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aliens

nothing

Why are they so tribal?

>>12320102
>Implying they actually do anything with these other than clean and reuse the vials.
What a fucking looser you are.

>your DNA on the moon permanently
>fucked up aliens come across it
>they bring you to life
>torture you horrifically until death
>revive you, preserving memory
>repeat until universal heat death

>>12320363
I prefer this timeline
>DNA is sent to the moon
>radiation on the moon permanently mutates your DNA
>humans die out
>ayyliens find DNA and revive humans
>DNA is so fucked there is nothing that even closely resembles a human
>aliens assume we are just some really ugly species

>>12320363
based I can't wait till I can fit the big probe and please my intergalactic masters

lmao
you know they sell your DNA information to insurance agencies, and those insurance agencies will alter your premiums

also the more DNA info they have on you, the more data they can collect on the type of behavior you may be prone to, and can fuck with your behavior

hell there's so much they can do with your DNA
it amazes me how easily people will just hand that shit over to special interest groups

>>12320378
maybe they wanna cure cancer tho

>>12320388
>puts cancer agents in all your food
>hinders development on any energy sources and engines that can use alternative to O&G
>everything is plastics despite alternatives
>literally fuckloads more cancer things

bro you having cancer makes them shit tons of money lol
you're cattle to be harvested

>>12320396
>(((them)))

>>12320102
it'll be like that one episode of star trek where they launch a body into space

>>12320102
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS MY DNA IS ON THE MOON NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO IT THERE!!!

The solar radiation will destroy everything and this is just a massive waste of money and time.

>>12320378
>>12320396
B&RP