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bobndoug edition

SpaceX Crew Dragon (C206.0) with two American NASA astronauts onboard (Doug Hurley, Bob Behnken) is returning to Earth, after spending two months onboard the International Space Station. The capsule will splashdown off the coast of Florida. This is the first manned spacecraft water landing since 1975! And, the first return of astronauts to American Soil (in an American spacecraft no less) since 2011.
SpaceX Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl2jo1bSxl8
NASA Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg

Undocking: 7:34 PM EDT on Saturday, August 1
Splashdown: 2:42 PM EDT on Sunday, August 2

This Demo-2 mission is the final major milestone for SpaceX’s human spaceflight system to be certified by NASA for operational crew missions to and from the International Space Station. Once the Demo-2 mission is complete, and the SpaceX and NASA teams have reviewed all the data for certification, NASA astronauts Victor Glover, Mike Hopkins, Shannon Walker, and JAXA astronaut Soichi Noguchi will fly on Dragon’s first six-month operational mission (Crew-1) targeted for late September.

More info:
>https://www.spacex.com/launches/
>https://blogs.nasa.gov/commercialcrew/2020/07/31/nasas-spacex-demo-2-weather-remains-go-for-return-live-coverage-tomorrow/
>https://www.nasa.gov/feature/top-10-things-to-know-for-nasa-s-spacex-demo-2-return/

Commercial Crew Press Kit: https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/commercialcrew_press_kit.pdf
This launch supported Expedition 63 on the Space Station: https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/expeditions/expedition63/index.html

Read more about this launch and the NASA commercial crew program:
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/dm2/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crew_Dragon_Demo-2
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/ccp-press-kit/main.html

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>> No.11960170

Are people gonna die?

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Crew Biographies:

Doug Hurley: https://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/biographies/douglas-g-hurley/biography
>Hurley is the spacecraft commander for Demo-2, responsible for activities such as launch, landing and recovery
Prior space flights:
>STS‐127 (July 2009)
>STS‐135 (July 2011); the final Space Shuttle flight, and the flight that left the ‘flag’ on the International Space Station

Bob Behnken: https://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/biographies/robert-l-behnken/biography
>Behnken is the joint operations commander for the mission, responsible for activities such as rendezvous, docking and undocking, as well as Demo-2 activities while the spacecraft is docked to the space station
Prior space flights:
>STS-123 (March 2008)
>STS-130 (February 2010)

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The weather criteria for recovery for this demonstration
mission is as follows.

Wind Speed:
No greater than 15 ft/sec

Wave Period & Significant Wave Height:
Driven
by wave height and wave period relationship; in
general, when wave height and wave period are
the same, the condition is no-go. No greater than 7
degrees wave slope.

Rain:
< 25% probability of 25 dBz in protected boundary

Lightning:
No less than 10 miles and no greater than
25% probability of lightning in protected boundary

Helicopter Start & Hover Test:
Pass-Fail test to
confirm operational capability

Helicopter Operational Limits:
Vessel limits will
apply on motion (pitch, roll), cloud visibility, cloud
ceiling and lightning
- Vessel Pitch, Roll:
No greater than 4 degrees
- Ceiling:
No less than 500 feet
- Visibility:
No less than ½ mile for day and 1 mile
for night

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Flag handover occurred earlier today.

Daily reminder:
>One industry official said executives inside Boeing “can’t accept” SpaceX is flying people first. “People are annoyed by Elon — how does this guy who smokes pot beat us?” said the official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because that person was not authorized to speak publicly. “We have a lot of humble pie to eat here.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/05/21/spacex-boeing-rivalry-launch/

>> No.11960193

>>11960187
Hopefully the experience was humbling enough to make Boeing take space flight more seriously.

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rumors say the combined mass of Big Jim AND bobndoug's presence on Earth will not only slow the rotation of the planet, but turn back time as well

>> No.11960211

>>11960197
>IF I COULD TURN BACK TIIIIME!!!
>*BOPOBEEBOP*
>IF I COULD LICK THOSE NUUUUTS!!!
>*BOPOBEEBOP*
>I WOULD STROKE THAT SHAFT AND SLURP YOUR CUM, AND YOU'D STAAAAY!!!

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>All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go…
t. Bob on twitter.

you can see the Demo-1 Celestial Buddy and the Demo-2 Apatosaurus 'Tremor'

>> No.11960287

Specific NASA stream: https://youtu.be/13OkD0C_TWU

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Last time a spacecraft planned splashdown in water since 45 years ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo%E2%80%93Soyuz

>> No.11960309

>>11960170
Either it happens or it doesn't.

>> No.11960325

>>11960170
Yes.

>> No.11960457

>>11960216
>My bags are packed, I'm ready to goooo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLdgb3kZpM

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We are living in the sixties. In a few years maybe they will put a man on the moon.

>> No.11960476

4 bongs to go!

