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>Feeling shivery, muscle aches
>Sore throat
>Taste and smell diminished
>Feeling a little hot
>Mucus coming up
>Tears streaming from my eyes

Is this it for me lads?
Can any esteemed /sci/entists give their opinion?

>> No.12143266

i know his cruelty, my death is near

>> No.12143272

>>12143262
Have someone buy you zinc lozenges or overnight some from Amazon and use one every two hours.

>> No.12143287

>>12143262
the bat flu got you im sorry anon

>> No.12143296

Some common disease, or...
https://landing.google.com/screener/covid19?source=google

>> No.12143874
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12143874

>>12143262
you should inject Clorox (TM) brand bleach

>> No.12144153

>>12143262
Oh no you have a cold, poor you.

>> No.12144302

>>12143262
I don't know how to break this to you Anon, but you're gay

>> No.12144306

>>12143262
you have China Originating Virally Infectious Disease. enjoy your organ and brain damage

>> No.12144326
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>>12143874
>parroting media lies to own the right

All leftist are genetically inferior to humans.

>> No.12145528 [DELETED] 

99.9999% survival rate anon. USA!

>> No.12145564

>>12144326
I feel like I've seen you post this a million times on this board. Are you mentally well my dude?

>> No.12146301

>>12143262
You are doomed, now you should take every plant labeled anti-virotic and anti-inflamatory from whole planet intravenously.

Maybe try heroin, it's maybe last time you can in your life.

>> No.12146544

>>12143262
OP here
Got a test today lads. Im COVID positive. Please pray for me

>> No.12146557

>>12146544
On a side note. Fuck chinks. Fuck china. Now i am 1000s of miles away suffering because of some slit-eyed gooks fuck up at a CCP biolab. Probably permanent heart and lung damage

>> No.12146578

>>12146557
>slit-eyed gooks fuck up at a CCP biolab.
go talk to
>>12144326