/sci/ - Science & Math

Reminder.

Is Gene Therapy gonna save us from all diseases?

>>12604747
>nothing edition
>what premeds know about medicine edition

>>12604762
that time will never come, there will always be mistakes so there will always be diseases.

>>12604762
No, nothing will grow your neurons and certain other cells back.

>>12604761
never understood the fixation on premeds when this thread is 90% euros

>>12604747
1st year medical student who started in Sept last year, haven't gotten to know any of my classmates besides like 5 people I came across during labs, since everything is online except the labs.

How do I recover from this?

>>12604804
Well maybe we should call them pre-clinicals? You know the first two years when you don't actually do or learn anything useful except cell biology.

>>12604805
You don't. Welcome to the life of meaningless people without any connection to others.

I'm interested in Genetics and gene editing.
I was thinking about going microbio route or something to do with phrama.
What would you recommend would be the best gateway for it? I'm in the military so i'll be knocking out classes slowly but won't be getting that much hands on experience

>>12604805
literally just bee yourself, talk to people, go to events and try to organize shit with others

>>12604811
Fuck, that's bleak. I was expecting to start medicine with a bit of a change, being more extroverted etc.

>>12604821
No in-person events so far, there's some online events but it's nearly impossible for me to form something of a friendship through a Zoom meeting.

Guess it's gonna be next year for me, hopefully

>>12604805
kill the chinks

When will medical science thrive? When will most common diseases be treatable?

>>12604747
>tfw looking at peripheral blood smear
>looks like OP's pic
>what to do

>>12604805
You don't. Foh with that normie shit.

>>12604805
>>12604845
Use this solitary time to work on yourself. Develop some skills, meditate, study, lift. When things open up, you'll be happier.
And all the frens you make in preclinical mostly go away when clinical years start. Frens you make during rotations stay for life.

>>12604933
Bitch slap the phlebotomist for giving you an aspermic sample of semen instead of blood.

>>12604933
clean the coom from your lenses

>>12604960
Thanks anon, will do. You're right, I should make the most of the time I have by myself and focus more on myself.

I was eating and randomly had to sneeze so i tried to sneeze through my nose with my mouth closed but the sneeze didnt go through my nose and popped my left ear

That was yesterday and my left ear still kind of feels different

>>12604974
Best of luck anon. Study hard.

>>12604747
hey retards.
fuck you.
sincerely, the rest of literally everything ever.
imagine being you.
>ego bound and fucks everything with their hooker hands.
then claiming intellect of any kind.
>go back to your cattle funnels and infect the rest in your "safe zones"
>fucking tell me to cough in my elbow and then "bump elbows to shake hands"
>touch every surface as the same infected cattle in the crush when you line up for testing and vaccination.
>use masks instead of promoting sanitation..
>initial advice was not to use masks due to "false security sense"
>people didnt take it serious, better make sure theres a visual element to the terrorism as well.
I take a massive amount of pleasure knowing there's no exit plans for you all come the crash. exit to a valueless currency after spending your life grinding out other people's dollars and whinging about being underpaid for killing people through a lack of knowledge and skill.

>couldnt imagine having so few options i actually have to go into med.. let alone convincing myself there's any reasoning to holding an ego the size of a house.

>>12605000
Cool story bro. :)

>>12605005
thanks hero

>>12604986
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-to-relieve-ear-pressure

>>12605008
You're welcome. Just doing my job saving your worthless life. :^D

>>12605016
kek
imagine that.

hey retards.
fuck you.
sincerely, the rest of literally everything ever.
imagine being you.
>ego bound and fucks everything with their hooker hands.
then claiming intellect of any kind.
>go back to your cattle funnels and infect the rest in your "safe zones"
>fucking tell me to cough in my elbow and then "bump elbows to shake hands"
>touch every surface as the same infected cattle in the crush when you line up for testing and vaccination.
>use masks instead of promoting sanitation..
>initial advice was not to use masks due to "false security sense"
>people didnt take it serious, better make sure theres a visual element to the terrorism as well.
I take a massive amount of pleasure knowing there's no exit plans for you all come the crash. exit to a valueless currency after spending your life grinding out other people's dollars and whinging about being underpaid for killing people through a lack of knowledge and skill.

>couldnt imagine having so few options i actually have to go into med.. let alone convincing myself there's any reasoning to holding an ego the size of a house.

>>12605026
Awesome job. You know how to copy and paste. ;)

>>12605016
name one single way you've helped me ever.
now consider my statement about your ego.
yeah, nice one.
how many attempts did you make trying to find a vein?
>glad we have programs for you people..

>>12605028
:) kek. which incidentally is more training than anything you've ever done.
prove me wrong?

>>12605000
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

>>12605011
It doesn't feel like a pressure problem though. It just kind of starts to vaguely hurt from time to time.

>>12605044
Then go see a doc. They'll use an otoscope to check what's going on.

>>12605043
coolstorybrogladyouadressedtheissuesyoucausedglobally
>who do you guys blame after you fuck up? everyone else and the general public right? after following your advice.

btw when you whinge about antibiotics and how we need global controls in the next panic in 2 years guess who told you to think that.. thats correct. i did. hence not listening to you idiots. you do as your fucking told.
as you were faggot, ill page you if i want anything.