>> No.11960491

>>11960475
What's the green shit in the water near the nose?

>> No.11960492 [DELETED] 

test splashdown in March 2019.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cy68OoNHF0

>> No.11960493

>>11960491
astronaut pee
or hypergolics

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>>11960491

>> No.11960512

>>11960491
Marker dye

>> No.11960513 [DELETED] 

>>11960504
It seems that it is a marker, to make the capsule more easy to find.

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>> No.11960523

>>11960512
>>11960513
I'd think the orange floating would be visually distinct enough to mark it out without having to dump ecto-cooler in the sea, but then I'm not NASA.

>> No.11960528

>>11960517
Oh well now it makes more sense, disregard previous post.

>> No.11960530

>>11960491
Kool Aid. Astronauts are significantly dehydrated after splashdown so as it lands it mixes Kool Aid into the water to sustain them until the team arrives.

>> No.11960538

Panama City / Pensacola it looks like http://www.satobs.org/seesat/Aug-2020/0001.html

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>>11960523
Not sure if the floating device was applied by the rescue crew of if it was automatically deployed by the capsule.

>> No.11960544

How long does it take the drone ship to get out there

>> No.11960548

>>11960491
Mystery Goo containment unit broke

>> No.11960553

>>11960548
kek

>> No.11960558

>>11960544
Not using it;

“ 8. How long after splashdown until Behnken and Hurley are out of the capsule?

Immediately after splashdown has occurred, two fast boats with SpaceX personnel deploy from the main recovery ship. The first boat checks capsule integrity and tests the area around the Crew Dragon for the presence of any hypergolic propellant vapors. Once cleared, the personnel on the boats begin preparing the spaceship for recovery by the ship. The second fast boat is responsible for safing and recovering Crew Dragon’s parachutes, which have at this point detached from the capsule and are in the water.

At this point the main recovery vessel can move in and begin to hoist the Crew Dragon capsule onto the main deck. Once the capsule is on the recovery vessel, it is moved to a stable location for the hatch to be opened for waiting medical professionals to conduct initial checks and assist Behnken and Hurley out of Dragon Endeavour.

This entire process is expected to take approximately 45 to 60 minutes, depending on spacecraft and sea state conditions.

9. Where do Behnken and Hurley go after they are out of the capsule?

Immediately after exiting the Crew Dragon capsule, Behnken and Hurley will be assisted into a medical area on the recovery ship for initial assessment. This is similar to procedures when welcoming long-duration crew members returning home on Soyuz in Kazakhstan.

After initial medical checks, Behnken and Hurley will be returned to shore either by traveling on the primary recovery ship or by helicopter. Helicopter returns from the recovery ship are the baseline for all splashdown zones except for the Cape Canaveral splashdown site, with travel times ranging from approximately 10 minutes to 80 minutes. The distance from shore will be variable depending on the splashdown location, ranging from approximately 22 nautical miles to 175 nautical miles.”

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Red Dragon is happening
Red Dragon is happening
Red Dragon is happening
Red Dragon is happening
Red Dragon is happening

https://catalog.data.gov/dataset/low-cost-mars-sample-return-utilizing-dragon-lander

>> No.11960581 [DELETED] 

>>11960540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsOFnBIn_EA

The frogmen attached the floating device.

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>>11960581
>Jem and me program

>> No.11960698

>>11960690
it's the correct pronunciation lol. Jem-en-ayii is wrong

>> No.11960715

>>11960491
FBI agents got liquified during atmosphere re-entry, happens all the time

>> No.11960717

C R I S P Y

>> No.11960728

JEMMYKNAY

>> No.11960730

>>11960717
b r o i l e d

>> No.11960735

jemeenee

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wonder if they'll have interior video for the descent

>> No.11960780

>>11960775
damn he's getting fat and old

>> No.11960812

This capsule will be used for crew 2, and the crew 1 booster will be used for crew 2’s booster right

>> No.11960818

>>11960812
>he doesn't know

>> No.11960840

10 hours to return? Couldn't the Shuttle do it in a hour?

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One last look..

>> No.11960905

>>11960840
This is a test flight, they will check and test everything to make sure it works

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>>11960896

>> No.11960920

>>11960917
you know that's what really happened

>> No.11960921

>>11960170
>Are people gonna die?

No they're saving that one for the Starliner crewed test

>> No.11960927

>>11960921
Well I wish these people the best then.

>> No.11960928 [DELETED] 

>>11960905
That's a lot of testing for a ninefold increase, wew.

>> No.11960930

>>11960775
it'll obviously cut out in the middle but I suspect Elon will post the uninterrupted high bitrate version later

>> No.11960937

>>11960930
I wonder if his mission to mars was successful he could homestead the solar system. Buy everything you need to shoot off and have your piece of the stars!


Makes you wonder.

