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>Ph.D in Mathematics.
>Any job I want.
>$300,000 starting.

>> No.1357976

>Ph.D in Art History
>Any job I want.
>$300,000 starting.

problem, /sci/?

>> No.1358004

>Study Mathematics
>Fail
>No Ph.D
>No job
>Browse /sci/ to comfort myself

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>> No.1358020

>>1357976
>Ph.D in high level art theft
>Any painting I want
>$1,000,000 starting

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>>Ph.D. in statistics
>>Any lottery I want
>>$15,000,000 starting

>> No.1358058

> Ph.D in Mathematics.
> A shitty job as a teacher in some public school.
> $1000 starting.

>> No.1358064

>>1358058

>PhD in butthurt
>0k starting
>any board on 4chan i want

>> No.1358274

>Ph.D in implying
>Any thread I want
>$0 starting

>> No.1358280

>Ph.D in art history.
>Any girl I want
>$400,000 in art starting

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>> No.1358290

Are you fucking serious /sci/?

>> No.1358297

>Ph.D
>pretty huge dick
>6 1/2" flaccid

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>>1358297

>posts on 4chan.
>clearly doesn't get laid.

>> No.1358311

>Ph.D in doubles
>any number I want
>>1358311 starting

>> No.1358329

>>1358311
...

>> No.1358331 [DELETED] 

>>1358311
>implying that guessing your own post on /sci/ is hard
>>1358328

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>>1358331
>epic fail

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>>1358331

>fails hard.

>> No.1358342

>>1358311

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>> No.1358355

>>1358311
!

>> No.1358360

>>1358311
Ph.D in recursion or Ph.D in self reference would have been better

>> No.1358366

>>1358311
how to doubles? or self reference?

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>>1358311

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>>1358311
>>1358311

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>>1358311

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Reaction image thread?
Reaction image thread.
>>1358311

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>>1358311

>> No.1358468

>>1358422
That is good and you should feel good.
The original is pretty funny as well

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>>1358311
>he has a GET in a slow board
>everyone is astounded
>my face

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>Ph.D in Terrorism.
>Any Infidel's Head I want.
>These shoes are so kawaiii

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>Ph.D in Sparta
>Any Persian's head I want
>300 Spartans starting.

>> No.1358557

>Ph.D in Child Psychology.
>Any child I want.
>10 - 15 years starting.

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>>1358557
pics or didn't happen

>> No.1358573

>>1358557

that's it, i know what i'll be majoring in now

>> No.1358599

>>1358548
I lol'd

>> No.1358982 [DELETED] 

>>1358311
10/10

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>>1358557
>did not deliver CP

>> No.1359572

>>1357952
>OP is a faggot
>Suck any nigger dick I want
>Guzzle 300,000 gallons of jizz to start

>> No.1359609

>PhD in psychology
>Any psychoactive drug I want
>Mushrooms starting