/sci/ - Science & Math

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>>12721835
Live tracker
https://eyes.nasa.gov/apps/mars2020/#/home?time=2021-02-18T13:33:52.236-06:00

>>12721835
T minus how much? I'm not spending hours waiting for the money shot.

Third for Edgar Rover

>CONTROL YOUR VIEW
Install Nasa Eyes https://eyes.nasa.gov/
Click Advanced
Double click Mars
Look around for Mars 2020 and double click.

this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9AkgygOBkM

More streams
https://youtu.be/kPrbJ63qUc4
https://youtu.be/gm0b_ijaYMQ
https://eyes.nasa.gov/dsn/dsn.html
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/timeline/landing/watch-online/

>>12721855
this pls

>>12721855
51 minutes

gimme gimme sticky sticky otherwise all the tourists from other boards will make infinity threads

where's the early laugh at nasa thread?

wait, do they call the robot she/her?

>>12721835
its going to crash isnt it?

>>12721835
stupid newfags
stay on the other thread

>>12721855
50 mins

Wow, they're landing a metal object on a dead rock for just a few billion dollars!

Unironically asking, what are the consequences if it fails?

I'M PUMPED BOYS!!! SHOW ME YOUR LAND FACE!!!!

Twitch is always the fastest stream.
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

>>12721878
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE INEVITABLE ANON!

>>12721848
Thats pretty cool

>>12721878
even more diversity

>>12721876
You will never be a woman

>>12721855
49 minutes

>>12721878
A lotta white people get fired.

>>12721873
What thread?

>>12721872
Probably

>>12721882

>>12721835
I hope the rover crashes, so these overworked, white, diversity loving morons get a heavy dose of reality. We will NEVER land a person on Mars.

>>12721855
48 minutes

>>12721872
Almost certainly.

>>12721882

>>12721878
Biden will resign.

Did it blow up?

>>12721900
You can just say engineers/scientists. We all know they're white

>>12721906
hang yourself

>>12721900
Hasn't that already happened? I don't see any white people on stream yet

>>12721872
yessssss

>>12721870
It's normal for vessels. Same with boats and cars, men love their metal waifus.

I'm sorry, did NASA already lose

>>12721917
Not *yet*

>>12721876

HEY IT'S KINDA COLD ON MARS (MAYBE COLDER IN TEXAS)

>>12721922
The JPL stream of the control room is all white and asian.

>>12721927
They lost the moment China got a space program

>>12721882

>tfw the basedposters have already been purged

>>12721882

I wish nasa would stream the raw telemetry somewhere.

>>12721835
>imb4 it crashes

>>12721882

>>12721936
Chinese "Never Going To" Space Program.

I bet the rover uses Python.

This might be a smooth brain question, but if the rover is supposed to collect samples that have to be returned back manually by a crew, then what the fuck is the point of the rover? Isn't a probe supposed to send information WITHOUT people having to physically show up to collect it? Why couldn't people just take the fucking sample themselves instead of some several-year-old sample in a tube from this rover?

>>12721882
ebin

>>12721882

IT'S A CLEAN MACHINE

>>12721942
Isn't there an api somewhere?

>>12721882

>>12721950
No, another rover is going to come get the samples. That rover also has a small helicopter drone so it's going to be cool to watch it fly about

if dubs, perseverance will land perfectly and complete its' mission.

>>12721835
>only 1 livestream, and the most autistic of them all
shitty OP

>>12721959
Haven't found it. Google just spams faggot MSM articles no matter what I search for

>most of the thread is people wishing it will blow up because of muh niggers and women
/pol/ and its consequences has been a disaster for 4chan

What if the Chinese land on Mars and steal our samples?

>>12721950
It's collecting samples that can be collected by another rover. Its primary mission is to explore the area though and perform other scientific experiments.

If manned mission was happening, no robotic sample return would be needed.

>We'll land a person on Mars by 2010..

>...2020.

>...2030.

>...2069.

>...2100.

>WE NEED DEM REPARATIONS, WHITE BOI!!!!!!

>>12721882

>>12721950
Pretty sure it still collects data without giving up the physical sample.

>>12721950
there's no human crew coming to pick it up, retard.
another rover is going there to send it back up

>>12721835
asking space anons, are we going to be able to see the reentry live? I thought plasma blocked comms during reentry

>>12721950
pretty sure sample return is another unmanned mission

>>12721972
we land a rover to steal the chinese rover and launch it into the sun

>>12721882

>>12721971
>>12721980
for sure

wtf three separate missions for the sample return??

