/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11964028
LIVE crew video
https://youtu.be/tSJIQftoxeU

Deorbit burn next

What will the US do if China lands astronauts on the moon and starts claiming territory there? They do it everywhere

>>11964040
Nothing

>>11964040
>What will the US do if China lands astronauts on the moon and starts claiming territory there?
Any nation that doesn't sign the Artemis Accords is fair game, so I'd imagine that we'd shoot their capsule down on return.

>>11964040
depends on who is president

Godsbeed BobnDoug

https://youtu.be/WdC1RO8gk3o

>>11964040
Blockade. Chinese mummies will be fun to study once they die of thirst or hunger.

>Mfw US Space Empire soon

>>11964097
>Starship SN BFR9000
>Still blows up during pressurization test.

>>11964028
You're supposed to put /sfg/ in the subject field, not the user name.

>>11964040
Use them to experiment what happens to a human body when it's exposed to the vacuum of space.

>>11964040
Realistically they'll divide territory like Antarctic.

>There are people that still think space is fake

>>11964028
i was searching this for a while, I didn't find it.
until now.
You done fucked up the op.

road closed in boca!

>>11964159
Just put in https://boards.4channel.org/sci/sfg

>>11964145
>>11964040
USe them as a heatshield

>>11964164
nope

>>11964118
you know they stopped having problems with pressurization tests on SN4 right?

>>11964164
sauce

This is Earth's most foolish program. Why doesn't Bob, the larger male, not simply eat the other astronaut?

T-2 min to deorbit burn

The madman isn't wearing a mask

lol

>>11964244
He can afford lung transplants.

>>11964167
Doesn't help if OP puts /sfg/ in the name field like he did.

>>11964028
and the masks goes on as his lead says shes quitting over his second puberty having ass

boring ass cunt women

>>11964320
what?

How fucked is the mission if he drops his coffee on the computer?

>>11964250
Uhhh Elon?? Where's the fucking mask? What kind of example is he showing?

>>11964353
>Thin clients
Not very.

>>11964358
pro example

im having fun looking at elon's mannerisms

>>11964358
it's around his neck, he's just drinking coffee

>>11964353
Worst cast they lose comms with Crew Dragon. There are several backups to communications. Nothing serious.

>>11964345
Nothing, he removed it because it probably doesn't taste particularly good when trying to drink coffee.

I haven't seen anyone put away their jacket as clumsy as Elon just did since high school.

Elon can probably afford to get tested daily and informed his staff he's negative

>janis deleted thread
oh fuck you guys

>>11964362
>>11964369
>coffee gets into keyboard and ends up randomly typing the self-destruct code

>>11964358
based example

>>11964382
yeah what the fuck was up with that?

Why did that other thread get deleted?

>>11964392
Shelby interns

Any chances of SN5 crashing into bobendoug?

>>11964383
How much coffee do you need to pour on keyboards to write War and Peace?

>>11964382
>>11964391
>>11964392
the main thread is still up. some retard just made a duplicate thread 700 posts early. based janny

>>11964358
>What kind of example is he showing?
The "Fuck you I'm eating and drinking coffee" example.

>>11964397
100% chance

>>11964389
>>11964365
Failing to follow instructions is not "based"

>>11964397
>And for my next durability test, we will show how both the Dragon and Starship can sustain hard collisions without any damage or failures

>NOOOOOOO THE FIRST SPLASH DOWN SINCE APOLLO CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE THREAD
>NOOOOOOOOOO WE NEED THOSE SLOTS FOR IQ AND .999 = 1 THREADS STOOOOOOP STOPPPPP NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking jannies fuck off

Elon looks like he can't contain his excitement

>>11964415
This

>>11964406
A man chooses.
A slave obeys.

https://youtu.be/tSJIQftoxeU

mods = gods

>>11964406
Look at this teacher's pet

>>11964419
Could you? The dude is a fucking rocket nerd and his hobby project is just about to complete a major fucking milestone.

>>11964407
>they actually know the parachutes are completely fucked and prepared SN5 in secret as a last ditch rescue effort
>it will get in the air, catch dragon on top of itself and land back safely

who is the blond next to Elon? she looks like she has delicious milf tits

>>11964406
i said pro, not based, retard. can you fucking read?

