/sci/ - Science & Math

reminder

>>12374936
God I wish I could fuck nursoids.

>>12374985
just do it, what's the big issue

>>12374985
i could dress as a nurse for ya big guy ;)

>>12374985
Fellas, why are nurses such sluts?

>>12375039
they are surrounded by high status males

>>12375039
Are nurses actually sluts fr? Tell me a story

Do you use the nrs (0 - 10) pain scale in your practice? How do you interpret it? Can you give examples of pain levels you expect from common conditions? What signs make you think a patient is overreporting or underreporting their pain?

>>12375060
The only two nurses in my friend group have slept with every guy in our friend group, including me.
They love cum too.

>>12375131
Do nurses just fuck the doctors or what lol?

>>12375060
Christ dude just look up nurse tiktoks and nurse instagrams they make the average stacy look like a saint

>>12375155
I knew a nurse on instagram and she was a major snowbunny. So what it is true I guess?

Guys there has been a leak showing mock acceptance scores of specialist candidates. According to this I'd pass on the bottom 10% of acceptance for anesthesiology.
Should I try it again next year or doom myself into practicing at a bottom 10% hospital?

>>12375085
I tell 'em 1 is a next to nothing pain while 10 is incapacitating and the worst pain ever felt.
According to the Melzack textbook of algology 1- 3 should be treated as minor, 4- 7 as mild while +7 is serious pain. You should always have a printed chart of the AVS so the patient can relate better.
A quick read of the pain ladder should give you enough tools to prescribe the correct drug.

Premed Chad here. How do I pick an assistant? I mean one of those secretarys. Every one of them I see are fats. Why do all you doctors pick non-hot women? Is this because uglys are better workers? I have to say I think this is based and I want an ogre assistant who has big greezy knucks. Btw I'm in junior high what classes should I take next year (last year in junior high) to prepare for medicine? I plan on skipping undergrad and writing the MCAT. Scoring higher than you LOSERS who take a whole 4 year degree to prepare for one test makes me LOL. You watch, Harvard and Yale will make me split my time between them so they can have me, the next Dr. Smart Man, at each of their schools. Hahah you should be quivering before me. I'll know more than you because I'm clearly more advanced and I haven't wasted my time gaming like you LOSERS. I've spent all of my years getting my ECs perfectly. Basically, there's nobody better and ill kick my feet up on the desk during my interview and just show them my cock before spinning around and printing off my own acceptance letter. Heh. I might even teach the advanced final year courses during my orientation week for a warm up. Wow I'm not even in high school and this is already easy. Why do you all day it's hard? Weird. Anyway, my shit is done. Time to go back to solving every problem that you won't.

>>12375288

Do you guys know what causes these sensations?
>A popping sensation in the top left of the head
>The sensation of liquid moving or similar at the back of the head
>Pain in the muscles on the left side of the chest
>A popping sensation in the left side of the chest followed by a cold sensation

>>12375300
sounds like ur nerves

>>12375297
>Types 400 words a minute
>only brings best snax to clinic
>Hates nurses more than you
>Impervious to HR because half man half orc
>Residents fear it
>Unknown if showered or sweaty
>Colonoscopy? You mean anal cam?
>dr anon, I have a months work finished
>Is always in office before you, makes coffee
>Walks to work but still f a T
>Drives a 92 Chrysler with a squeaky serpentine belt
>Paid in free wart removals and fondue
>Only does work for you, cucks other MDs

Is this the ultimate utility form a woman can take?

>>12375310
Entirely possible, but they appear very unprompted, and are very persistent
The ache in the muscles has been there and away ever since I got it the first time when I was 8 and jacking off too hard.
All the others are extremely rare, as in years apart, but I've felt them multiple times.

>>12374936
Premed = behead.

>>12375362
Hey idiot- you have nerves like, all over your body & is you pay attention to them you'll like, feel them.

ok retards, if hypothetically someone would want to inject his balls with immature Sertoli cells what would happen?

>inb4 cancer

>>12375539
Your testes would swell, then liquefy

>>12375539
nothing.

>>12375551
why it wouldn't work?
why it isn't possible to induce second puberty?

>>12374932
Man, some days this world really clamps my cord, if you know what I mean.

>>12375749
the OBGYN never got back to us on when he clamps :V

>>12375848
And yet, his silence says it all.

How shitty was med school and residency for yall? Are most medical students fucking terrible?

When I was in undergrad I was dead set on applying to medical school but all the people the people I knew who were also doing that were just fucking insufferable human beings so that convinced me to not go that route because I'd want to kill myself if I had to deal with more people like that.

I ended up graduating with a chemistry degree and an arts degree and got myself settled working in entertainment as soon as I graduated. But now covid has killed my line of work for the time being so I'm thinking about taking the next year studying for the MCAT and getting a shitty job at a hospital for "clinical experience". I had a decent GPA, definitely not 90th percentile or anything but I got As in all the pre med classes when the class averages were typically Cs.

Would it be worth ditching a career I love doing for medicine? The only reason why I'm even considering it is because if there is another pandemic in our lifetime I don't want to be out of a job for a year or more like I am right now.