>>12604747
What's wrong with premed?

>>12605057
Ignore this chink premed. He's just angry his MCAT was a 490

>>12605066
kek, im amazed they let you drive frankly, i thought you needed to be able to read the street signs or you wouldn't pass..

that's actually fairly insulting, though quite for not for the reasons you think..

>>12605000

>>12605096
yes, im a real chad, unlike all you fools that prescribe me haldol all the time
you are so stupid you call it vitamin h she it isn't even called a vitamin
and just because i tried to rape my sister doesnt make me insane
you all are losers with egos the size of my dick which is giant and my sister wouldve loved

>>12605096
i dont mean to contribute to the terrorisms sir.
im glad you are all a bastion of original thought. its just a shame that you lot share it collectivly.

>>12605116
imagine being this hurt.
see im comfortable and aware of my issues anon..
you're clearly dealing with something unresolved here if thats where your mind went.. are you alright?

HALOPERIDOL AND THORAZINE ALL DAY
ALL DAY
ALL DAY LONG

>>12605123
stop pretending to be me
I bet you dont even masturbate to reversefuta lolis, its so sad you are all making fun of me when all my thoughts are objectively right and youre all npcs jealous of me and wish you could live me life

>>12605125
Based. Love turning psychos into vegetables. Wish we could lobotomize them again. Would do a lot more for scientific research.

>>12605130
nawh anon. this is actually pretty cute. the hole gets deeper. you're literally inventing hallucinations here anon.
>fell for the NPC meme..
>doesnt know..
.. glad you care for the weak and dying fren, it explains a lot as to why the field only ever gets worse..
>bet you say that to all the ladies over 60 anon.

>>12605132
Do they allow patient binding in first world countries?
We have special wrist&ankle bindings to tie delirium schizos to the bed here
It's not legally allowed, but every ICU does this, lest they go on a rampage ripping out their IVs and wrecking the place

>>12605130
>reversefuta
WHAT
DOES
THAT
MEAN

medically speaking, is it alright to spend all your spare cash on banging prostitutes?
assuming you're vaccinated for hepB, of course

>>12605132
is this serious?
is this why im a fucking retard now?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I WAS KILLED BY BETAS BECAUSE OF YOUR FEAR

MY LIFE WAS RUINED AS A JOKE?

>>12605159
yes and it's perfectly legal

Guys I think I'm depressed.

>>12605257
>work out
>really do work out like a man until your thighs, abs, chest, back and arms ache
>drink beers
>fuck thots
>???
>if that didn't help, eat antidepressants

How will Lyme/Bartonella bacterias be killed in the future since antibiotics don't work?

>>12605186
yes, in fact it is. The literature supports it.
the only wasted money was the hepB shot.

>>12605000
didnt read

>>12605325
>The literature supports it
what literature are we talking about?

>>12604928
We already have that numbnuts cancer is automated by the body to happen purposefully.

>>12605360
Wood, R. and Wood, N. et al, 1989. Evaluating The Sexual Potential Of The Mature Female; West Coast Academy Tour. 3rd ed. Oxford: Oxford Publishing, pp.3-15.

>>12605450
Google, pubmed and ncbi aren't giving me anything on that

>>12605501
thats a little strange.. ill find the DOI

bout to see the doctor should i bring up to her that i fapped my dick so hard the past two days that when i put peroxide on it (circumcised) it foamed up? is there any potential complications from raw painful and irritated dick?

>>12605579
also, it's inflamed

>>12605594
my lube was bar soap

>>12604747
>be white male
>10 minutes to do a mock patient interaction
>cover everything with a minute to spare
>get told my colleague and assessor that saying 5 cups of coffee a day is a lot especially for someone with GERD
>all my feedback from assessor is negative and nitpicky
>I'm pissed but can't do anything about it because assessor will "respect muh authority" and will kick me to the professionalism board

>female arab colleague's turn
>no better than I am and can't even finish in time
>only praise from the assessor

My school acknowledged that males get lower grades in paper they published and explained it by shrugging their shoulders and saying "maybe we're biased we'll look into it :)".

give it to me straight, bros. I got the jab, why do I still have to wear a mask? Isn't the purpose of the vaccine to make me immune to the corona-chan-2?

>>12605658
That should read:
>>get told my colleague and assessor that saying 5 cups of coffee a day is a lot especially for someone with GERD *is too judgy

>>12605658
That sucks anon. Are you studying in bongland by any chance?

>>12605718
I am stationed in a colony of bongland.

>>12605658
My wigga, males get lower grades worldwide and on every academic level imaginable. It's not an isolated phenomenon.
Truth is that women are statistically dominant on the pedagogical field, therefore they apply the rules as they see fit and teach the way they learn better. It's a well known fact that makes develop their logic thinking and motor skills slower and later than females; this gives them a huge headstart from kindergarden to middle school.
A lot of males aren't supposed to learn locked in a room for 8 hrs straight, most of them have a better time by practicing and experimenting in vivo rather than sitting through dull minding theory and memorizing.

