/sci/ - Science & Math

1 minute bros

>>12059302
ELON YOU FUCK WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LATE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12059302
Scrubbed?

Cucked again

>>12059302
We only have 2 choices. Merge with the machine, or destroy all of it. The course of the future will be the decision between these two choices.

thread theme
https://youtu.be/0tDpoLXD3Js

>>12059302
Bro this shit is gonna be huge; I can feel it.

What is that nigger musk doing where is he

>>12059341
Every event he's involved in is at least 15 minutes late

and so it begins

>96k waiting

>>12059302
So, when're they going to start streaming? They're already 16 minutes late.

>>12059411
>something went wrong
oh no no no..

>>12059411
The demo user has vacated his earthly body and is slowly taking over all aspects of the internet.

Musk and his engineers are trying to capture him and bring him back to the test body

>>12059423
>*They tried desperately to get it ready for the presentation, the attending neurosurgeon was hesitant but Musk rushed him into the OR. The procedure was due to be done an hour ago, he rushed, ever so quickly, and accidentally severed the medulla, instantly killing the participant.*
INB4, that is.

Better hurry up I want to go sleep

>>12059436
>>12059444

>>12059444

You might argue that he has learned from the cybertruck debacle and decided to not rush shit when it isn't ready.

The computer utterly changed the trajectory of science and culture. Now imagine that squared with HCIs. If you fuck up the launch you are literally pissing away trillions.

How long until the number of people waiting goes down?

>yfw Elon is using neurolink on us right now

>>12059493
i guess it's a ploy to build tension. i say that because if it was me i would be late on purpose

fuck it, i am sleeping

>>12059493
another half hour. It's still going up as of now

>>12059302
Ah yes, half an hour late, this is a good sign.

>>12059512
>i would be late on purpose
fuck youre so cool

>>12059519
This is good for bitcoin

>>12059512
If it was me, I wouldn't even turn up, I'd just take the money and run. Before I get Theranosed by the gubmint.

>>12059522
musk banks on his rockstar persona. he'd call it being fashionably late

>>12059528
I never invested in crypto.

UPDATE:
>musk has just tweeted: starting soon
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1299474927565770753

>>12059537
It’s just a joke, everything negative news is apparently good for bitcoin. Ditto for Elon

>>12059536
I'd call it late-late and put his grant in the shredder.

guys if something gets triggered and all of us suddenly get mind controlled, i just want to say.....
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

>>12059556
Soon the jannies will be deleting your posts before you’ve even made them

Only 40 minutes late.

>>12059597
there's only one thing that can make you that late.

Thank fucking god it started i literally began watching porn without masturbating and almost lost my 100 day streak. Literally haven't touched porn since may but waiting for this shit until 1 am and using 4chan while waiting and having suggestive images really didn't help. STOP SEXUALISING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOARD IN EXISTENCE.

why is he so out of breath

>>12059646
They had to move the body: >>12059444

>>12059510
>inb4 he isn't plugging people in
>but plugging them out

>>12059660

>>12059664
please plug me the fuck out

>>12059640
Hang in there, anon. Remember, you don't have to fap. You don't have to get horny. You are in control.

>no trepanning

BUTCHERS NAAAAAAAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THEEE PIGGS
SAVE THE PIGSSSSSSSS

>live demo

>>12059640
You got to leave man, 4chan is full of coomers it will only get worse. I was 12 days in feeling good and completely relapsed because of this place.

Gertrude is anxious people are gonna make fun of her head spike thing. :(

gertrude aint fucking around

How about we just activate their programming?

>>12059640
why are you resisting your urges? there's nothing wrong with jacking off, society only looks down on it if you get caught doing it but you wont get caught and if you did, well, fuck society, it shouldnt tell you how to live your life or choose what you should enjoy.
besides, it doesnt do any bad to your health, mental or physical and literally everyone does it

>>12059302
why doesn't he just mind control the pig to do what he wants?

>>12059764
Me too, me too.

beep bop beep beep bop bop beeeep

>superglue the neuralink to the open hole in your skull

Was he joking?

holy shit this is bad

>1024 electrodes
>billions of neurons
Whoa, so advanced!

>sick electronic beats in your head

yeah im thinking about getting this now.

>>12059302
THE PIG BECAME SELF AWARE

piggie snouts headlining all the EDM festivals soon

>>12059302
Another step in the transhumanist ladder.