>>12374936
Bazat.

I miss the nursey that posted nudes.

>>12375361
sounds like a good slave to me.

Anyone here work in crit care/icu? What’s it like in the states?

>>12375539
not gonna do shit

>>12376144
premeds are fucking gay but really not representative of med students as a group

>>12375539
If they aren't your own cells then your immune system will attack and destroy them in the same way that bodies reject transplants. During the inflammation your endogenous testicular cells will also get damaged.
Even if you got a good donor for Sertoli cells, your Sertoli cells are regulated by FSH (released by anterior pituitary) anyway, so it will likely not have any effect.

>>12376365
>actually offering a good explanation to an autistic question

Why would you do that?

>>12376370
dunno, nice exercise

>>12376374
Based helpfulnesschad

>>12376365
Why would you waste your time like this? Just tell the scrub to open a damned book.

>>12376282
gay

Will the farthagged punjeet will ever become an attending?

I was rubbing menthol-camphor gel on my leg and accidentally got some on one of my nuts. It feels very unpleasant. Is my nut going to fall off?

>>12377758
Hopefully yes.

>>12377758
no it will recede back into your abdomen and turn into an ovary
unless you have it surgically removed the other one will follow suit and you will start growing BOOBAS come 2021

>>12377859
Haha god I wish it was that easy. Reliable womb transplants when?

>>12377900
When you will stop being a tranny?

>>12377758
Yes

>>12377755
This meme will not live.

I think I just failed my lab practical. What typically happens in these cases. I feel dead inside

>>12376144
my life sucks, everybody at med school sucks, i hate medicine

>>12378999
this is true
people are terrible
why are medfags such soulless insects

I was riding the bus with a fellow premed fag and I mentioned I was going to get off to see my girlfriend, and he literally blurted out, "You!!?... have a girlfriend?"

I never became a doctor

>>12378978
What typically happens is time passes and you realize you were overreacting

Why do I have such bad right sided occipital head pain during masturbation?
This isn't even a meme post. Masturbation is the only thing that causes this pain.
For the past 4 days I'll be nearing the point of climax and get this immediate throbbing pain in my right occipital head. I'll feel and hear the blood pumping to that area of my head.
Is it possibly a muscle cramp? I don't think it's neuralgia as it doesn't radiate.

>>12378822
Shut up, curry chugger.

>>12380021
It's a sex headache, it happens to many people during masturbation/sex. It has happened to me on and off. You can try seeing whether staying hydrated or changing the temperature may or may not help.

How do you operate as a medfag when you have a lovely mix of autism and social anxiety? Every time I feel myself starting to warm up in a work environment I usually end up accidentally offending someone and go back to being overly polite and borderline mute.

The GP put me on an SNRI but I've found medicating with standard doses of pseudoephedrine actually helps me the most with the anxiety.

>>12379498
Neither did the other guy.

>>12380591
Just stop caring about offending people

>>12380591
You'll be a great ICU/anesthesia specialist.

i think i have diabetes; i drank my piss the other day (don't ask why) and it was really sweet
also the right side of my body is tingling and a bit numb
i have really bad health insurance but due to a deal my union made i should be getting good insurance by january next year.
would it be too dangerous to wait till then?

>>12380651
I can't even...

Is it that hard to go to your GP in the morning and get tested?

Hey guys! Premed here. Gonna take org chem next sem with a pretty bad prof. Got any tips for an aspiring podiatrist? :)

>>12380660
yeah but because of my coverage i'd get absolutely analed just from the cost of getting tested, let alone the cost of insulin and shit
plus it might get put as a pre-existing condition or something, i don't know

>>12380668

>>12380670
And you thought that asking on 4chan would be a good idea? Spend the money, it's your health you dummy.

>>12380591
i was terrible at the start
still am, but it's not as bad
i guess you just get better at hiding your true self and playing the act

>>12380651
Impossible to say without any further history (age, weight history, other associated symptoms e.g. thirstiness, excess urination) and the best person to do that is your doctor. Unless you are old you can probably wait a few months but that is not ideal. Some pharmacies have ways for you to check your blood sugar for free. If there is one in your area go there at 9am without eating breakfast and get your blood sugar tested.
If you don't end up going, you need to get your diet and weight under control, this would be the first thing your doctor tells you anyway, start by cutting out sugar from your diet (sodas, snacks, etc.) and do the exercise that you can (even if it's walking).

>>12380696
dude, the only advice you should give on this thread is "See your GP" and that's it. Fuck him for not going.

>>12380676
yeah but it might also be whether im able to pay rent

>>12380747
it's solely your problem, my friend. it's not your fault for being born in a backwards ass country but your health should be the priority. we can't say shit unless we have actual, objective information, end even then, you're still asking for advice on 4chan. Not really ethical, isn't it?

This thread is more of a "lounge" (plebbit term) for us to whine and shit our pants about corona-chan and the healthcare systems in different countries, talk about specs and shit like that.

>>12380668
Hey guys a high schooler here, I'm interested in neurourology, any tips?

>>12380668
Hey goys, middle schooler here. I'm interested in geriatrics, any tips?