>> No.11960939

>>11960840
>>11960928
The Shuttle's entire design was based around being able to launch, snatch a satellite in one pass, and land on a runway. Dragon is not. I suspect even without the extra testing it would take a few hours.

>> No.11960945

Some of you guys are alright. Don't ride a Dragon capsule today.

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>> No.11960950

>>11960170
We dont know.

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>>11960780

>> No.11960964

>>11960953
Is that him with the president?

haha

>> No.11960968

>>11960964
no some Tesla fan. funnily enough elon had just gotten out of a five guys when that was taken

>> No.11960972

>>11960968
Good for him.

>> No.11960975

>>11960170
One of the recovery boats will have a 'rona outbreak and, yes, someone onboard will die.

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>>11960953
>>11960964

>> No.11960979

>>11960975
That's a real possibility with florida. Ffs.

>> No.11960981

>>11960968
>eating at five guys
y tho

>> No.11960993

>>11960981
he can finally afford it

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>>11960979
If we assume the crew use their sick days or report symptoms, then we just want the odds of pre/asymptomatic people who're infectious.

Say that's three days on either side of "day 0" for symptoms and half of cases are asymptomatic. Then that's 3 days worth of cases + 1.5 days worth of cases - 45,000 cases.

Multiplied by the number of crew involved (100?) divided by Florida's population of 21 million gives 1 in 4? 1 in 5 odds?

>> No.11961004

>>11960997
did you know there's a 46% chance of winning who wants to be a millionaire by just pure luck?

>> No.11961010

oi, 30 minutes before stream!

>> No.11961019

>>11960997
Depends entirely on a lot of factors we don't have access to,like what they're doing to reduce the spread. But to say it's beyond the realm of possibility is untrue. It's very prevalent there. They should be careful.

>> No.11961022

>>11961004
Yes I did, John Carpenter.

What I actually forgot (other than the recovery crew being health conscious rather than being random Boomers - but accounting for that is no fun) was converting # of cases to # of actual infections in the population.

You can guesstimate that conversion factor from % of tests that are positive and currently it comes in around 2x, I think? So 90,000 Floridians would be a peak infectivity and not know they're spreading it.

>> No.11961037

In this situation there is also the virgin galactic spaceport in new mexico, is anyone ever going to use that?

>> No.11961051

>>11961037
>virgin galactic spaceport
vs
>chad Florida splashdown

Who do you think is gonna win?

>> No.11961059

>>11961051
The chad florida splashdown

>> No.11961064

>>11961059
>tropical water
>beach babes
>make friends with sharks
>fun hurricane excitement

It's got a lot going for it.

>> No.11961081

>>11961064
ehhh... the weather has a lot to be desired. But I think people have been predicting that space shuttles would launch from that location for a very long time. Like hundreds of years.

>> No.11961089

>>11961081
why is that? something to do with it being a peninsula?

>> No.11961092

>>11961064
Another bad thing about florida is that you can't go too long term, cause it's increasingly underwater. Like it or not.

>> No.11961099

>>11961089
its location relative to the equator.

>> No.11961101

>>11961064
>make friends with sharks
Based

>> No.11961117

LIVE LIVE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl2jo1bSxl8

>> No.11961127

ULA sniper on site, target acquired

>> No.11961129

this is a popping tune, mmmm

>> No.11961132

>>11960164
NASA's audio passthrough is meh low quality.

>> No.11961137

>>11961132
I'm an audio engineer at nasa

>> No.11961139

>>11961137
Get to work, monkey.

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DELET THIS

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>>11961101
>Based
T. shark

Fuck sharks, I hope the monomethyl hydrazine and nitrogen tetroxide from Draco spills out into the ocean and poisons you.

>> No.11961145

>>11961139
They have long hours no lie, that's the thing

>> No.11961146

>The New Astronauts
by test shot starfish

>> No.11961152

what the fuck is going on with your audio niggers
who keeps pulling out the headphone jack halfway

>> No.11961153

WE'RE LIVE

>> No.11961155

LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!

>> No.11961158

>>11961152
spacex stream seems fine

>> No.11961162

19 HOURS

>> No.11961163

how long will the stream be

>> No.11961165

>>11961137
>I'm an audio engineer at nasa
Does your job consist of making your tranny coworkers' voices sound more feminine?

>> No.11961166

>only 8 hours for sleep
Fucking slavedrivers.

>> No.11961167

CHRIS JUST STOLE THEIR CAPRI SUN

>> No.11961173

So is it just extremely uncomfortable being in orbit all the time or what?

>> No.11961180

>>11961173
your eyes might get fucked, your sinuses get wacked out, your face gets puffy, pooping is annoying, everything tastes bland, and you do resistive exercises like 3hr a day to avoid bone mass loss. +100s of other things

>> No.11961185

>>11961143
>hurr durr I have legs
t. human
Fuck you, Jack McLegland. Come out into the ocean and I'll show you how tough you are. You wouldn't last five minutes in my world. Lungs. Lungs are for punk bitches.