>>12721974
They just clarified it on their stream though, it IS supposed to be a manned crew doing the recovering. Not another drone.

>>12721948
holy cope

>>12721972
We use the camera arm of Perseverance to smash down their rover as it's trying to get the samples. They'd probably have theirs do some kung fu shit and parry, that would be awesome.

This is such a waste of money. Do a colony asap, the science that follows will dwarf this rover. We already know enough about Mars to colonize, and make it the of exploration of the solar system.

>>12721971
It really is disappointing.

>>12721971
I get why they think NASA has been fucked by diversity. But it seems like most of the engineers are still white and Asian men, it will be years before they take the plunge on diverse engineers.

Holy shit...it's beautiful... ;_;

>>12721900
That's the problem

> commentary
Women and untermenschen

> control room clean feed
White men flicking through binders

The absolute state of America

>>12721948
They were the third country to put a person in space.

>>12721882

>>12721882

>>12721995
what's the point, then? humans could perform all that shit in a couple of days or even hours. why collect the samples years in advance?

1 mil ppl watching on youtube, cool

>>12721995
IF someone said that on stream they have no idea what they're talking about. These samples are not meant to be picked by humans.

If manned mission was in the works, which it isn't, no robot would have to take samples to bring to earth as humans could do it.

>>12721882

>>12721997
wtf the moon is tiny??

>>12721983
>>12721986
>>12721988
See >>12721995
NASA themselves are saying it will be recovered by people, not another drone.

>>12722007
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL FOOTAGE
fuck off

>>12721987
The probe isn't broadcasting video anyway, it's only got a few kb/s of bandwidth. We're just listening to them as they look at the telemetry as they see it arrive. Blackout won't last for long, Mars' atmosphere is pretty thin

anybody else noticed, how there seem to only be little girls asking questions? I guess boys dont care about space anymore LUL

Oh shit. Its over. My uncle works there and he just told me that the shit crashed

>>12721997
only took you guys 60 years! at this rate, you'll get a man on the moon by 2035!

>>12722009
and could have done even better if they did not care to bring him back alive.

>>12721882

READY TO ROLL

>>12722007
who's holding the camera...

watching this right now from the /usa/

>>12721882

>>12721995
It'll never happen. lol Not with the diversity hires on at the wheel.

>>12722035
My Indian mother in law that works there also confirmed it.

>this neurotic mf trying to convince himself that this isn't going to be an absolute disaster.

>>12722035
based schiz retard

>>12722007
They expect us to believe this obvious cgi is real!?

>>12722056
SpaceX can do it

>>12722033
ah, then maybe we'll get the video in weeks or whatever

>>12722049
https://youtu.be/ciL7OKWSu10

>>12722056
go back

digits and the Omnissiah has officially blessed this landing

JPL control room insider here,
one of the women on our team pushed an untested firmware update from our main dev branch to the probe in transit and we've lost contact with it. it's supposed to reset itself after 12 hours without contact, but of course that's well outside the landing window, so we're basically fucked
screenshot this, the news will probably come out in about 15-30 minutes

>>12722046
Can't fucking wait to see that baby fly

>>12721882

>>12722030
>>12722062
Nobody's saying that you retards. it's literally the second post in the thread.

>>12721882

EAT YOUR PEANUT, /sci/.

Reminder that the people ITT ranting about anyone non-white and non-male shitpost on /sci/ all day and very, very few have degrees let alone are in any sort of program.

They will reply to this with 'seethe', 'cope', or some other /pol/ lingo.

>"we all had our penis at lunch"
what did he mean by this?

had their penis at lunch all is fine

peenut

>>12722065
Yeah that's the plan.

>>12722074
Okay mr visitor badge

the curiosity threads were funner
2016 ruined every fucking board

>>12722038
americans landed on the moon 50 years ago and have been patting themselves on the back ever since. This is why your space industry stagnated until an african american showed you how it's done

HELLO SPACE NERDS

>orbital acceleration at 0.7 m/s^2

AAAHHHHHH

Its one small peanut for man, one giant peanut, for mankind

Hello space nerds

>>12722056
I'm pretty sure they just scrounged up all the colored people for the commentary, I doubt they were hired for "diversity"

I'm excited for the helicopter the most. 2 cameras on it, I want to see how the martian landscape looks from this perspective.

>>12722001
Nasa is bullshit but these rovers are one of the few things spaceflight wise that is worth the money. I agree a colony is better but nasa won't do it.