>>12380668
Hey guys, 3rd grader here, mommy said I would do well as a diagnostic neuro radiologist, any tips?

>>12380668
Hey guys! Gonna take a surgical rotation next sem with a pretty tough attending. Got any tips for an aspiring neurosurgeon?

>>12375142
Surely they don't fuck male nurses, I can assure you of that.
Unless you are strapped.

>>12381293
with dick or cash?

I have a question concerning my heart. Basically this year I have been experiencing these strange heart fluctuations(don't know how else to describe it.) Basically, once in a while my heart kind of tenses up for a bit(like 10-15) seconds but afterwards continues to beat normally like nothing happened. There is no pain involved at all around the heart or chest area. Should I be worried or should I see a doctor? Anybody know of anything that is similar to my issues? Sorry if my explanation is unclear as I am at a loss for words on how to describe this issue.

>>12381470
See your GP.

>>12381525
Based.

So, how are we going to be able to tell the vaccinated and unnvaccinated apart when the corona-chan shot is out?

>>12381568
Either a tattoo or perhaps a small mark on the genitals.

>>12381584
I was serious. Besides getting the vaccinated in a database, how else should we do it? Something that can't be reproduced easily so corona-skeptics can get btfo.

>>12381632
A subdermic chip made by Microsoft.

>>12381672
Based and redchipped answer.

Guys I think I was clamped at birth. Can someone tell me the symptoms?

>>12381691
Schizophrenia, preferably catatonic so you can stop.

biomed here, just want to let you guys know that I'm amazed that you established some kind of standard for your general.

what is your take on electronic health records? data accessibility for your clients? is your institution supporting it?
I was trained in it but ultimately went into another line of work since I saw heavy resistance from GPs in my country at that time. I'm just curious if this was just the situation here.

>>12381728
Depends, we're not all from the same country. My shithole does benefit from electronic health records and every GP is required to have an electronic online database with their patients, consults, referrals, prescriptions and other documents of interest. It does make the job a lot easier and I'm grateful for it. The patients have no access to it, tho. It's really good to have them simply because of the accessibility and don't have to go through the physical records for hours to find out prior hospitalizations or stuff like that.

There are also apps made by the govt where patients can contact their physician (whatever spec) and make an appt or get help through telemedicine.

>>12381755
>My shithole does benefit from electronic health records and every GP is required to have an electronic online database with their patients, consults, referrals, prescriptions and other documents of interest. It does make the job a lot easier and I'm grateful for it.
that's what I thought, sounds pretty good. For some reason my peers from that time couldn't find work and we have a semi functional electronic health record system here, so I guess I made the right choice. Or I should have left the country. cheers

I have salmonella. Ask me anything.

>>12382536
Let him go so he can make a new video.

>>12382570
I've been letting everything go for over a week now.

Experiencing fuckbad head zaps after Paxil withdrawal (1 month). Started on betahistine, B12, and Omega 3 today. Hoping to fuck it helps. They're so fucking annoying /med/, I would almost rather die

>>12374932
>tfw going to school for CNA
>25
But I'll become a practical nurse someday!

>>12382666
Shouldn't stopped taking your meds bud.

>>12382729
>practical nurse

What the fuck is that? Did MD had sex with nursing and the retarded child is practical nurse?

>>12382790
>doesn't know what an LPN is
Ask me how I know you don't work in the medical field.

>>12381728
we have everything online and collected into a single service from all providers

>>12382816
Not every country has a slew of made up credentials for retards who didn't make to med school to be able LARP as a doctor (i.e. DO, NP, ...)

>>12374932
ah the humble burger

>>12382849
Ah yes, I'm sure your third world MD from Ubunga University that qualifies you as a witch doctor/medicine man is a more fulfilling and complete course of study than the Master's degree and thousands of hours of clinicals required for an NP.

>>12382849

>>12382898
I'm pretty sure it is more fulfilling knowing I have completed medical school and got my degree which I worked hard for rather than taking the easy route and become a NURSE larping as a doctor. You're embarrassing yourself, especially when you can easily get an online diploma apparently. Kek, I've did some research and you need 500 clinical hours to become a "NP" (Non-practitioner). 500. That's like a fraction of what I did in these 6 years. Learn humility, first because you clearly have no idea where your place is in the medical field.

>>12382849
Couldn't have said it any better.

>>12382849
An NP in America probably makes more than you do lmao.

>>12383030
Brainlet cope.

>>12383002
I know people with close over 5,000 clinical hours that have been rejected from masters level medical programs.
Your country is a joke.

>>12383081
>b-but I know people!!

Shut the fuck up faggot, you know jack shit. Fucking 500 hours "clinician", even I have more hours of experience and I'm still a student, kek, what a shit stain of a human being you are, looking for excuses.

>>12383115
You must be a real fucking peach to work with, too. I'm sure all of your staff are going to be super motivated to help you when you can't even attempt to hide your contempt for them when you haven't even finished training.

>>12382849
>>12383115
You clearly know nothing about the first world medical industry, and reek of a shitskin.
That said, fuck nursoids.
Yo

>>12383148
C O P E
O
P
E

https://www.tafp.org/Media/Default/Downloads/advocacy/scope-education.pdf

fucking 500-1500 hours. I'm damn sure I've got more hours of clinical experience and still in medical school yet you won't shut the fuck up because of that fragile ego. Stay in your lane, shit stain.

