/sci/ - Science & Math

So what you are saying is I should eat my cum?

>>12693218
>Melatonin
WTF should I eat my semen because I can't sleep

>>12693218
Probably.
The language is trying to make it sound like it's a bad thing.

>>12693276
But first, you should inject yourself with melanotan II, to make you more horny, so that you'll cum more, so that you can eat more cum, so you can get more melatonin, so you can sleep better.

>>12693283
https://youtu.be/58ZjxPlUxpM
>Prime the fuel injector with turbo

>>12693294
That was a thing of beauty anon. Thank you for sharing.

>>12693218
Holy fucking asshole shit what kind of reject took the time to write pages of that pseudo bullshit semen paper jesus christ psychologists and therapists must be in short supply

>>12693317
Always here to help! Just don't go stealing OP's winning formula!
>Everyone that swallows my cum from this moment henceforth shall be known as an OP! Orgasm Provider! Hail! Hail! Hail OP!

>>12693362
In short supply of semen, obviously.

So uh...let’s say this works...can I jerk off and rub my hands with my cum when meeting with a girl? They’ll be dried of course. Or maybe I can put them on my wrists or on my neck. I just want a gril to be magnetized to me...

>>12693268
Seriously feels great but cum breath is embarrassing. Also like if it makes you gay you aren’t allowed to complain. But it probably won’t make you more gay than any other drug.

>>12693218
>common-sense perceptions about the danger of men
Well it’s just common sense Jenny, look at them, they are full of cum.

>>12693382
And they won't even share it!
>Those ungrateful fucks didn't even invite me to the party!

>>12693377
After meditating on this post I feel it only ideal that from now on I inquire and reject handshakes with males who have not jerked off recently so I can optimize good social conduct through mass sedation of the female population via skin-contact insemination.

But will this work on my bussy?

>>12693218
100% written by a childhood rape victim and lesbian.

>>12693218
>ITT: cum guzzlers foaming at the mouth

Im going to nofap and then cum into woman after month. I will test it IRL

>>12693377
Well, you want her to be attracted to your dick, so just cum in your pants until you can smell it.

>>12693492
Don't you ultimately want it to work on your prostate and your boi-pucci is just the convenient delivery channel? No worries though, I gotchu famalam!

I would recommend the traditional hunter-trapped method of basting or dousing your lure (in this case the lure is your prostate) in as much of your own semen as possible before going out for a walk around the block. Depending on the saturation density of your baited lure you may be able to expect anything from a few coy wolf whistles from weak-willed fags too scared to do anything to having your asshole torn apart and feasted on like lion's do a fresh gazelle kill by chad-fags overcome by raw instinctual homolust whose impulses drive them into an uncontrollable frenzy.

>Some assembly required
>Your results may vary. Wildly. This is semen we're talking about after all. Seriously powerful stuff, according to my children anyway.

>>12693362
Found the f*moid. You need to swallow more.

>>12693218
evolution is beautiful, bitchez

>>12693268
According to Ior Bock, yes

>>12693555
No I want a relationship

>women literally get drunk off my cum
based

>>12693362
It was written by a feminist extremist woman who hates men, and argues that men use semen to mind control women.

>wordpress
post a real source

>>12694761
that's why im asking /sci/

>>12694698
>men use semen to mind control women.

I've also heard it claimed the vagina has similar chemicals that absorb through the skin of the penis to mind control men.

Based on observing behavior of either sex, these hypotheses seem valid.

bump

>>12693218
That explains why Thor was jacking off and sucking off his enemies, amazing.

This thread is of no scientific value, but I'll still keep eating my semen

Not too surprising. It's been known for a while that there's a correlation between women who only have sex with men using condoms and suffering from depression. They weren't sure if this was due to a chemical issue or some other behavioral tendency more common to those who use condoms than to those who do not.

>>12695358
Do you always listen to the fantasies of men in little hats?

>>12695362
Not the whole amount! Only enough so that your mouth has registered that at least a minima of semen has entered your oral cavity is sufficient. Like a vaccination amount, so to speak. Fresh samples only though! And only once-a-day for intake, otherwise all the self-signals your body is feeding into yourself will full-blown faggify your entire existence!

The primary load amount should always go to your nearest semen demon, cum dumpster, or succubus.

Can someone with knowledge of biology/chemistry/medicine confirm any of this though?

>>12693218
>potential pathogens
Not really. But the rest is mostly true.

>females literally become addicted to dick
based

>>12695682
Partly correct.
But there is no evidence for semen killing females.
>Pre-human ancestral females evolving not to signal estrus was good news for females
This is also mostly wrong. Ovulation isn’t really cryptic to men. In almost every healthy female most men will notice it in her behavior.
>pathogens
This is also mostly wrong. The allegedly pathogenic germs are already there, if you think about neisseria gonorrhoeae. It can be cultivated out of many females and even a reasonable number of men, where it’s harder due to less fluid being around. But realistically speaking it’s also there. And next to nobody is actually showing any symptoms.

>>12695748
>But there is no evidence for semen killing females.
Coroner's report: I've seen some shit

>>12695777
>Dudes cum so much they LITERALLY kill a woman
Based.

>>12695369
>banana cream pie
Holy shit that sounds delicious. Where do I get one in Australia

>>12696120
Ask your mom. She knows all about where to get the cream pies'.

>>12696440
This Ouija session is getting weird. Why is my slutty dead mother sending us so many messages?

.

Explains pic related. Nature had a balance all along.

>>12698075
>100 mL
lmao wut

>>12693218
no

>>12695091
See I think it’s more that sex is a huge endorphin rush and physically taxing, so of course people feel good, or tired, and euphoric. Bc you just exercised and had a huge dopamine rush from coming.

>>12698392
Exercise is not nearly as addictive nor does it influence your thinking to the same depth.

See >>12698075

>>12698075
Wait so who's mind controlling who?

>>12699276
it's a circle of life

>>12693218
>baby parasite

>>12693268
I already do because when I get too horny, I make cringy decisions

>>12693218
So is semen a superfood?

>>12693362
>He doesn't know about the extremely exciting developments in the field of cummology