>>12059825
do you really think he was joking

>>12059704
I know, thank you anon, i shouldn't use being awake later than usual as an excuse for doing degenerate behaviors.
>>12059764
Very true and relateable, i really should constrict my 4chan usage to times when i know there is no way i relapse
>>12059785
I can tell that you have an unhappy life

Oh good now I'll be able to tell when I'm sniffing something

>>12059302
Inb4 "NO NOT THE PIGGIES"

So does that beeping mean anything...?

>>12059842
Ah yes, multiple, you'll only need:
86000000000/1024=83984375 implants

>>12059834
People can't do this? I never bought an iPod etc because I can just play music in my head.

Literal subhumans, baka.

>MICROSPEEKEE
MICROSPEEKEE
>MICROSPEEKEE
MICROSPEEKEE
>MICROSPEEKEE
MICROSPEEKEE

>>12059862
piggie sniffing

LOOK AT THE PICTURE SEE THE SKULL, PART OF BONE REMOVED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOYrCHi7yjM

>>12059862
It's his "proof".

>>12059881
Your math does not make sense.

Also, a neuron talks to multiple neurons.

>BLE from a phone to a device stuck in your brain

no thanks

My mom has parkingsons and is contemplating deep brain stimulation. Could neuralink help her instead?

>>12059900
If you want high resolution control, you'd need an electrode per neuron. My point is, you'd still need a shitload of implants to interface with the brain in a meaningful way, in terms of his promises.

>>12059909
That's the whole thing behind BMIs and brain implants.

How can you have a BMI and not have it connected to your brain?

>>12059926
Yes. How old is she?

>>12059302
Reminder that bluetooth causes brain damage and will also cripple your thyroid.

>take care of the animals

Alright, hire me.

Did i really stay awake this long for this garbage, literally nothing was unveiled, they just redesigned the chip format.

>>12059940
Fuck off schizo

>>12059934
No, you need nanotechnology networks. You can't go physically implanting leads, it's moronic. You have to inject material, open the BBB with microwvaes, and then do RF guided self assembly from the outside.

>>12059935
BLE is a shit protocol and should never be used for any safety-critical systems

>>12059959
Exactly, this idea is dumb hype.

>>12059958
>technology would never cause health problems

piggy

>>12059959
And yet you are posting on a weaboo website and not working on Neuralink? Got it.

What is this thing supposed to do? He says like dementia and anxiety. What about the one in Earth Final Conflict where I have a usable computer in my brain.

>>12059983
Not yet, but eventually.

>>12059983
It's hype, he's trying to get investors. So far, it's fucking useless.

>Uh maybe you fucking idiots should introduce yourself first, like we went over, you fucking retard
lel

>>12059979
hehe - Elon Musk

>>12059998
>King nerd bossing around lower nerds

>>12059983
If I ask you about the distance in meters from your current position to the location of your dad, within 2 seconds of the online query, you'll be left behind

If I ask you about the distance in meters from your current position to the location of your dad or the next supermarket, and you don't know within 2 seconds via an online query, you'll be left behind.

>I'm a head surgeon
>yeah, I wear scrubs and have a stethoscope around my neck at all times

>>12059996
This

>rapidly headed towards a world where people can see into other people's brains

Hope you havent committed any felonies in your past that you got away with anon

>>12060025
It's a great way to help viewers know what he does

>>12060025
lmao

so, will i be able to become dr octopus or not

>>12060035
Smartphones have been around for ages and you are only forced to show the content inside it WHEN you commit a crime.

>>12060025
He only scrubbed out about an hour ago: >>12059444

>>12059996
he said at the outset, not investors, he's looking for competent workers to make it real

>>12060052
>what is hacking and government spying

>>12059862
proof of non intrusive and easy to install chips, nothing fancy but really necessary to further advances

>>12060035
Look at state of this shit, that's fucking ages away. If ever.

>>12060055
You need money for that, simpleton. It's called marketing. You don't go:
>I need money, plllllllllllllllllz.

>can't understand the nigger
like pottery

>"""smart""" people
>keep forgetting to introducing themselves

hire me Elon

Hope you opted for the add free version anon.
If not we will scream ads into your brain every hour.

>>12060068
Elon Musk needing money? I really doubt that.

>>12059936
65

>>12060089
Do you know how much R&D for medical science, especially shit like this costs? Company directors don't really put their own finances behind the company, you idiot.

>>12060068
are you retarded? he would just simply say he wanted money and it would stream in, plus, it is already.