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weekend dress code at SpaceX?

>> No.11961199

https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

>> No.11961201

>>11961180
how the FUCK are we going to go to mars like this. we need artificial gravity

>> No.11961209

>>11961004
i hate this reply

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>> No.11961229

What's the cubic footage in those cabins I wonder

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>>11961228
swoogity

>> No.11961239

forward hatch closing

>> No.11961241

>>11961229
More than my apartment haha

>> No.11961242

>>11961228
my niggas just vibin'

>> No.11961249

>>11961228
>>11961231
just imagine how stylish a spacex designed station could be

>> No.11961253

>>11961241
poorfags based fags

>> No.11961257

>chat disabled for SpaceX stream
Pure, unadulterated cowardice

>> No.11961261

>>11961257
>>11961199

>> No.11961262

Have bobndoug fused into a single lovecraftian entity?

>> No.11961265

>>11961249
It's not like the ISS is bad, look how long it has been in commision.

>> No.11961269

c o m f y garment

>> No.11961270

How many hours/minutes more to detach?

>> No.11961273

>>11961270
like 2 hours

>> No.11961274

>>11961270
Just under 2, I think it's 7.35pm eastern daylight time

>> No.11961278

>>11961262
Now I demand tentacles.

>> No.11961279

>>11961270
you don't have somewhere to be do you?

>> No.11961284

>>11961262
Bob ate Doug to sustain him until he lands.

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Why does nasa stream in 720p while spacex streams in 1080?

>> No.11961293

>>11961286
Government IT is trash.

>> No.11961294

>>11961270
Detachment at 7:41 EDT, so about 110 mintes

>> No.11961298

>>11961286
NASA reallocated 360p to the Great State of Alabama.

>> No.11961300

>>11961293
They use azure. Should've been 4K capable at least. It's 2020 man.

>> No.11961306

>>11961265
of course not. I love the ISS for what it is, but you just know if SpaceX ever were to try it would probably look pretty radically different.

>> No.11961307

>>11961306
I wouldn't be opposed to it.

>> No.11961310

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13OkD0C_TWU

1080p + chat (lots of COCK spam)

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>>11961298
>360p
So that we don't get to see the incest?

>> No.11961317

>>11961257
They can't risk /pol/ filling the chat up with hate facts

>> No.11961319

>>11961310
It's 720p.

>> No.11961321

>>11961262
lmao

>> No.11961322

>>11961312
So we don't get to see Shelby's massive, long, and scary "SLS".

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>>11961312
I'm taking away another 120p in the next budget just for that.

>> No.11961326

>$628 million of the $3.4 billion requested for HLS annual budget
SpaceX to the rescue again

>> No.11961328

>>11961257
They want to avoid "whitey on the moon" spam.

>> No.11961330

>>11961328
I already saw some flat earth shit on the nasa stream.

>> No.11961331

>>11961326
what are you talking about?

>> No.11961332

>>11961328
a rat dun bit my sister nell

>> No.11961338

>>11961324
ORBITAL

>> No.11961345

>>11961324
Who's gonna keep the river of cum flowing?

>> No.11961354

https://www.waaytv.com/content/news/Alabama-Spaceport-could-land-in-Huntsville-465309633.html

I think huntsville is such an interesting city to read about.

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bobndoug: fried vs splashdown when?

>> No.11961356

>2 months in space
so what did they accomplish?

>> No.11961360

When are we gonna get a ground landing?

>> No.11961361

>>11961356
Not much on an industrial level, but a great proof of concept for future endeavors.

>> No.11961364

530

>> No.11961365

>>11961356
I think they did some maintenance work. they should really get orange vests for these guys

>> No.11961366

>>11961356
so far they didn't die

>> No.11961367

>>11961356
Bob the mechanical engineer installed some new lithium batteries

>> No.11961368

Ms NASA is not impressed by your random facts.

>> No.11961369

>>11961366
Is the heat shield up to the task ?

>> No.11961371

>go to stream at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13OkD0C_TWU
>post this in the chat
https://pastebin.com/pkdgcDdU
>???
>profit

>> No.11961373

>>11961356
critical research on inflammation from rodent bites

>> No.11961375

>>11961356
3x what normal 1x could

>> No.11961379

>>11961368
She's completely dry by his feminine voice

>> No.11961380

>>11961356
they had sex

>> No.11961382

>>11961369
maybe?

>> No.11961384

>>11961382
SO I remember they said there's like 3 stages, first stage has 4 propulsion stages, if I'm not mistaken. I wonder how it works now in more detail.

>> No.11961387

has the cutie spacex girl made an appearance yet?

>> No.11961394

>>11961380
PRESSURIZED MATING

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>>11961387

>> No.11961401

>>11961387
It's an Indian this time.

>> No.11961402

>>11961387
Sadly no. She may have been fired for leaking a Starlink beta terminal.

