/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11860344
Speak for yourself, pal. I sungaze while jacking off and perform ancient chants, every day.

Sun worshippers get the fuck off of my /sci/
This is a Jupiter board

>>11860424
Why do you care about that wind speedlet planet? Even Saturn has more going on that Poopiter

>>11860444
Jupiter is deliciously thicc and is a complete bro who sucks up space debris so we don't have to

>>11860344
>Our Sun is nothing special
>There are billions of stars just like it
>We found dozens of Earth-like exoplanets orbiting their stars inside the Goldilocks Zone that makes life viable

Meanwhile
>Out of all these Earth-like planets we found, Earth is actually the only one with a disproportionately large moon that we know of
>The Moon regulates the tides and is actually what makes the Earth unique in the Galaxy
>It is believed the conditions that led to the beginning of life on stagnant primordial pools were only possible due to the Moon's influence
The Moon is the real Mommy. If it wasn't for her we wouldn't be here at all.

>>11860446
That doesn't make it cool though. If it wasn't there Neptune or someone else would pick up the slack.

>>11860450
Don't forget
>Makes the night sky look really cool
>Full moons make nights comfy and bright
>Inspired humanity to come over and say hi
/sci/ is a Jupiter board but the Moon can come too

>>11860463
>That doesn't make it cool though
I wonder who could be behind this post

>planets you forget exist

I honestly think about Pluto more than this fagplanet lol xD
Any Uranus fanboys get at me I wanna roast you

>>11860344
We didn't, they just changed the names and most people are pretty dumb so they didn't know the difference

>>11860467
>fall into Jewpiter
>fall asleep

>fall into Neptune
>surfing through azure skies at 2000 kmph

I know which one I'm jumping in. Do you?

>>11860474
Are you implying that modern religions are just retellings of ancient pre-flood ones?

If that is the case then surely there would be flood myths in every civilization and shared fear and reverence associated with things like comets and the stars above. Just doesn't make sense anon.

Well, it will soon kill us all.

>>11860450
>>It is believed the conditions that led to the beginning of life on stagnant primordial pools were only possible due to the Moon's influence
What does that mean

>>11860487
>he hasnt built a Faraday cage around his PC

>>11860474
Good post anon.

>>11860485
Christianity is a syncretism between Ancient Egyptian religion (Isis the Virgin giving birth to Horus the Child), Zoroastrianism, and the Roman cult of Sol Invictus which was popular in the latter days of the Roman Empire.

A lot of the festivities simply changed names.

>>11860494
If it was permanently underwater it wouldn't have happened or some shit.

>>11860485
>If that is the case then surely there would be flood myths in every civilization and shared fear and reverence associated with things like comets and the stars above.
I see what you did there.

>>11860450
Ain't a competition. Celebrate the sun at solstices. The moon every full moon. Star gaze every new moon. Equinoxes are a thing. What's important. Write it down. Ask yourself why. Show your appreciation with your time.

>>11860494
It means the tides allowed said primordial shallow pools to form up and mix up in the first place. Water crashes into hot rock, the building blocks for life get concentrated in a small warm pool.

>>11860485
And yet they all take something from Gilgamesh. Folk tales all started in one place. The humans spread taking the stories they told back at their origin and adding new ones. All corrupted by psychopaths and narcissists who due to their own warped psychology turned everything into a binary good and evil. Where they are the good. Because they can't for an instant accept the possibility of fault or imperfection.

>>11860485
>Implying here aren't
Why don't you tell actually doing some research on a topic before convincing yourself you understand it mate.

https://www.ancient-origins.net/human-origins-religions/startling-similarity-between-hindu-flood-legend-manu-and-biblical-020318

Astrotheology And The Initiate
http://esotericawakening.com/astrotheology-and-the-initiate

>>11860499
This guy gets it. Every religion is a slightly altered repost of a slightly altered repost.

I don't understand how red giants work.
You can't just make a star 100 times bigger and still have a star, it would just be a huge gas cloud by then with no fusion.

AMATERASU

>>11860424
Jupiter is a proto-star.

>>11860485
I posted this, sorry if you were being ironic anon I was reading multiple things in other tabs, I dint mean to get snippy if you were facetious. >>11860525

I have short patience for people on this board stating a claim that is stupid and false as if it is fact when a few hours of research would show them they are saying stupid shit. OP can have another bump

>>11860344
It's an inanimate sphere made of plasma. There's no reason to worship it.

Every believe witch contradicts the machine god is an affront. But his first born child rock will take care about your heresy.

>>11860450
why is regulating the tides so important?

>>11860677
Is about stabilizing the axis. But i dont know if its true cause i never heared about any planet with non stable axis. Even if it would be the case, that it stabilize it to an certain degree. The moon is pretty useless it just would mean a shift in climate zones, and maybe longer winter summer periods

>>11860422
This, but I also put a buttplug in. One with a topaz gem to signify glory to the sun god.

