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It's basically a mathematical certainty at this point

I rememeber some arthoe girl drinking that stuff and telling some other girl how healthy it is because it contains ''healthy salts''

What a retard

>>12127276
Shut up faggot, it's a great drink and tastes good

>>12127270
>be fish on powerade planet
>swim 100km/h to escape shark
>get tired
>drink powerade because im in an ocean of it
>win

>>12127270
it's got electrolytes

>>12127400
four of them

>>12127296
>>12127400
electomylets

>>12127296
but the shark can drink powerade too

>>12127450
pepe fish can drink 40mbs of drink faster

>>12127400
>>12127400
It's got what planets crave

>>12127270
Yes.
There's a planet with each flavored color as well.

>>12127270
Infinite time and space does not mean infinite variety.
There is an infinite number of numbers between 1 and 2, but none of them are 3.
There's no planet out there where the dominant form of life evolved from refrigerators.

>>12127539
My new goal, once I've uploaded my consciousness or a copy into a robot will be to become an immortal Matrioshka Brain, so I can find and collect all the flavors of the powerade planets so that none of you can have them. It's the ultimate scheme.

I wanna move to the chocolate planet. Or the planet made purely out of pornographic material

Powerade is just water sugar and electrolytes, so yes.

https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/goddard/2019/sugars-in-meteorites/

https://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2000/ast20jun_1

>>12127276
Well salt is healthy in moderation. That's why they add it. If you aren't actively depleting it, though, you're retarded and deserve the clogged arteries.

>>12127270
There’s probably even one with a powerade atmosphere.

Check out the work of Sarah Horst on exoplanet atnospheric chemistry

>>12127740
I'll just collect the Gatorade planets instead then.

>>12127539
>there's a planet out there with powerade flavors we've never even heard of and may very well be better than the ones on earth

>>12128950
I will capture them before any of you can have them and once I've basked in their natural beauty for a mere trivial moment, I WILL ANNIHILATE THEM ALL!

>>12127736
You're assuming an ocean made of powerade is somehow prohibited by the known laws of physics.

THAT'S the shit you're going with to shill sugarwater?

>>12127270
Yes, but if your work out the probabilities, for every 1 planet with an ocean of clean and pure poweraid, there are infinitly more other planets with oceans of poweraid that are dirty, filthy, and undrinkable.

You'd have to search through an infinity of planets with dirty poweraid just to find 1 clean 1.

>>12127450
He needs to drink more due to higher body weight, which in effect slows him down more than the speedboost gained from drinking the powerade.

>>12127400
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