>>11964447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwynne_Shotwell

>>11964436
>Uh Elon can we get our crew back?
>Your crew? We're heading to Mars next week with Bob and Doug. No time for your Artemis BS.

>>11964447
the president of SpaceX, Gwynne Shotwell

>>11964447
Gwynne, number 2 at SpaceX. She basically runs SpaceX when Elon is doing other stuff.

>>11964425
You obeyed foreign propaganda instead of choosing to protect your fellow citizens

>>11964447
Gwyndeline Shotwell, CFO

>Corona was on the capsule and mutated due to space radiation

>>11964473
I chuckled. Good job anon.

>disabling chat
Bazaar of ideas is canceled

>>11964482
>it gets into the gulf of mexico
>fish and dolphins radiate into kaiju sized plague spewing behemoths

>>11964500
That would still be an improvement over Mexicans and nigs.

why is the nose cone was even open in first place?

>every single post Elon does has the emerald mine meme under it
When will it end?

>>11964511
There are forward facing thrusters next to the top hatch that were used for retrograde burns

>>11964397
>landing in the gulf
It's the other way around, they'll crash into SN5
>inb4 bombin'doug

>>11964500
Elon better start making Jaegers then

>>11964514
Twitter is more worried about "muh conspiracy" and "hate speech" posts than actual problem posts

An airplane just flew through the NOTAM. fines incomming

>>11964406
ok karen

>>11964512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_yHIeoFPI

>>11964539
F22's scrambled

>>11964539

An old lady with a trolly of drinks and sticky buns should go around each desk offering refreshments

>>11964554
>>11964550
I was wrong, starts at 1830 UTC, so he just sneaked through

Why the paper towels?

>>11964559
Too late. air to air missiles in the air.

I hoped they'd show more capsule footage

>>11964539
>please notify me when you are ready to copy a number

>>11964569
Live signal from a capsule during reentry is near impossible. They may be recording footage to show later

>>11964570
>ice shoots through veins
worst feeling for a pilot

Bob and Doug returning to Earth after Bob finished all food supplies on the ISS. Nothing can stop this man. We can just hope that >>11964221 hasn't made a correct prediction.

>>11964573
I know but they didn't show much at all before the final burn etc

>>11964512
>excellent.

>>11964581
Probably because there wasn't a whole lot to show. They are stuck in their seats watching screens.

>They also have a backup gun in case they land in hostile territory
>They test the gun today

>>11964586
I guess so, could have put them in a smaller window, plus wanted to see if Doug had changed his phone password lol

>>11964569
Bob and Doug kept requesting video feed to be cut on the way up, probably having a wank

>>11964593
are astronauts actually military or civilians?

>>11964605
ex military?

>>11964602
>probably having a wank
I mean who wouldn't have a wank is space, wahey!

>>11964591
is this what happens when you violate NOTAM? anyone have the flight details?

>>11964593
Doug is marine, Bob is from Airforce.

do we have an ETA on hop?

>>11964632
Air Force gives you a warning and then follows through.

>crashing your plane 9/11 style into a capsule returning from space
would be kino

>>11964558
Should be a Mexican pushing a froyo cart.

>>11964643
Soon™

https://youtu.be/aozWYg8xbeU?t=105

>>11964661
I would assume it takes more skill than crashing into two huge towers. Minecraft, of course.

NASA stream
397,226 watching now

SpaceX stream
415,101 watching now

>>11964661
>Into ULA headquarters

>>11964694
>Look at me, I'm the space agency now

>>11964694
More people are subbed to Space-X since they show actual rockets instead of spamming diversity status updates

>>11964690
That scene always fucking gets me. Only time I've ever cried watching a movie as an adult.

>>11964694
I expected more viewers. Spaceflight just isn't interesting to the average person.

>>11964733
Most people thought it was over after the launch.

>>11964703
>>11964705
Just pointing out that at the most pessimistic ~700k people are interested at the very least.

>they just show the control room the entire fucking time

>no comms
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>comm check
>...
>...
>...

>>11964749
They have 3 cameras aimed at the sky

>>11964749
they dont want people to have a live view of astronauts dying

bobndoug arent toast...

>>11964770
Parachutes next

>6 minutes of uninterrupted feasting with no surveillance

>>11964749
there is a radio blackout period caused by the plasma from re-entry heating

>>11964696
Well Shuttle used the skywards gap in the plasma to connect with TDRS satellites during the blackout. As well as the Orion prototype during EFT-1 in 2014, IIRC.

