/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11960571
Why did he do it?

>>11960571
My ancestor :)

>>11960571
Because recursive shitposting is the only proper way of doing it on a math board (forget the science part, that one's braindead for years).

Is it true that actually life began on land and then migrated into the water?

Why not?

>>11960571
Loaded question. It's implying that he even did it.

>>11960571
Trying to get away from the nigger fish.

>>11960571
if this was true, it would imply there was food outside of water or whatever that allowed them to survive

to make fun of our holy father -- evolution

>>11960571
sex on the beach

moooods

Here's why
He was an evil, cursed being. He was also a super genius. He discovered the true meaning of life and the universe, but it wasn't pretty. He knew about civilization and how fire was a requirement. Since he was cursed with such large intellegence, he knew everything, even the grim truth that even we don't know yet. He was mad at life, at the universe. Instead of offing himself, he decided to take revenge by destroying many more lives. He walked onto land knowing the intelligence it would bring, and with intellegence comes the loss of nature and degeneracy. He laughs in his grave when he sees oceans and forests polluted, seeing all the species going extinct every day, seeing the slow degeneration of society. His true last laugh will be when we too, discover the truth that he knew all along. That would lead to the most despair, most devastation and destruction ever. His descendants would be played like pawns, playing into the wishes of the one who caused them so much suffering

He did it for science.

>>11960571
so brave

my granddaddy was a monke

Ah yes this is my favorite thread. Not only did I love seeing it for the first time but I ESPECIALLY loved seeing it for the 50th time. It just keeps getting funnier, please never stop posting this

>>11966481
seething

>>11966481
sneeding

>>11960586
This

>>11960571
He wanted to spam threads on /sci/

>>11966481
>Ah yes this is my favorite thread. Not only did I love seeing it for the first time but I ESPECIALLY loved seeing it for the 50th time. It just keeps getting funnier, please never stop posting this

>>11960571
op here

it's been 3 days

why is this sill up?

>>11960571
What kind of species is he?

because HE had to

>>11960571
Why did he do it?

go grandpa go

>>11969200
>>11969222
>>11969399
nice consecutive consecutive digits

maybe a way to escape oxygen-poor waters after heavy rains or predation, then further selected for mobility

He was an evil, cursed being. He was also a super genius. He discovered the true meaning of life and the universe, but it wasn't pretty. He knew about civilization and how fire was a requirement. Since he was cursed with such large intellegence, he knew everything, even the grim truth that even we don't know yet. He was mad at life, at the universe. Instead of offing himself, he decided to take revenge by destroying many more lives. He walked onto land knowing the intelligence it would bring, and with intellegence comes the loss of nature and degeneracy. He laughs in his grave when he sees oceans and forests polluted, seeing all the species going extinct every day, seeing the slow degeneration of society. His true last laugh will be when we too, discover the truth that he knew all along. That would lead to the most despair, most devastation and destruction ever. His descendants would be played like pawns, playing into the wishes of the one who caused them so much suffering

>>11960571
>>11960579
>>11969399
>>11969809

what does the average /sci/ poster look like?

>>11971352
like this

>tfw he accomplished more in math than you ever will

to eat those fatty resources

what sports did you guys play before getting into nerd shit?

The fight for equality was very important to xim.

>>11971529
Mindgame. I played for UCAL.

>>11971529
Chess

>>11971551
4D?

>>11971541
Where is the other .000...1???

>>11971315
>>11971541
>>11972059
>>11971160
>>11960881
>>11962566
>>11969399
>>11960579
unexpected /sci/ humour thread

>>11960881
>nigger
kys racist cunt

>>11972474
kys nigger

>>11972510
>nigger

>>11972524

>>11972531
kek. No, actually not a niglet.

>>11966481
Kys faggot

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>>11972557
>we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital

>>11960571
HALT TRESPASSER, FILTHY SOFT-SKIN
>For what reason?
OUR KIND WILL INHERIT THE LAND
>And my descendents will outnumber the grains of sand on this beach
STOP!
NO!
NOT ONE MORE STEP!
>The air, land, sea, and void is property of the tetrapod
>your carapace is impressive, but the shell around your soul, will never allow you to grow to such heights as I will
>now.... serve me
>AEUGH

>>11960571
Why did he do it?

>>11960571
to get to the other side

>>11960571
bumping quality

>always why did HE do it
>never why did SHE do it

>>11960571
To get away from the Femishnazis, I suppose.
Then they realized, after seeing him succeed, that living on land was no bad idea, and claimed that him having any advantage at all as a result of him being first was patriarchism, and that he needs to check his privileges.

>>11975644
Not is why it did, it?

>>11960571
He lacked originality

>>11976147
"Why did *xe do it?" you mean. Respect xe's pronouns, just because xe no longer lives in fluid, it doesn't mean xe's gender left as well.

>>11975644
>>11976147
>>11976457
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>11976468
Nothing can make find do say bring with open to say find let me tomorrow bring.

This is a quality thread about Science and Math. You should all be really proud of yourselves. This thread will give me a lot to think about, good job.

>>11976538
Lmao, just dodging the question. If you're so smart, why don't you go ahead and tell everyone why he did it?

>>11972736
Is that real? That would take several generations to produce.p

>>11976538
[math]\phantom{k=y\cdot s}[/math]

>>11972736
how the fuck

OP here again, it's been like 5 days. Give it a rest.

>>11960571

>you cant type underwater.jpg

>>11977825
This

>>11972736
This can't be real.

Science doesn't answer the why, only the how.

cool /sci/ humor thread guys. keep it up

>>11960571
to get away from why did he do it posts

>>11979706
>How did he become wanting to do it?

>>11972736
based

>>11975644
why did XE do it

>>11960955
you mean plants? and bugs?

>>11972059
kek

>Why did he do it?

>>11972059
oh shit

>>11960571
That’s literally me.

>>11960571
He wanted to suck and get fucked by my bbc.

>>11960571
Based outgoing giga-grandpa

>>11972736
How did they get a cat to do that??

>>11960586
My nigga

bump

>>11981866
so plants and bugs were the first to actually come out of water?

>>11983587
This raises the question: Why did they do it?

何故なんでしょうね

>>11960571
to fuck a monkey so we can have mermaids.

>>11986013
DESYHOO??!!!?!

>>11972736
Is that cat abuse?

>>11972736
its not real idiots its clearly a costume

>>11960827
life began on Mars and migrated to Earth

>>11972736
I can't even train my cat to not knock shit over. Amazing.

>>11986268
Wrong show, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpyqVO9FMfA
K-On was garbage, but that's OT, so let's leave it at that.