/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12526612
>be grad student
>brand new lab
>just me, the prof and an Indian diversity hire who doesn't want to be there
>order a label maker to help organize the lab
>label maker arrives
>open the box and the thing doesn't power on
>Indian kid baffled
>Professor angry on the phone with the supplier
>Tell them we just need to charge it
>Indian kid: "How could the battery drain in transit?"
>stuck with these two for years
>mfw
There are so many stories I could tell about that kid.

50% chance of flipping heads.
each time. 1/2^n % chance to get heads n times in a row.
lol dufuq?

My boy finna fly.

To Honestly I don't have any bad experiences in school.
The worst thing that happened to me is that I took college as a joke and got 6.5/10 grade at the end.
Then because I didn't paid attention to any class I had to relearn every subject there was in an Entrance Exam, in 6 months.
That was fun.

>>12526712
>college
Lmao my bad, it was high school.

>>12526696
How many masters degrees does it take to turn on a projector?

Hint: Alot

>>12526731
enough until it takes one to call the HS drop out IT guy.

>>12526696
>be pajeet
>get physics degree at abadubabadu uni
>get hired at a college in the US and A
>it's at a lab
>boy orders name gun from interwebs
>it arrives
>it doesn't power on
>how could this be?
>where did the energy run to?
>I am baffled
>I did not think this was possible, energy stored like that can´t possibly evaporate
>go home that night
>masterbeet while thinking of gauss' bob n vagine
>I've got an idea
>Go to the lab the next day
>Plug the device on the power supply
>If the energy is still there then it might start leaking electricity like a water fountain
>Wait patiently behind desks, taking cover
>Three hours have gone by
>The gun is okay
>The gun powers on!
>I have discovered energy can be stored in a pocket dimension and re enter as soon as power is newly applied
>I will become
famous
>I fucking love you America

>>12526761
This kid used a wrench by holding it perpendicular to the nut and twisting his wrist.

>>12526766
You mean theres a better way to do it?

>>12526777
>He doesn't grip nuts and bolts with his anus
ngmi

>>12526766
Holy kek. Aside from the obvious lack of brain power for daily endevours, did he have a strong accent? Most people from India have this weird thing going on where they speak like taffy got stuck in the back of their throat, I've always wondered if it's because of a lack of proper language phonetics learning or something else entirely.

>>12526781
He could Oxidize the Bolts from a reaction with the BBC cum he has stored inside of him.

>>12526612
Wasn't me but this might relate.
>Online lesson
>Teacher is old and barely use his computer
>Suddently everyone hears a munching sound
>Someone is eating chips with his mic open
>Teacher goes nuts but can't understand who it is
>Munching continues and it's becoming irrittating
>Teacher starts screaming
>Kis comments "The fuck does this old man wants"
>Teacher gets mad
>Ragequits the call
>Munching continues for a couple of seconds then stops
I love Uni