>> No.11961406

>>11961402
>leaking a Starlink beta terminal.
???????????

>> No.11961407

>>11961402
i hate that dumb bitch
anyone still has the video?

>> No.11961408

>>11961369
Yes, no, maybeeeeeee...
I don't know...
Nigger just fuck my asshole!
Fuck me in the ass now!
Fuck me in the ass!
Fuck me in the ass now!
Make me take your hot loooooaaaadddd!
My hole's a messssss...

>> No.11961411

>>11961402
Dude I'll make her terminal leak, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11961412

>>11961406
She posted unboxing pics on twatter and has not been seen on a launch stream since.

>> No.11961415
File: 2.66 MB, 754x1080, Starlink.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11961406
>>11961407

>> No.11961417
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>>11961408

>> No.11961419

Hatch is shut.

>> No.11961421

>>11961415
Ok, she's a stupid bitch then. Only in tech for the clout, shaking my damn head. Would still want to fuck her tho.

>> No.11961425

>>11961421
>>11961415
https://www.instagram.com/whoisheartbreak/

>> No.11961429

Have they undocked from the station yet?

>> No.11961430

>>11961429
Whoa there buddy slow down. Probably another hour yet.

>> No.11961432

>>11961421
>>11961415
>>11961402
What does she do at spacex?

>> No.11961433

>>11961430
okie

>> No.11961435

>>11961432
SpaceX Lead Manufacturing Engineer, according to her Twitter.

>> No.11961438
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>>11961356
well, they did "ISS job" just as everybody else who has been there, (space walk/fixing/experiments) that's "just" the extra; Don't forget THIS is about launching from the US and making Russia/Roscosmos and boeing salty AF as Elon and NASA successfully achieved it and we got it confirmed.

>> No.11961441

>>11961373
kek

>> No.11961442

>>11961438
such is the power of payment processors

>> No.11961443
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>>11961415
thanks m8

fucking retarded cunt happens to have the one in a million chance to test revolutionary telcom tech and then loses this opportunity because she had to post it on instagram. might at least have leaked full specs or made a review or something

>> No.11961447

>>11961443
she could have at least posted some lewds

>> No.11961448
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>>11961395
Anon please stop posting this unemployed woman who has nothing to do with Spaceflight

>> No.11961451

>>11961448
>>11961435

>> No.11961453

>>11961435
i have a feeling SpaceX only has lead engineers

>> No.11961454
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>>11961438

>> No.11961459

>>11961447
i don't know what i hate more: women or you fucking cumbrains

>> No.11961460

Ok, she is still employed. We all make mistakes in our lives. Can we move on to more pressing things, like what would SpaceX do if the capsule accidentally landed in North Korea?

>> No.11961462

>>11961454
hypersonic flight or whatever is pretty cool though, people hate on boeing way too much

>> No.11961464

>>11960953
Ho no, he's monopolized.

>> No.11961467
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>>11961438
>>11961454
>oh no no no no uhuhuhuh

>> No.11961469
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>>11961438
Isn't he high iq? That explains everything.

>> No.11961471

>>11961460
What would be the chance of that actually happening? Somebody do the math pls

>> No.11961472
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11961472

Who remembers when this song was made?

>> No.11961473

>>11961180
You get used to space after a week, multiple astronauts have said that the best sleep they have is in the ISS too. It's not that bad as you make it sound. 15 years ago the smell was bad though, but they worked on that.

>> No.11961479

>>11961459
I think you could have used a semicolon there.

>> No.11961480

>>11961471
1/i*pi

>> No.11961486
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11961486

>80 fucking problems

>> No.11961489

>>11961454
>>11961467
>"time elapsed" error lines up perfectly with the time difference from India to KSC
DESIGNATED SHITTING SKIES

>> No.11961507

sure is more roomy than a Soyuz I tell you what

>> No.11961510

yo that's a cool earth UI. Can rotate it and shit.
The power of C++ and loonix

>> No.11961513
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11961513

brehs...

>> No.11961515

>hear you loud and clear homie

>> No.11961519

AHH THEY HAVE THE GREEN NUKE CROSSHAIRS OVER FLORIDA COAST

>> No.11961523

>>11961471
log(your iq / age of the universe)

>> No.11961524

>>11961519
>coming up on apogee.
>standby for ejection
>5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
>bombs away
>BO factory is hit with a 250 kiloton nuclear warhead

>> No.11961526

>>11961472
>>11961454
>>11961438
Space is hard. This was maybe my answer to Elon, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. NASA had a very MIC philosophy: that if the no-bid contract winner was a paid, the elevation of human knowledge would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Elon can say that SpaceX sends men and materiel to space for a fraction of the cost and figured out a way to reuse rocket boosters, and was humanity's best hope at conquering Mars. But Elon doesn’t ask the question: Will NASA continue to pay if he runs grossly over-schedule? Doesn't the contract money run out if he accomplishes the task? And what about those rocket boosters? By the end of development, the Falcon Heavy was able to recover its boosters on barges in the sea with apparent ease – they’re then reused. Did Elon even think that he could be paid more money to continually manufacture new ones? Even those little Starlink satellites, have a few drop out of their little orbits so he can get money to build more.

