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>Oct 13 2009

What if he invents some sort of cool sphere....

This pissed me off the first time I saw it and its pissing me off now.

"For those who cant stand the buffeting of air waves across yer face and hurrrff derrr DERRRRRRR"


I MEAN WHO THE FUCK COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT

Bullshit that guy is a proven con artist.

>>1248297
My skin is very sensitive.

>>1248310
holy fuck I lol'd harder than I should have..

>>1248187
err you know they have been selling those for some time yes?

Its just got fans in the base. Stupid trendy consumer garbage tech.

Mac customers will buy this.

>>1248866
+1 rep for you.

>>1248866
You've got your head in the right place this time, Frank! Now don't fuck it up!

Fucking fans, how do they work?

>>1248949
I don't know anymore apparently.

I saw this shit in Best Buy 8 months ago.

Julian Sands should play in the movie.

>>1248866
Not quite, it needs a glossy housing, under lighting, and half the useful physical configurations locked out.

Dyson here and my latest invention is a sphere that will encompass entire stars and turn their radiant energy into electrical power. I am still working on a name.

Jesus Christ...this guy is my hero.

OSCILLATE ME

>He spent one year (1965–1966) at the Byam Shaw School of Art (now part of Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design), and then studied furniture and interior design at the Royal College of Art (1966–1970) before moving into engineering.

>>1248998

>He spent one year (1965–1966) at the Byam Shaw School of Art (now part of Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design), and then studied furniture and interior design at the Royal College of Art (1966–1970) before ventured in homoerotic photography.

>>1248998
Bigball has that nice ring to it.

That's not new, that's called ionized air
The downside is that they're not nearly as efficient as fans with blades
I heard they were planning on using them for cooling cpu's though. That'd be a good idea.

>>1248279
>>1248998
Dyson Sphere

I don't get it.

>He spent one year (1965–1966) at the Byam Shaw School of Art (now part of Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design), and then studied furniture and interior design at the Royal College of Art (1966–1970) before moving into business, where he proceeded to accumulate mad stacks of cash.

>>1248187
If it was the negative pressure that was creating the air in the first place how did he turn the fan up? Also why did he quickly turn it off? How do you believe in aerodynamics when it's just a theory? (fuck me)

>>1249039
>He spent one year (1965–1966) at the Byam Shaw School of Art (now part of Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design), and then studied furniture and interior design at the Royal College of Art (1966–1970) before moving into evolutionary theory, which is just a geuss.

>>1249020
Wrong, watch the video idiot.

Who uses fans?

>>1249051
Poor people.

that dude sucks hard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclonic_separation

DAT MATH

well this is pretty apple-esque technology
i guess this fan...
blows
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

This fan reminds me of transistors for some reason...

if i was rich i'd buy one just to experience what a breeze totally lacking chop would feel like.

its not bladeless
its a circular blade

Fuck. Da Vinci and Edison invented all kinds of cool, useful things, and that generation only gets that chump? Baby boomers are the worst generation.

>>1249185

>Edison

If by invent, you mean have dozens of men working in a lab inventing things for him, and tricking Nicola Tesla into working for him for nothing, then sure.

>>1249216
>Butthurt Telsa fag.
>implying Dyson doesn't do the same and still only makes shit like this fan

>>1249216

I thought Edison was a lone workaholic who slept 20 minutes at a time? Now I'm hearing that he was a shrewd capitalist leveraging work off others...

>>1249360
That's just tesla propaganda.

>>1249360

He did sleep 20 minutes at a time, so he could more efficiently profit of the work of others.

>>1249360
edison invented the incandescent light bulb, how could he not be evil.

and fuckin tesla. why are the geniuses such fuckin gullible saps?

He should invent a giant sphere next.

>>1249360

Think of Edison as a 19th century Dr Venture and you'll be pretty much on the mark.

>>1249554

Tesla was once given an award by some New York society for something, and for his acceptance speech, he spent three hours talking about the village where he was a kid and his life story in general.

He was not a normal man.

>>1249558
how dare you use my name in vain
trol

>why are the geniuses such fuckin gullible saps?

becasue they are reasonable, rational, intelligent, sometimes friendly, non-confromtaional,forward thinking model humans.

Most other people are stupid, ignorant, angry, egoistc apes that would rather bash smash and take what makes them feel good without giving a fuck about what is going on next week.

>>1249588
They also tend to assume others are as honest with them as they are, like a figurative shell game they eagerly keep picking thinking they can learn the system not realizing they aren't allowed to win from the beginning.

about the blade less fan idea, if there was a strong enough electromagnet being alternating on and off fast enough, a vacuum could be created that might be able to be used as a fan however the strength of the electromagnet would be unfeasible.

>>1248512
This guy is right, the fan is in the base.

>>1249020
Don't listen to this guy it has nothing to do with ions.

>>1249710
Yes, there's a fan is in the base. Your point ?

>>1249710
Yes, there's a fan in the base. Your point ?

>>1249554
Joseph Swan would like a word with you.

>>1248187
yeah, uh dude...
this went in stores like forever ago.
http://www.target.com/Dyson-Air-Multiplier-12-Silver/dp/B00383GBTU/ref=sc_qi_detailbutton

they sell these things here in Japan. i saw a new model out last month or so.
my friend wondered how it worked, and since i am not an idiot i said, "You should go ahead and touch it."
Shocking, to say the least.

Yes that looks fantastic, it does exactly what a normal fan does just slightly more efficiently. Let me just give you £200 and I'll take one now. Oh... wait...

2011: Dyson inventes perpetual motion machine.

would you say that Dyson is to air what Tesla was to electricity?

>invents

>telegraph

stopped reading tight there

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Oh how the mighty have fallen

the man who invented the enclosed star now selling hipster fans

>>1250190
only if Dyson can build a death ray that fires a column of air that destroys everything in its path.

The fan. It is in the base column. Niggers.

>invented the enclosed star

Freeman Dyson is not James Dyson.

>bladeless fan

teh blades are just hidden in the base of the fan

>>1249700
Sir, are you speaking of a generator? They produce electricity, which is technically air yes, but that shit is hot, not cold.