>>11964406
Fuck your “instructions”, bootlicker.

>>11964406
Cool so if POTUS instructs you to vote for him, you'll do it?

4 chutes!

>>11964632
>is this what happens when you violate NOTAM?
You get stopped by a police officer

Damn flawless

>that one guy clapping already
kek

100 PARACHUTE TESTS WERE WORTH IT

ye boiiiiiiiii

Roll for toasted bobendoug

>>11964841
Stress. And they are past some of the worst parts.

Beautiful

bobendoug back on earth!!!!!!!!!

Boom motherfuckers

ULA AND BOEING BTFO'D

First splashdown since 1975 holy fucking shit

AMERICLAPS UNITE

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Thanks for flying SpaceX
Cheeky

splishy splashy

please stop calling them "space dads" - please.
why are women like this

female comentator sounds all teary

>>11964918
more like space dandy

>Bob can't be lifted out of the Dragon due to all the food he ate

History in the making.

Second Space Race starts now!

>>11964918
Their kids did have a presence in the mission

now they just need to convince nasa to do ground landings with super dracos so capsule doesn't get fucked by seawater

So aside from the shitty safari and something else minor I can't remember for some reason it went flawlessly, right?

sniff sniff sniff

>>11964918
It's like the one time anyone in the mainstream praises fathers.

Jeff Bozo eternally btfo

>>11964946
Comms went choppy but that's about it

Scottish rocket fuel loaded in the tank, well done SpaceX.

>>11964942
That and experiments can be unloaded much faster at the ground pad

>>11964965
Right, that. Thanks. And only for Doug, right?

why don't they try to catch the capsule like the fairings? Just too heavy? Or dangerous in case of collision?

Not even American, yet I feel patriotic
USA USA USA

>>11964987
its fucking heavy

>>11964987
Dragon has a lot of possible toxic fumes and it would be hard to get astornauts down from that net. The net would make the capsule roll around as well

>>11964977
Dunno if it was only for Doug or both

>>11964918
all women have daddy fetishes m8

>>11964991
>>11964987
Dragon is light but Bob is too heavy

>>11964990
We will ride to space together brother

>the castor sniffing away tears in the mic

What if a submarine grabbed the capsule and made off with it?

that woman's voice went really scary

WELCOME HOME DADS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

>>11965026
I think she's on a boat there so the connect is really choppy

>>11965010
Cheers from Venezuela

>>11964987
BobnDoug would eat capturing ship.

>>11965026
Her lizard-folk to human voicechanger is malfunctionning.

>>11965020
What if a kaiju grabbed the submarine and made out with it?

If dragon capsule splashed down on solid ground instead of sea, would BobnDoug be splat or just have a sore back?

I hope Bob's wife has a delicious meal ready otherwise he would have been better in space with his 7 meals a day.

>>11965050
Splat. It doesn't have breaking rockets like Soyuz or CST100

>>11965050
Might have whiplash but I bet they'd survive.

>>11964987
It's like nine metric tons and full of hypergolics and astronaut poop.

>>11965050
they'd be fine. the russians do it all the time

>>11965056
NASA has said they will NOT cover any private meal expenses due to already going overbudget during the training phase. Bob may need to setup a Patreon

how much do these astronauts guys get paid? like do they get paid per hour?

>>11965026
>The gateway is open
>and you're all coming with me!

>super duper smooth like glass

>>11965077
Bob's onlyfans

>>11965050
probably a little harder but would survive
a splat on land is more or less the same as a splat on water

>>11965080
Annual salary. That info is probably publicly available since NASA is a government agency

>>11965070
The russians have retrorockets that break in the last second.

>spacex got the flag
>spacex got the flag
>spacex got the flag

Hahahahahahahah boing

>>11965085
>DO YOU SEE?

>>11965080
They're government employees and thus have salary, benefits, pension, etc.

>>11965080
I'd imagine they get experienced professional pay, so maybe something like 150-200k salary?

>>11965026
i can already see conspiracy theorists going mad at it

>>11965080
i'm more curious about the guy whose job it is to climb the capsule. i mean, it's not something you do everyday.

>>11965097
ULA sub in 30

now that that's over
HOP WHEN

>>11965080
I wonder if they get paid a danger bonus for going to space?