>> No.11961531

>>11961523
so 2,74%?

>> No.11961537

>>11961523
That can't be right:
log(150/5000) = -1.5229

>> No.11961540

weird that tom cruise will be sitting in one of those suits onboard not too long from now

>> No.11961545

>>11961526
>Did Elon even think that he could be paid more money to continually manufacture new ones?
that's a good point anon, it's almost as if he's developing reusable parts to avoid this very thing

>> No.11961546

>>11961540
Won't be much different from his trip down the Marianas Trench

>> No.11961547

>>11961537
>5000

>> No.11961549

>>11961526
>Doesn't the contract money run out if he accomplishes the task?
Memeing aside, this is actually a mindset some people have with space flight. That doing things quickly and cheaply would lead to overall less funding and interest from supporters, and that a sustainable space program should aim to do less over a longer period of time.

>> No.11961554

>>11961549
>>11961545
>that'sthejoke.png

>> No.11961561

>>11961554
it was goodish bait. kudos

>> No.11961562

as long as they don't fly over ohio

>> No.11961564

>>11961554
I know it's a joke. I'm just commenting about how it isn't a meme to some people.

>> No.11961567

>>11961561
My apologies, it's not meant to be bait. It's a twist on the classic GRRM copypasta.
>>11961564
Very well

>> No.11961589

>>11961567
>my apologies
not at all, can't wait for this detach burn

>> No.11961591

>>11961564
So how are these ships going to get back and forth from mars? What would be the payload amount, operating costs, and lifespan of the ships? If that's what you're looking for.

I could always be wrong, that wouldn't be a big deal.

>> No.11961594

when did dragon get so fucking dirty

>> No.11961603

>>11961589
I'm excited as well, fren

>> No.11961610

>>11961594
?

>> No.11961613

https://www.n2yo.com/?s=45623|25544
map for you mfs

>> No.11961619

So theoretically it could have a 40,950,000 dollar payload (the falcon 9) if it was filled with nothing but valuable precious metals.

Mind you the vehicle is not much more than that, so it is somewhat economically viable even on a industrial level.

>> No.11961620

>>11961594
sound stage dust

>> No.11961632

>>11961489
>>>"time elapsed" error lines up perfectly with the time difference from India to KSC
wait wait wait

did they outsource shit to India and get fucked over by that on the mission?

>> No.11961634

>>11961632
The shitliner code is all pajeetcode

>> No.11961642

>>11961634
>trusting pajeets with code for your fucking human rated space capsule

jesus, about as retarded as trusting them with your OS

>> No.11961648

>>11961632
>did they outsource shit to India and get fucked over by that on the mission?
Poocode is also what broke the 737 MAX.

>> No.11961650

>>11961642
Or trusting them with code for your airliner autopilot

>> No.11961663

GO FOR UNDOCKING

>> No.11961668

At least there's no more city burning going on this time.

>> No.11961673

COCK FOR COCKDOCKING

>> No.11961677

Nell's condition is listed as "Stable" now if anyone cares

>> No.11961678

which stream do i watch?

>> No.11961683

~5 min to undocking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl2jo1bSxl8

>> No.11961690

bobndug

>> No.11961695

>>11961678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl2jo1bSxl8
Official SpaceX stream

>> No.11961696

>>11961677
?

>> No.11961700

>>11961673
>>11961683
>>11961690
Would have been cool if Bob spent the last hour with his cock stuck up Doug's ass, and then as they announce undocking he pulls out and jizzes all over his back. I guess an hour is a long time to fuck a guy in the ass in space, so maybe it's unrealistic.

>> No.11961702

Brave motherfuckers. What happens next is so crazy to imagine.

>> No.11961703

>fuck all these people are watching live
>better cycle through some screens so it looks like I'm doing something

>> No.11961704
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This better be good.

>> No.11961705

>>11961690
The Babadook

>> No.11961706

NOOO! IT EXPLODED!

>> No.11961708
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>>11961700

>> No.11961709

>>11961415
nice ikea? coffee table but what does this have to do with the Space X dragon

>> No.11961711

BLUESCREEN - UNDOCKING FAILED IT EXPLODED

>> No.11961712
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BOOM

>> No.11961713

>>11961703
>Doug! Stop browsing 4chan! People are watching.
>Hold on, I need to upload this Shelby Pepe I drew.

>> No.11961714

>>11961706
fug

>> No.11961716
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>>11961706
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11961717

Umbilical retracted!

>> No.11961719

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!