>>12722059
"if only it wasn't for the darkies"

>>12722074
hahahhaahhhh BIG IF TRUE women are stupid bro

>>12722074
post with timestamp

>Impact Confirmed. -beep-

boobs

>>12722080
nigger
-EE

>>12722066
https://streamable.com/g8lcez

>>12722074
k ... keep us posted

HELLO SPACE NERDS

>>12721882

>>12722075
Will it?

>>12722093
h-hello qt3.14159

Hello Space Nerds.

HELLO SPACE NERDS

>>12722074

Here's your MASTCAM Z images bro.

>>12722074

raw images will be here https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/

>>12721882

>>12722105
>https://streamable.com/g8lcez
>weebshit
kill yourself

>>12722035
My husband works there, he told me the probe didn't even reach Mars and they're just coping and putting on a show for the viewers.

Remembers that IT HAS ALREADY CRASHED, but we haven't received the message because of time delay.

>all these doomposters

>>12722080
Based

>>12722091
Based space flight simulator fan. This game taught me so much, love it, my german pen pal thought I was autistic after watching me attempting an ISS rendez vous with STS, closest I got was two kilometers with a relative speed of a couple hundred m/s before running out of fuel. On hindsight I don't think he cared very much

Curiosity is getting a new friend!

I love confident young nerds, they are everything I wish I was when I was a kid ;_;

Interviewer has wonderful teeth.

who here /hope it crashes/

mods sticky when

>>12721882

>>12721882

>tfw no lego rover

>>12722144
Scrap Metal is going to be the best rover...s.

>>12722132
The light isn't moving from the probe to us, looking at its watch, thinking to itself (oh boy only twenty minutes to go before I reach earth!), seeing Mars recede behind it. Light moves instantaneously in its own reference frame, it's causality that's slow. For all intents and purposes this is live.

>>12722143
it's a really nice program

look at that speed going down (it's real time)

what's the chances these kids will have a psychotic break if the rover crashes

>>12722156
lego need to get the fuck on it, and the other rover models

ANOTHER WOMAN!!

>>12721942
>https://eyes.nasa.gov/apps/mars2020/#/home
This is probably as close as it gets even though it's most likely some linear extrapolation between set points that they trigger manually.

>>12722074
I hope this truly happens. I hope the world seethe but pozzed western media picks her up as some kind of martyr, blames white supremacy/sexism somehow

previous presenter was cuter tbqhwum

QT

>>12722164
Go back to school.

>smart enough to get a mechanical engineering degree
>not smart enough to work at NASA or SpaceX

Oh look another woman asking retarded questions

>>12721882

>>12722170
Why are you surprised. This is how things are now. That's how they're always going to be.

>>12722165
Wait are you playing a mission in the program along with the NASA rover, or have you found a way to plug the telemetry from the DSN into the game?

>>12722172
They had that sim up a while ago, it's probably just an estimation based on current trajectory.

>>12722133
It's not the fireball itself that will warm me, but countless hours of work and preparation going up in flames.

>>12722144
They should do a meetup.
>h-hey curiosity can i get a selfie??
>sure kid

>>12722150
I really don't, but the temptation is intensifying.

>>12722143
>>12722165
>speed
I mean altitude, don't know what I'm saying anymore

btw mastering the STS has it's thing, it's not like the futuristic spacecraft

OH MAH GAWSH

SPACE IS FEMALE

>>12722169
curiosity and opportunity allready have kits

30 MINUTES

MARS IN 30

>>12722165
What program is this?

>>12722178
dum dum

>>12722178
they only hire mostly from MIT

>>12722162
Those women are just there to stare at the monitors, the actual team are just a handful of overworked White and Gook dudes. This rover is going to crater and I'm going to laugh.
BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Can’t wait till Doomfags are BTFO

>>12722170
>when women do thing

>>12722074
>silo sitter knowing anything about JPL
You are your buddy should see if the all Zero launch code still works and turn the keys for a laugh.

>>12722196
space is kinda hot yo
i wanna suck on those chest moles

why are they showing retarded kids and ecelebs
show me mission control fags

>science
>truth

>>12722178
plenty of job opportunities once the orbital industry gets going for real

>>12722207
>>12722189
Orbiter (space flight simulator)

Holy fuck this woman is grating

I am gonna create first interplanetary conglomerate, build a massive forge on Mercury and steal all of NASA's engineers. Meanwhile NASA will be sending blacks and mexicans to freeze on their way to Mars.

