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Breast milk and semen are the only ones that I can see on the list that are "designed" to be safe for consumption. I'd go with the breast milk.

Tears.

WHY THE FUCK OP

WHY

>>1279503
Blood.
1) Available in nice packages
2) Checked and cleaned
3) not dangerous
4) makes you awesome
5) healthy iron content

yeah, blood.

What a coincidence OP, I am sitting here on my bed with approximately 27 ounces of my own urine inside of a gatorade bottle next to me. My niece and nephew are sleeping in the next room and I don't want to wake them or my parents with my clumsy ass walking around the house right now, especially since I'm tripping on shrooms.

I say go for piss, it seems like it'd be the easiest to get down. My piss could actually pass for gatorade, I don't think it'd taste to bad either. It's really watered down.

saliva.

you probably drink more than a litre of this everyday already.

>>1279536
>approximately 27 ounces of my own urine inside of a gatorade bottle next to me
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>1279538
What? You are approx. 1 out of 10 million persons who isn't repelled by that. Your genome is really fucked up if you would drink a liter of saliva...

>>1279536
>I'm tripping on shrooms.
>drink piss

hehe. The active ingredient in the shroom pictured - is excreted in urine. You can trip by drinking the urine of someone who has eaten the mushroom.

>>1279560
I think I could have made decent living without that knowledge...

Vagoo juice.

>>1279553

you probably drink more than a litre of this everyday already.

YOU PROBABLY DRINK MORE THAN A LITRE OF THIS EVERYDAY ALREADY.

You have been doing this your whole life you idiot

>>1279521
In fact technically you could go for the plasma which makes it less cannibal but I guess your friends would call you a chicken instead of a warrior then...

>>1279553

I'm guessing you drool all over yourself like the bumbling moron you are.

drink semen, it's good to recycle your sperm anyway.

>>1279573
I know for a fact that saliva, even your own once it has left your body, is considered one of the most often, heaviest and widely disgust inducing things. That is a necessity b/c of all the germs you can get from it. It should be genetically imprinted in your genome like the sleeping cycle.

>>1279595
Are you serious? Or do you just have a phobia for Saliva?

>>1279598
Know I just can tell the difference between unconsciously swallowing what your own body produced two seconds before and drinking a liter of someone elses.

it'd be hard to acquire a liter of blood plasma, but that's what I would go for if it was an option

>>1279605
IS that why you never kissed a girl?
Virginfag

Uh, are you guys forgetting something?

OP: just do fat.
just make yourself some food using it, and take it in that way ._.

breast milk, that shits delicious, hell, its not exactly hard to drink 1 litre of normal milk anyway.

breast milk is like cows milk which tastes 3x better, is 10x as good for you, and is also far more agreeable to consume compared to the other crap.

>>1279614
Uhhh worming out by neglecting the quantity...

Cerebrospinal Fluid.
From an infant.

>>1279624
I have a feeling one liter of breast milk will be harder to acquire than 1 liter of plasma...

You could just time how long it takes to swallow a litre of your own saliva naturally, without extracting it.
It would satisfy the bet.

>>1279640
oh, but much more satisfying to acquire :3

>>1279624
Enjoy your Hepatitis and HIV from the unscreened breast milk.

OP didn't say HUMAN body fluid

just drink cow's milk

>>1279640

34 Ounces in 1 liter.


Breast milk is $3 an ounce, to cover their costs. By contrast, powdered formula can cost as little as 10 cents an ounce.
>>http://www.seattlepi.com/health/270629_hcenter18.html

However blood is sold in packs of 16.9oz for 200 dollars. Thats $11.83 an oz.


Liter of breast milk -> $102
Liter of Powdered breast milk -> $3.40
Liter of Blood -> $402.33

>>1279667
In that case I'd go for horse semen but that's my personal twist.

>>1279503
Water

/thread

>>1279673
nigga you gay

>>1279676
>water
>body fluid

>>1279682
People are 70% water.