>> No.11961721

>>11961713
I do wonder if any of the many astronauts has shitposted here from the ISS

>> No.11961722

BLUED.COM

>> No.11961727
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11961727

View from outside!

>> No.11961729

>>11961716
Nominal, umbilical unplugged

>> No.11961731

Sort a view-from-the-robot-from-westworld vibe rn

>> No.11961740

Could see the thrusters fire. Awesome
>EEEEEEEE
what was that

>> No.11961742
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11961742

WE'RE COMING HOME BOYS!

>> No.11961743

SEPARATION C O N FI R M E D

>> No.11961744
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11961744

DRAGON IS FREE!

>> No.11961746

>>11961740
The dragon's roar.

>> No.11961747

Njet problem normal katarstrof

>> No.11961749

Godspeed

>> No.11961750

That was fucking cool.

>> No.11961751

>>11961740
Boeing collectively screeching.

>> No.11961752

>>11961744
K I N O

>> No.11961753

Are the bluescreens ultra-short outages when the ISS switches ground station?

>> No.11961754
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>> No.11961756

>Sepia

So... Nolan was right

>> No.11961755
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>> No.11961759

Them dead pixels

>> No.11961761

>lights not on
:/

>> No.11961762

lmao robot talking over narrator

>> No.11961763

Fair winds and following seas, Bobendoug.

>> No.11961765

>>11961754
>>11961744
This shit looked so amazing.

>> No.11961766

boobndoog

>> No.11961769

How long until they're far away to trigger the explosives they left on the station?

>> No.11961770
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>>11961754

>> No.11961771
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11961771

wave boys

>> No.11961772

*bonk* goes the towel

>> No.11961773

Someone get the webm of that undoocking.

>> No.11961774

bobndougs cumsock majestically floating

>> No.11961776

>>11961770
It's 2020, why are they using a camera from the 1960s?

>> No.11961780

>tfw forgot to stow the jizzrag

>> No.11961781

>genji pose
the ISS is in trouble

>> No.11961785

how many hours until re-entry? 20?

>> No.11961788

>>11961770
thanks

>> No.11961789

>>11961770
Positively Kubrickian kino

>> No.11961791
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11961791

Godspeed you magnificent bastard

>> No.11961792

>>11961395
>you just know

>> No.11961793

>>11961785
yeah, somewhere around that

>> No.11961796

splashdown when?

>> No.11961799

>>11961796
Like 20 hours or something

>> No.11961801

>>11961448
Aw did they fire her?

>> No.11961805

>>11961776
it is a 1990's webcam because that is when the module was designed

>> No.11961806

>>11961770
very 2001-esque

>> No.11961811

>>11961415
>>11961425
>>11961395
hahha oh wow did she really

>> No.11961814

>no sticky
aw.

Doffing is proceeding

>> No.11961817

>>11961814
Is this the bit where bebndeg fuck?

>> No.11961825

>>11961817
No just munching on MRE cheese spread with jalapeños and tortillas

>> No.11961833
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>>11960164
I have always been curious, what would happen if an astronaut in the exterior of the ISS without any kind of tethering jumped or got impulsed in direction to Earth?

>> No.11961834

>>11961833
he would float further away for a while and then come back on the other side of the orbit

>> No.11961843
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>>11961834
So it's like you need a certain amount of energy to exit the orbit?

>> No.11961844
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>>11961825
They need to send Steve up and do a space review.

>> No.11961845

>>11961833
play some KSP lad

>> No.11961855

>>11961776
Low quality is due to bandwidth limitation of satellite connection

>> No.11961877

So are they going to talk the whole night until the final deorbiting burn or what?

>> No.11961879

>>11961877
Probably just showing random footage and camera angles for bits of it

>> No.11961880

Soundtrack of this mission

https://youtu.be/uE8EhJ9gS28?t=60

>> No.11961882

>>11961877
Probably might be breaks after a bit for the casters but we'll probably see livestream of the mission control

>> No.11961886

>>11961843
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5XPFjqPLik

>> No.11961894

lmao bobndoug forgot to swap over the mc audio

>> No.11961895
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11961895

imagine being on the ship right now

>> No.11961897

We playing asteroids now

>> No.11961899
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11961899

IT'S NOT THE CREW DRAGON
THE TIC-TAC HAS FOUND YOU!
/IT'S NOT THE CREW DRAGON
THE TIC-TAC HAS FOUND YOU!
//IT'S NOT THE CREW DRAGON
THE TIC-TAC HAS FOUND YOU!
////IT'S NOT THE CREW DRAGON
THE TIC-TAC HAS FOUND YOU!
//////IT'S NOT THE CREW DRAGON
THE TIC-TAC HAS FOUND YOU!
////////IT'S NOT THE CREW DRAGON
THE TIC-TAC HAS FOUND YOU!
///////////IT'S NOT THE CREW DRAGON
THE TIC-TAC HAS FOUND YOU!
//////////////IT'S NOT THE CREW DRAGON
THE TIC-TAC HAS FOUND YOU!