/int/ here. Just give me a tl:dr how close are thye to creating Cyborgs?

>>12059958
No Anon, you.
teh... s m h
>sensible chuckle

All of these people except the surgeon sound socially retarded.

>>12060108
that means they're good engineers

>>12060108
Yes autism and high intelligence are closely related.

>>12059983
Potentially allow a paraplegic to play starcraft apparently

>>12060104
very far away

>>12060104
no timelines have been given yet but
> trusting elon time

>>12060108
>engineers are autistic
stop the presses

>>12060108
okay retard.

>>12060035
Well, if this world becomes a reality, something like murder will become impossible. Do you think a world without murder would be bad?

Holy fucking shit, that part of the neuralink predicting the movements of the pig was supposed to be the fucking main part of the presentation, that was amazing, a computer chip knowing your movements.
But Elon briefly talked about it, lmao.

>>12060123
>>12060127
alright thanks, I suspected people were hyping this up way to much

>>12060102
No he fucking wouldn't, especially considering the state of it in this presentation.

Elon hired a DJ on this project?

>>12060062
Remember this anon?
>In February 2020 samsung knew how many Chinese samsung owners had died to corona
Nation / government level spying is one thing. Think about the reach of manufacturer level spying.

>>12060141
Seems like a big deal for prosthetics.

>>12060068
>Look at state of this shit, that's fucking ages away. If ever.
Ok and look at how phones were 20 years ago and now.

If you killed someone in your early 20s and have gotten away with it, it's entirely possible that this technology advances enough within your lifetime to eventually rat on you as someone reads your mind.

>pronouncing Reddit as "Read-it"

>>12060144
it's really cool progress, but this is essentially a tech demo for a chip that beeps when a pig eats food

>>12060112
>>12060115
>>12060134
>>12060136
I wouldn't let any of these virgin s.oyboys anywhere near my brain.

>>12060151
Read "The Body Electric" by Becker and Selden.

>>12060141
Cant tell if serious

>>12060079
Who are you? Why are you talking here without introducing yourself?

>>12060155
I'm pretty sure there are limits on most crimes, but murder, of course.

>>12060162
I hope you don't own a car, because those autistic retards are the ones that designed it.

>>12060151
Right????? I was fucking impressed, if this socially awkward billionare kept talking about it, he would make millions in a few hours.

But I guess technical talk with the team is better?

>>12060108
Welcome to the real world. Autistic engineers/scientists lead by chad managers.

>>12060141
Libet already did that. And in humans no less. You can keep twisting yourselves into a pretzel about how this somehow DOESN’T prove that we have no free will, but that’s exactly what it shows. You see this in a pig and you have no problem seeing that this essentially makes the pig an organic robot. But apply the same to a human and instant cofnitive dissonance is the result. People will never get over this.

>>12060169
There's only limits to avoid people making unprovable allegations the defendant is helpless to disprove. If you have the memory of doing it in your mind, there's no doubt you did it lol

>>12060098
Yeah, that is good. tDCS and repetitive transcranial magnetic stimulation might do something in the meantime. Is she taking levodopa?

>>12060177
But elon is the most autistic one there.

>>12060165
You don't think that a working brain chip knowing your movements by reading your brain is impressive??? Read >>12060151

>>12060157
>it's really cool progress
yeah true I apreciate that, not hating on it.

>>12060183
He's an outlier.

>>12060179
False memories:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memory

>>12060183
nah guy to the left of him seems more autistic

>>12059926
Have her cervical spine checked (eg poor CSF flow, pinched nerves, compressed vertebral arteries), and look into fasting (acid buildup and colon issues). Can't hurt.

>>12060178

You make the free choice (with quantum tubules) then a few seconds later your feewill lobe spits the decision into your consciousness loop. Easy to justify.

>cure depression
Born in lewronggeneration

>>12060195
that's the president lol

>>12060179
No wonder us lawyers have had a field day with your mentally inept "scientists". You're quite literally retarded.

HAHA GAYMES and STARCRAFT!
Cool update, fuckers.

>>12060194
idk, it just seems like a giant fucking can of worms is about to be opened in regards to privacy rights.

I'm shocked people arent asking about the possibility of someone being able to read your memories or download your entire life to view on a supercomputer

>>12060204
Yes, have some SOMA.

>>12059302
Cringe science.

