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Anonymous Wed Jun 30 03:49:15 2010 No.1302451 [Reply] [Original]

>Sell soul to SATAN
>Any job I want
>300k starting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 03:52:15 2010 No.1302459 > soul and satan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 03:53:15 2010 No.1302464 >>1302459 Do you have a problem with our Dark Lord?

Anonymous Wed Jun 30 03:53:15 2010 No.1302467
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A God exists to fulfill their own nature

It does not go beyond that.

I exist to oppose.

I am a God.

I stood before Satan.

On the Seventh Day of the Seventh Hour of the Seventh Minute.

The day of our Lord.

"Kneel"

"I do not kneel."

"And what if I make you?"

"Others have tried."

"And so, what?"

"And I do not kneel."

- Cr'sere, the Godslayer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 03:54:15 2010 No.1302471 >>1302467 >implying u exist

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 03:54:15 2010 No.1302472 File: 22 KB, 192x179, briancox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:04:15 2010 No.1302513 "'Thou art God. That which groks. Anne is God. I am God. The happy grass are God, Jill groks in beauty always. Jill is God. All shaping and making and creating together .' -Micheal Valentine Smith, the Man from Mars

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:06:15 2010 No.1302520 >>1302513 >implying you are equal to god

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:08:15 2010 No.1302525 >>1302451 Satan isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:08:15 2010 No.1302529 >>1302520 Also equal to grass and you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:09:15 2010 No.1302538 >>1302529 >implying you have worth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:10:15 2010 No.1302541 >>1302538 Only as much as you or grass does

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:11:15 2010 No.1302546 >>1302541 >implying your worth grass

Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:11:15 2010 No.1302544

>>1302525

How do YOU know?
Obviously OP sold his soul and got a insane 300k dollar a year job.That's all the proof I need to start vanguarding my soul againts the Great Enemy and his cohorts.

REPENT, OP!

But all jokes aside, I wouldnt sell my soul for anything, bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:13:15 2010 No.1302553 >>1302546 It's not implied actually, learn English.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:39:15 2010 No.1302683 >>1302544 HAH, JOKES ON HIM! I HAVE NO SOUL!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:41:15 2010 No.1302690 >>1302553 >implying you have an education >still implying your worth grass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:42:15 2010 No.1302691 >>1302690 my worth grass?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:44:15 2010 No.1302698 >>1302691 >implying your worth an answer

Anonymous Wed Jun 30 04:46:15 2010 No.1302709
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>>1302544
>the Great Enemy

Thats just Fucking ignorant. Why would you assume SATAN is an enemy? Did it say so in your book of fairy tales? LMAO

You want to know the truth, JUST FUCKING ASK SATAN YOU DUMBASS! HE WILL RESPOND, Unlike that imaginary character in that children book you revere so much!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 05:01:15 2010 No.1302757 File: 54 KB, 477x599, EpicWin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1302709 >>1302451

Beelzebub !!tth/tv+hsYe Wed Jun 30 05:06:15 2010 No.1302775
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Sup guys, Beelzebub here. Listen, this guy is bullshitting. We stopped buying souls after the market collapsed. They were just shitty investments. See you guys soon. Hey Tim, if you're in this thread, I'll see you sooner than you think!

Anonymous Wed Jun 30 05:19:15 2010 No.1302825
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Listen, I know that if I pay $200 for your soul it's just going to be another item that sits in my shop collecting dust. I'll give you 50 bucks.

(I really want this in my shop. It's a weird item and weird items SELL)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 05:33:15 2010 No.1302862 File: 69 KB, 535x768, 1275850572785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1302825 No, sorry, I will only sell to our dark overlord

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 05:38:15 2010 No.1302873 /r/ instructions on selling soul

Anonymous Wed Jun 30 05:43:15 2010 No.1302885
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>>1302873
1) Pray to SATAN at night, alone, when you are about to go to bed. Just ask to talk.

2) Arrange the deal a couple of days later
(Now that you are on speaking terms)

3) Profit!!!

>>	Lucifer Wed Jun 30 05:48:15 2010 No.1302897 File: 33 KB, 263x300, notsureifwant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1302862 >my face

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 05:53:15 2010 No.1302909 File: 31 KB, 401x397, 1277127825794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 05:55:15 2010 No.1302915 >>1302451 >sell soul >job >not become a billionaire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 05:56:15 2010 No.1302921 >>1302451 yes, yes we all know being an accountant is a high paying job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:10:15 2010 No.1302985 This meme makes me lol fuckinghard. Don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:27:15 2010 No.1303052 >>1302909 Wasn't Stalin actually a hardcore atheist ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:30:15 2010 No.1303063 >>1302451 sounds good to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:32:15 2010 No.1303075 File: 393 KB, 640x640, 1274979821297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1302985 Because you worship the devil?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:35:15 2010 No.1303088 ITT: Only a few people who've read the most badass sci-fi novel EVER!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:36:15 2010 No.1303089 >>1302909 [ ] Communism [ ] Religion PICK ONE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:40:15 2010 No.1303107 >>1303089 [X] Communism

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:43:15 2010 No.1303119 yeah even communism is better than religion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:56:15 2010 No.1303169 File: 28 KB, 318x472, brofist.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1303119 agreed, except SATANISM !

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 08:18:15 2010 No.1303537 File: 32 KB, 373x398, 1277341098484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1302451 Would this really work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 08:25:15 2010 No.1303556 File: 3 KB, 175x93, ...what!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1302775 >Tim, see you sooner than you think >My face when I'm tim I'll give you 5 bags of sulphur and a shotgun to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 08:53:15 2010 No.1303653 >>1303537 yes it does. I don't recommend it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 09:01:15 2010 No.1303691 File: 13 KB, 679x427, 1275853239955.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1303556 Tim is one of the most common names on the planet. What makes you think you are the Tim who will burn for eternity?

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