>>12383185
Do I have to post hand + eyes again? Whiter than you, Tequan.

>>12383185
They created NPs to address the shortage of physicians in rural areas. They go everywhere except rural because it's the easy way to larp as a physician instead of becoming a real one so stop projecting like we have no idea. It's all about the money and the cost of their services, easier to train NPs (I mean, 500 hours) than MDs. Plus, we weren't talking about the financial aspect of the american healthcare system, everybody knows it's pretty shit. The difference is in the training and the audacity to call themselves "doctors" when they're just smoothbrains with a white coat.

>fuck nursoids

At least we agree on something.

>>12383252
They have to be supervised by a doctor in my state.

>>12383191
>>12383148 was my first post in the thread, and I'm a US MD student. You are an insufferable faggot with a paper thin ego who wants to push credentials over everyone since they're the only thing you have and I genuinely feel sorry for the people who are being paid to put up with you.

>>12383268
Not my point and I feel like it's normal to be supervised by a physician when they're trained online for 500 hours and considered "clinical experience". It's just about the air of superiority they put on when they have such little training, that's it. Nurses are nurses and physicians are physicians, there's no in between, there's just cope.

>>12383298
>le edgy plebbitor simping for nps

Go back.

>>12383299
>Nurses are nurses and physicians are physicians
No shit, I'm saying that is well understood in my state. Only flyover states let nursoids kill patients with impunity.

>>12383185
Whiter (or at least more European) than you, Lopez.

>>12383321
Well shit, that's pretty based, then.

>>12383328
Also based.

Where can I find advice on getting in shape as a sedentary person who gets muscle/tendon strains very easily? I've read that eccentric and isometric exercises help, but apparently they're best done after a warm up. What warm ups are least likely to injure me?

>>12383548
>What warm ups are least likely to injure me?
Doing a 20 rep set with super light weight of the exercise you're about to perform. Learning basic musculoskeletal anatomy may help you to rationalize your warm-ups along your actual workouts.
I must say coming here was smarter than asking for advice on the fag cage (aka /fit/)

>>12383002
LARP, post diploma with spoon or fuck off.
>inb4 I don't have one/at my parents house

>>12383299
I guarantee anyone on this board will trust the opinion of a seasoned NP over a fucking pre-med student.

>>12378978
Update. I passed by one question.

Found out i got accepted to med school sept 12, couple months back. Can i call my self a med student or am i still a premed to yall?

Anyways, what are some things you guys wish you did before starting med school? How can i prepare the best?

>>12383843
Being yourself.
>>12383775
Chad brainlet. According to a leak it seems like I passed the specialist entrance exam by 1 point. Will confirm in 4 days.

Is neurology based or cringe? Can't decide if I should shoot for that or coast to a shitty IM residency

>>12383843
Being a med student doesn't mean shit, so don't worry about it. Until you have a degree in hand and are licensed to practice, you're under nurses, and imo under CNAs, MAs, EMTs, etc.

>>12383743
>>12384336
Nursoid cope.

>>12384008
neurology is incredibly based but it's a huge difference between IM and neuro. Both are big brain specs made for mental masturbation.

>>12383758
keep projecting, lowly nurse.

>>12383758
>500 hours of clinical experience
>SEASONED

>>12383743
if that's all you got from my entire post please leave, you're not welcome here.

>wake up
>see the shit storm

kek, did a nurse trigger the board again?

>>12383843
Congrats, you're one of us now, bro.

>>12383548
if you want to do a bit of cardio, try out the couch to 5k program from the NHS.

>>12382536
Gib credit card details, i'm poor gypsy

>>12384721
>knowing a million flow charts is big brain mental masturbation

>>12384739
>I'm larping as a doctor
Your shit opinions mean nothing. Show me a credential or shut up.

>>12384926
not him but who in their right mind would post their diploma?

Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with NPs or whatever since my shithole doesn't have something like that, imo as long as you don't kill a patient or seriously endanger his life, fine by me, no idea how you got to trigger them all lol.

>>12384936
Block the name and date, easy.

>>12384961
I guess that works. I would've posted mine (just for you qt nursey if you know what I mean) but I don't have one yet :(

>>12384926
>demanding credentials on finnish frog drawing forum

>>12385038
>knowing anon is full of shit

>>12383758
>NP over a fucking pre-med student
it's not a choice, both must hang

>>12385049
b-based?

Hey niggers looking to get a free pdf of some practice questions.

I heard this book is good can anyone find it for free online? (Medical school 1100 SBAs/BOFs and EMQs.)

Im from the uk and in first year. So passmedicine is a leap from the questions Im being tested on this year but thats all I have atm.

>>12385184
h t t p s : / / w e . t l / t - 0 1 H w j G u H p v

>>12385184
sorry for the format bro, 4chainz thinks it's spam otherwise.

>>12385184
b-ok.org my man. Honestly, passmedicine years 1-3 is free and probs the best you can get.