>>12060209
If there's visual memories of a crime scene in a persons head and a bunch of thoughts they've had about doing something like murder or rape, how in the fuck would that not be applicable evidence in a court?

they haven't yet found a way to solve the problem with exposed electrodes to human tissue. This could be vaporware if they don't solve that first.

musk:
>black mirror are pretty good at predicting
referencing david cameron fucking a pig

>>12060212
Lot of sci-fi about this. The game "Remember Me" most recently.

How can anyone take this serious and burn money on it? When is the US economy finally gonna crash?

Why is nobody asking actual scientific questions instead of retarded garbage like replaying memories and playing games?

When did you realize that MD's are the chads of STEM?

>>12060200
>muhcrotubules
Is there a bigger meme?

>>12060245
Because it's a crock of shit and if they had people there who knew what they were talking about it would be exposed.

>>12060245
it's not that bad. I still remember that spaceX Q&A when they unveiled starship

>>12060228
>visual memories
Why do you feel the need to specify "visual", you mentally challenged nigger? What do you think a memory usually is? You can believe for events that occured within a dream to have occured in reality. Not particularly uncommon, either. You're literally retarded.

>>12060245
REDDIT scientists are the guys Malcolm was talking about here.

>oh wow we can do this
>should we?
>who cares, we can play minecraft on it!!

>can it play Crysis
For fucks sake, this presentation is total nonsense

>>12060245
Perhaps try being less of a brainlet, most of the questions were technical ones, just few were about sci fi concepts.

DJ talking about programming, APIs, etc
Doctor besides Elon talking about Health impacts

>>12060241
It's mostly funded by Elon, and he's just a mega hypeman. The initial aspirations to help people with brain injuries and degenerative illnesses are pretty realistic. People said the same shit about Spacex's ITS.

>>12060274
Those aren't scientific questions. You're referring to ethics, something STEMtards don't understand jackshit of, which is why you're being government by lawyers.

>>12060273
>Why do you feel the need to specify "visual", you mentally challenged nigger?
A visual memory is generated by your eyes. A mental memory is generated by your head. I feel a device like this would be able to differentiate between something like a dream or something a person actually saw because you'd have the information encoded in the brain from the rods and cones in your eye.

Dumb fuck.

/sci/ BTFO
MUSK WINNING AGAIN
OHNONONO

>>12060265
I have yet to see a neuroscientist talking shit about it. Brain chips have been a thing for some decades, mate.

>>12060293
Did you watch it?

>>12060280
Those were incredibly surface level questions and answers, what the fuck are you talking about?
I want to see an actual paper from those fuckheads instead of this bullshit.

>>12060279
but can it?

>>12060291
>A visual memory is generated by your eyes. A mental memory is generated by your head
LMAO

>>12060290
>>12060274
retards

>>12060178
The human mind rejects things that are too unintuitive. Free will is one of these. No one can actually internalize a lack of free will, it's just not psychologically possible.

>all the tech guys are white or asian
RACISM

>>12060138
Yes.

>>12060308
Are you fucking stupid? Do you not realize that if a memory was created by something you physically saw it would contain more information than something your brain created. Unless you close your eyes and experience LSD tier hallucinations all the time, a memory your brain made will be less detailed than something you physically saw. Do you dream in 8K?

>>12060062
Not a legitimate way to get access to evidence a DA could utilize in court.

>our animals are all volunteers

How do the piggies volunteer to have their spine severed so they could test if the neuralink can make them walk again?

>>12060340
Shut the fuck up animal fag

>>12060340
>eat this carrot for nay
>eat this truffle for yay

>>12060340
>they put in the chip, which can read yes/no responses
>they ask the piggie
duh

>>12060340
They watch a short informative video showcasing the risks involved with the procedure that ends with a prompt:
>If you would like to participate, eat this doughnut
It's completely ethical

>>12060347
chink robot located

Lots of small brain takes here very disappointing /sci

What's this mental midget >>12060356 trying to tell us? That he wants his cartoons to become reality, therefore this was a solid presentation?

>>12060340
Americans are fat lazy pigs, this obviously means they used Americans. Who care about fat Amerrimutts.

>all this talk on pig welfare
>none of the presenters are vegan

fucking worthless pseudo moral highground

I was honestly expecting a lot more than this.

So basically: bionics and telepathy are becoming reality.

What I understood is that the chip picks up the eletrical impulses of the brain and then with their programming they will match those signals to the function the brain is trying to do.

