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hey /sci/ I want to master the power of dark maths. do you know any forbidden theroms I can study that the government doesnt want you to know about?

>> No.12588891

>>12588885
Banach Tarski
If you figure it out you find out how to create things from nothing
It is a simulation ending theorem

>> No.12588910

>>12588891
this is some advanced level maths thanks

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>>12588885
I have ten minutes before the archon learns about this
save it. QUICK.

>> No.12588960

>>12588891
>assuming completed infinite gives you stupid nonsense theorems
No way!

>> No.12588963

>>12588950
thanks anon saved

>> No.12588973

>>12588960
sounds like you dont understand the dark maths very well

>> No.12588977

>>12588960
>breaking space and time forms massive entropy and extropy portals
No way!

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>>12588885
I heard from /x/ that the Golf Rumors[do not research] happened due to dark maths

>> No.12589011

>>12588885
Free energy.
Free radicals.
Free will.

>> No.12589012

>>12588960
>>12588977
such is the power of the dark maths.

>> No.12589032

>>12588885
some say the circumference of my penis is a known value
>it is not
>and i cannot give you a visual confirmation as my sightlines are impeded

>> No.12589126

>>12588994
I love this wave of ironic revival of old memes

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>>12589126
>ironic

>> No.12589973

>>12588963
Damn, what was it?

>> No.12590109

>>12589973
Prove you are a practitioner of the dark maths and not a glowie and I may be willing to share with you.

>> No.12590314

>>12589973
A dark implication of Pythagoras

>> No.12590567

>>12590314
yes this. normies are not ready for it so I am hesitant to repost it.

>> No.12590577

I heard a tale of an old man who lives deep inside a cave in Russia, he used to be a professor of mathematics but after it was discovered that he had experimented with division by 0 he was banished from society and forced to live in isolation.

>> No.12590606

>>12590577
Very interesting. I would like to meet this man.

>> No.12590825

>>12588885
I only have on that I noticed in the town square today. Someone was ranting about measurement of a diagonal on a square cut in half. I don't remember the specifics, but it was very scandalous. Do you really want to live in a world with no odds and evens? It is doing away with counting all together and damning the values of not just bushel and barrel, but of contribution, debt, and even the foundations of coinage. Play with what you like, as all men deserve, but if the home and the republic is on the line there will be no remorse. We cannot end in a society of beggars borrowing against themselves while a few escape with everything by decomposing base intuition. Have a family. Don't rest your head by the fires of those sodomizing wisdom for sport and accolade among their sickly kind. There is nothing for men there.