>>12722080
It's pathetic. All they care about his having a white male surrogate represent them in accomplishment instead of actually doing anything themselves. Congratulations, your race isn't garbage, yet you are.

>>12721882

>we could spend the money we spend on niggers on space and nothing would change for the niggers

>>12722105
?

>>12722178
have you tried being brown and female?

STOP LETTING WOMEN SAY RANDOM SHIT

>>12722074
"guys a rover just flew over my house"

>>12722189
I entered the state vectors from the JPL Horizons database, from there I'm basically simulating in real time.

Only bad thing is that I don't have a model for Mars 2020 (with the landing system and all of that). I'm using the Schiaparelli model. It will be mostly the same as Perseverance down to the lower atmosphere, but not from there.

Post selfies on Mars fags.

Praise be! A white man!

>>12722218
Go here fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPrbJ63qUc4

>>12722222
martian checked

>>12722162
masks have never been proven to significantly reduce the spread of covid, these people know this yet they still wear masks like sheep

>>12722218
go onto the JPLraw youtube channel, they have the raw mission control footage there

PEENUTS

>>12722243
this gives me asmr

>>12722236
not even the same guy

>>12722222
>>12722244
Absolutely blessed digits. I hope it's a sign that you're right, I want to develop space mining equipment.

>le rational scientist man

based dick starting the peanut tradition

>>12722224
Can't recommend this game enough

>American magic

i hope one of those people die from a peanut allergy

based peanuts white man

nut allergic faggots need not apply

>peanuts

What kind of fucking neurodivergent aspie meme is this?

>>12722164
not exactly live if you can't tell it to stop if you see something's wrong.

>>12722237
Pretty sweet anon.

>>12722252
it does look like the same pass format

Praying for a good loud thud to echo throughout the Martian landscape and for the ghosts of the Apollo team to have a good laugh at the nu-NASA.

>>12722189
>>12722237
Of course, if something goes wrong I won't know, since it's not telemetry.
The spacecraft is just in free fall at this stage. If it fucks up it will be after parachute deployment (at which point my simulation becomes useless)

20 MINUTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Oppy and I are watching!

ETA? having big diarrhea shit!

dubs and it challengers trips and it columbias

>>12722276
sound doesn't exist on mars because nobody is around to hear it

>no stiky
this site is kill

>>12722276
They wouldn't laugh. They'd be sad the communists are winning.

Let's go boys

>>12722247
>>12722243
thanks bros, much better

>>12722281
take phone

dubs and it accidently lands on the sun

De-Spin in 10 mins, it's happening boys

Next rover name?
>diversity
>intersectoinality
>transwoman are funadmentally real rights

>>12722269
Yes that's freaky isn't it? Look, I'm smoking weed

>>12722280
Nice tunes anon

>>12722091
>>12722143
Hail Probe

It seems like this is not very difficult. The Mars atmosphere is thin. It's going to hit the ground one way or another. It's just about whether the parachute will deploy really.

>>12722286
>cashews
based, best nut

my princess...

Is curiosity still up there bros?

>nu-NASA after the rover/probe smash into the Martian ground.

>>12722286
>cashews
>not peanuts
I hope you fucking burn up on impact

Why does he have a whole jar of nuts just sitting on his desk?

>>12722281
despin in 8 minutes, landing in 23

>>12722304
There's one of you every thread isn't it

So how hard is it to land? Seems like they're overhyping it all just to make it look more impressive once they succeed.

>>12722304
I already jacked to the mutt queen

>>12722294
The USS Dialator

Tourist from /k/ here how can we weaponize this rover?

Is the indian female a female (male) or am I going crazy?

Holy shit he's trembling

>>12722318
A monkey can do it.

>>12722318
something like half of all attempted landings on Mars have ended up crashing

>>12722312
>he doesn't have a nut jar

>>12722318
Have you seen the CG rendering? They seemed to have chosen the most dangerous way to land this thing. I give it a 50/50 chance of smashing

>>12722312
>He doesn't know about the NASA traditions

>>12722304
>Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies
>Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
>For we're under orders for to sail for old England
>And we may never see you fair ladies again

>>12722318
>>12722301

>>12722324
It's already at mars, it's way too fuckin late.

>>12722318
Using balloons was pretty easy, using the sky-crane is hard as fuck

>>12722324
You can make dirty bomb out of it.

>>12722324
Make it fall into a crater to break open the RTG

>>12722318
It's easy. It's been done before and if they fuck up it's because they're candy-asses

>>12722308
where would I go?