>>12060178
libet tested an incredibly small range of behavior, that's a ridiculous claim.

>>12060364
bro he's gonna have a ROBOT BODY just like in his ANIME! He fucking loves science!

>digitizing at 20kHz
imagine the tinnitus

>>12060356
Critical thinking isn't small brain, you smooth-brain. It's quite clear this is very early in development, and he's making some wild fucking claims. So far, it's a sham.

>>12060367
>taking ethical considerations into account and then disregarding them in your personal life.
pretty based

>>12060369
Knowing how hard working with neurons is, this is really impressive.

Sci pop fans are seething because they won't be able to shoot lasers from their brains in 2020.

>>12060367
Vegans are the gayest people in the universe and would have died from starvation from the majority of human history, basically before the later half of the 20th century.

Why is Elon saying "again" like that?
Does he already have a chip in his head?

So at some point you will be able to download an anime girlfriend that your eyes will be neurologically tricked into rendering into the local environment and you could even use a local area 6G network to share this hallucination with others thereby creating essentially a shared delusion that is utterly real and fully interactable.


And you missed it by being born just a feeeew decades too soon

>>12060384
Haven't you watched his presentations before? He's a robot.

>>12060370
Those two statements don't belong together.
That's like going:
>So basically: bionics and telepathy are becoming reality.
>Because fMRI and correlations.

>>12060377
absolutely based

>>12060380
shut the fuck up not an argument retard

>>12060376
Oh yes, a person on the top 10 richest people in the world would risk doing a scam and lose basically every fucking thing.

What a worthless subhuman thinking, kill yourself.

>>12060378
Yeah, but it doesn't match up with the wild claims Musk himself claims, and you can see it on the faces of his team whenever he opens his mouth. It's painful.

What happened to his neck

>>12060394
fMRIs are nothing like invasive brain chips lmao, what are you talking about?

>The lead software engineer has a hard time communicating his thoughts into words

How typical

>>12060396
LMFAO.
Literally, "vegans" only exist because of the current economic system we have right now. Which is not sustainable. Once civilization collapses, no more gay little vegans around. Based!

>"Now everybody say wishful sci-fi shit!"
Thanks, great presentation.

>>12060400
>Oh yes, a person on the top 10 richest people in the world would risk doing a scam and lose basically every fucking thing.
Lmao, have you not heard?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theranos
BTFO.
Or perhaps:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Madoff
BTFO again. Billion dollar scams aren't that rare.

>>12060408
Kinky sex with grimes.
Or heart surgery where they go in through the neck?

>>12060402
He's capable of separating long term goals with short term ones in order to get impressive results, with the drawback of sounding completely retarded. See: SpaceX.

>>12060408
he got thyroid surgery a couple years ago

>>12060408
what the fuck

>>12060402

He is making claims for the future, so?

Given time, everything that can happen will happen in the future.
He gave no deadline, he is also not selling Neuralink atm.

>>12060410
I'm not talking about the chip itself, you dumbass. I'm talking about correlating brain activity to intent.
That doesn't equal telepathy.

>>12060408
he got his varicocele embolized

>>12060340
If pigs can give consent then I wonder who else can.
Anyone wanna give suggestions?

>>12059302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjac3RBoK1c

how much did the US government sell their insight to Elon for?

>>12060338
>Not a legitimate way to get access to evidence a DA could utilize in court.
As if that would stop future governments. At some point laws do have to be restructured to match current technology.

>>12060444
cows?

>>12060444
ur mum

>>12060424
Yeah, but sometimes he takes it too far, and I'm worried this is the case:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla,_Inc.#Lawsuits_and_controversies
Hopefully it isn't, because this would be wonderful for medical science, but he really needs to stop making it sound like a fucking console, or something.

>>12060420

Are you realling comparing someone who had a net worth of 4 billion at her height with someone who has 83,6 billion?

Jesus fucking christ mate, kill yourself, Elon has so many business under him that if he dared to try a scam he would go broke under a minute.

Try learning about stock markets and look at TSLA before talking shit.

>>12060444
children

>>12060434
My point is: Talk is easy.

Surgeon has given the best answer so far. Suffering should be their primary goal before you go into fucking gaming.

>>12060450
Guess again :3

>>12060466
how about this one >>12060452

>>12060453
I don't really give a shit if he oversells it, because even if he severely under-delivers it will still be an amazing piece of technology. It's good to be hopeful about your own technology, instead of sitting around with your thumb in your dick happy with mediocre results.

