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11840981 No.11840981[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Why yes, indeed, good sir. I am, in fact, a mechanical engineer. What gave you this impression?

>> No.11841015
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11841015

>>11840981
Why yes, I respect all fields of study and think the dismissal of any field is childish. How could you tell?

>> No.11841100

>>11840981
>>11841015
I could crack those Scrawny whitebois with my barehands

>> No.11841222

>>11841100
>t. Incel from Canada

>> No.11841227

>>11840981
Aren't mechies basically the normies of engineering?
Why would a megaChad be an appropriate representation of them then?

>> No.11841237

>>11841227
>Aren't mechies basically the normies of engineering?
That's civil engineers

>> No.11841240

>>11841237
Not really, there are far more mechies than civies.

>> No.11841254

what is the most based engineering focus pls i need 2 know

>> No.11841267

>>11841254
sexual engineering

>> No.11841278

>>11841254
Explosives engineering.

>> No.11841292

>>11841254
EE/CE - you become a wizard, in both meanings of the word.

>> No.11841295

>>11841227
Mechies are the bread and butter of engineering. Everyone else is a subfield of our field COPING.
Engineering became a real field because of our work back in the 19th century.

>> No.11841305

>>11841254
petroleum engineering

>> No.11841308

>>11841295
Civil engineering is much older than mechanical engineering. The oldest citation I have ever seen in a modern engineering paper was for an essay written in 1773 by Coulomb on soil strength.

>> No.11841314

>>11841308
>Civil engineering
Depends on how you want to define it. In terms of more modern scientific methods, mechanical is the mothership of engineering.

>> No.11841363

>>11841292
kek

>> No.11841423

>>11841100
Post body

>> No.11841426
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>>11841254
social engineering

>> No.11841605

>>11841292
High quality

>> No.11842125

>>11840981
Why is Klokov so handsome?

>> No.11842289

>>11840981
bc i knew you more than an insecure steroid addict? idk y?

>> No.11842359

>>11841426
the things i would do just to get one sniff

>> No.11842374

I majored in Mech E not because I like it, but because I want to be handy

I plan on studying my interests on my own

am I retarded?

>> No.11842379

>>11842374
You’re just a cuck, a lot of lower iq work oriented people are cucks. Being stupid and prideful of one’s simplemindedness is associated with sucking off higher status people that don’t work for a living. You find this phenomena among conservative tradies worshipping politicians and predatory capitalists , ghetto people that work at walmart worshipping crack dealers, enginiggers and programmertards worshipping midwit investor class scum like Theil and Musk.

>> No.11842395

>>11841015
based

>> No.11843737

Do we still do the engineers are gay meme or is it dead?

>> No.11843749

>>11842125
his smile ;)

>> No.11843886

>>11841015
because you have a gay face

>> No.11843888

>>11840981
This looks like the beginning of a really good gay porno.

>> No.11843954

>>11841227
nope that civil eng and industrial eng.

>> No.11844436

>>11841227
About 80% of those of those mechies are zoomers doing it because its not bis, computer sci, or law, 10% are /sci anons trying to do something with their life, the other 10% are just massive chads.

>> No.11844442

>>11842379
Geologist seething

>> No.11846229

>>11841227
Chad is a normie anon.

>> No.11846232

>>11846229
Chad doesn’t do STEM. Why do engies think they’re handsome athletic sexually desirable socialites? This is almost never true of anyone in STEM

>> No.11846324

>>11846232
>Why do engies think they’re handsome athletic sexually desirable socialites?
Because I am like that.

>> No.11846363 [DELETED] 

>>11841015
Why yes, I have and can respect all fields, know all fields of study yet choose to ridicule some and sometimes all fields of study since they are all wrong, only pure choice leads supreme in the end and given that, my choice is to have fun and to have fun is to point at you and mock you. There are no rules.

HOW COULD YOU TELL?

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>>11841015
Why yes, I have and can respect all fields, know all fields of study yet choose to ridicule some and sometimes all fields of study since they are all wrong, only pure choice leads supreme in the end and given that, my choice is to have fun and to have fun is to point at you and mock you. There are no rules.

HOW COULD YOU TELL?

>> No.11847693

>>11841227
They are and you are arguing with them right now and they love to suck their own dicks. If you are smart and ambitious you become a physicist

>> No.11847705

>>11846232
Chad always takes law, medicine or becomes a hedgefond manager

>> No.11847723

>>11846324
So a gymcel?

>> No.11848117

what's the opinion here on chemical engineering? I see mech and EE toss around, but not so much of chemEs. Is it cause they don't visit this shitty website because they are actually smaart?

>> No.11848125

>>11846369
based and trueleaderpilled

>> No.11848310

>>11848117
It's cool

>> No.11848416

>>11848117
No jobs.

>> No.11848419

>>11848117
You're in charge of developing the next carcinogen.

>> No.11848454

>>11847705
Business as well but yes that was exactly the group of professions/fields that all the chads I grew up with went into. None of them went into engineering.

>> No.11848487

>>11848117
Because ChemE is superior and mechies & glorified electricians know it inside

>> No.11849404

>>11841100
Klokov is fucking insane, I wonder what he couldve done if he didnt have to pass olympic dope testing and could do higher doses of more proven chemicals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv_EWWDV2O0

>> No.11849414

>>11840981
Well you like to post half naked men.
It's kinda obvious you're an engineer.

>> No.11849419

>>11840981
damn nice cock brother

>> No.11849449

>>11841426
Flat is justice

>> No.11849473

>>11842359
would you stop being a disgusting pig?

>> No.11849543

>>11849473
snifffffffffffff

>> No.11849560

>>11841295
>>11841308
>>11841314
both of you are wrong
the Euler-Bernoulli was developed for beams (explicitly civil) around 1750. That being said Coloumb wasn't much later either and geotech is pretty much exclusively in the civil field also

>> No.11850175

>>11841292
CE better stand for civil engineers here, computer engineering is a joke