>>12605765
>that males develop *

>>12605765
It just sucks because I feel like I am being held back just because of random man-hate, even though I know I do better than others.

I'm also older than the average so that weighs me down too. The paper my school published said that being classified as a mature students (defined as 25+) and/or male results in lower grades. I fucking breezed through undergrad and then I come here and it's ruined by girl-autism.

I have a theory why I get lower grades though. It's not because I am dumb or can't learn the material. It's because I don't conform. Another paper they published stated that "conscientiousness and agreeableness" positively correlated with success. So basically jumping all the retarded hoops they throw out to please their egos and not rocking the boat (i.e. being a conformist) correlates with good grades. What traits do women score high on? Agreeableness and conscientiousness.

WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THE MASK AFTER GETTING MY 2ND JAB??????????????????????????????????????

>>12605820
Vaccine isn't perfect. It just has a high chance of preventing infection. You also have to wear the mask to continue to normalize it so that non-jabbed people still wear theirs.

>>12605795
Women are retarded sheep ie lower IQ (5 points, lower SD) and more agreable, they should not be in university.

>>12605835
>You also have to wear the mask to continue to normalize it so that non-jabbed people still wear theirs.

seems to me like it's their problem, my fren.

>>12605835
>vaccine isn't perfect
>high chance of preventing infection
>doesn't make you immune
was I tricked by the jewish mafia to get jabbed? I think I'm going to off myself now bros...it's been a pleasure.

>med school grades matter in any way
sounds like a pretty retarded system desu senpai

>>12605863
But they literally don't?

>>12605863
m8, they don't matter unless you're an amerilard.

>>12605873
>>12605871
i was referring to the guys in thread bitching about women getting better grades

>>12605850
I don't agree they shouldn't be in university. They make perfectly fine lab rats and coom material.

>>12605888
nice trips but still...grades don't matter dude, don't you understand?

>>12605854
Correct, but the social contract requests that you conform. Which of course you won't. 100% chance you're a male.

>>12605861
That seems like an overreaction.100% chance you're a female.

>>12605900
>>12605888
Grades matter where I am from. They help determine what career paths you can pursue. It's completely retarded but there's no other option.

>>12605901
i'm the same anon, dude. I just replied twice because I don't want to wear the mask anymore. Like, really don't want to, super against it now that I got jabbed. And am white male, blue eyes, size 11 shoes and 6'0, thanks for listening to my autism.

>>12605900
maybe try reading what I said again

>>12605912
Okay. Here's a prescription for a cyanide pill.

>>12604317
I mostly miss being a functional alcoholic and a sex fiend without anyone giving two shits.

>>12605919
yes pls.

>>12605918
I SAID GRADES DON'T MATTER. GDM GDM GDM GDM!!!

>>12605921
damn...I wish I could take psychedelics again sometimes.

>>12605929
>gestational diabetes

>>12605937
How big is your apu folder, fren?

>>12605940
and that's just the /med/ apus

>>12605960
Do you make them yourself?

>>12605972
yes, make that 123 now

>>12605995
that shoulder looks pretty funny, let's try again

what's the /med/ sneaker
>brand
>model

I'm going to stop being a poindexter and ditching the birkenstocks

>>12606027
Anything from this carefully assorted picture of sneakers.
T. own gray checkboard

>>12606027
Common projects, the low sneakers, no to the ankle bullshit.

>>12606098
Are you a woman? If yes, will you have sex with me?

>>12606174
not her but I will if you want to but am skinny white male, blue eyes, size 11 shoes and 6'0 tall. would that suffice, kind sir?

Reversal of aging when?

>>12606207
Sorry anon. If you told me you were 5ft6 and had cute feet maybe we could've worked something out. Not tin this timeline sorry

>>12605267
>drink beers

Imma be honest, this is how anons remove the floor on depression and you make new lows

>>12605579
Yes bring it up

>>12605795
>even though I know I do better than others.

but you don't, your ego is just too damn large

>>12605658
It’s because she’s a woman not her race.
Professors and preceptors always prefer women. Society prefers women in general.
Be trans or suck it up

>>12605995
>>12606010
You are the best poster

>>12606174
No. I am not a w*man and those sneakers are not feminine.

>>12606098
>>12606265
Dude... I think you’re trans

>>12606233
>cute feet
I'm a duck.

>>12606242
True. But in that example the imaginary person fucks thots. So thots+beers makes for a good counterbalance to work and stress

>>12606265
>I am not a w*man
Shame
>those sneakers are not feminine
Anon, I...

>>12606269
Wearing cold colors doesn't make you a tranny. Bullshit ass nigga.

>>12606341
>>12606269
If I do endo I’m gonna turn all the psycho incel creeps into awkward trannies

>>12606341
cringed

>>12606345
basedd

>>12606027
lidl sneakers

>>12606345
Was it the (((endocrinology))) lobby shilling for trannies to profit from testosterone/estrogen therapy all along?

>>12606360
forget what I said when I suggested Common Projects, then. These are the fucking holy grail of sneakers.

