.

>>1372855
sorry i got your hopes up op,

>>1372835
Sorry. And are you completely sure that it isn't possible to stimulate whatever you'd need in the laboratory?
I live alone in a house in the woods and I wouldn't be disturbed. There's possibly a way to get those drugs too. But yes, I will definitely kill myself. Good luck with that future project though!

>>1372855
It's really odd how you answer my questions before I've asked them, but once again. Thanks, I got my answer.

And even if there was a hospital, you still have your life. I see why it's impossible now. :b But honestly, it was fascinating enough just hearing about the theory. Even though I obviously didn't get everything

any objection to drugs? I have somethings I haven't wanted to try on myself first

answer me bitch

>>1372874
do not worry op, it was an honour to speak to you, even if only a little bit, if you find that there is a afterlife, save me a place, by the way, what about your genes, what will happen to your genetic legacy after you die?

>>1372894
Sure. Just name them, then I'll look at it.. But everyone reacts different to drugs. Futhermore I haven't tried it before.

>>1372897
Haha, chill.. What do you want an aswer to? I think I've answered to all you've said. I'm sorry I made you mad by not immediately agreeing to let you replace my brain with a pc.

>>1372906
You too! Hmm.. My mother listed me as an organ donor, but I think you have to be 18, I don't know why. So I don't really know unless I make a deal with someone.

Give me your email! :D

join the firedeparment or something - instead of killing yourself, make yourself usefull. and who knows, you might like it.

>>1372922
that reminds me OP, what about your family? what will they do?
also, in regards to genetic legacy, there must be someone who you know that can.....assist you,
i dont think you should leave this earth with out at least leaving a trace of yourself in someones mind.

>>1372922
email is difficult OP, lots of people here to see it, impersonation is a possibility,

>>1372956
They won't do anything, fortunately.
And I think I already have left a trace in someone's mind?
I've only lived alone for four months, and even so, I haven't been isolated!

Preforming an experiment in which person dies, does more damage than good for science. The knowledge you might create doesn't matter when the publics opinion of science is damaged.

Don't do it OP. Don't fucking do it.

>>1372974
very well op
my email is: gamma1014@hotmail.co.uk

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fucking this, you sick bastards

its time for me to go OP, if you ever want to speak again ill be at /x/, ask for the scientist.
unless of course you got the email adress i posted.

>>1373053

please never return

>>>/x/

Hey OP. Hope this isnt too creepy but i wanna kill myself too but im a virgin and i sorta made a to do list before an hero. losing virginity is number 2 so im taking a shot and asking you if you wanna fuck maybe

>>1373066
Fucking Hell. Why are you even on /sci/, you freaking retard?

If she wants to fuck, she hits me up. Sucks to be you, loser.

Can I have your computer?!

>>1373081
Congratulations mate, your sex is so bad she'd rather die.

>>1373066
I'll let you suck my dick for $100.

>>1373066
Go to a brothel.

>>1373081
No but im shy around girls and i might as well take the chance. OP wouldnt tell anyone if i was bad in bed

>>1373093
lol nice

>>1373093
Fuck you, you homosexual son of a bitch. So my dick can't keep her alive, wowowow. I'm a real man you fucking nerd, so my bother is why my company can't keep her wanting to stay alive, not being insecure about sexually pleasuring her.

I want to slap your dick

Original Poster, are you still around?

>>1373141
no he isnt

>>1372318
donate your organs it will be must more useful than leting some idiot toy with your body

save some lives with your death

>>1373137
Congratulations mate, you're emotional.
And it doesn't change the fact that your dick ain't keeping her alive.

>>1373156
Kept alive by a dick. Does it sound good to you? No?
I'm not going to keep this conversation up. Goodbye.


Dick.

lol successful troll is successful

throwing in a casual "btw I'm female if anyone cares" halfway through a troll is always gold

>>1373166
I don't think this was a troll.

>>1373164
is she hot? and why does she bang you, your such a jerk

>>1373179
In case you havent noticed, this is the place for virginfags to troll their way because pretendsex is the closest they come to getting laid. hes making it up.

>>1373066
aww poor wittle baby

Please dont kill yourself.

how about freezing your body? theres a chance you might be kept alive and awoken several decades into the future and theres a chance youll die

>My face when you're so disgustingly lucky for all those events to happen for you to be alive with all those who never had a chance to die and you want to kill yourself.

Dear OP. Whats the point of leaving your mail when you dont answer?

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Fail sage
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Heres whatcha need to do op: switch identity with a homeless girl your age. Let her live your life, the one you take. Might not be for the sake of science, but you will have to do a little brain puzzle figuring out how the above is gonna be possible.

Rip
/THREAD.

ilu bby yuyu

Rape.

>>1373254
Yes.

>>1373247
This is op. Fail ;)

I want to invent a human instrument. Ie, transforming you into one. Would you be interested?

mark from msn here-- dont commit suicide love, or else..!!

>>1373292
lol'd hard. 4chan = the place for maniacs

hahahha var det ikk dig der sagde at 4chan var en taberside

Answer my messages! OP ARE YOU HERE

>>1373384

OP isn't replying to me neither. Guess she either left or chickened out. Or she was an attention whore all along.

>>1373411
she left because she doesnt answer me either -,- but she shouldve had the decency saying she left

sara'skat kan du se det her? du har blokket mig på msn & sidst sagde du at du ikke ville holde kontakten. du stadig min veninde && håber jeg også er din i: du bliver nød til a snakke med mig igen nuser. savner tiderne med dig. din tissepotte <3

This thread is dead. Let it go. SAGE

>>1373411
Definitely an attention whore.

Get cancer. Test anti-drug for cancer.

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holy fuck

please stop bumping this thread. OP is long gone and a troll anyway.

Sage to page 15. Please delete this moot.