/sci/ - Science & Math

Press the button!

I would press the button .

The planet was....

> PLANET EARTH!


OOOOOH SNAP!

> button to destroy the earth
> fuck any alien I want
> 300k starting

I would not press the button.

Fuck you OP, I've seen "The Box".

>>1296844

I would not press the button.

I wouldn't trust the alien to hold up it's end of the deal. Anything immoral enough to commit genocide is more than capable of cheating me.

>>1296844
so this thing has a vagina right i mean you dont fuck its head right

>>1296886

>>1296889
this makes sense

>>1296897
yea its like its got a pussy right so you dont have to fuck its head right but you can if you want right

>>1296844
depends on the planet. if it was earth, then no.

if it was some shitty piece of crap like mercury or pluto, then fuck yea

>>1296897
Yes it has a vagina and it isn't any different from a human , she's only blue.

>>1296930

>He still thinks Pluto is a planet

Press the button repeatedly as if there was no tomorrow.

OP here.
The Planet is Earth. But your close relatives (only 10 people max) can come with you on the Alien planet.

>>1296844
I sew button to shirt. My shirt is missing a button. When do we eat?

>>1296889
this

>>1296953
>your close relatives
fuck that, I want the top 10 most beautiful women. 14 years old so they last for a while, at least until the daughters they give me come of age.

>>1296966
don't you want your momma to live?

>>1296953
Okay. So me and my chosen 10 get to live like kings on alien world? What do the aliens get out of it? Do they experiment on us? Sounds fishy to me. I wouldn't press the button until I've been to their planet and examined it's power structure. If they have courts of law like we do and they sign a contract and the court says it's legit. Then and only then would I think about pressing said button.

Wait. Why would I blow up the Earth again? Seems like the only justification is selfish pretentiousness. Nah. I'd thank them for their time and go back to my planet.

>>1297104
They only want to observe you. They give you a paradise filled with Earth fauna and flore that is about 120KM^2

>>1297121

What appeal do I have that's greater than the entirety of the planet on which I live? Surely as scientists they value NOT destroying the data. Besides, there's no reason they would want to destroy my planet to observe me. No. Earth would remain.

>>1297133
No. They destroy Earth. Deal w/ it.

I would press the Asari sex button

>>1297139

Wait, so they destroy Earth whether or not I press the button? Sure, I'd go.

>>1297178
Yes but if you don't destroy earth they'll put their babies in you.
Sorry the plan changed.

>>1296844
Can i blow up both the aliens and humans and become god emperor?

>>1297187
You can't change the rules halfway through

If the aliens wanted to study humanity, then they wouldn't want to destroy the planet

If they're going to destroy the planet anyway then the choice has no point

>>1297197
Only if you agree to get buttsexxed by a reaper.

>>1297187

That wouldn't bother me actually.

>>1297207
Pic related , it's a Reaper.
>>1297203
No.

>Use phone and get evidence of aliens
>save humans
>tell everybody aliens wanted to kill them
>human race now has one goal to destroy the aliens
>fuck aliens up
>fuck aliens all day err day
>live in human paradise