>>12060457
What is thinking of buying at 420?

>>12060457
Not the guy you're arguing with but most of his wealth comes from the FED pumping money into the US economy and creating a massive divergence between ecnomic output and fairytale stock market evaluations. TSLA stock is overvalued by at least 75% right now.

>>12060457
My god, how retarded are you? Once you get to that level of wealth, amount of wealth doesn't really equate to anything. Besides, are you just ignoring Madoff?
>The amount missing from client accounts was almost $65 billion, including fabricated gains.[22]
>Penalty 150 year prison term and forfeiture of US$17.179 billion
Big scams occur, don't act like they don't, just because you simp for Elon.

>>12060459
UwU you said it not me

>>12060460

He is an anxious nerd, he said multiple times that he grew up with sci fi novels, he play games, talks about memes, etc.

I would be talking a lot of stuff if I really wanted that stuff to become reality.

>>12060464
Suffering indicates for something to be off. Why'd you wanna tinker with pain when the result is for your body to break down as a result of it?

>>12060470
>>12060482
I hope this is the case.

this proof of concept stuff is the foundation for the the nanomachine injections we will all get sometime mid-century.

>go on date with a girl
>both sync your brain chips
>AI program checks you for sexual compatibility
>prints out negative results
>get up and leave to go jerk off to her face you've now ocular scanned being mentally superimposed on prime Gianna Michaels from the comfort of your own mind

>>12060478

Once again, retardation.

Elon is not a ponzi scheme investor fag, he sells products, Tesla, SpaceX, etc.

So far Tesla buyers have not thrown out their vehicles and SpaceX sent astronauts to the space station.

A scam artists never achieves things, he gain things based on promises, so far Elon has achieve many incredible things, like making the whole rocket industry seethe with his reusable rockets.

>>12060464
and likely the most achievable early success of the device. All that philosoply singularity nonsense can come later, but curing blindness, spinal cord injuries and easing pain and suffering is going to so far in influencing the collective human good

>>12060487
many people have chronic pain from injuries that isn't going to cause your body to break down, but often results in use of painkillers. Lots of men with bad knees that aren't bad enough to need surgery to walk. Better this than opioids.

>>12060487
I'm not talking about suffering itself but everything that causes it.

>>12060352
KEK

>>12060499
And Madoff was seemingly legit in his field before the scam, that's how he pulled it off, it's called a:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_trick
Also, inflation adjusted, Madoff ripped off something like $101,089,825,930 to $204,387,924,757 in present day USD.

Neuralink can predict your movements.

>>12060316
There's 1 Asian and 1 woman. I don't count the animal caretakers as one of the "tech guys".

>>12059302
meh. There's only 1024 channels. Some monkeys had up to 704 and what they could do was not that impressive. Showing that the pig was maybe ok? after having the interface removed was sort of something, but I'll wait until they show some actual data. Just seems like a slow slog.
>>12059834
Complete bullshit. They've demonstrated nothing so far that shows this is possible.

>>12060520
might be nice to control a car via neural link.

>>12060340
Those piggies had been paralyzed in a boating accident. They were all trying to go on a fishing expedition but their clumsy piggie hooves made it impossible to navigate and they ran aground.

>>12060520
this and the fda approval are enough to make the presentation a success.

>NEURALINK CAN SOLVE AUTISM

HOLY SHIT /sci/ BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12060520
>Open mental Naruto folder
>boot up Sharingan.exe

NUT!

My word, this is fucking worse than I thought. Neuroscientists were mocking him but I was willing to give him a chance since his Space ventures worked out.
The researchers can barely communicate properly and the pig presentation was hilarious.

>>12060280
Yeah super deep questions..
We got something like 3 programming languages they used(one of them being C++ and the other python scripts).
Custom software architecture which wasn't explained at all and sounds like bs(shitty architecture or they don't know their name probably both).
They were unable to answer what chip architecture they use(but it's for 99% risc arm).

>>12060523
the materials science team lead is quintessentially British

>>12060525
>Some monkeys had up to 704 and what they could do was not that impressive.
A monkey was feeding itself with a robotic arm and that was not impressive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxIgdOlT2cY

If you think this is not impressive, just straight up die, that is an incredible nihilistic take.

>>12060525
>Complete bullshit. They've demonstrated nothing so far that shows this is possible.

He was talking about the pig brain beeping.

