/sci/ - Science & Math

wow you are so hardcore lol wish i had balls like that fukken teachers amirite??

I think you were after /b/ or possibly /v/.

>>1270458
you like coaches? middle school coaches?

>>1270471
fuck no dude you fucken showed his ass hell yah

Was 10th grade
World History class
Teacher (1st year on the job) said Hinduism is a polytheistic religion. I argued it can be seen as monotheistic too

Also made a kid cry in that class by holding fast to my position that the death penalty is never legitimized.

>>1270485
>make someone cry by advocating a less violent position than them

Must have a hell of an arguing style

>>1270436

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>>1270497
> implying right wingers aren't a bunch of crybabies
Man all you have to do is suggest we raise taxes to, I dunno, pay for a fucking war and they start bawling.

>>1270497
His cousin was murdered or something

>10th Grade History
>Teacher claims we held enough nuclear weapons to vaporize the universe
I coughed really loudly, but that was about it.

>>1270503
>>1270485
I thought right wing supported wars in the patriotic sense?

>>1270503
I have to say I've never seen a conservative brought to tears over politics. Liberals...yes.

>>1270533

>>1270532
I (>>1270485) said nothing about rightwingers

>>1270548
Beck's an IRL troll

>Browsing /v/ and /sci/ on different tabs
>Read OP
>''Wait... this isn't /v/?

>>1270485
oh, you were *that* kid

11th grade geo teacher.

claimed tv was turning off because of brownouts in the area.

she was the only one not to see my palm pilot...

>the class' collective reaction

>>1270563
Better than most of the shit on /sci/ at the moment.

These fucking faces creep me out

>>1270563
>implying you can expect a legitimate science discussion on a site filled with weeaboos and pedos

>>1270563
Welcome to summer 4chan.

>>1270569
the thumbnail looks like a hairy penis.

>>1270563
Hell, it's better than the ath. v. th. threads

>>1270581
what's wrong with only 4channing during the summer I have school

vapid kkkunt christfag thinks god is real. i tell her she's fucktarted and mad of fail. lol.. was totally epic for the win

>>1270523
Maybe he was saying we had a shit ton of nukes? I don't think he was being literal.

>>1270597
>>1270597
...yet she's still a christfag and you look like an asshole.

>>1270593
herp

>>1270603
you mad bra?

>>1270613
>aint-even-mad.jpg

Went to a private high school.

They showed a film proving the Earth was less then 10,000 years old. The proof: if it's wasn't the Sun would have run out of fuel. Yes, it assumed the Sun burns from fossil fuels. I just /facepalmed my way through those classes.

>Religion class
>Teacher argued that all other gods, like the greek gods were made by the christian god.
>Followed by stating that evolution was wrong for that reason.
>I just walked out of class.
>Actually, I wished I had done that, but I don't nearly have the balls.

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>>1270624
>parents paid money for you to be taught lies

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>>1270657
cool dude

>>1270648
>parents paid money so I didn't go to school with niggers.

>>1270689
>went to school with niggers and was in totally separate classes with better teachers, but still got to be entertained by their antics during breaks

>History in 7. grade. Teacher argues Jesus existed.
>While /facepalming I asked for evidence, since even the bible is contradicting.
>Came one week later with "those scrolls" saying something like: "Jesus shall die".
>Telling him Jesus was a common name, finding it on a executioner scroll was common.
>Get highest grade at exam.

>>1270737
>>1270737
>THAT guy

>>1270737
>hardcore atheist debates every christian at school
>christfag asks him the last time he got laid
>pokerface.jpg

>>1270766
>implying the world as we know it would function without "us".

>>1270737
>implying jesus couldn't have possibly been a real, normal human being.

>>1270737
There's actually quite a lot of evidence for a historical Jesus. It's pretty much the accepted positions amongst scholars.

Don't fight ignorance with ignorance.

>>1270777
>implying "Jesus" was a real name many hundreds of years before modern Spanish (originators of Jesus as a name) was created

>>1270777
>implying no evidence, what so ever, is accepted evidence for a possible existence.
>>1270779
>implying it exists, but is too much of a hassle to link.

>>1270785
>implying this whole god damn thread is a trollfest

>>1270799
>implying i implied that it was true and not just a possibility.

>>1270785
>thinks Jesus is a Spanish name.

>>1270808
Hurr Durr wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

>>1270810
>implying you didn't use religious, irrational logic to make that statement.

>>1270823
>implying Wikipedia is a citable source

10th grade history

newbie teacher was teaching us, pronounced heirarchy as "hi-ar-key"

and the entire class bullied the fuck out of her saying its pronoucned "hi-ar-chi"

then she cried

>>1270822
ok, i'm done implying. never said he was son of god, nor that his name was even jesus, or that he could do miracles and shit. all i said was maybe there was a person in the past who espoused the same ideas as the jesus in the bible, and maybe some, if not most of the things in the bible are wrong about his life. you can't just dismiss all things in the bible as false, beyond the silly things like talking fiery bushes and such. the old testament is chock full of historical tidbits.

>>1270835
>implying it isn't

>>1270841
don't see what's wrong with hi-arch-ey...that's the way I've heard it pronounced.

>>1270823
Proving no evidence, of anykind, for Jesus' existence.
Christians status is so fucking told.

>>1270848

i know. but one person argued so, and we all hated her, so one by one we all joined in bullying her for what was right

>>1270846
>implying it is

>>1270845
Because the "Jesus" story was sourced back a couple of thousand years BC makes it "probably" possible for Jesus to actually exist? Learn to logic.

>>1270855
Been there as the lonely person all my life -.-'

Wow OP is a huge pussy.

>>1270866
Check notes, references, etc...

>was in french immersion
>read a book about people and there hard lives in liban
>guy comes into school to talk to us
>i raise my hand
>ask "if youve seen all these problems cause by religion, how can you still say religion isnt a bad thing"
>says he cant anwser it
>most nerve racking moment of my life

>In elementary school 4th grade
>My friend asks be if an infinitesimal subset of oscro theory is compatible with the trisenalpythos theory of geological consistency,
>Laugh in his face for thinking any subset of linear oscro theory can be compatible with an entirely contradictory theory of the same field of geology,
>tell the entire class about it
>everyone laughs and points at him
>i am a dick friend

>>1270880
nah wikipedia's fairly reliable unless you get the HURR DURR WIKIRAEP article before it's been reverted.