/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12140669
It'll definitely turn a bunch of people retarded and get their brains fried from the 5g. Technology is definitely not fast enough for this kind of wireless tech we still have way too much lag.

>>12140679
>*makes you unable to get MRI ever again*
>*Kills your thyroid from routine head CT scans
>*gives you brain tumors and pseudotumors*

>*causes eternal seething on /sci/ years before it comes out just by existing *

>>12140695
You forgot bluetooth exposure giving you brain damage and crippling your hypothalamic and thyroid function.

>>12140705

>*causes eternal seething on /sci/ decades after coming out just by existing *

>>12140705
>*causes eternal seething on /sci/ decades after coming out just by existing.*

>>12140708
>Foreign body constantly stimulating neuron pathway
>Neuron makes a shit ton of GABAergic receptors to compensate
>Neuron pathway atrophiates and obliterates
>need to open the skull over again using general anesthesia and risking more meningitis just to get wifi back up.

>>12140669
>Get brain needle
>Drive car
>Get intraparenchimatous hemorrage at every red light.

>>12140745
Don't worry, manually driven cars will be going out of fashion really soon.

calm down. this will pave the way for injected nanomachines

>>12141310
>Get brain needle
>Get in self driving car
>Self driving car comes to a red light
>Get intraparenchimatous hemorrage at every stop

>>12141313
>Inject nanomachines
>Blood clots everywhere
>DIC kicks in
>Hemorrage everywhere
>Inject "anticlot" nanomachine
>Hemorrage everywhere

let them beta test so we may have trans-humanism cybernetic loli bodies

>>12141313
Hell no.
>CIA darts someone with nanomachine brain parasite.
>over the next day makes way to brain and sets up a neuralink. Connection established
>Can control them like a toy car. >Proceeds to use them to bang your mom.

>>12141351
Won't happen

>Go to neuralink frankenstein lab to get brainfucked
>ride taxi home
>bumps in the road gives you minor concussions which the cable bullshit will turn into brain hemorrage
>Die at home from vomit inhalation caused by neuralink associated seizure
>Not covered by insurance

>>12141367
>>12141367
>Won't happen
The cia was always interested in mind control. The mkultra project used drugs and failed. Now we have biohacking which actually works. People used it on bugs and mice to make them move.

ITT - seething tesla short traders.

>>12141401
People are already mind controlled for cheap through twitter bullshit.

>>12141401
>The mkultra project used drugs
>and failed.
False on both accounts. See Ewen Cameron, Delgado, Sharp, etc.

Yo WTF
https://sites.google.com/site/mcrais/secrets#_ftn68

>>12140669
>actually using it before its perfected by a million "i fucking love science" soiboys frying their brain with it

>>12140669
So what nigga like just take the Murai vaccine that shit aint nothin to stress over, shit.

>>12140669
Nice try, never selling!

The most hilarious thought is that whenever this is perfected and common in society you faggots are going to be running the equivalent of Linux on literally your brain and you will be doing this of your own volition and even feel superior because of it

>>12140669
>upgrade to neuralink premium to read this comment

>>12141509
>go to american OR
>get e.coli in your brain

>>12142031
>literal brain surgery
>ever common in society
Keep sci fi bullshit in fiction books.

>>12143044
Right, I forgot robots dont exist, musk btfo

>>12143044
>>powered flight/rockets/personal computers
>>ever common in society
>Keep sci fi bullshit in fiction books.

>>12142031
More like they'll be crying only the rich/elite gets to use it and demand the government intervention in distributing this technology to the mass. LMAO

Luddites of today will be the ones doing this.

>>12141509
>tfw father died from Cyberbrain Sclerosis
>tfw vaccine nowhere to be found

so if the intelligence augmentation becomes a reality, does that devalue stem schooling?

>>12143129
You forgot programmers are absolute retards and can't get a grasp of basic biology.

>>12143214
>Building shit is the same as pretending meat works like machines

>>12141416
Yeah. As it turns out you don't need fancy technology to get stupid people to do what you want.

>>12144443
>>Building shit is the same as pretending meat works like machines
yes.