>>12722323
The YWNBAW Coomforce

Guy is prepping us for failure

>>12722324
Is Mars a stand your ground planet???

>>12722324
Overload the reactor and spread more radiation around the surface.

>>12722326
im shaky just sitting at home, I couldnt imagine the amount adrenaline flowing in that room right now

>>12722318
The rover jumps off at the last second negating all damage

>>12722330
*the only way

>>12722333
Balloons don't work for something the size of a car.

Whats the peanuts meme?
This is my first landing thread.

>>12722344
>she asks what can go wrong
>he says what can go wrong

>>12722308
who gives a shit

>damage control and it hasn't even landed yet

De-spin in 5 MINUTES

LANDING SEQUENCE INITIATED

https://eyes.nasa.gov/apps/mars2020/#/home?time=2021-02-18T13:33:52.236-06:00

>>12722301
It has a new propulsive lander that drops the rover off and flies away.

this nigga had too much coffee

>>12722352
eat your peanuts

>>12722344
I'm not feeling very inspired.

>>12722277
So is your simulated craft just going to "crash" or something else?

DE-SPIN HYPE

>>12722344
He didn't even open is jar of peanuts, it's over.

>>12722324
It's doing four kilometers a second, hit anything at that speed and you destroy it

>diverse
>intelligence

>>12722352
JPL eats peanuts before a landing for good luck. Subhumans with nut allergies not welcome.

>>12722213
Without the ladies, who will be on hand to bypass the compressors?

MENAREBETTERTHANWO-

>>12722344
>the team is diverse
yeah, he is

>>12722346
The "reactor" is more like a tritium lamp. It's not controllable.

Separation pyros live, time to yeet some panels.

>>12722360
8 minutes ago

>>12722362
He's passionate. It's cute!

>>12722352
Don't even attempt to understand these aspies. Don't even think they had a point to begin with, it's just something that stuck.

NASA has their best man on it, this rover will make a daring crash into the ground as scheduled. Operation SHIEEEET is GO.

>>12722074
>main branch
>untested
sure buddy

woah space looks like THAT??

How do we know this rover even exists?

>>12722369
i could hit >>12722304 at that speed i tell you hwhat

>>12722383
Everyone understands this, nobody cares, give it up anon

Watching those kids excited and happy about space and the future instead of worrying about social gender bullshit for once was refreshing, especially that one kid shooting for NASA before he's even in high school.

Just reminds me how hard I fucked up my life and how worthless I am.

>>12722391
I guess you have no experience working on a shared repository.

Are we actually going to be able to see anything?

Surely we won't get any videos or picture for a couple of days

There’s only one race, the human race.

1.5 MIN FROM STAGE SEPARATION
GET HYPE

>>12722362
someone slipped some speed into his peanut jar

>>12722403
We might receive a few photos today.

>>12722400
No one is truly worthless, anon.

Unless you're a beauty blogger.

>>12722391
it used to be called the master branch but we had to change it

>>12722403
When Curiosity landed we got some very low-res images of the surface within the first 5 minutes of landing as a confirmation.

I don't care if you work at JPL if you wear two masks you're dumb as bricks

>>12722403
Pictures tomorrow thanks to DSN upgrades.

>>12722403
8kbps bandwidth. Do the math.

reminder that your tax dollars were used on those peanuts

WAIT A MINUTE!
HOUSTON ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
IT'S GONNA CRASH INTO THE LANDER!
WE ARE RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION!
>Fuck oldspace, fuck ULA and fuck NASA
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>12722406
there's only one race, the rest are just animals

>>12722309
>>12722293
>>12722276
>>12722213
>>12722150
>>12722174
>>12722132
>>12722131
>>12722074
>>12722059
>>12722035
>>12721906
>>12721876
>t. china

>WHAT is Mar's favorite color?

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT ANON!
IS THERE LIFE ON MARS?

>>12722402
>he doesn't have tests run on every merge
what kind of back alley company you work for

>The fucking masks to appease the lefties

>>12722408
HYPE

>>12722427
*it ain't me echoes in the distance*

I don't recall any pajeets from the curiosity landing team.... doesn't bode well for perseverance.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEY

>>12722435
goodbye my friend

>>12722402
Yes I do that's why I made that post faggot. You test if everything is ok with the branch first THEN you merge into main.

SEPARATION CONFIRMED

HEARTBEAT CONFIRMED

IT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING

SOLAR PANELS JETTISON

ID'S HABBEIDG

>>12722431
China deserves it at this point.