>>11965114
FUCK

>>11965050
It took them about 1 minute to cover the last 300 meters right? Sounds survivable.

>>11965099
>Yes, I see.

>>11965121
They probably have life insurance covered by NASA

https://youtu.be/LCg_EyrD27o

How much vomiting has happened so far

it's more niggerish compared to the demo-1 capsule wtf

>>11965114
Not today!

>>11965121
>Bob's wife gets $100,000 life insurance payout
>And a $350,000 bill for all the food he ate on the ISS

That Trump Flag

That giant Trump flag on the boat

Based Trump boat flag!

LMAO

>>11965163
Bob:
>if throw up I can eat my lunch again

Oh no... the dems are gonna cut more funds off from nasa now...

Based Trump supporters endangering the operation.

I can already taste the seething that flag has caused.

Florida man trying to get to the capsule

>>11965174
>Bob calls Chris Cassidy to get Uber Eats to send him some of the food on the ISS

>>11965194
>>11965190
>>11965182

Trump-mind

Tell me one of you got that screenshot

>>11965207
CANCEL SPACEX

>>11965201
what the fuck, just random fucks boating around? Fucking hell. Where are murican guns when you need them.

>>11965224
Yup kek

>>11965201
Shoop? Walked away for a minute.

>>11965238
It's real

>>11965201
Trumps ego is gonna go through the roof when he sees that, he did it all "my capsule was the greatest ever"

>>11965238
nah, there's a webm on the sticky

>>11965238
nope, buncha locals came by with the flag on their boat

>>11965224
Fuck you we do what we want

>>11965215
You can rewind youtube livestreams

>>11965207
We're already reaching levels of saltiness that shouldn't be possible

>>11965243
>>11965247
So it's just a random dude or someone from SpaceX?

>>11965250
Merica is waterworld now, Trumps legacy/

>random boats not related to spacex and nasa buzzing around
fucking kek i like how casual this became

>>11965248
>buncha locals
What? That can't be true, how could such a safety hazard be tolerated?

>>11965050
It was going 16mph at 300m I believe they said.

>>11965268
it's me
that boat is mine

>>11965268
nah, random people with their own boats

>>11965268
It's actually me

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Where were you the day twitter collectively decided to cancel human space flight

>>11965285
Proof?

>>11965268
maybe the comentator did say somthing along the lines of "there are far more boats than were were expecting and employing boats from various/companies or private vessals" or something along those lines, probably saw that trump flag and space x covering their asses

Why are Trumpcucks proud of being obnoxious? Annoying people isn't an accomplishment.

>>11965309
Kek why are Euros such faggots

>>11965309
SEETHING

>>11965309
Probably because the media and government constantly demonize conservatives so the need to retaliate increases

>>11965309
Imagine being this soft.

>>11965201
That's what happens when the other candidate stays in the basement instead of getting out in public.

>>11965309
seethe more europoor

>>11965309
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST FLOAT OVER TO THEIR CAPSULE!!!! THERE ARE STRICT RESTRICTIONS, WE ONLY GO BY THE BOOK

fucking floridamen

>>11965309
America is in shambles. Never been in a worse tate since the great depression. Weve got hicks in boats that arent being shot on sight. I never thought i'd see the day when the lowest form of an american - the conservative, will be trying to steal a spotlight from human achievement.

Truly a landmark of today.

>Don't hire squads to keep people away
>Surprised when people go there

>>11965309
aside from all of Trump's bluster and clumsy delivery, he's the only lad capable of standing up to CHYNAH

>>11965365
>(you)

>random dude in boat carries a very heavy anchor
>attaches it to the capsule and drops it in the water
What now?

>>11965365
Well when you’re the only group of people that are unequivocally pro American...gotta flaunt it you cuck.

>>11965395
he's just murdered two people and gets his punishment?

>>11965388
Thanks
>>11965396
Thank you!

i wonder what bob and Doug are doing inside the capsule

scott manley didnt like that

>>11965309
If it was a Biden 2020 flag you would be jumping up and down

What if it's a terrorist and attaches a bomb to the capsule

>>11965365
out

>>11965309
back to your CA containment zone

damn they have a convoy following them kek

this is hialrious

Maybe NASA can go back to the important matters like promoting Islam under Obama.