>> No.11961900

dragon glownigger confirmed

>> No.11961903

>>11961899
Why are you locked in the bathroom

>> No.11961909

>>11961899
it looks like a giant buttplug

>> No.11961911
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>>11961909

>> No.11961913

>>11961877
I admire americans for their abilty to talk for hours without saying anything substantial

>> No.11961917

>it’s a Americans don’t understand frames of reference episode

>> No.11961918
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>>11961899
>>11961911

>> No.11961920

So we're going to raid that Q&A now or no?

>> No.11961922

I'm going to sleep,
see you later

>> No.11961929

>>11961917
fucking 4y/o brainlet

>> No.11961930
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>>11961918
180degree/reverse video

>> No.11961934

>>11961886
Thanks, that was very informative.

>> No.11961938

>>11961917
>Fritz
>American

>> No.11961945

elon is lurking here. you didn't hear that from me

>> No.11961953
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11961953

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.11961960
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>> No.11961962

https://youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo

>> No.11961977

>those brainlet questions

>> No.11961978
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>> No.11961982
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>>11961978
Isn't the cap supposed to be closed?

>> No.11961983

>>11961982
bob forgot to close it

>> No.11961984

>>11961982
They're gonna close it tomorrow, just before the deorbit burn

>> No.11961986

>>11961984
Reasons why its not closed now?

>> No.11961988

>pre-sleep activities

>> No.11961991

>>11961986
it covers forward thrusters

>> No.11961998

How are they planning to send people to mars exactly?

>> No.11962006

>>11961998
By going up, then sideways really fast

>> No.11962008

>>11961945
Elon I am welder, pls hire me.

>> No.11962017

>>11961988
bob's gotta have his dessert

>> No.11962019

>the smell
the incel question

>> No.11962028

>>11961998
With rockets.

>> No.11962033
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11962033

>>11961998
Current proposal is this stupid thing with an orion stuck on the front.

>> No.11962034

>>11961998
Following a couple build-a-base and in situ resource manufacturing payloads

>> No.11962037

>>11962019
imagine

>> No.11962038
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11962038

>>11961998
>How are they planning to send people to mars exactly?
BY USING THE MOST ADVANCED, THE MOST POWERFUL, THE MOST BADASS SHINY WATER TOWER THIS FUCKED GAY PLANET HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN!!!!

LEEEEEEEETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!1!2!

>> No.11962061

Why isn't this a sticky?

>> No.11962062

>Can you see fireworks from the ISS?
What a fag

>> No.11962064

>>11962061
Maybe for around splashdown they’ll sticky it

>> No.11962139

I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE WHAT

>> No.11962150

itoddlers btfo?

>> No.11962170

>>11962061
Half of the mods are statist Boeing shills and the other half commie Roskosmos shills

>> No.11962299

>>11962150
Just take a screenshot what is your problem

>> No.11962301

ooooooh apple :)

>> No.11962376

>when a vtuber dragon anime girl reviewing shitposts gets nearly as many live views as NASA

Absolute state

>> No.11962408

>>11962376
no way..

>> No.11962428

>>11961356
they did a whole lotta spess walks

>> No.11962456

>>11962428
spess

>> No.11962590

I love these streams, we may look back on these one day and say "I remember that, I was there" even if we were just watching from home.

>> No.11962737

>>11960170
we all do

>> No.11962858

when does the stream go live again?

>> No.11962875
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11962875

lol this picture is worth a thousand words

Look at the dude on the left, his expression
>Oh shit zero g

The dude on the right is like pulling that one meme pose but in space too. I love it.

>> No.11962878

WHY AREN'T YOU IN SPACE ANON?

>> No.11962899

>>11962878
Cause I'm not a chadstronaut

>> No.11962913

Did they calculate the reentry burn for everything bob ate on the ISS?

>> No.11962974

>american flag
Cucks

>> No.11962981

Where are they now?

>> No.11963015

>>11962981
in low earth orbit

>> No.11963039

>>11963015
How long till re-entry?

>> No.11963044

>>11963039
they went to bed, so after they wake up

>> No.11963045

>>11963044
oh ok. thanks.

>> No.11963070
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>>11961754
SPPPAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEE

>> No.11963072

>>11961903
Maybe you should try getting a job

>> No.11963097

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsxviPT2Cw&feature=youtu.be

>> No.11963136
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>>11961690
BOBnDOUG

>> No.11963140
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>>11961713
>>11961721

>> No.11963143

>>11963140
Is that r9k?

>> No.11963152

>>11963136
babndig

>> No.11963166

Why does it take so long to un-dock?

>> No.11963176

>>11963166
don't want it to explode desu

>> No.11963186

>>11963176
I think they've finally started undocking

>> No.11963189

Should I make a new thread?

>> No.11963210

>>11963208
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