If I could go back to your position I would just grind anki

>>12385202
>>12385197
>h t t p s : / / w e . t l / t - 0 1 H w j G u H p v

Thank bro, at least its a small link haha.

>>12385202

I fucked up and got cocky this term and stopped anki since I couldnt find a suitable deck. Should have made one though. Starting now would be autistic though with not much time till finals. Mainly worried about health psych since I found the lectures boring and didnt really try at all. All that transtheoretical model never really made sense to me. If you guys have resources for this would be useful.

>>12385216
let me know if it's the right book. I only found the older version of 1000 sadly. The newer one is behind a paywall but I hope it is what you're looking for at least.

>>12385216
> I couldn't find a suitable deck

I started Anki in 3rd year and that was not too late. The best time to start anki is the first day of 1st year the second best is now.

Try and just use AnKing. Suspend everything then unsuspend the relevant cards. You can easily find a Netter's/Gray's anatomy deck on reddit, use that.

What is health psych? I can help with recommended resources for most stuff if you give me detail.

Also, wtf you have finals soon? All of ours were in May/June. You should only focus on summative assessments that count towards your decile for FPAS. You should aim to barely pass all the formative shite.

Realise all your in-house produced resources (lectures, questions, cases etc.) will be crap compared to the resources coming out of the US for Step 1

t. 5th year in UK

I can't look at this stupid bun picture anymore.
Thead hidden.

>>12385238
idk why but i kek'd at this.

>>12385224
That version is fine I just need some questions to test my recall.
>>12385226
Yes not doing anki was my biggest regret this term. My recall was very sharp and I liked the way it kept you in line for an achievable target each day. I screenshotted your comment and will come back to look at AnKing and Netters/Gray anatomy in the future.

I am doing an accelerated degree and our term schedule is unconventional.

Health psych is a whitsle stop tour of psychology. topics including personality disorders, depresion and anxiety, eating disorders, dementia, communication in children and learning disabilities. It is broad in some areas for example coping with chronic illness, adherance to treatment. It also includes interventions like motivational interviewing and CBT.

my discord is
Joebidenofficial#7777

>>12385238
truth burns

>>12385261
>truth buns*

Fixed.

.....

>>12385339
wtf is this question

>>12374932
Clampinated, vaxxinated, circumulated!

>>12385238
Unclamped take.

>>12374932
Corona is a nothing burger

t. pulmonology consultant

>>12385339
Null hypothesis(H0) is that there is no difference between remdesivir and placebo.

Alternative hypothesis (H1) is that there is a significant difference.

Absolute brainlet answers on passmed there.

>>12385509
>Null hypothesis(H0) is that there is no difference between remdesivir and placebo.

Question doesn't say that.

good job you reverse engineered the question based on the correct answer.

>>12385478
>t. Kojak Berkowitz

>>12385478
>CoRoNa_Is_A_nOtHiNgBuRgEr

>posts an opinion
>doesn't support it with facts or documental evidence
Why are amerinegros this retarded?

>>12385529
That's what null hypothesis implies, jfc this is undergrad level shit, do you even have a degree?

>>12385529
lmao you absolute retard
>>12385616
> jfc this is undergrad level shit,
it's high school math actually

>>12385626
>>12385616
The meaning of H0 is not specified and can be selected by the researcher. This is the hypothesis the researcher aims to reject. to show that the observed data is not compatible with such a hypothesis.

>>12385731
You could have just said you have autism and can't understand language with any degree of vagueness and saved everyone the trouble of trying to get through the block of concrete you call a skull.

>>12385748
That or maybe you're retarded.

>>12385840
Go to your workplace (assuming you even have one and are even remotely involved with medicine at all), ask them what a null hypothesis is and record their responses.

Blood test showed that I have a high amount of IGG antibodies against Borrelia burgdorferi

Do I really have Lyme arthritis? I don't recall being bitten by a tick.

>>12385509
Seemingly everyone becomes a fucking brainlet, no matter how educated or otherwise academically capable, when asked about COVID19 and SARS-CoV-2

>>12386451
You came far enough to get tested for it so go ask your treating physician and kindly fuck off.

>send out mass invite to event to uni and hospital email lists
>crusty old proffs send their responses with 'reply to all'
>everybody drowns in spam
>somehow this is now my fault
>tfw

>>12381470
BOOBAS
O
O
B
A
S

>>12385473
clamped take

>>12385531
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN ELDERINOS

>>12386966
Unclamp.

>>12386987
I have transcended the clamp/unclamp dichotomy.

>>12387032
Good.

>>12387047
>Clamptards vs unclamptards
>Tfw chad avulsion

>>12387091
Based

>>12387108
>Near through 2020
>in /med/
>not being unbased
CRINGE

>>12387119
Clamped af

>>12387133
Omniclampinated beyond all measure.

In 2025 we will stitch cloth masks to babies' faces along with their mandatory circumcision and tracking chip.

>>12387189
You forgot the part where we control how much oxygen and blood they get at birth.

