/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12695252
Without a little bit of enjoyment for the poo operator, Grug would have been so disenamored with the act of displeasant shitting and neglected his defecatory duties. The cavemen that didn't wield prostate pleasure potentials died of destroyed duodenums. Imagine wiping with a leaf in 3° weather... You'd procrastinate unless enjoyable

>>12695252
It's just mental illness. If young man can not experience heterosexual intercourse at certain age, unsatisfied sexuality will drive him to sinful experiments with his own body.

>>12695252
an evolutionary adaptation.
strong males would attempt mating with weak males thinking they were females.
The ones who did not orgasm angered the alpha male who then killed the weak male. the ones who orgasmd led the male to believe it was indeed a female.

>>12695252
it's actually intelligent design at work

>>12695252
to make pooping less painful

>>12695259
What about women?

>>12695252
I've put my finger up my butt and I felt nothing. I put my peepee in vagoo and that does feel good. You are just gay.

>>12695259
yea but u could have an entirely different organ to give you a dopamine rush from pooping, u dont necessarily have to assign the prostate for that

>>12695445
thanks for letting my bf have an option to give me pleasure

>>12695557
you didnt poke around enough
its a weird feeling and im not really sure id call it good, its just sort of a consolation prize for having a finger up your butt

Becouse its the pump for semen fluids you retard. And the pleasure should go from penis to it, not from anal, you faggot.

Also, when I got prostate inflammation at oudoors -40 'C (thats also -40 fahrenheit, believe it or not!), one finger from an urologist caused severe pain

>>12695730
congratulations, that means you're straight

>>12695735
that's not how it works
You could have a girl peg you and still be straight

>>12695730
>you didnt poke around enough
Sounds like some gay shit to me.
>>12695761
>You could have a girl peg you and still be straight
Wrong. If a girl pegs you, you are gay.

>>12695764
>Wrong. If a girl pegs you, you are gay.
False, being gay means being attracted to the same sex, not sticking things in your ass. A girl sticking something in your ass or you doing it yourself isn't necessarily gay.

>>12695252
Go back far enough in evolutionary history and it's all one hole. So, it's not an issue of there being some selection pressure to cause the tissues that developed into prostates to become sensitive to stimulation, it's an issue of there being no evolutionary pressure to remove the sensitivity that already existed in more primordial genital/excretory tissues.

>>12695252
I tried prostate stimulation and anal masturbation a couple times
It has gotten me to cum a lot but honestly I found it very uncomfortable not pleasurable at all
It just made me want to cum really badly and after cumming my balls and anus felt tingly and weird which felt bad

>>12695766
this having your ass fingered while some slut blows you is top tier fun

>>12695766
>being gay means being attracted to the same sex
Most gay people for most of history were in the closet. Gay men in the closet ask their wives to peg them. If you get pegged, it means you are gay. Not because it fits the definition but because there is no way a straight man would like to get fucked in the ass by a woman when he could just fuck her instead. If no straight man would get pegged, that means that only gay men get pegged.

This is basic mathematics. Ever done a proof by contradiction?

>>12695259
what a beautifully crafted response

>>12695720
Oh, whoops. Yeah, you're right.
Let me call the CEO of evolution to let him know. He should fix that.

>>12695252
Some people get pleasure out of literally cutting themselves, depriving themselves of oxygen, and from other methods of mutilating themselves. There's no evolutionary reason for it aside from mental defects. Just because some moronic faggots think it's pleasurable to give themselves anal fissures doesn't mean it was a trait evolutionarily selected for. All the faggots in this thread need to realize that having anything inserted in your ass is highly feminine, and thereby faggy. Why is it feminine? Because females literally have holes to penetrate.

>>12695766
Then the only reason you're not gay is because uncle didn't rape you as a kid

>>12695786
While only possible due to modern science, it's not even gay to be attracted to a passable trap. Even though a passable trap who is attracted to men is gay. It is also gay to be attracted to an FTM. Even if our rational brains kick in and say, "I can't make a baby with someone who's dick is bigger than mine" It doesn't change that the sexual signals our lizard brains receive in aggregate can easily outweigh the contribution of the genitals alone.
I for one, have only been fucked in the ass by a strapon, a few times, I've fucked 20x more ass and 100x more pussy. I haven't even met a passable trap IRL outside of Thailand, where there were even cuter girls in abundance to choose from. But I enjoyed the experience because I'm not hung up about pleasure. I have no desire to be fucked in the ass by man. I honestly think a much better metric for gayness would be whether one would suck a dick, than receive pleasure through anal stimulation. Cause I love eating pussy, but the idea of sucking a dick does absolutely nothing for me.

>>12695266
While I would agree that it's more common for one's sexuality to be bound to the symptom's of one's mental illness, religion is a close second.

>>12695266
That makes no sense

>>12695731
>-40 fahrenheit
Jesus fuck man do you live in Antarctica or something? That's like a record-tier low I imagine.

