/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12536259
There were 5 extra days they didn't know about.

It took five days to get him circumcised.

>>12536259
Took them 5 days to make the calendar after he was born anon

>>12536259
Because he was born between mid September early October

>>12536287
>>12536316
>>12536418
>25+5=30
>December has 31 days

>>12536259
"Anno Domini calendar"? Sure the year markers may be measured relative to JC Denton, but the calendar itself is Roman and based on Roman beliefs.
We honour the god Janus on new years after the end of the tenth month (dec-ember). You should read up on the roman calendar, JC's revisions, and then Gregorians revisions.

Cousin Johnny B was born 6/1/6 BC.
Cousin Jeebus C was born 6/6/6 BC.

See their Writings. Scripts.

>dd/mm/yyyy, julian lennon

>>12538148
Subtract two days, Gregorius

>>12536259
Shut the fuck up.

>>12538148
>>12538158
Schlüssel

Ugo Boncompagni

>>12538205
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Gregory_XIII

>>12536259
Christoph Clau or Klau, the Germanic Santa Claus (or Santa Klaus), is the Schlüssel
who [that] measured Auntie Elisabeth 2 weeks late, and Auntie Mary 2 weeks early.

>>12536287
cousin johnny b was two weeks late
>>12538143
cousin jeebus c was two weeks early

>>12536259
It's year (anno) of Our Lord, not day of. Any day within that year is the year of the Lord.

>>12538205
>>12538213
Ugo Boncompagni didn't do jack shit. German Santa Claus did all the work.

>>12536259
Elisabeth Magdalene fucked it up.

>>12536436
>has 31 days
Only a female would remember something as useless as a roundable day off the fringe of a month.
30 is a nice number and it'll give me peace of mind to think all months are homogenous in length.
OK WOMAN?!
now if you aren't offering your ovum then we have no business.
+/- error bound.

>>12536259
if

>>12538953

>>12538829
Hey, both Auntie Elisabeth Magdalene and
Auntie Virgin Mary Magdalene fucked it up.

>>12538981
>>12538990
Das a big IF, cuz it's Zero (0) based. Nothing (0) matters. Zero (0) matters,

>>12536259
Jews

>>12538984
Just castrate me already, fucking vile whore.
Jesus, women are just the worst.
Can you please just post in your containment board?
Meanwhile, then men smoke their cigars, say nigger, and casually assume all months have 30 days.

>>12539018
wow, how fucking small is your penis?

>>12539028
*puff* *puff* nigger

>>12536316
>male genital mutilation is funny
Go back to plebbit.

>>12539096
Clown world, baby
start laughing, or start crying.
your choice.

>>12538984
>Nothing (0) matters.
>>12539096
>Go back to plebbit.
>>12539158
https://time.is/LINT

>>12539732
happy birthday anon

>>12539732
>>12539743
today is the fourth day of january in the anno anon domini lint system yay

>>12536259
In spite of all the way things turned out, Merry Baptistmas y'all.

>>12536259
Reminder that June is the month that celebrates Juno.
Reminder that July is the month that celebrates Julius Caesar.
Reminder that August is the month that celebrates Octavian Augustus.

Reminder that Christianity is an oriental cult imported from Palestine, alien to European tradition.

>>12538511
Nobody gives a rat's ass when you two kikes were born.
So ye recorded your birthday in your plagiarised copies
from Euclid Enoch of Alexandria Goshen ye each made.
Big fucking deal. This year is 4,543,212,021 in Science
& Math; ADvert 4,543,212,021 ADvertisement for, "Age
of the Earth Calendar". All opposing calendars, fuck off.

>>12536259
HAPPY 4543212021 NEW YEAR!

>>12539927
And what exactly is your marker for the zeroth year if not the "birth" of jesus christ?

>>12539927
>HAPPY 4543212021 NEW YEAR!
how ke-mo sah-bee. And that's in the Tomorrow here. The nation's states (ATT) everywhere.

Wakȟáŋ Tȟáŋka

>>12539934
yo, cousin Johnny B, he's first, yo

>>12536316
I think it’s 8 days anon. Don’t quote me on that. I’m not an expert on Jewish law

>>12539993
The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) gives [haːʊ̯] ("how") as the pronunciation, and claims Jesuit missionary Jean de Brébeuf had described the use of the term as an interjection of approval with the Wyandot (Hurons). De Brébeuf described individual speakers using Condayauendi Ierhayde cha nonhwicwahachen to signify the end of their speaking, which was answered by the community with a long "hooow". Longman Webster describes howgh as a greeting of the Lakota, Dakota, and/or Nakoda peoples; giving "háu kola" (hallo friend) as a Lakota language greeting. However, it would be the only Lakota term using a diphthong and is possibly of external origin. Dakota people and Omaha people use slightly different versions. Francis Parkman, in his book The Oregon Trail, gives a first-person account of three weeks spent hunting buffalo with a band of Oglala Lakota in 1846. He mentions their use of "how".

>>12536259
it's based on this year: 0
>>12539002
nothing matters, that's 0
>>12539913
so just add 4543210000