>>12606345
Basado

>>12606369
Nope it was all me. I did it all. You’re gonna turn into a tranny too in a couple years. It’s inevitable.
And I’ll be right here forcefeeding you estrogen ;)

>>12606407
C-cute

>>12606393
>And I’ll be right here forcefeeding you estrogen
Does anybody has the greentext where anon gets fed estrogen unbeknownst to him by his trap "gf" and ends up becoming a tranny too

Does your hospital ever play this song when covid patients recover
https://youtu.be/xo1VInw-SKc
It played right around Biden’s inauguration so I didn’t know if it was because of that or someone was going home lol

>>12606407
based finn

>>12606434
the last time I was running errands in the ICU this came up just as coofer coded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8
got a hearty kek

>>12606480
Topkek
That’s perfect
Man god is one sick guy lol

>>12606480
God definitely is in a coma and our lives are his hopeless nightmares.

why is the brain so fragile when it comes to biochemical balance? I just got over a craving, 10 mins ago I would fucking stomp someone on their head and now I'm calm, everything feels normal.

hey bros so basically I'm looking to buy enough Acetyl L-Carnitine to last for 3 months and I've got two options

first one is specified as (literally google translating it):
Acetyl L-Carnitine 500 mg
(Acetyl L-Carnitine Hydrochloride).

second one is:
N-acetyl-L-carnitine monochloride 550 mg,
capsule: gelatin

I haven't been able to determine the difference between N-Acetyl and regular Acetyl if there is any
both contain 60 caps but the second is less than half the price of the first
packaging looks similar and both look alright in that regard though obviously from different companies

is there any significant difference between them or should I just get the cheaper kind?

>>12604747
Do you guys use any other sites or platforms to discuss medicine?
I’d rather stop using 4chan. Thanks

>>12607020
No.

>>12607020
some other imageboards (non-english) but that's it. to have decent discussions, you need anonymity and no upboat system

>>12607151
What imageboards and which languages?
I know I hate reddit for the upcoming system and I like anonymity but I want to stop getting into this antagonistic mindset I get when on 4chan. It's not healthy for me.

>>12607170
Then stop being an attentionwhore

>>12607232
I’m not. I just want to find other sites.

>>12605132
how legitimate is this post?

>Love turning psychos into vegetables. Wish we could lobotomize them again.

>>12604805
I joined the class discord. It's like a virtual library. We're like 500 people in there rn. We study together and help each other. Before exams started, we even played games and had movie nights.
Just make a server and invite people. That's what I did before the class representative told me that she already made one.

>>12607170
sounds like you're a lil bitch

>>12607534
In my place all general practitioners are low dopamine lobsters.
>>12607422
I know it may sound like I'm a /ppl/turd but:
>discord
kys tranny faggot

Anyone know what's wrong with my toe? It intermitently gets very tender and red.

Left pic = left foot/bad toe. Right pic = right foot normal toe reversed for comparison.

I'm a doctor myself I just don't know what's going on with it.

>>12607549
Looks like you have the gay, Dr. Anon.

>>12607020
Bump

>>12607549
Looks like a classic case of acute faggotiasis to me
Also what kind of doctor are you if you didn't go through the obvious options of
>is it paronychia
>is it gout
>is it RA or some other arthritis

>>12607539
Kek
Try it dude. It's important to learn to network early on.

>>12607610
I have thought of those. Haven't reuled either out but monoarthopathy of the DIP would be a rare presentation for both gout and RA.

More information would be useful I suppose. NSAIDS seem to relieve attacks quite well. I also have a strong family history of RA (mother and grandmother).

No past medical history. Good diet and minimal alcohol intake.

I got an xray once which said mildy suspious of ostemoyelitis, suggested I get an MRI but I left the country before I had the chance to get one.

I just wanted some opinions to see if I have missed anything obvious

>>12607655
You have.

>>12607884
and you're all betas to boot

>>12607907
OH NO BIDENBROS HE'S ONTO US

>>12607655
You did.

>start systems block
>don't study anything for 10 days, just watch tv and fap
>massive panic sets in
>cram like hell for last 4 days
>barely pass with an 80
>pledge to never put myself in that position again
>new block starts
>completely ignore everything
>now 4 days behind again

what's the most common vice that's extremely hard to quit and why is it smoking cigarettes?

>>12608522
you better get your shit together because this isn't like other degrees/undergrad where you're allowed to forget shit once you pass, you have to hold in a lot of what you learn forever, especially stuff do with the core internal med blocks (cardio, resp, renal, gastro, neuro, endo)
I'm not saying you can't pass by half-assing shit, but you should want to be a good doctor.

>>12608580
psychological dependence because smokers find smoking cigarettes an easier way to satiate their oral fixation than smoking cock + some physical basis of dependence as well

Is general IM still a good career path?

Hey, this is a long shot but I was wondering if anyone on here would like to tutor me. I am a F med student if you want I can reimburse you for your time. Liddlenymphet is my sc

>>12608674
probably don't want to dox yourself as a 4channer.

>>12608674
post eyes.

im gonna be a terrible docotr lads

>>12608744
i think this is bait and you didn't study.

>>12608744
Who cares you passed it. What makes you good or bad depends on what you do in your job.

>>12608702
Thanks, it is a burner snap tho and no bait.