We never actually worshipped "the sun", at least not the one in your pic. The sun we did worship, we now call Saturn.

>>11860450
Also likely helped us rationalize and measure the passage of time beyond days.

>>11860344
Sun doesn't get mad at you for masturbating so they had to embellish it in some ways.

>>11860640
I'm both the OP and the guy you're replying to so you're doubly welcome.

Someone redpill me on Saturn.

>>11860525
>esotericawakening.com
Fuck off Nazi schizo

>>11860526
There's still fusion going on in the core and the rest of the cloud just gets heated

>>11860925
Literally the devil it's the 6th planet for a reason.

>>11860344
Ordinary stars are strange objects when you consider how counter-intuitive are the consequences of some of their most basic attributes, such as their size: For every square centimeter of surface, the sun has a volume in the tens of billions of cubic centimeters, which is most of what gives it its longevity. A model of it on a more familiar scale, say 20cm across, would have to convert all of its core hydrogen into helium to maintain the same 6000K surface temperature for a month or so. No matter how many times I do rough in-the-head calculations of this sort about stars I'm surprised that something of the sort matters that much more than when imagining it casually, which is a rather Apollonian theme to contemplate.

>>11860699
>>11860925
>>11860992
>>>/x/

>>11861144
Explain this lizardshill?
There's a reason we don't send anything near Saturn retard

>>11860446
>sucks up debris
And flings it right at us

>>11860344
I've been thinking the same thing. As we finally emerged from the long, cold winter - one of the most depressing I've lived through - and I could look up at the sun as it drove the dread chill from my skin and bones, I felt a sense of communion with the peoples of old who worshipped the sun, and sacrificed one another to it.

Planets and Stars are cool and all but Moons doesn't afraid of nothing too.
Io is a hell of a moon literally. It's basically an orbiting volcano with lava lakes.

>>11861229
NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN JUPERINO!!!!! HES A GOOD PLANETOOOO!

>>11861269
Would there be a habitable zone near one of the volcanoes?
Tbf it's kind of beta orbiting a planet if you think about it.

>>11860424
I always wanted to ask this but forget :

Why did the levy comets leave black spots on the atmosphere that were left there for some time ?
What is the logic behind that ?
I thought jupiter is all clouds at the top ?
I cannot wrap my mind around this - how would those comets leave so many black spots after impact ?

>>11861304
I agree but the planet's become boring after awhile. That's why we seek new things. Also it's cool to imagine what the view of Jupiter would look like while standing on one of its moons.

>>11861322
>big explosions
>dont think about it
>shut up
>???

>>11861334
Personally falling into a gas giant is my preferred thought exercise but I wish we had some other planets closer to us. Fuck a Roche limit

>>11861342
cute :)

>>11861342
Ya there are other systems out there way cooler than ours but at the same time plenty of dead ones. Speaking of hopefully we can get a better awnser on exactly what happened to Mars. I mean there had to be life there at one point right? Dry bodies of water? Ice at the poles?

>>11861372
It's a shame we are missing 200k+ years of human history I would love to know what the Martians taught us.

>>11860935
Seethe more (((tranny)))

>>11861205
>cassini

>>11861229
Jupiter is gud boy he dindu nuffin

>>11861439
And have we gone back? NO

>>11861396
Sirius is the dog star
https://videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/eye-wide-open-advanced-material_NcZeNP6uvCx7pXl.html

>>11860344
why worship anything that can and will kill you?

>>11861519
>floods ur planet

>>11861322
Same reason the tsar bomb cloud took like a week to go away but instead of 50t its more in the gigaton and teraton range fucking up the clouds and altering the pressure systems where it hit.

Atmosphere being blown apart doesnt just instantly snap back together exactly as it was before.

>>11860650
prove it's inanimate, dork

>>11860487
>soon
Huh?

>>11861629
>Scientists are able to determine this about a rock we’ve never been able to go to

I bet you think covid is real too kek

>>11860518
Who are these psychopaths or narcissists you speak of? Care to give some references? Its hard to take what you write seriously if you make these claims without any reference.

>>11861433
Says the schizo Rust tranny "coder".

>>11860344
My complexion is entirely too irish to view the sun with anything but disdain.

>>11861629
i didnt expect an answer so i watched a video about it and i dont know what i expected, even feel stupid about asking the question

>>11861372
>what happened to Mars
Its just a smaller planet so it radiated away its core heat too fast, which slowed down its geological activity, which slows down atmosphere production. As atmosphere thins the boiling point of water drops. Without water it slows geological activity down even more. It's a feedback loop that leads to a cold dry mars.
The remaining water is under the surface and super salty.
There's also some evidence of a big impact event in its past that goofed up the southern hemisphere.

>>11861396
>>11861488
go back to /x/ brainlets

yall hear what happened to pluto? thats messed up- gus