/sci/ - Science & Math

what are you up to?

>>1337787
Taking over the world!

>I am The Brain, and this is my asshole, Pinky.
I misread it.

narf

Where's Elmyra?

I have a proposal for you.

I have been informed that you have magnets and other tools I could use in my quest to TAKE OVER 4CHAN!

I suggest that you submit to my power and give me some of these items. In exchange for your loyalty, you will be given a seat of power when 4chan changes to the ultimate imageboard, 4-THEBRAIN!

Welcome Brain, welcome. I think I know what you want. But what is our advantage? All we want is information. Fascinate us, entertain us, but please don't bother us with simplicity.

>>1337807
/a/ has science too!
Scientific railguns!

join us /sci/ if you do, we may ensure that you get something for for trouble.

>>1337814
I have already ventured to and conquered /b/, /co/, /int/, /new/, /jp/, and /a/.

That's been covered, do not worry.

Rodent halt your advance!

Kittykind will never surrender!
We will never abate!

Ze Missiles are only our first salvo.Continue on your quest and there shall surely be more blood spilled.We hold our freedom with utmost importance and regard.To secure and maintain it steadfastly do we act in times of conflict.

Surrender now or may god have mercy on your soul.

>>1337816
>for for trouble

>>1337807

Listen to the rat /sci/, I assure you won't regret the decision

So whats the plan?

>>1337822
>for your trouble

>>1337828
First, please ignore this cat. I have told him to retreat multiple times. He is merely an annoyance.

My plan is to rule 4chan, board by board, and turn it into my imageboard, 4-THEBRAIN.

It will be full of boards relating to me, and stories of my conquests. It will be the perfect website. The Internet will tremble at the mere MENTION.

You'll also need /g/, /k/, and /v/, me lord. Don't even try /d/, /e/, /f/, /gif/, /h/ and /hr/ they are utterly useless for your goal.

>>1337843
Sir, should I aim the missiles towards the feline annoyance?

Sorry I am late. Many others have submitted to The Brain. You will be rewarded if you obey my master. You will be treated as loyal minions and will be ruled under fair law.

I am amazed at their stupidity. It seems as /sci/ has no intention in joining our great coalition. Rat, I suggest, we take more ... extreme measures.

>>1337848
Yes, I am aware. /gif/'s moving pictures are of no use - I will consider their surrender when everything of use is mine. By that time, it will be all too easy to take the stragglers.

Do I have your agreement, /sci/? Do you submit to The Brain?

>>1337855
You must offer them something relevant to their interests, my lord.

>>1337855
Sir I suggest you appeal to them as a scientist. I fear mere gifts will not gain their loayalty. Instead you can offer them a worls where morality will not stop progress.

>>1337857
Very well.

Nobel prizes for science all around, and a seat of power when my imageboard, 4-THEBRAIN, is established.

>>1337843

So be it.

Mr. Brain, right? We will join you, but our support will be ONLY based on diplomatic activities. If you prefer... "more extreme measures", please visit /k/.

>>1337861
Sir, when they all have nobel prizes, it will mean nothing. Just allow them oppurtunities to advance, squabble and study.

>>1337870

I agree with Squidward. And besides, think of the cost to forge Nobel prizes for all of them.

>>1337869
Thank you. I will now count your loyalty. I will report back here with your next goal.

>>1337870
In time, Squidward. In time.

/k/ would indeed be....complicated...
I suggest growing more my lord

>>1337873
You two are correct. I will offer /sci/ something much more amazing when 4-THEBRAIN is online, do not worry.

>>1337878
Thank you. Someone mentioned /ck/ before, are they worthwhile?

/v/ is angry and divided. They're ripe for the taking.

>>1337882
An army marches on it's stomach my lord.

>>1337888
YES.

Our next target will be /v/. Surely their electronic games of chance will be entertaining during our downtime.

>>1337876
My lord, may suggest the creation of a religion board where the /sci/ may squabble about the existence of supernatural beings

>>1337898
I agree with Lord Squidward, we must take /ck/

>>>/v/65661775

>>1337899

/V/ shall not be easy pickings rat. Divided as they may be, their hatred towards our "revolution" will bind them together in the end. I suggest we consolidate around them first and starve them out once encircled. If we cannot win a head on war, we can win one of attrition

>>1337914
>>1337909
/ck/ will be next. I am also feeling a bit peckish.

To Battle!

>>1337882
Oh Brain, up to your usual less than witty schemes I see? Pity it will all be for not, for you see while you've been busy making grandiose threads, I've already taken over 4chan... I mean, 4Snowball.

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

If you give up this foolish plan of yours, maybe I'll let you have a position in my new net order... /d/ janitor perhaps?

i will unmake the universe if that is what I must do to stop your tyranny.

>>1337928

ALL HAIL SNOWBALL
ALL HAIL SNOWBALL

>>1337947
Yes my minions, bow before your new overlord. All is going according to plan. Today 4Snowball, tomorrow, the WORLD
... WIDE WEB!

This is getting messy. We're fighting a losing battle.

>>>/ck/2019932

For DINNER!

>>1337965

Snowball is a rodent dictator I can get behind!

cmndr cuddles-sci is finished...
General Garfield-how so cmndr?
cmndr cuddles-...their minds were blown sir