>>12608802
I always study I just like learning more especially from people with actual experience and find it difficult to approach superiors in clinical etc as everyone is so busy.

>>12608673
do a narrow im spec on top of it

>>12608673
Has it ever been?
>>12608674
I need a studying buddy but the thing about practicing medicine is that you have make dx with your local guidelines so there is a far chance we are from the same country.

>>12608887
That’s okay might be interesting to see how things vary and everything else in between.

why did I have to be born with an addictive personality?

>>12608929
Sounds like a cope junkie friend

>>12608726
No

>>12608929
Because you are a weak-willed, feminized pathetic excuse for a man who keeps blaming external circumstances for his own deficiencies

>>12608929
Parental neglect. It's not your fault developing it but it is your fault keeping it. Take accountability for it and transcend.

>>12605057
>btw when you whinge about antibiotics and how we need global controls in the next panic in 2 years guess who told you to think that.. thats correct. i did.
I give everyone broad spec immediately without even considering resistance. I'm taking medicine back to the 1800s singel-handedly

>>12608744
>he hasn't completed passmed
That's what you get for being a white coat wearing nonce

>be me, decently /fit/ at some point
>do nothing for like 4 months, start getting dadbod
>decide to take back control
>do my ol' workout 2 days ago
>happy that I'm mostly still in shape, almost did my old routine entirely
>feeling like a chad, mirin self in the mirror
but I knew what was coming
>today
>wake up
>every muscle in my body hurts like hell
>have to walk like a fucking 80 year old
>can't even bend over, have to crouch to pick things from the floor
DOMS is a curse on mankind

>>12609086
DOMS are great. I enjoy them. Stimulation good enough to make me forget my existential dread and internal conflicts.
Haven't been able to lift since last week of Dec because shithole state closed all gyms. Count your blessings faggot.

>>12609086
>tfw haven't worked out in 22 months or so
>pizza will arrive in 18 min

>>12608929
low birth weight

>>12609184
at least lift, be fat who gives a shit but at the very least be jacked

>>12605000
/thread

>>12609184
At some point my body just starts to feel bad if I'm physically inactive for so long
Also everyone hates fatbastard patients, and I'd never want to be that stinky obese cunt that every nurse/doctor wishes would die quicker already

>zoom lectures
>sperg is trying to tell us not to use autism jokes
And that's a no from me.

>>12609510
How to tell the difference between been socially inept and having autistic traits. I don't want to read the specific bibliography since I know I'll identify and overdiagnose myself.

>>12609520
>How to tell the difference between been socially inept and having autistic traits.
Do they look like you? If so, they're the latter; if not, the former.

>>12609520
the inept can be beaten into normal people, autists will die before remission

>tfw the pharmacy rejected my prescription again because my latin sucks

https://www.ophthalmologytimes.com/view/artificial-cornea-restores-patient-s-vision

>>12608674
I can tutor you if you're willing to send me pics of your tits.

>>12610027
pretty neat

sorry
>>12610045
meant for >>12610043

>>12604747
Retarded premed stuck on a pH exercise here, could a kind anon give me some insight into this?:
>Patient rolls into the hospital after some intense exercise, blood pH measures at 7,23 with his pCO2 at 47,33; so [CO2] = 1,42 mMol/L. What's the patient's [HCO3-]?
I kinda banged my head against the wall for 40 minutes or so and came up with:
pH = pKa + log([A-]/[HA] 7.23 = 6.10 + log([x]/1.42)

But I'm completely stuck here. I know for certain that [HCO3-] approximates 20 mMol/L, it's like 19,9ish or so, because I saw this exact same exercise one one of my mates' notes from last year. No idea how to clear the equation though, all my attempts were just autistic wizardry and never even approached the correct solution; sorry for bothering you guys with my mental retardation.

>>12610101
was shit at math, maybe some anaesthesia or ER lad can help you out because I, personally, forgot every single equation besides the BMI one.

>>12610101
pH=pKa+log(HCO3-/(.03*PCO2))
7.23=6.1+log(HCO3-/(.03*47.33))
1.13=log(HCO3-/1.4199)
10^1.13=HCO3-/1.4199
13.4896*1.4199=HCO3-
HCO3-=19.15 mEq/L

>>12610101
>>12610129
And btw please study harder. If you can't do shit like this, you won't understand basic acid-base balance which is important for critical care, nephrology, pulmonology, IM, anesthesia, etc.
Try to reread your text and think harder.
Best of luck anon.

>>12610129
Oh God thank you so much dude I can finally clear this fucking equation and get some sleep I owe you whatever's left of my sanity

>>12610101
>literally high school chem

>>12610137
You're welcome. I guess.

