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I am a shaman from the Brazilian rain forest visiting the west to give a seminar on shamanism by request. You want me to wear a mask because of the wuflu and start talking to me about your schizo conspiracy theory that there are these invisible things called viruses that make people sick and I ask you to prove it. How do you do it?

>> No.12595286
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for the sake of science I'ma need the sauce.
also pic related is an electron microscope. You can use it to see very small things, like the brain of an atheist.

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googling electron microscope imaging of corona virus I got this picture.

>> No.12595296

>>12595286
>>12595294
I kill both of you for witchcraft

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>>12595296

>> No.12595437

>>12595296
this shows your inability as a shaman. You kill us for being "possessed by demons." if you were a good shaman you could cure it.
something very natural, holistic, and spiritually tells me that if you provide me 12 of your finest women in brazil to be my breeding cattle I'll be cured.
I'll never practice witch craft again.

>> No.12595462

>>12595437
your posts show your inability as a scinetist. You proved nothing. You take a man to some machine he has never seen before and say lOoK aT dIs iT pRoVe sTuP. Even if I was to believe you that I was looking at something real it proves nothing about your conspiracy theory that it is harmful to me. I would kill you for witchcraft for being so retarded and trying to trick with your demons with no desire to cure you

>> No.12595464

>>12595276
sorry i dont talk to simps

>> No.12595474

>>12595462
I guess I'd have to self defend and use my magic fire stick to blast some holes through you.
You don't have to believe it, it's just true.
but about those women?

>> No.12595520

>>12595276
Fuck the disrespectful asswipes in this thread.

You are obviously a mighty Shaman, with mighty powers.
I will glad talk to you about these virus thingies but first we must enter the spirit world so as to find enlightenment. Make up some of that jungle juice for tripping balls and we shall speak on the other side.

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>>12595520
this be da true true. let us sip the nectar and trip balls

>> No.12595560

>>12595276
i simply mention the "virus" is a negative representation of whatever you believe.
you already associate its negative effects and act accordingly regarding quarantine in tribal culture.. except when you dont, then you die en masse eg ebola.

so assuming the fittest has survived pandemics via isolation without knowing the cause i just say it's demons. witchcraft from the evil neighboring tribe/nation or mention that it's something that your enemies dont beleive in even more so than you..

why would i prove anything when i can manipulate what you think and how you express it to others.

also if i stop giving you the information, you no longer know what to think about anything and will struggle to produce an original idea..

also HIV/AIDS is a virus. what, are you gunna say that it doesn't exist? so to your first-hand eye seeing those dying of aids what would you say has "possessed" or "infected" them?

the white man gave the world aids or the white man made up a virus.
>which is closer to the truth for you and why??

>> No.12595814

>>12595276
This photo gave me nostalgia boner

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>>12595276
>no photos
>photo
Anal, anal, anal, anal, anal, anal, anal, anal ,anal
I WANNA FUCK THAT ASS

>> No.12596431

>>12595276
Fugg, I want to go back to uni now.

Enjoy university life while you can, undergrad anons. Adult life is boring as hell.

>> No.12596465

>>12596431
this, old fag here. Everything is down hill after uni

>> No.12596468

>>12595560
I believe I would brain you just for looking and talking funny, then blow ju ju powder in your face and turn you into a zombie