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12634849 No.12634849 [Reply] [Original]

What the F*CK are these niggas?

>> No.12634861

>>12634849
plantimals

>> No.12634932

Orks

>> No.12634962

>>/an/
To answer your question: they're amusing men

>> No.12634963

>>12634849
fun guy

>> No.12634969

future us's

>> No.12634984

both the smooth skinned cuck and the cellulose fag fear the CHITIN CHAD

>> No.12635656

>>12634849
STONKS
Buy SHRMF, MinMed etc.

>> No.12636354

>>12634849
Literally animals that went the plant way.

>> No.12636362
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12636362

>>12634849
our distant relatives who decided that eating shit and rotting food was cooler than achieving sentience.

>> No.12636366

>>12636362
is that a whale with downs?

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12636404

>>12636366
That whales with "downs" is smarter than you're pathetic faggot ass could ever dream of becoming.
WITH A NEO CORTEX 2.5 TIMES BIGGER THAN A HUMAN
9 TIMES AS MANY GLIAL CELLS IN THE NEOCORTEX
3 TIMES AS MANY SYNAPSES THAN HUMANS
THE ENCEPHALIZATION QUOTIENT IS BULLSHIT MONKE COPE.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING SEMENDEMONKINGS. CLICK LCICKL CICKLC ICK LCICK HARDER YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY BACK TO THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>> No.12636453

>hurr durr shrooms are animals
Its literally a fucking glorified plant, its not fucking "alive", dont listen to the brainlets

>> No.12636792

>>12636453
>plants are not alive
More news at 11

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12636864

>>12636453

>> No.12636933

>>12634849
Aliens.
https://www.esa.int/gsp/ACT/doc/ARI/ARI%20Study%20Report/ACT-RPT-HAB-ARI-16-6101-Fungi_structures.pdf

>> No.12638357

>>12636933
schizo

>> No.12638408

>>12638357
Good argument, you should try to get it published.

>> No.12638505

>>12634849
why is it so hard for people to comprehend that these are simply a different organism that cant be categorized in plant or animal.

we separate plant and animal, why so hard to imagine an organism that doesn't fit either? why must everything funnel into plant or animal?

>> No.12638605

>>12634849
Living morphic propagators. Their cellular structure is more tuned for resonance alignment than other chemical processes. When one fungus evolves, all fungi do.

>> No.12639235

>>12634849
Our future
Can't wait til we evolve in based fungi and just chill whole day

>> No.12640954

>>12639235
calm down, Mario

>> No.12641885

>>12634849
DUDE SHROOMS LMAO

>> No.12641992

>>12636404
god i wish i were a whale

>> No.12642869

>>12634849

The reason you are alive right now

>> No.12644721

eat 10 dried caps of the top left and you'll find out