>>12610045
Send me pic of your pussy and tits and mail me your panties NOW
then I'll ensure you get 270+ on Step 1

>>12610140
>>12610147
>>12610148
i love medicine helper posts

>>12604747
post your /medschoolmires/
>Super cold unfeeling aged borderline abusive surgeon tells me "strong work" once, at the end of the rotation, on my way out the door
>Reach out to someone to network and they are into it, respond and shit
>Nurses staring at my dick through my scrubs, giggling and shit
>Manic patient with psychosis who believes he is "sustained by the energy of god" and hasn't slept in about a week tells me he likes my shirt

>>12610212
>tfw some schizophrenic patient tells you they've seen you in their dreams and they start listening to every word you say and respect you more than the attending
>tfw you tell at some stupid nursoid for almost killing a patient and realize you're becoming like all the other cynical angry doctors
>tfw too busy and tired to find a gf

>>12610263
Love that transference. Nursoids get wet when you're a little rough with them, could solve that third problem.

>>12604747
Who here got their first dose? Finally the med students got access here?

>>12604747
Who here got their first covid shot?
They’re now allowing med students to get them here.

serious question believe it or not -
What happens to the vagina of one of the women who appear in a BLACKED™ episode?

Hypothetically given that the average vagina length is 4-5 inches but a BLACKED™ penis is about 13 inches?

thank you for your attention into this matter

>>12610576
Medstud here. Got it on the 17th, second jab on the 7th of Feb. Romania is the cunt-tree if it matters whatsoever.

>>12610629
Cool. Just got mine today and getting my second shot the 11th.
It's pretty cool that we're being treated like real healthcare workers and get to skip ahead in line.

>>12610722
Well, I'd better be considered one. I'm in my last year, uni gave us priority.

>>12610129
lol implying these calculations are in any way clinically relevant unless you are a nephrologist

basic principles suffice

>>12604747
Post sub/specialty tiers
>SSS
Neurology
Neurosurgery
>SS
Radiology
Orthopedic Surgery
Endocrinology
Anesthesiology
Cardiology
Ophthalmology
>S
Obstetrics
Bariatrics
Pathology
>A
Nephrology
Neumology
Surgery
Emergency/Intensive/Critical
>B
The rest
>Cucked
General Practice/Family
>Not medicine
Modern Psychiatry

>>12611213
>t. neurologist

>>12611213
Pneumology*

>>12611213
>Neumology
>>12611273
This

>>12611213
I prefer a 2-dimensional model

>>12611503
>t. FM

>>12611213
>>12611503
>categorizing specialties by compasses or tiers
>not categorizing specialties the OG and best way

>>12611526
I'm the anestheisafag, but replace magazine with phoneposting on 4chins

>>12611526
>>12611587
It's an older comic but the stereotypes still are so true lol.
Remember seeing it when I was in high school even before being a premed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rH9s3z4Ong
Papa Fauci back on TV
Really love the guy and he looks so happy now <3

>>12604762
Gene therapy is cuckoldry. Only the universe can deem genes unfit.

>>12611213
The only non cucked neurologists are the outpatient gurus.

>DO
>realize I'm banned from any of the cool specialties
i fucked up. I FUCKED UP

>>12612593
Why? What happened? (Not american)

>>12608939
>>12608958
>>12608969
What. I have an addictive personality in the way that I get obsessed with things for a while, like watches or headphones or stuff like this and once I spend money on them, I plan to buy some more in the future. I have like 6 pairs of boots and 4 pairs of sneakers only because of this.

I don't do drugs since that would make me a fucking hobo, I know as much.

>>12608941
If I post my eyes, will you post yours?

>>12609190
4000g birth weight.

>>12612602
DO's basically only match IM and FM

>>12604747

I walked too close to some old man yesterday who was blocking the sidewalk talking to someone, now my eyes are sore and apparently that's an early symptom of corona. How fucked am I?

>>12612675
Hope you have a will

>>12612632
stop pathologising yourself for just being le quirky fuck sake

>>12612691
not funny and in unhippocratic

>>12611503
the slave races at it again

>>12612644
Most of them yes, but I've seen some doing neuro or neurosurg or rads and the list goes on. Did something happen and they're only IM, FM from now or what?

>>12612773
chingols need to be gassed

>>12612781
seethe

>>12610576
Woke up now. No side effects yesterday but after waking up, I have mild localized myalgia in my deltoid. Feels sort of like DOMS.

>med school forcing me to get vaxxed
I don't want to get marked bros :(

>>12613000
Then drop out and suck cocks for a living you faggot.

>>12612984
>but after waking up, I have mild localized myalgia in my deltoid. Feels sort of like DOMS.
Same happened when I got my hepB shots(took them in med uni, I was born 5 years before my shithole country rolled out mandatory hepB for infants); probably the case for most vaccines

>>12613008
Yeah I usually get this with flu shots as well. Just noting it down for any anons who cared.

how to stop eating (figurative) shit

>>12613042
Idk if you live alone but for me it helps to plan everything out. I buy only enough food for the 4 days or so and that's all that's in my house. If I overeat I won't have enough for the other days. Also the first couple days are always pretty hard, but I find the cravings diminish significantly after this. Just gotta be strong those first few days.

>>12612593
Can DOs work in IC?

>>12613182
>?
They can work anywhere an MD can. Matching is a different story

>>12613193
I'm not American. Where I live we only have one medical degree.