Is this live?

Kino

>>12722445
>double mask
TRUST THE SCIENCE

>>12722366
yes, it will reentry and just crash near to the Jezero crater. (I estimate in a 100km radius)

This is the view around 3 minutes ago.Poorly painted red arrow is Perse's landing site.

>>12722418
one's the actual medical mask, the other is a shitty piece of cloth with the logos and shit

>>12722433
NINE MINUTES FROM ENTRY INTERFACE BOYOS

>>12722435
Probably a few extremophiles that survived the trip from Earth on one probe or another, yeah

I wonder how they architect their whole software stack on the rover. God forbid some intern fucked up the node_modules folder or some shit.

NO SPIN

HAPPENING

I made a (I hope) proper thread

>>12722348

>>12722348

>>12722348

>>12722438
I run extensive testing and don't put shit on the main branch until it's done. Can't say the same for most of the people I've worked with.

>>12722462
no the entire thing is staged (not being ironic)

>>12722442
it would offend me less if they didn't start off maskless and then decide to put them on once reddit started screeching

"Crash it."

Good luck Perseverance!

>>12722422
Marslink when?

Why ds Missiom control look so soulless, why the fuck does it need blue light bars? Also >polo-shirts really nasa?

>>12722462
live simulation

>>12722484
"show zen niggers on stream then make it skip on ze atmosphere"

>>12722488
Comfort

>>12722484
BOOOG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Praise Jack Parsons

>>12722406
Disgusting anti-semitism

>>12722442
They're in an enclosed building hillbilly and we can't afford losing any old nasa boomers

>>12722482
Fucking circus.

>>12722478
fuck off

>>12722464
Did they send another probe just to record this one landing?

>>12722304

I can't watch these super excited females...

I'm pretty sure I saw this episode a few years ago on the big bang theory im such a nerd lol

>>12722514
No this is a live feed from Hubble

>>12722507

>>12722513
no

>>12722478
Fuck off

7 minutes of terror
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

>>12722530
>You WILL wear the mask.

>>12722507
Wouldn't be an issue if you lost some fat, fatso.

>>12722488
that LED bar just looks retarded, and these faggots can't be bothered to put on a fucking dress shirt?

lets go so close

>>12722530
rent free

Report in lads.
/fit/ here

"Everything is fine"- She said with a worried voice.

you will land the rover
you will live on mars
you will eat dust
you will be happy

So this is when my roommate (full grown man) decides slamming doors and cursing everything to himself. I don't know why, don't care. Just turn up the headphones while to storm crashes around.

Fucking hate people.

>>12722586
One can only hope

No sticky = no landing

>eyes.nasa.gov keeps crashing every time I open it

>>12722562
>ywn wear the white vest

>>12722586
based mobilefag

>>12722308
yeah still ridin dirty up there

>>12722569
Fat

Remember the famous mohawk guy from the Curiosity landing? this is him now....

mission control are bricking it lmao

>>12722570
/out/ here

>>12722570
/k/ here

>
>>12722570
/Pol/ Here
Reminder that Trumps the one who passed the bills to make this happen.

>>12722622
>>12722619
leave

nerve racking

>>12722611
fuck off poltard

Thank fuck. We're lucky to have pajeeta to tell us obvious shit.

>>12722586
Thanks you anon. That means a lot <3

>>12722570
/hlg/ representing /jp/ here.

>>12722586
Farmer in the sky>Earthworm wage slave

>>12722634
kill yourself, we don't take kindly to nig lovers over at /sfg/

>>12722570
/g/ here
godspeed sciencelads

>>12722616
Damn I miss backpacking. Ive got to get out there for a few weeks this year

why cant be upload speeds be higher from mars? live video never ever?

>>12722562
>Intentionally making the dress code as uptight and uncomfortable as possible just to appease some retard boomers and zoomers LARPing as boomers outside of the company
?

>>12722622
>P

>>12722630
You will never be a woman

here we go frens

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO

why does the science lady have a crosshair on her forehead?

>>12722611
No but I remember shirt guy

With the time lag the rover is either on the ground or in a million pieces now. We just sit and hope for success.

>the rover might actually be dead RIGHT NOW

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>>12722675
Light speed you retard.

>>12722570
/tg/ here

>Entry

>>12722673
By all means do anon, it's great

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12722570
/an/ reporting in

>>12722310
It's both you retard

>>12722652
Don't you have your own board now?