I wonder if they're using starlink for this broadcast

>>11965411
Big black cocks matter!

It looks like a seal's face.

>>11965406

Let's not talk about things that will never happen. People don't care enough about Biden to do that unless they are being paid.

>>11965403
eating all the rations that are left

hatch knob's fucked bros

Kek Reddit is seething

free Bobndoug

>waaah a trump flag
I'm no fan of the guy but how fragile can you get? It's not like they were bumping against the capsule

>>11965459
why would they not be? reddit is the most left wing oriented big forum on the internet

>>11965400
Yes but that's not the point, isn't it weird to have so many strict safety procedures and then let Joe Random get so close to the floating capsule?

>>11965459
Oh the irony

>>11965459
>seeing the trump flag has ruined my experience

>>11965403
having another wanking session

>>11965459
>censoring out your own username because you're a coward

>>11965477
they're just wringing their hands of responsibility, like any company

>>11965472
It's hilarious. To be honest same reaction will be met from the other side if it was a BLM flag.

So how about replacing hypergolics with something that doesn't require hazmats after splashdown?

Trumptards ruining Space flight confirmed. Just look at this thread, only trumptards talking about how great trump is. Oh the ironing.

>>11965518
Thank god BLMfags are too retarded to go into the ocean

>>11965525
> Trumptards ruining Space flight confirmed. Just look at this thread, only trumptards talking about how great trump is. Oh the ironing.

S E E T H E! S E E T H E H A R D E R !

>>11965525
SEETHING

>>11965525
Salt.

>>11965518
True. The meltdown on /pol/ would have been immense
Either way it's sad people can't overlook such a tiny incident for the monumental achievement this is by SpaceX

>>11965459
https://www.reddit.com/user/Vulcan_ACES

>>11965518
I'd take BLM over a Trump or Biden flag, if only because it wouldn't be to the glory of one particular individual.

>>11964425
a little boy needs to oppose authority to feel like a man.
a man isn't threatened by whether following a reasonable idea makes him "sheep"
grow up

>>11965405
>HULLO
is he a leftist bitch?

>>11965549
>Fentanyl Floyd

>>11965539
>>11965542
>>11965544

See, heres a great example. Not talking about science, talking about trump instead! Like pottery, or potusery i should say. Its like clattering a cats bowl, they just sprint to babble about how great trump is at the moments notice, for free too!

>>11965528
Negros don't swim, swimming proficiency among african americans are statistically low.

>>11965560
always has been

Are conservatives/trumpcucks capable of thought or just spewing memes?

>>11965523
Lol, if the capsule is so toxic why is everyone near it

>>11965525
Democrats wont fund NASA's moon landing mission. Literally the house voted yesterday across party lines to not fund NASA.

>>11965459
>Reddit is seething
>unironically being a redditor Vulcan_ACES

>>11965549
>glory
What glory? It looks ridiculous no matter who does it. You'll notice Trumpfags are celebrating the leftists' salt rather than the act itself

>>11965549
Are you one of those guys who actually thinks spaceflight is not a prestige project for the nations that do it?

>>11965561
You being butthurt is what makes it so fun.

>>11965560
All great minds are leftists, what did you expect? Him being a retarded racist?

>>11965561
inb4 10 replies saying seethe

>>11965572
A nation isn't an individual either.

>>11965560
of course he is
typical silicon valley programmer liberal
but aside from that he has good scientific knowledge

>>11965567
If the capsule isn't so toxic why don't they just open it?

>>11965575
Oof keeek

>>11965561
You're the one mentioning it.

>>11965575
Based Manley ( such an alpha name too), talking facts. Lets see trump try to take the glory again haha

> still mad his shitty thread didn't get stickied

You just know Trump is going to invite Bob and Doug to present the ISS flag at the White House. You haven't seen the final level of salt yet

>>11965575
>ignores Elon's generally Trump-leaning and non-PC attitude

>>11965575
>Being proud of acting like a child
You'd eat shit if it meant a liberal had to smell your breath

>>11965591
Mentioning what?

>>11965547
>>11965570
My username is Vulcan_ACES.

>>11965566
Politics is all memes now. Everyone trying to dunk on each other. This isn't limited to America either

>>11965561
Last time I checked your fuckers said math was white supremacy, time was an oppressive tool of capitalism and meritocracies were colonialism, you can shut your fucking mouth about sicenc eyou filthy mongroel.