Honestly though, I don't think circumcision goes far enough. The risk:benefit isn't optimal. We should actually just deglove the whole penis and get rid of the langerhans cells altogether. We will never stop the epidemic of HIV/AIDS otherwise. United, we stand. We cannot fall back to the darkness and growing anti-science views of the unwashed masses. A gloved penis is a selfish and psychopathic threat to society.

can you take it to /x/ and leave /sci/ for posters without schizophrenia

>>12387280
If you can't unclamp, can you at least manage to acknowledge that they clamp?

>>12387280
OK so you're either denying early cord clamping or you're denying the negative effects of it...
What?

>Do a basic bitch human bio course with phys/anat majors
>Do honours year in oncology research because why not, get first class
I feel like the only options I have for jobs are super menial data entry, or working as a lab tech.

I'm guessing the only choice I have is to pick up something, anything in the medical field and just try to gain work experience from there. I literally work at a liquor store and I earn more there than I would at some of these ''entry level'' jobs. I've done fuck all since completing last year and I'm not sure what to do.

Considering doing a Masters' in something but I didn't really plan my academic career well up to now I'm hesitant at doing any more. My grades are good enough to apply for med but I'm 27. Kind of running out of time to be studying I think.

Why do i sometimes just convulse like a complete spastic. Just one big shiver out of nowhere? It's also pretty often the same sequence of muscle activation

Can I say I'm in med school if I go to a DO school? Or should I say I'm in DO school

non med fag here, someone can tell me why nurse hating is a meme? are they fucking retarded skanks no smarter than a waitress with massive inferiority complexes who only go into nursing to prove something to someone? what happens when you run into a competent nurse who isn't a tryhard cunt?

>>12387818
It's elitism by pre-med students that don't know shit about shit. Real doctors like the fact nurses do all the shit they don't have to.

Keep debriding those diabetic foot ulcers, sluts

>>12388050
Holy based.

>>12387818
>>12387849
They're like dishwashers. You order them to do the same shit over and over and over again and they do it, also they're fucking sluts, webm related

>>12388113
kek

why are indian nurses such useless, lazy fucking cunts

>>12388203
envy

>>12387818
A lot of women go into nursing because it's romanticized. "I want to take care of and help people uwu" kind of stuff. Good nursing schools tend to grind out the subpar ones with rigorous training, so most nurses are intelligent and tireless members of the care team.

Then you've got certification mills that churn out people able to sit for the NCLEX-RN as fast as possible. Those are the ones that are annoying as shit to work with, think they know what medicine is, and then go on TikTok to cry about how haaaaard health care is.

>>12388242
>A lot of women go into nursing because it's romanticized.
We did a career plan inquiry back when I was in high school, either when we sat for our proficiency exams or SATs, and 2/3rds of our primarily female focus group claimed they were going into nursing.

Meanwhile we have a severe shortage of nurses right now. Kek.

Why are so many nurses from the Philippines?

Guys, I'm finally in my 6th year and the semester it's coming to its end, the residency exam gets closer and closer and I want to make a schedule. I'll use active recall but I don't know what to do before studying and what to-do calendar app to use to make the schedule happen, lol.

What do you guys do before studying? In these years, I woke up, brush my teeth, take a morning shower for energy boost and jump into studying. It worked so far, but the exam that will decide the rest of my career is coming and I'm feeling especially stressed (even if the exam is next year in november).

Any tips? Should I go out for a morning jog or should I do something else or it's fine to stick with whatever worked until now? The thing is that today I wanted to study for it but I was extremely stressed in the morning just from looking at the subjects and chapters, I was extremely nervous and doesn't seem to work anymore. Pls halp.

>>12388352
i am final year final stretch of couple of months
however i'm not a fucking pussy

>>12388451
Good for you anon, we're not all alpha males.

>>12388352
>in my 6th year and the semester it's coming to its end, the residency exam gets closer and closer
>but somehow along the way after high school, undergrad, grad courses, and all the way through med school, my dumb ass forgot how to study

>>12388483
It was not about how to study you dummy. I was asking about a proper routine to do before studying. Something to take out all the stress accumulated and study afterwards.

Also rude and uncalled for :(

Any rad techs here got any advice on how to hate the job less? I've sort of realized in the last year of my degree that I rather dislike the job. I'm mostly fine with x-ray stuff but as soon as you introduce shit like admin and theater work where you gotta deal with other hospital staff all day I just want to fucking die.

>>12388519
The problem is you. Interpersonal skills are required in all aspects of medicine, you will always deal with (and hate) coworkers.

what is better for schizotypal personality disorder- amisulpiride or aripiprazole?

>>12388557
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanpsy/article/PIIS2215-0366(20)30341-2/fulltext

Amisulpiride.

>>12388557
Neither. Becoming unclamped is the only true counterbalance. The schizotypal requires a solipsistic deconstructive descent so it can create a new set of organizing principles, modulate its excesses, etc. When one unclamps they are increasing their awareness, and thus they are creating a greater capacity for choice over reflex. Reflexive function is the issue, as it establishes a largely external locus of control.

>>12388573
how do I unclamp in 1 to 5 simple steps
also present the information as if i'm 90 IQ, no big words please

>>12388520
Do you get better at it or what? Some of the nurses and even other techs I've had to deal with make me want to go postal.

