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>26 years old
>have been paying pajeets with peanuts for 3 years now to write my PhD
>PhD submitted to German university. Germany is a country known for it's (((professionalism and work ethic))).
>only set foot in germany 4 times in 3 years
>viva gets cancelled because of covid, questions sent via email to me
>pajeet answers them all for 400 euros
>Herzliche Glückwünsche anon, you are a Dr. now
>land job in abu dhabi, 90k salary
>made 50k in the last bitcoin bull run

Fuck every academic paying their student literal cents to work 60 hours/week for 4-6 miserable years.
I am free.

>> No.12488899

>>12488736
bullshit story. How did your advisor not know that you don't know shit?

>> No.12488912

I wouldn't go to Germany even if my life dependent on it.

>> No.12488915

>>12488736
>doubt.png

>> No.12489416

>>12488899
He doesn't care about research and is fully aware of what is happening. His salary will be deposited at the end of the month regardless of what his students do - he has no interest in grand discoveries and status.
Many people in Germany do PhDs like this.
>>12488915
cope

>> No.12489427

>>12488912
>I wouldn't go to Germany even if my life dependent on it.
Are you a Jew or something?

>> No.12489437

>>12488736
Have fun working in the desert, Anon!

>> No.12489478

>>12488736
BS education?

>> No.12489804

>>12489478
street smart > book smart

>> No.12490103

>>12488736
>PhD for 3 whole years
>90k salary
the opportunity cost alone wouldn't be worth it, especially considering you wasted 3 years learning jack shit. The only silver lining I could conceive is if you were too retarded to succeed by any other path.

>> No.12490294

If this is true , OP is based and nothing you faggots say will change that.

>> No.12490331

>>12488736
I hate reality so much

>> No.12490404

>>12489427
No, I have a soul.

>> No.12491161

>>12488736
this is bullshit, post degree pic

>> No.12491166

>>12488736
Why get a degree if you won’t learn anything. You can’t get a job. You can do anything because you know nothing.

>> No.12491590 [DELETED] 

>>12490294
>If this is true , OP is based and nothing you faggots say will change that.
my man
>>12491161
I am not going to doxx the university like that, it would be foolish of me
>>12491161
>>12491166
>>12490103
>implying we go through degrees to learn
That piece of paper holds is where the value lies.

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12491595

>>12490294
>If this is true , OP is based and nothing you faggots say will change that.
my man
>>12491161
I am not going to doxx the university like that, it would be foolish of me
>>12491161
>>12491166
>>12490103
>implying we go through degrees to learn
ngmi

>> No.12491627

>>12491595
I certainly did. you, apparently, went through a degree just to lose 3 years worth of money. cringe.

>> No.12491884

LARP

>> No.12491899

>>12490404
Certain parts of Germany are nice. The rest are soulless shitholes though.

>> No.12491944

What happens when you can’t answer questions during your defence?

>> No.12491965

>>12488736
>land job in abu dhabi, 90k salary
Found the muzzie. the state of german education

>> No.12493192

>>12491627
>paid pajeet 16k over 3 years to do the job
>mean working for 3 years on a comfy 40k office job
>landed a 90k job due to my PhD
>hurr durr what a waste, cringe
>>12491944
read my post again

>> No.12493929

>has phd
>90k salary
>implying we should be impressed with this income

>abu dhabi
enjoy getting your head chopped off