>>11965602
four more years, bitch

>hoes mad (x24)
Next thread theme

If they don't open the capsule soon Doug will only be a skeleton

>>11964809
seek help for your deep rooted insecurities

Elon pls tweet out a trump flag, it would cause a nuclear meltdown

Can one flag send an entire website into a furious rage?

Find out on the next episode of "the american culture war is fucking retarded"

Honestly i think it would be dishonest NOT to thank Obama, from introducing the policies that planned to get us here.

Lets all say the facts.

THANKS OBAMA! You made it happen!

>>11965601
>generally Trump-leaning
He repeatedly said he doesn't think Trump was a good choice, he endorsed Andrew Yang and is primarily motivated by stopping climate change, which Trump thinks is a hoax.
He just knows that Trump is a manchild who will ban electric cars if Musk pisses him off so he has to pretend to pander to him.

>>11965621
Nah, he's still got plenty of snax.

>>11965638
America hasnt been in a worst state, its amazing to witness rome of our time literally falling into pieces, losing its grip on power in just 4 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePwO-1T7it4

>>11965615
>braaap haha take that libruls

>>11965621
Out of the loop. What’s up with Bob and food?

>>11965638

>>11965250
yup, and the rest of us watch you get worse and worse, but you're still convinced "do what I want!" is the way to a better society.

>>11965583
And an individual of a nation has a right to free speech, and SpaceX does not own the Gulf of Mexico. Calm down and don't overjudge based on what you see through a telephoto lens. Everybody knows people don't like Trump, and nobody outside of those getting their daily dose of Trump Derangement Syndrome fuel give a shit about that.

>>11965638
No rage. Just a bunch of circle-jerking trumpfags, and everyone else poking fun at them.
Pointing out that someone is stupid isn't rage.

Great, now that flag is all people will talk about this mission

>>11965660
this hole trump flag situation

>>11965576
>all great minds are leftist
>retarded racist
oh yeah i dont want my country to look like brazil therefore im a retarded racist, oh yeah von braun was definitely a leftist, oh yeah WLP wasn't an astrophysicist, oh yeah the discoverers of DNA didn't get condemned for believing race is real, fuck off to reddit mate

>>11965682
Seethe harder whitey!

>No rage. Just a bunch of circle-jerking trumpfags, and everyone else poking fun at them.
>Pointing out that someone is stupid isn't rage.

Keep an eye out for a little dark blue box, if we see it, I can guarantee you things on this planet are gonna are about to heavily change.

hmmm, who could he be referring to, I wonder?

>>11965315
what is the point of people like you?
your enjoyment doesn't seem to come from anything deep, complex, meaningful, or beautiful.

you're peak life moments are enjoying that you may have made someone else feel negative.

>>11965667
they had to leave the ISS early because they unexpectedly became very low on food rations

>>11965690
Didnt you know Nazis were leftists! Conservatives good, everything bad is leftist. yes you are retarded.

>>11965682
>No rage. Just a bunch of circle-jerking trumpfags, and everyone else poking fun at them.

You're obviously pretty salty as fuck about it, mate.

>>11965637
It's fascinating that Obama's administration took bold steps in commercialising manned space flight, and yet the "free-market republicans" have fought tooth and nail to keep cost-plus bloat of SLS going.

>Still need to purge out Bob's toxic burrito farts

Shut the fuck up about politics and Reddit, retards.

>>11965715
When did 4chan get brigaded by leftists?

>>11965647
Andrew Yang and any of the 'radical' democrats will never be allowed a run for president, you will always just have boring old farts like Biden who Musk can never really support

>>11965707
You're mostly being judged for being irrational and angry about something. Welcome to the internet hate machine. If you're hammering the table, you lose.

>>11965715
im just so tired of these faggots who think you have to want america to become a latin american country to be intelligent

>>11965707
Stay mad. You retards are getting upset over a fucking flag. Focus on the mission.

>stop making fun of my meme flag and my meme president!!!11

>>11965745
Hopefully when trumps reign ends, we can go back to being a 1st world country.

>>11965759
No one is making fun of Trump. They are MAD.