>>12695881
Your brain on rel*gion

>>12695720
BRB, dopamine rushing myself in public while extolling the virtues of how high fibre diets can promote social cohesion and cultural diversity through public street shitting discourse.

>Let the council of cogitation convene!

>>12695902
Your brain on multiplexing regions with isolated inferential impressions left by future-virgins? I have only known religion to be a practice by a group of individuals who identify as a collective that has identified how to optimally share daylight hours with other groups regardless of their labels or practices.

>>12695866
Just come out the closet.

>>12695252
What is this other thing behind the prostate?

>>12695966
Then coming out of the closet for me would mean saying that I've been fucked fucked with a strapon a few times, but I love girls though I might be open to fucking a trap if sufficiently hot, and possibly letting them fuck me because it feels good, but not sucking their dick and I wouldn't want a relationship with them because I ultimately want a kid or two and I don't think my mom really cares enough about my sex life to want to hear about that when I occasionally see her for dinner.

>>12696029
BASED
>>12695966
CRINGE

>>12696012
Seminal vesicle.

To strain our band structure.

>>12695293
This is almost true. I think what happened was the men who climaxed from getting butt fucked became the alpha's bitch and thus lived. The men who did not climax an hero'd due to embarrassment or was ostracized due to being dominated like a bitch.

>>12696178
So an alpha male is something that is forced via evolutionary pressure to always be smashing a thing until they can see it quivering from sheer reverb?

The mods really have to lift the IP rangebanning so shitpost threads like this one can be reported by everyone.
Why are mods so fucking useless and lazy?

>>12695252
to make gay sex enjoyable to promote social bonds between men,

>>12695252
When you have pee or poop filling your bladder, it exerts pressure on your prostate. It has been demonstrated that when sexual activity is commenced while your bladder remains filled, your semen gains impregnating potential, due to the extra fluids being converted into additional semen.
Thus, a pressure was created in the form of pleasure in the prostate, where males who had coitus/preferred coitus with full bladders, increasing their contribution to the next generation with the additional pregnancies, and allowing their genetics to form a larger percentage of the population as the population stabilized at the maximum potential of the biome.

Homosexuals should be executed on the spot. Enough said.

>>12696482
I wouldn't want to have a poop-filled bladder, that doesn't sound good

>>12696432
That is easier achieved by literally any synchronized activity of effort, like drinking water because you believe in hydration. Sexual pleasure just promotes bonds regardless of orientation or gender.

>>12696486
Which spot should they report to and why are you waiting at that spot for them in the first place?

>>12696500
Agreed.

>>12696500
>>12696532
Prudes.

>>12696534
imagine the resulting UTI

>>12696482
Is anyone else not satisified with videos of girls attempting to swallow streams of piss from cocks rather than sucking and swallowing piss directly from cocks, and the frustration in distinguishing between these two acts on porn sites? Seems like an evolutionary imperative to me.

say NO to buttpiracy
say YES to rascally stakeburnings

>>12696540
To be honest, I haven't injected shit into my cock or anything, and more traditional scat smearing and coprophilia doesn't really do anything for me either, but one of my biggest kinks involves literally fucking the shit out of a girls asshole, so I'm familiar with the poop noodle. Really just gotta drink lots of water so you have enough piss to clean it out. I've never had a UTI.

>>12696561
>the poop noodle
please tell me that doesn't means a "noodle" of poop that gets lodged in your urethra during anal sex

>>12696569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xc_BJxdDgg
There's even a song about it.

>>12696578
god thats so disgusting
why not just wear a condom?

>>12696583
Beyond all the other reasons they suck, how am I supposed to feel shit on my dick if I'm wearing a condom?

>>12695550
Prostate orgasm does not exist, you are just stimulating the root of the penis
In woman the vagina is more "spread out" on the ass cavity so they get pleasure anyway, i even think more than men
in fact they often get orgams while pooping i.e. poophoria.

>>12696611
I've heard of this, butt for some reason, none of the women who have admitted to such on reddit have accepted my marriage proposal.

>>12695900
Gets that cold every year in northen alaska, finland, russia, etc

reminder this is a coordinated shill
same thread exists on /b/ /r9k/ and /pol/ simultaneously (with diff pics though)

>>12696624
In the end, isn't it just better to not live there and to jerk off to all the fires you can possibly start to contribute to global warming?

>>12696545
I feel you fellow watersports-bro. Sadly piss drinking is a little too specific of content to narrow further on most sites.

>>12695252
It's not the purpose per se. Take your homosexual fantasies somewhere else.

>>12696635
Why don't you shove all the notions of teleology in the universe into your asshole until you cum?

>>12696633
My friend, the issue is relying on humans for descriptions, as every day they will tell you that Piper Perri is squirting hard taking a fat BBC balls deep in her ass, even if she's just looking uncomfortable while a nerdy white guy is hesitantly wiggling his index finger two knuckles deep. We need an AI revolution. Not for the progress it will provide towards the technological advancement of humanity, but for it's capacity to distinguish between the objects that are unceremoniously shoved into Piper Perri's asshole. Not so that we will retain hope that she enjoys fat cock in her ass, but to accept that she only tolerates things in her ass for immediate financial reward.