>>12613201
Yeah no worries the question mark was an accident. I meant to just reply with the bottom

>>12612712
nothing hippocratic about modern medicine.
>irrelevant

>>12613042
wow, an IQ large enough for figurative should have this down.
step 1, identify the thing you're intentionally doing that makes you unhappy
step 2, try not doing that
make better food more available and easier than the figurative shit if its laziness.
if its cravings then slowly wean down, excersize more and you wont crave them so much. learn to cook and make figurative shit food thats still healthy and not mass processed shit

>>12604747
UNMASKING THE LIES AROUND COVID-19: FACTS VS FICTION OF THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC
https://www.andrewkaufmanmd.com/vids/Full%20interview%20on%20London%20Real.mp4

>>12604747
https://stoplookthink.com/

>>12613373
>(((kaufman)))

>>12611503
my sides are in orbit at that x y naming

Does it ever get to you guys how much of a beta you guys are? That the system relies on your betaness and keeps you there?

Fuck all of you, too afraid for any real progress

>>12613495
no shit

>>12613495
>Fuck nurses
>Save lives (or at least that's how people are made to believe)
>Make good money
>beta

?????????

>>12613625
>30s by the time you get job
lets be real most docs aren't casually fucking nurses.

>>12613495
>Does my my erratic narrative about superficially comparing myself to other men ever get to you!
No

>>12613625
you just said fuck nurses...i want to assume you have no experience as a doctor
the life is going to be saved by someone else if its not you, beta dom
whoever said making money like that was alpha? slaving away for moderate pay, compared to an actually alpha strategy (anything to escape the wageslavery)

youre a beta too. you may not be a good doctor or a doctor at all but youre by definition a beta

>>12613654
>the life is going to be saved by someone else if its not you, beta dom
keep following that logic and see where you end up big guy

>>12613644
if that's how you need to interpret what i said

but that's not at all what i said.

>>12613661
it's a job. you're not even telling me what cognitive bias im falling for but it's just a job

the alpha is the winner, the only one who could do such a thing

if you were the only person to save such a life then yes, but it's been set up so that that is not necessary

ie. betadom

and btw, it takes one to know one.

>>12613675
Right now, as the ICU reg, I am the only doctor in this 200 bed hospital. If someone starts to die, there will be no help for 15 minutes to half an hour- a long time to not have an airway. In that case, I am literally the only person who can keep them alive.

Tbh it sounds like you are pretty jelly

>>12613707
he's just going to say another em doc would be on shift if you weren't there

>>12613707
The only person stationed.

Like the guard who watches at night when everyone sleeps right?

at least i know, not being disciplined in another field means being completely retarded in it

>>12613724
or a troll guarding a bridge

>>12613675
so...
>keep following that logic and see where you end up big guy
>btw, it takes one to know one
the implication here is that you are calling him beta correct? and thereby crediting him with the knowledge to declare such things.. after he already declared you were beta.
whist declaring knowledge of betadom.
>still following the logic here..
taking one beta to know betadom..
i feel like even you could trace the breadcrumbs here..

self-burn?

>>12613707
>>12613675
wait who is larping harder here.
>>12605000
you seem to forget who is nailing the trips itt

We have these interprofessional meeting things and they said a few times that in the ER PA's and EM docs do essentially the exact same job. How much truth is there to this?

>>12614017
zero probably.

>>12614017
None. It's mid-level scope creep.

Who left the psych ward door open? Lots of crazies posting recently.

>>12614118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FJxJbbKQ7o

let them be, fren.

>>12614118
Dw I'll call a code white and grab some b52

>>12614244
Code fuchsia for me

>>12614250
Is that your hospitals code pink?
If so
https://youtu.be/Xo3Tpw-zLkM

>>12614118
Clamped.

>>12614265
Idk if we have codes tbqh.

>>12614271
*Sigh*
More B52 here!
>>12614265
Man 4chan used to be so fun and good back in the day. What happened to all that joy and weirdness?

>>12614279
>Man 4chan used to be so fun and good back in the day. What happened to all that joy and weirdness?
Kind of unclamped. I think I first came here ~2008, maybe 2009. I agree, 4chan wasn't always shit to this level, all the fun and the vibe of that whole of the inetrnet is gone. However with 4chan specifically, I also think it never quite existed the way it does in memory. Hard to put into words.

The entire world is joyless and soulless. And yet, you still will not admit that they clamp, vaccinate, halogenate, irradiate, and so on. You think I am the problem, it is the inverse.

>>12614279
It was scientology. Once 4chan went into irl spaces it all went downhill.
>>12614313
Newfag

>>12614320
I'll show you!
▲
▲▲

>>12614326
Newfag

>>12612984
Man went to sleep last night. I had the most vivid and sexiest dreams ever in my life. Fucking so many hot bitches and in really weird scenarios. Like one was in a nuclear bunker while everyone was watching and encouraging me.
It was crazy.
Hope the second dose gives me even better dreams.

>>12614335
That was your brain's last cope with being sterilized

>>12614389
Cool. Gonna go fuck my gf now you autist. ;)

>>12614326
Been here since I was a 15 year old in 2008 and to be honest I can't triforce for shit.
Old /b/ was something else, not the tranny and e whorship shitfest it is today.

>>12614335
Not wuflu shot related but this last week I've been dreaming about murdering my neighbor. He used to be my friend and haven't talked to him in years.

