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I got poison ivy/oak and now my penis looks like it's erect in all the wrong places. I rubbed it with both tecnu oil remover and the itch spray and I've just taken an epsom bath. I'm going to the doctor's later. Is my peepee gonna be ok?

>> No.11929748

>>11929741
it'll probably fall off

>> No.11929749
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>>11929748

>> No.11929751

>>11929741
it's time to start taking estrogen

>> No.11929756

>no evidence
this is a science board

>> No.11929762

Also I'm terrified that if I get an erection my peepee will rip or something

>> No.11929765

>>11929741
It happened to me when I was a kid, turned into a giant mushroom, got made fun of by older brother. But yes, you'll be fine.

>> No.11929779

>>11929765
Did they give you steroids or something?

>> No.11929799

>>11929779
I used to get a shot of steroids in my ass cheek, but now they do pills I think.

>> No.11930190

>>11929749
there is a whole board dedicated to help you with the transition. maybe you can even get some tips from /lgbt/

>> No.11930265

>>11929741
Calamine lotion is your friend, and next time pay attention to the plants you put your dick near.

>> No.11930446

>>11929741
Bro, why you fucking random plants in the woods? That's how you get the itch. Fuck domestic house plants next time like a civilized person.