>>12695252
(1) Most guys do not enjoy things in thier ass, don’t get memed by /gif/
(1a) if it takes you 20 tries and you masterbate normalizing the first 30 times, you just created a pavlovian response
(2) for the ones that do it’s just an accident of nerve wiring sharing, if you hurt them, like the prostatic fascial shell to interrupt the post-ganglionic parasympathetic fibers, you get no erections.

>>12696658
Anyone can cum with enough electricity in their asshole.

>>12696578
God why did they use that track sample....I love that song ;-;

>>12696663
That just Imyies you are applying enough to get other nerves
>>12696611
> you are just stimulating the root of the penis
This

>>12696589
what the fuck

>>12696694
Ungh, having people freak out when I tell them about my kinks is another thing that gets me off.

>>12696679
Poop Noodle is the original, all others are imitations.

>>12696546
What is butt piracy? How does one pirate a posterior?

>>12696663
Spoken like a true engineer.

>>12696710
So people rejecting your kinks is a kink? Must be extremely easy to satisfy you then.

>>12696727
It's not as good as people accepting them, but when you like shit on your dick, you gotta make do, or make doo doo, on your dick.

>>12696739
Since when was anal really about shit on your dick and not simply enforcing a healthy diet through regular rectal examinations coupled with an orgasm via penile penetration? Poo poo on your peepee signals unhealthiness in the relationship, whereas a successful buttfucking symbolizes harmony and tranquillity, so the Buddha says.

>t.buttslut buddha

>>12695252
guys help I can only orgasm if I'm putting pressure on my prostate. (I don't stick a finger in my ass, I just put pressure on my taint if that makes sense)

>>12696765
I know what you mean
When I’m about to cum it helps if I bend my pelvis a certain way against whatever I’m laying, along with straining the muscles in my legs a particular way

Don’t know why it works but it does

>>12696756
If you really want to get into my weirdness, to the extent that I can understand it: It starts with needing to fuck an asshole so much that worrying about things getting dirty isn't even a consideration(accepting anything about the person I am with). However, since IRL, it is almost always considered, in turn, it becomes so much about seeking the state where it doesn't matter, that it's reflected in the pursuit of a state where it happens anyways.

>>12696782
Interesting. I just enjoy those that submit themselves to me and the myriad forms and approaches it can take. Essentially I enjoy being with people who have needs and them submitting to me as being the alpha feeder of that need. It being a cock in their ass or my cum or whatever is just the physical manifestation of their bond and deciding on me. Seeking me out to feed their need and having creative and/or intelligent narratives in order to ritualized or routinely need my active interest and attention to do so also plays a large part.

Please expatiate further if able, I am intruiged.

>>12696765
there's a blood vessel that runs there
if you pinch it, blood flows in da pp faster than it flows out
but bike riders pinch it too much on their seats and become impotent

>>12695252
why do you see evolution as an intelligent designer?

>>12695259
well fucking argued

>>12696802
Well, I only like taking cock if it's attached to a hot asian girl under 5 feet tall. Also, I like my shemales castrated(nyuhafu, as it were) and with with a dick that's smaller than mine, so they can call me daddy, but not that much smaller, because I'm not about to raise a bitch(unless I had a son with a hot asian woman under 5 feet tall who was castrated while very young and given female hormones to be my shemale sex slave, which would be cool, cause then I could scream, "No! please don't ruin my campaign for state senator" as a little boi with with big tits fists my asshole while I fuck the shit out of xir's ass in a position that I'm sure exists but isn't properly tagged on porn sites. )

>>12695259
I'm convinced. Homosexual behavior is just a side-effect of this, like seals raping penguins.

>>12696844
Now there is some serious fetish complexity. Is it a sort of language or narrative validation practice you use in order to perform optimally in other efforts you partake in outside of the sexual sphere?

>>12696850
Believe me babe, I don't perform optimally in any sphere, but I can still make you beg to make it stop.

>>12696856
Both why and how is that response something those external to you can interpret? I is confused.

>>12696862
I cum here for my own amusement.

>>12696862
Also, I just ate 3 lbs of mandarin oranges without realizing it, until I got to the last one, and then I ate it anyway.

>>12695720
That's how evolution works.
It uses already existing structures.

>>12696411
Kys r*dditor, this thread is real science. Nobody wants you here.

where else can it be???

Why isn't it a standard procedure to remove the prostate gland when cancer is detected?

>>12697439
Because it would sterilise, and humans without children are worthless.

>>12697439
TURP

>>12695456
underrated

>>12695720
Evolution favors adapting pre-existing structures rather than developing new ones.

>>12695766
Imagine being so closeted that sex between a man and a women is gay. If it’s man on man, it’s gay, women and man, straight. If gay men use pocket pussies on each other, or even if a man has a pussy hypothetically, it’s still gay. If a women looses her vagina and jerks you off it’s still straight. Male on male is gay that’s it.

>>12697439
prevent aids