>>11965739
/sfg/ is a focal point for pretty much all the ideological factions you can find on 4chan, because you have leftists interested in spaceflight coming from reddit and from leftist boards, and rightists interested in spaceflight coming from /pol/, /k/ and other rightist boards

>noooo you can't just make fun of le presidentarino!!!
>haha orange man bad

>>11965761
Jamie, pull up the DNC immigration plan

oh no.... bobendoug is purged....

>>11965761
Yes the democrat controlled cities currently burning down every small independent business they can get their hands on remind me so much of Stockholm Sweden and Berlin

>>11965637
Dipshit. The capsule concepts that led to today was Orion and Lockheed under W

>>11965761
dont you realize the leftists want america to be a latin american country by 2040? sure the republicans aren't much better but at least they're delaying that

I never get tired of hearing quindar tones

>>11965784
Nah, its the commies that designed it, we just copied it. If anything we have to thank the socialists for brining Bob and Doug back.

>>11965786
Republicans want America to be Israel 2.0

How do I get a non-janitor job at SpaceX

>>11965777
>>11965782
these faggots will never understand or care, their whole ideology is built on "destroying whiteness" and anybody who disagrees is an evil neon yahtzee monster retarded redneck trumptard

>>11965637
based

>>11965816
show up at the next boca chica job day

>Doug, just tell them you're reading 0.0, I want to get out of this fucking capsule and eat

>>11965761
>Hopefully when trumps reign ends, we can go back to being a 1st world country.
Then you might want to double-check the immigration and economic policies of the political parties there, chief.

I dont remember von Braun, yelling FUCK NIGGERS, so yeah, turns out the scientific world is built by non-retards.

meanwhile conservacucks designed TempleOS to run their secure god abiding servers.

>>11965816
Retweet #BlackLivesMatter

>Bod and Doug are both straight white men

How did SpaceX get away with this?

>>11965808
lmao no they don't. almost every republican congressman is a neocon globalist

>>11965808
Not entirely true, they dont want america to be a majority jewish country, but they definitely want us to be some sort of protectorate of them, but at least republicans give us more time before we become brazil 2.0.

>>11965819
>"destroying whiteness"

FInally the true intelligence surfaced

>>11965828
kek

>>11965755
Not american
don't care
just asking why you've debased your life into the meme equivalent of kids playing tag, with a ton of schadenfreude as your main emotional peak.

>>11965831
lol what the fuck kind of delusional wonderland are you living in?

bait question asking them if they want to leave early? lol

>>11965808
Republicans want America to be completely self-sustainable without having to rely on countries like China that'll intentionally fuck us over and shut us down whenever they want to.

Hop delayed.

https://twitter.com/nextspaceflight/status/1290011048817254403

>>11965842
>>11965845
Trump can't shut up about how much he adores Israel. He and every other Republikike is owned by them.

>>11965841
the CRS-1 launch has a japanese man i think

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1289997897723863040
>THE REPLIES

HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD

>>11965850
I take it you haven't spent a lot of time looking at what Critical Theory has to say about "anti-racist" ideologies and what the objects of their vitriol are.

>>11965841
NASA doesn't have diversity quotas.

>>11965845
We're partly there, Trump is already as retarded and his administration as corrupt as the south american governments, all thats missing is to lower the living conditions of the massess. Which seems to be on course so far. We should vote Trump to keep up the good job, viva NeoAmericana

>>11965867
Fuck my day is ruined

>>11965889
Clearly you haven't seen their internal emails and PDFs.

>>11965850
https://harvardmagazine.com/2002/09/abolish-the-white-race.html
https://nmaahc.si.edu/learn/talking-about-race/topics/whiteness
https://www.cwu.edu/diversity/sites/cts.cwu.edu.diversity/files/documents/constructingwhiteness.pdf
oh yeah not like there aren't a whole bunch of ideologues who endorse exactly that you retard, now lets go back to talking about spaceflight

>>11965831
>I dont remember von Braun, yelling FUCK NIGGERS
yeah but he was LITERALLY a Nazi

>>11965885
I take it you sniffed glue and realized your pigment is under assault.

>>11965831
Von Braun was a literal and unironic Nazi. Literally a card-carrying member of the National Socialist party and the SS.

>>11965890
This is your first political rodeo where you actually watched the going-ons in the White House, I see. You wouldn't believe that if you watched the actions of previous administrations rather than taking the headlines at face value.