>>12388576
Ask yourself "why", and to every answer, ask why again.
Ask yourself "what", and to every answer, ask what again. Don't determine identity by only looking for differences, look for similarity. Look at a region or object from the perspective of multiple scales.
Ask yourself first what is possible, not what is probable. Trace out and weight every branch of possibility.
Become aware of the difference between the relative and the absolute. An object floating alone in a void easily separates relative attributes from essential nature. For example "progress" is discussed as if it's an object, when the question is really "progress wfrom what, to what"? Progress is relative. Intelligence is discussed as a matter of potential and capacity, however here too, intelligence relative to what metric? There must be a value system, a set of criteria, a goal, a measure of fitness.
Imagine yourself as an alien looking down upon this place, and ask yourself the above questions again. What is it. Why does it. Look at them and ask why with the same mind you would give to another species, or a colony of ants.

>>12385529
retard alert

>>12388573
are you a psychoanalysist?

>>12388558
thank you very much friend

>>12388603
>are you a psychoanalysist?
No.

>>12388558
>not double-blind placebo
>small groups studied
:(

>>12388576
>what is the sound of one hand clamping

>>12388352
jesus, get a grip

>>12388605
so what are you?

>>12388710
Thanks for the advice, really helpful and game changing.

>>12388352
Grow a spine, or some guts. Whatever happens first.

>>12388897
Thank you. Really helpful.

Any good pdf reader with highlighting incorporated in the app out there? free/open source would be great and windows.

>>12374932
What's a good percentage to get in a Continuous Assessment exam? Any pre-clinical fags here?

What kind of disease causes joints to crack/pop all of a sudden?

>>12389038
could be aids

Had my wisdom tooth removed today. Anyway, I think I may have opened the stitches, maybe when I blew my nose or something, not sure.

Besides the gaping hole, it doesn't really look too bad. Should I be worried?

>>12389086
Watch out for dry socket.

>>12389086
>>12389113
Actually, I might be wrong. The thread I see looks tight, and there hasn't been more bleeding as a result. Maybe the big hole threw me off. Dry socket?

Final year medic in the UK here. I want to move to the US, so prepping for the USMLE and I’m halfway done with anking. I’ll probably take it sometime next year as an F1.

I’m not set on a specialty yet but I think I quite like neurosurgery. Is it possible for me to get into it as a foreign IMG that hasn’t excelled through med school? Got no publications. Or do I have to get into A shitty specialty to move to the US?

I am hoping to hardcore cv boost during the 2 foundations years while saving some money and applying for specialty training in the US after.

If I don’t get accepted, can I still work in the US and try again later? I know they are reluctant to take people who have taken a few years out into surgical training in the UK, wondering if it’s the same over there.

I have COVID now. Should I take Dexamethasone
if I don't have pneumonia?

>>12389130
Take dextromethorphan until you hit plateu 5 or whatever.

>>12388736
>>12388907
stop being a passive aggressive bitch

>>12389143
WTF?

>>12388731
A psycho

>>12389123
>neurosurg as an IMG
it's a long shot for sure, even if you were some sort of prodigy

>>12389154
Not passive aggressive at all, lmao. I was just expecting something else since I've been with you fuckers for a long time, yet you still haven't changed a single bit which is okay but also sad.

>>12374932
Why are medautists almost always out of shape dweebs?
Why the fuck do you think i'll the advice of some skinnyfat DYEL chump ass mofo?! ROFL..hit the gym, get some definition on those arms before you try to tell me how to live you fucking pussaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>12389166
>Not passive aggressive at all, lmao.
stop asking stupid questions if you want meaningful answers

>>12389172
preach it brother

>>12389176
I was just looking for routine tips to make the stress go away before studying, that's all. Not even sure what was so stupid about it, i think everyone has a routine that works. Innocent question at most.

>>12389172
Sneed

>>12389183
>looking for routine tips to make the stress go away before studying
>t. about to finish med school
you really don't understand what's stupid about this

>>12389200
dude, just leave the guy alone. he just wants some advice
you're such an insufferable autist

>>12389200
Whatever dude, it's fine, let's forget it.

jeez, these threads have really gone downhill

>>12389243
idk, i feel like they've always been like this finnbro.

why is everything in the medical/health related fields inconclusive?

do better research medfags

Why are people in med school so uninteresting? Their only interests are medicine and partying

>>12389264
>he isn't interested in medicine or partying
haha loser

>>12389257
too much money, pragmatism over healthy autism, body is too complex etc.

>>12388929
STDU viewer.

>>12374932
based nothingburger poster

>>12389285
how can there be too much money

>>12389323
Most people studying medicine get actual jobs, so there is always a lack of competent researchers. The subject is so sexy though that there is a lot of money, much more than the competent researchers can even utilize, so naturally all kinds of bottom feeding scum start to leak in from adjacent fields to get some of those research gibs as they have no real employment prospects.

>>12389343
lanset is misspelled there

>>12389172
Your almost generalization ends here.