You know how your piss is sometimes clear? Yeah, that's more or less pure water.

What's your point?

>>1279671
Wow that is something of a surprise. I'd never thought... how do you know about stuff like this?

>>1279689
the liquid must come directly from the body of a human i imagine, otherwise on your standard we might aswell call our blood plasma dinosaur piss.

>>1279689
no, it's still really salty and filled with other waste materials, regardless of color

>>1279692
Know stuff about what?
"How many ounces are in a liter?" This is basic knowledge you stupid son of a bitch.

I gave a citation for the breast milk article, but I bet you were too retarded to notice it.
And here is one for a blood cost one http://www.cockeyed.com/science/gallon/liquid.html

It blows my mind the retards that some vaginas spawn.

>>1279702

Why the fuck is... I almost don't want to know.

>>1279702
lol, no reason to flip out.

>>1279717
I WANT TO KNOW

I'm the poster of >>1279702 and going to direct this to >>1279692.

I'm sorry, I haven't slept in two days, and am quite pissed.

>>1279702

How why when what the fuck

>>1279702

dude...

If you can get blood of your type, go with that. otherwise, saliva.

>>1279702
Who what when in the fuck is that motherfuck... WHAT?!

i've seen the procedure, but i forget the name.

afaik the reason is because there is a missing bone is the leg, you can either live in a wheelchair your whole life, amputate the legs, or do this procedure where they remove the knee and reattach the legs BACKWARDS. So you can hobble around.

It's better than amputating the legs

>>1279748
But you look like an alien as a result D:

>>1279748
>>1279702

>>1279748
Sweet mother of go....GHRLGHALGHAGL

it's actually a really inspired idea. Because the backwards ankle can be used as a functional biological knee. You just fit prosthetics on the bottom and you can almost walk like a normal person.

>>1279702
I've seen people like this in real life. Some with a prosthetic worn on the backward facing limb.

>>1279768
You have a good stomach then.
Now explain this one to me

>>1279783
Wow that kind of looks like General Akbar

>>1279785
>>1279785

newfag

>>1279783
Someone should have perhaps had that taken a look at.. a little sooner.. considering that it's cancer. Darwinian evolution, there is almost no way that such a tumor did not kill the SHIT outta that guy.

bed sore

>>1279792
Bed sore coming right up!
Fresh from my gore folder.

>>1279805
happy bed sore =D

no i mean this
>>1279783
probably started off as a bedsore

it's likely it's cancerous by the time that pic was taken though, given how incredibly large it is - and assuming it could grow to that size before the patient died of infection (assuming the cancer didn't spread to the rest of the body and kill the host first).

>>1279815
Next one COMIN- RITE UP!

What in the fuck is this? It isn't a teratoma right?

>>1279827
def the heel of a foot

Is this an ankle, an elbow or a knee... I could never figure it out

>>1279831
Is this a disease or is he just a burn victim?

>>1279838
I would guess that he's a burn victim, but if that's the case I'm amazed he survived

>>1279838
This is fucking hilarious, do you have more?

>>1279867
Not of that specific incident no D=
Sorry anon

>>1279867
Here is something to compensate for it
If you have the balls for it

>>1279900
>>1279890
>>1279838
I'd usually be grossed out by stuff like this, but as of right now I don't really care.
Only thing that is sticking to me is>>1279553
My saliva, eh. But another persons? (Only in the scenario where it's in a large jar, or similar.)

>>1279906
What if it was drooled by your dream girl while she stared at your cock?

Blood

>>1279900
what disease is this anyway?

I'd go with tears.

>>1279926
Its a disease where you have more than one testicle.

>>1279909
Back in my days, staring at someone's cock meant something different from that pic.

lol most of the pics here are worse than the pain series...i don't really care

>>1279934
LMFAO at your post!

Pic unrealted

>>1279935
pain series?

>>1279940
Do tell me more about the pain series.

Is breast milk is an option, that's the obvious choice.

Saline.

sage

sage