That one girl said something like, "People with autism can use this to support themselves, IF they choose to do that."
What on Earth did she mean by that? Like autism is an intentional thing?(because it is but how dare she make it public)

>>12060537
You ain't curing my autism, I love it.

>>12060525
>Just seems like a slow slog.
That's how you get results.

>>12060544
>Neuroscientists were mocking him

proof or gtfo

>>12060400
>implying tesla isn't a scam

>>12060537
>>12060550
You NEETs didn't listen to her words or inflection. She wants us autists to use nerualink to go further down the rabbit, I ask you. Will you join me?

They said they are working on submicron scale.

Is that good?

>>12060565
Rabbit hole*

>>12060565
Of course, brother, these neurotypicals must learn their place.

>>12060565
I'M WITH YOU ANON, CHALLENGER DEEP HERE WE COME

>>12060549
you can't imply that autism is a disability

>>12060566
Well better than the supermacro scale.

>>12060562
Tesla dunked on Ford and forced all the car companies to create eletric vehicles to compete with them.
GMC is making a fully eletric hummer.

https://www.gmc.com/electric-truck/hummer-ev

But sure, my dear autistic imageboard poster, you are right, Tesla is a scam.

>>12060426
Is that why he's so massive?

>>12060577
Or else we'll sue you.

>>12060444
Dogs so white women can justify their behaviour.

>>12060464
>>12060500
Don't care.

I want to be #1 in Starcraft and play Crisis in 8K 420fps.

Cripples and blindies can eat my nuts.

>>12060577
What did she mean by support?
That autism is a disability in need of "support" to function at least normally?
Or to "support" autism as if it's a useful and intention mind-structure that hasn't been possible until recently so it needs that kind of nerualink "support"?

>>12060373
>>12060364

>post nice art
>can't separate human expression through fiction and reality
>wow thats so reddit, you're the dumb one! LOL

>>12060376
Ah yes, critical thinking. You should try it sometime


Inb4 he think eLoN is gonna make giant robot!!!

>>12060610
>Ah yes, critical thinking. You should try it sometime
Not a rebuttal, but it sure is cope.

>>12060515
To correct myself a little, it's 101,089,825,930 to 150,000,000,000(ish), as his scam started in 1985(ish), not 1980. But still, that's a huge amount of money.

>>12060610

>>12060582
They aren't making any money. They run on gov subsidies and retard investors. The last few earnings reports were massively doctored (R&D cost not in cost of revenue, inflated accounts receivable,...). Their revenue is stagnating. They're trading at 2000$+ but they're worth 100$ at most.

>>12060609
the first one you fucking autist

>>12060642
My next question is why did she say "if they choose to do that" or something to that effect, as if it's some big decision to be able to help yourself, but that would be a legit question of weather to do it or not if autism is at least somewhat intentional.
This is what gets my noggin joggin'

>>12060704
so that it didn't imply that autism was some debilitating condition where it would always be necessary, neuralink would just be an option to help those with autism who wanted to explore it. She said she has autist friends so she knows they aren't retarded and have agency.

"You know I think achieving some kind of AI-symbiosis where you have an AI extension of youreslf like a tertiary layer above the limbic system and cortex and having that symbiosis be good; such that the future of the world is controlled by the combined will of the people of Earth. I think, that's obviously going to be the future that we want presumably is if it's the sum of our collective will." - Elon Musk Consider the sheer scope of the implications built into this statement.

>>12060728
Okay, that makes a lot of sense.

>>12060733
I doubt think Elon thinks about the sheer cope of any his projects in real terms, he acts like everything a video game, and doesn't think about the impact upon actual people.
>inb4 some edgy retard says people don't matter

"You know I think achieving some kind of AI-symbiosis where you have an AI extension of youreslf like a tertiary layer above the limbic system and cortex and having that symbiosis be good; such that the future of the world is controlled by the combined will of the people of Earth. I think, that's obviously going to be the future that we want presumably is if it's the sum of our collective will." - Consider the sheer scope of the implications built into this statement.

>>12059996
I think musk can fund neuralink without outside investment. He could sell 1% of the 21% of tesla he owns and have ~4B to throw at neuralink.

Not to mention spacex and the cash money of starlink.

>>12060748
I don't think it's quite that simple, I'm fairly sure there would be regulations involved in that. Also, imagine how bad that would to the wider economic world, having to fund it yourself would imply that you aren't investor friendly, which is bad in terms of business.