>>12389391

>>12389397
lose weight
you are way too fat/big
i know gymbros and landwhales will disagree, but a human is supposed to be on the skinny side

focus on cardio for a period

>>12389424
No. Healthy humans must weight +90Kg, also there isn't any significant use for cardio on daily living, other than pleasing cardiologic lobbies and twink faggots.
Powerlifting is life.

>>12389172
>t. Dr Mike

>tfw have to write research plans for shit that I'm publishing at the same time
why are bureaucrats allowed to live

>>12389499
hitler lost

So...
>be me
>playing vidya at home after work
>feel the itch on me forehead
>reach to scratch the spot
>accidentally poked my pinky into my right eye
>hurtasfuck.exe
>not bleeding or anything just pain
>after a few minutes of pain me kept seeing double vision(diplopia?)
What do? Will it go away if I sleep?

>>12389596
If you consider is bad enough to schedule an appointment with your family doctor, you should do so.
You're welcome.

>>12389596
unironically go see a doctor

>>12389609
Don't think it safe to drive in this condition, is this a serious problem?

>>12389619
>Don't think it safe to drive
>is this a serious problem

>>12389636
Maximum kek

>>12389619
>is it safe to drive with double vision
no

Is there anyone here who's in a 2nd world med school and feels like it needs no effort at all? I read all these horror stories about American med students studying for 5 hours a day yet I've been living almost like a NEET for 3 years already

Any psychiatry fags here who would help me find some research useful for an article regarding blameworthiness of people affected by OCD?

>>12386640
>Letting everyone even see the full list of invitees
>Not using bcc
Yeah, you did goof a bit there.

>>12374932
Med Bros my big toe is turning black. Not the nail the flesh.
I barely move since lockdown kicked off, am I losing circulation to it? Pls advise

>>12389811
i advise you to contact your doctor ASAP

what do you expect us to advise you in this situation exactly?

>>12389801
I mean, the recipients were just departmental email lists, they are publicily available and the members are visible in Outlook, so no harm done there. It's just so strange, everybody sends stuff without using bcc here all the time and it's usually the retards replying to all who get reprimanded for the spam.

>>12389701
People coming from 2nd world med schools seem to have had a busier schedule than native grads in Northern Europe, so I guess we are the ultimate slackers.

>>12389811
>am I losing circulation to it?
prob necrotic, nothing to worry about unless you want to keep breathing.

>>12389937
scandi medcuck
i cosated throughout, with next to no effort
can't say the same about my brainlet peers though, they seemed to have a rather tough time and had to study quite a bit

so I disagree with you

>>12389701
Thats because in the anglo world students need to memorise trivia about a random cluster of subjects sometimes not even related to medicine. Pretty asanine, but US doctors get overworked and make a whole lot more mistakes than those that aren't.

>>12389701
americans like complaining

>>12389946
I guess brainlets need to study universally, I've just heard that the 2nd world med schools emphasize trivia so much that everybody has to actually study.

>>12389926
Oh, in that case yeah you are probably less to blame than the crusties.

>>12389726
what

>>12389123
Lol F1 is gonna grind you down mate. What pland do you have for CV building? Are you going for AFP?

4 days since I last peed

>>12391232
basadisimo?

>>12391232
time to die

>>12391232
Are you saving it up for someone to drink? How does it affect the taste?

>>12391237
I'm not kidding please help I don't want a catheter

>>12391581
no I physically can't pee it's incredibly painful but I can't get any out
>>12391502
I fucking hope so mate

>>12391622

I would say see your GP/family doctor but now I think see your friendly ED doc. Make sure they use plenty of lube when they're putting the catheter in

>>12391618
well shit, then.

My advice is to see your good ole emergency doctor. ASAP.

>>12391636
Ok well fuck been nice knowing you all I may die tommorow

>>12391622
Could be anything. Any other symptoms? Back pain? Burning? Stomach pain? Could be a kidney infection, swolen prostate, kidney stone, UTI, STD, parasitic infection, fuck it could be severe dehydration.

>>12391660
Btw I'm not a doctor, I'm a home caregiver that's not qualified to do anything but notify a nurse.

So go see a doctor.

>>12391643
Go to the ED now.

>>12391787
>4 days
If I didn't piss for >12 hours I'd probably be checking myself in.

why am I sleepy all the time? Im sleepy 24/7. I want to get productive /sci/, please help

>>12391794
Anon must have one hell of a bladder if the alarm bells didn't go off after day 1 of not pissing.

>>12391643
Your kidneys are going to be sweating

I have some bad news to share. Maradona one of the greatest footballers of all time, sadly had his life cut short because of SARS-COV2. Wash your hands everyone one be safe and be smart.

>>12391905
they are dead already

>>12391999
Hydronephrosis and calyceal dilation ?/

>>12391999
Bladder perforation!!!!!

>>12392013
>>12392024
fuck do i know
>no pee for 4 days = BAD!!
>BAD!! = kidney broken?

t. em nigger

How many of you go to work not sober? I didn't know this was a thing until recently

NEW
>>12392123
>>12392123
>>12392123
>>12392123

>>12375060
My best bet is that since they don't mind playing in feces for $$$, they certainly don't mind guzzling cum for fun

>>12381343
>Male nurse strapped with cash
>implying