The race war has gotten worse since Trump was elected. SJWs are more annoying and anti-white racism has been more overt.
How exactly has he helped? I thought people voted for him to avoid this.

>>11965867
thats not a very bad delay, we knew the hop wasn't going to happen today because elon was in florida
>>11965869
im now in the unique position of being attacked by both the far left and the storm brigade

>>11965911
>I take it you sniffed glue and realized your pigment is under assault.

I'm imagining you saying this about black people being upset instead and the result is hilarious.

Is there any chance it can still explode and kill everyone around the capsule?

>>11965459
Reddit strikes back!

>>11965924
Trump just forced them to reveal themselves early. It was inevitable but they had to accelerate their plans once Trump got in office

>>11965943
It's possible, the Super Dracos are still fully loaded for abort launch. The valves are shut so it's unlikely

>>11965924
Yeah BLM and the liberals etc have done more to increase the racial divide and tensions in a couple of years than white nationalists have in 20 years lmao, you've gotta laugh

>>11965936
It is! Which makes it even funnier when you have a panic fear of insignificant portion of the population! Haha

how much longer till that door is open
AHHHH

>pretty flawless flight
Nice

>>11965943
highly likely, a good 99% chance it might explode

>>11965924
>>11965964
>>11965965
hes stopped legal immigration by over 40% and constructed half the wall so far, you gotta give him that

>>11965948
>Vote Conservative
>Country gets worse
>Blame Liberals
And repeat. Typical republican thinking.

Can conservacucks shut up, we leftists are trying to watch the achievements of the progressive america, not hicks launching cola and mentos launchers. Please vacate the left leaning board.

>>11965945
I've never understood how reddit got so left wing.

>>11965971
It does not take a very large portion of a population to initiate a large scale cultural shift. About 10% is all you need to change which viewpoints are harbored. Your choice of language is interesting, though. Are you telling me that black people are insignificant?

>>11965991
Which party is burning down cities?

>>11965943
>Bob bursts out of capsule demanding to know where the buffet is

>>11966000
>I've never understood how reddit got so left wing.
Statements that support anything else were banned by hard left power mods and the administrators themselves.

they're opening the capsule!

>>11966000
Chinese funding. China literally bought Reddit. It's also set in liberal California

>>11966005
>Bob immedialty inhales the entirety of the ship's crew.

>>11965224
On the boats. At least until the boats have accidents, which they always do.

>>11966001
They are, as a racist my self i too fear for the safety of my pigmentation. Did you know that colleges literally teach you to hate the color white? I saw someone saying so on youtube!

They're about to open the hatch guys... guys?

FUCK BOB JUST DRAGGED ONE IN

SPACE CORONA IS RELEASED

These capsules are meant to be reusable right? Because the one I'm looking at right now seems pretty charred

They unleashed the beast.

The beast demands his daily sacrifice

>>11966056
so are the boosters when they come back but they reuse them

>>11966037
So this is what it's like to talk with people in Bizarro-world.

BOB AND DOUG COME OUT AND GREET YOUR FANS!

HATCH IS OPEN

>>11966056
A touch of paint and she'll be brand new.

>>11966056
Yes, pretty sure they mentioned too this particular capsule would be used in the next crewed mission.

>>11966056
The exterior parts may be replaced but the interior pressure cell is intact

>>11966061
Zardoz

stretcher reading for the victim

>>11965991
the divide isn't gonna end until there is a civil war, unironically
>>11965999
Can (insert ideology here) shut up, we (my ideology) are trying to watch the acievements of the (my america), not (insult for my enemy) launching cola and mentos launchers. Please vacate the (my ideology leaning) board.

Hatch open!

>>11966056
They're more refurbishable than reusable.
They need to be touched up again.

The crew surgeon was never seen again.

>>11966000
Open communities tend to lean left wing. 4chan was until mid-2015 when viral marketing spread Trump worshipping over /pol/ and infected the rest of the board like cancer.

what horror awaits when Bobndoug finally emerges?

>>11965870
JAXA is honorary

>>11966124
You're an idiot.

There they are

Bob is out

>>11966141
He got so fat in space he can't even walk.

>>11966124
Open communities are subversive. "Left Leaning" is the default and does not constitute any kind of rebellion unless you go full communist.

THE CHAD LEG SPREAD STANCE