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12199262 No.12199262 [Reply] [Original]

What evolutionary biologists even do other than dissecting exotic animals?

>> No.12199263

>>12199262
Have sex with them soon after.

>> No.12199277

>>12199262
>other than dissecting exotic animals?
Most of them don't even do that.

>> No.12199281

>>12199262
jacking off

>> No.12199296
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12199296

This

>> No.12199302

>>12199263
I am an evolutionary biologist and that's true.

>> No.12201622

>>12199302
I can confirm as well

>> No.12201636

>>12201622
Second that. Y’all ever done a dolphin? Dolphin pussy is too good bros I don’t think I can go back to other animals.

>> No.12202751

>>12199262
Depends on what you're doing in the field. Most people in ev bio these days do a lot of work related to genetics and taxonomy, people doing the fun stuff (dissecting exotic animals) are a very small part of it.

That said, we all have sex with them. Nothing better than a interspecies necro gangbang down in the museum specimens room.

>tfw using 50 year old animal fetuses as fleshlights
feels good man

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>>12202751
>>12199302
>>12201622
>>12201636
A-are you guys being serious right now? I'm a molecular biologist and I'm actually kind of turned on by that idea. Did I pick the wrong field? Seriously, Dolphin pussy is supposed to feel really good and fit human cock pretty well bros. I don't get to see many animals in my molecular labs, I'd really cherish the what you guys have...

>> No.12202777

>>12202764
Just get a flesh light, loser.

>> No.12202780

>>12202777
How about I use your tight ass as a fleshlight, faggot?

>> No.12202785

>>12202780
You're just mad I got trips.
also you're mom's ass if pretty loose, I would know, just use her's.

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>>12202785
I don't need to because I already did LMAO

>> No.12202808

>>12202799
that makes us anus brothers.
AWESOME!!!
YAY HUZAAH TO ANUS BROTHERS!

>> No.12202809

>>12202808
reddit moment

>> No.12202811

>>12202808
cringe

>> No.12202830

>>12202809
>>12202811
hate it cuz they anus

>> No.12202840

>>12199262
Lots of evolutionary biologists are essentially data scientists. The fraction that do experiments like slitting open giraffe necks is quite small.

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>>12202764
>he doesn't know about VINs

>> No.12202876

>>12202873
Fuck that's supposed to be VIT

>> No.12202892

>>12202751
>people doing the fun stuff (dissecting exotic animals)
i love how science is the way for perverts and sociopath to feel righteous and smug

>> No.12202898

>>12202892
keep coping, social "scientist". ethics is a lie and and you know it.

>> No.12202900

>>12202892
We wouldn't have feasible surgeries or medical treatments if it weren't for "perverts and sociopaths" retard.