>>12605795
>it’s because I don’t conform.

Lol don’t hide from the fact that you’re just unable to adapt to new things. Lose the ego my G

Hello /med/frens. How do I cure my shrimp allergy?
I tried to eat a little bit each day to grow a tolerance but my reaction seemed to get worse and now I'm pretty sick. I just want to fix myself.
Thanks.

>>12614496
That's really the only way that has some evidence to it. You could try seeing an allergist and a dietician.

>>12614496
Go to immunologist. That'd be 500USD.

>>12614450
Wish we knew more about dreams and sleep neurophysiology

>>12614695
but we do anon

>>12614852
SIGMUND!
I have to admit reading his works were really enlightening for me and changed how I thought about life. But wish we had something concrete and scientific in that domain.

>>12605038
Don't need to, stay jelly.

How do you guys study?

I'm tired of taking notes and making anki cards. Sure it's working and i'm learning but it takes too much effort and time.

>>12615076
Anki and questions. Spaced repetition and active learning is what works.
Sorry but that's how it is.

>>12615079
Fuck

Imagine if you show to goyim where from free energy comes , do they will be able to understand?

https://youtu.be/Rwt1GTr_7t4?list=PLvXdQznJmMPoIdqWJ3Yv4OCgqR79XfILT

>>12614496
Hehe, shrimp.

>>12613455
Yes ((( Kaufman ))) German honesty and straightness

>>12615076
>>12615079
I have the same issue. I make notes by mixing the important bits of the slides combined with the notes I took in class but this takes ages. Any anon could chime in with faster techniques? I know making notes is a waste of time because all that matters is how much time you spent memorizing the subject (after understanding it of course) but getting rid of the fat of the lecture notes is good to have a clearer idea of the core ideas.

Please help med bros

>>12614695
official version is jew fraud 'SIGMUND!' (jew)

In reality, your brain farting thoughts nonstop, either you sleep or not . It is worth to use your brain to solve problem, but not other way around sniffing on the brain fart which are usually jew rat suggested imaginations by mass media .

>>12615203
I’m telling you guys for long term retention and actually learning the material there are no shortcuts. The only thing is to stop wasting time on lectures and useless shit like rereading.

>>12615203
never study longer then you able to pay atention for (20 min) and then 20 min brake physical activities, fresh air, walking...

If the tibia broke in multiple places due to a series of very powerful impacts would it be possible for the patient to recover and walk again? Im talking about 2-3 fractures (like pic related)at different levels of the bone

>>12615219
Yeah with surgical pinning

>>12615239
How long is the recovery? Will the leg work perfectly well as if nothing had happened after the recovery ends?

>>12613455
Obviously this came to my mind as well and I'm not fond of his demeanor, but can anything else be said about it?

>>12615246
Depends on the persons health, age, race, gender, bone density, etc.
Minimum is around 6 to 8 weeks. But usually it’s going to take a few months.

>>12615209
>>12615217
I guess i got no other choice then. Thanks for the replies.

Have to see patients tomorrow on a saturday
Getting blasted tonight but still have to take care not to go overboard
Why did I choose surgery bros?

>>12615425
>These are the guys that amputated your foreskin
Woops, got too drunk last night, argued with the wife thise morning, forgot my coffee... now let's see, let's do some cutting on this person's one penis for the rest of their life...

Absolute clown world.

>>12615438
Surgeons are very proffesional
Watch what you zay anon

>>12615438
better hope that the anaesthesiologist's not distracted too kek

>>12615270
Np. Keep studying

So i have some red and purple stains on my fingers (feet) and when i get out of the shower my fingers turn completely purple for like a few minutes how bad is it? Had it for a few months but only recently started to see purple stains on them

>>12616039
Cold or hot showers?

>>12616039
i had a patient with that once.
he died.

>>12616058
Hot
>>12616069
:(

Before you call me a retard, i can't go to the doctor until monday that's why im asking here.

>>12616120
>Hot
Hmm, was thinking somewhere in the ballpark of Raynaud's, livedo reticularis or cryoglobulinemia; I guess that excludes the latter
Needs more info(and looking at said spots irl) and a specialist on this shit, which I am not

>>12616127
Should i worry? It rarely itches and they're a bit swollen and sometimes it feels like they're burning. I have it on all 10 if that matters.

>>12616132
If it's Raynaud's (difficult to tell) then usually it's benign. Restricting caffeine consumption has been reported to be of some benefit.
But to be sure you need to visit your doctor so that he can take a full history, physical exam and order relevant investigations as sometimes Raynaud's can be a sign of something.

>>12616132
As I've said, needs an irl doctor look and diagnostics because 'purple spots on skin' could be any number of vascular, autoimmune or hematologic conditions anywhere from a mild annoyance that you're just gonna have to get used to, to serious shit
Try looking up the ones I've mentioned and see how they match up if you're curious, but still go to an actual doctor

>>12616146
>>12616153
Well let's hope it's nothing. Anyway thank you brothers, have a good night.

>>>/pol/304518087
>>12616299
What do we think, boys?

>>12614118
kek imagine being you..
what does larping actually do for you?