>>12059785
"I am ok with my mistakes and was never taught self control or responsibility and have zero ambitions for a better lot in life, in fact I've never even looked up at the night sky and wondered if there's more to life. I have the zest of a sea urchin" the post

>>12060747
Alex Jones is a crazy ass boomer but when's hes right he's fucking right

>>12060747
Billions of uneducated Indians, Chinese and Africans to compete with here.

>>12060765
I suppose when you make as many wild claims as Alex Jones does, there is at point at which, statistically, at least one of your claims is right.

>>12060747
Imagine having an AI agent based off your digital personae, operating closely off your brain signals and biofeedback

It'd be like having a schizoid shitposter in your cranium

>>12060496
I was against it but now I'm sold

>>12060768
Those "people" can't afford it and it wouldn't be worth the capital to give it to them given what they would produce(well, wouldn't produce or even produce evil results) with it.
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>12060772
Everything he says will "eventually" materialize. Think of Alex Jones as literally a modern Nostradamus, just less cryptic.

>>12060537
No wonder there are people saying it sucks itt

>>12060773
Better start(or continue) forming more positive and constructive brain signals so when they scan you it'll be obvious that you are an investment for them to give it to you for free.

>telepathic meme sharing

>>12060141
That part was amazing. If they can do fine movement of things like fingers prosthetics could be way better soon

>>12060178
You're mistaking the subconscious for lack of free will, even though it's still a part of what you're brain (your self) desires to do.

>>12060178
You're misunderstanding what they meant by predicted. They mean based on the neuron firings they saw those points are where they expected the limbs to move because of that. They were showing they can read the pigs mind

>>12060830
Already exists
It's called mms (Multimedia Messaging Service)

I was asleep and missed it. What's the verdict?
Any good timestamps I should check out?

>>12060976
they put it in a pig and can monitor some basic ass sensory outputs of the pig with a little more resolution than previous brain scanning devices.....

>>12061016
Ah so basically it's what anyone with a reasonable level of critical thought would have expected.

>>12060087
You just need to email customer support how do i remove ads ad they do it for free

>>12060566
>They said they are working on submicron scale.
>Is that good?
Yes because it causes less damage to the brain/spine and allows them better access to difficult to reach areas of the brain/spine.

>>12060976
>What's the verdict?
It's an impressive product all around. Even if they flop in the consumer and healthcare markets they'd do gangbusters in the neuroscience research market.

>>12060555
I'm not the anon you're replying to but you only have to scroll through the Twitter replies to the announcement of this presentation to see for yourself. Aside from this, I'm personally a neuroscientist and was distinctly underwhelmed by this presentation. They solved a few engineering problems but overall it's a marginally incremental improvement in terms of recording design, not something that is capable of doing something that we weren't able to do already 30 years ago.

>>12062089
>They solved a few engineering problems but overall it's a marginally incremental improvement in terms of recording design, not something that is capable of doing something that we weren't able to do already 30 years ago.
I didn't know we were able to implant devices in brains with only superficial damage.
I also didn't know we were able to predict muscle movements based on the firing of neurons 30 years ago.
Wait, entire surgical machines that are able to implant devices within an hour also existed 30 years ago?
And not only that, but devices unnoticeably replacing a piece of your skull existed back then too?
Wow, they really didn't show anything at all, huh?

>>12059302
is that wavy line an IQ curve that they are trying to produce?

>>12062102
>I also didn't know we were able to predict muscle movements based on the firing of neurons 30 years ago
But we were. It's a pretty robust finding, your motor cortex receives an efference copy and sensory feedback from the musculature upon movement, which is straightforward to decode.

I'm not saying that nothing they've shown is new, you're putting words in my mouth, I'm saying that it's incremental and not as revolutionary as people here seem to think.

>>12062120
>But we were.
And for the sake of completeness, here's a source:
https://science.sciencemag.org/content/252/5014/1854.abstract?casa_token=_QYXgsci4SIAAAAA:T-EAl-2EAB2BHKIGMZBWfj_S-WM6Z28oJcULvWhx3JEAcntQ_9EqR4LIAGK1m4onhqgzzyVfdWPN

>>12060141
Overfitted model proves nothing.

>>12060178
>libet
Stopped reading there, you pseud. It’s already been debunked.

>>12060204
It’ll cure it like antidepressants do. In other words, baseless projections.

>>12062713
>no friends, bad job, dont exercise or go into nature, eat bad
>here have a neuralink
All fixed