/sci/ - Science & Math

Who let the coomer get out of his natural habitat?

Based and boobapilled

I wish I was married to a nice pretty, smart sweetheart

I love how the ugly fucking mods delete all threads but this. Disgusting

>>12625194
Me :)

>>12625205
I am. She's everything she's cracked up to be and more. I had to ignore lots of thots in the meantime, however. The wait was worth it.

Marriageable women are not like unicorns, because unicorns don't exist, whereas marriageable women do exist. Marriageable women are more like snow leopards: even if you manage to glimpse one in the wild, odds are it's already captured and squirreled away in someone else's zoo. The point is, don't go looking for a snow leopard, but be ready to turn on the full charm and put your best foot forward if you find one and you want to try to catch it.

>>12625187
lol thanks
Please post in /vr/ and tell them the original name for the Sega Master System was actually just the "SEGA System".
They get really mad, even though it's a very true fact.

>>12625244
Based jannies

>>12625244
the people who moderate 4chan are autogynephiliacs

>>12625187
holy milkers booba

Bumping this gem

>>12625194
>get out of his natural habitat
But anon, 4chan IS his natural habitat.

>>12625596
Gem has been bumped
Jannies have been called

Posting in ebin thread

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>>12625187
Best thread on /sci/ right now tbqh

that's a fucking cartoon you loser manchild

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>>12625187
exquisite
prostate pressure at 105% and rising

needs more ASS

>>12625187
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

>>12626510
ass = primitive hominids and mutts

milk

>>12625187
That is a very cute cow, not gonna lie

>>12626514
mmmm thirsty

>>12625270
are you the anon who makes that same /vr/ thread everyday?

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>>12626547
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/i6gk4lW1hPo
https://youtu.be/XKBfmjoDNtw
https://youtu.be/QedqWdZPncc
https://youtu.be/jSvb9i5aqKE
https://youtu.be/NUTXkDFvOOE
https://youtu.be/PVrjozFHCr4
https://www.webmd.com/sex/porn-addiction-possible
https://easypeasymethod.org/
https://yourbrainonporn.com/
https://nofap.com

>>12626565
thankfully I'm not into porn. I only read/watch yuri hentai.

>>12626569
>watching
>yuri
extremely shit taste

>>12626581
I put my folder into a slideshow and watch it