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feet edition

first: >>11745311
second: >>11746639

watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZsnKGV8TE

>> No.11747796
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>> No.11747797

Is Chris autistic?

>> No.11747801

>>11747781
OPEN... THE DOOR!

>> No.11747809

>>11747801
no

>> No.11747810

>kill all jews
Holy shit, Bob, you can't just say that live on stream like that.

>> No.11747817
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>>11747809

>> No.11747820

Gais halp, what's it called when you had sex in space? Something akin to mile high club and club 300.

>> No.11747822
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>>11747810
Kek

>> No.11747824

>>11747820
Orbital Docking Club

>> No.11747831
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>>11747781
Capsule using thrusters for anyone that missed it

>> No.11747843

>>11747831
Dragon thrusting into the space station is pretty lewd when you think about it.

>> No.11747847

This guy really is worried about his PS4 controller battery running out

>> No.11747851

i told you all this was an ungodly venture and he will smite spaceX

>> No.11747852

>>11747831
how do they program the auto docking? Do they feed in the coordinates or is there some image recognition stuff?

>> No.11747855

how is the door possibly still closed?

>> No.11747863

Hurry the fuck up I want to go to bed

>> No.11747865

Houston to Dragon hardline is fucked lmaoooooo so who's at fault? SpaceX or houston?

>> No.11747866

What happens to the part that detached in space?
Space junk? Does it self-destroy into smaller pieces?

>>11747831
BRRAAAPPP

>> No.11747867

>>11747852
they just do it on the fly mate eye ball it basically

>> No.11747871

hey, who's the lad in blue

>> No.11747873

>>11747852
there's a camera on the front

>> No.11747874

Why is everything pink now?

>> No.11747876

>hardline loud and clear
goddamn

>> No.11747882
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11747882

"And now, a word from our sponsor..."

>> No.11747883

What is taking so long

>> No.11747884

Is it docked yet or still station keeping?

>> No.11747885

>>11747855
tried to sneak through the door man
cant make it
cant make it the shits stuck

>> No.11747886

>>11747855
Lost the keys

>> No.11747888

>>11747871
WHAT'S HE DOING NEAR THE CAPSULE

>> No.11747891

How long until the door opens?
19 minutes?

>> No.11747894

>>11747884
Hard mating already done

>> No.11747897

>>11747781
THEY'RE OPENING THE HATCH THEY'RE OPENING THE HATCH

>> No.11747902
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11747902

is it okey to kill time like this waiting for slow as molasses iss crew

>> No.11747904

>>11747874
The station was flying over a sunrise portion of the Earth so the atmosphere was turning the sunlight coming into the windows red

>> No.11747905
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>>11747882

>> No.11747909

something is very wrong and nasa is obfuscating about it

aliens are warning not to go ahead is my guess

>> No.11747911

>>11747884
They docked like 2 hours ago

Fucking hell this is dragging on. Fucking nerds and their contingencies. Just open the door

>> No.11747912

>>11747866
It turns around and does a burn to reenter the atmosphere where it burns up.

Elon wants to make that part reusable too but no one's figured out a good way to do it without sacrificing a lot of capacity.

>> No.11747914

bobs gotta shit get this door open

>> No.11747917

>>11747824
I mean heterosexual.

>> No.11747918

>>11747902
HAHA

>> No.11747919

>>11747902
based frogman

>> No.11747923

>fixing cameras and sound for hours
>still streaming in 720p
Welcome to 2012

>> No.11747924

>>11747911
>imagine needing 2 hours to open a goddamn door

the absolute state of astro-brainlets

>> No.11747925

JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU FUCKING NERDS

>> No.11747928

>>11747904
Thanks.

>> No.11747935

AAAAAA FUCK LOST THE CAMERA SORRY FOLKS

>> No.11747934

>>11747902
>>11747911
I get they need to be very methodical when a small mistake could kill them all and destroy billions in hardware but there is a point were you are working so slow you can't maintain attention on the job.
t. have worked under retardedly high safety standards

>> No.11747936

>BSOD
EVERYBODY FUCKING PANIC

>> No.11747937

>>11747831
What do dragon farts smell like?

>> No.11747939

>>11747781
picture gone its over it exploded

>> No.11747945

>>11747912
Cool

>> No.11747946

I dont get it. Both spaces are pressurised. Why does it take 2 hours to 'stabilise'???

>> No.11747947

whats a hardline?

>> No.11747949

>>11747934
>working so slow you can't maintain attention on the job
hence the "auto morale enhancement" procedure

>> No.11747953

Houston, we have a situation

>> No.11747955

>>11747937
cum lube

>> No.11747960

they better have pussy on this goddamned space station

>> No.11747962

>>11747947
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_can_telephone

>> No.11747963

RUSKIES TAKING OVER COMMUNICATIONS

>> No.11747964

I'm gonna go watch the protest streams instead...

>> No.11747966

>>11747947
hint: not the soft line

>> No.11747967
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>>11747883
THERE IS A MOMENT

>> No.11747973

fucking russians kek

>> No.11747975

>Ruskis on the freq
PANIC

>> No.11747977

get that ruskie off the mic he's fucking drunk

>> No.11747979

Shut up Russians

>> No.11747980

its ok just take your time

>> No.11747981

>2 hours because of selfies
I hate normies

>> No.11747982

Imagine the Russian crew starts coming out with AKs and gives the station to China hahaha wouldn't that be funny

>> No.11747983

>that heavy accent

>> No.11747984

>>11747967
MATT DAMON DONT-

>> No.11747989

>>11747909
Bob and Doug are still trying to calm down Elon. So he will stop flailing about and get through the hatches.

>> No.11747990

>>11747967
>PPPPPTTSHHHHUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11747992

>>11747902
Lol

>> No.11747993

based Russians

>> No.11747995
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IT'S PARTWAY OPEN

>> No.11748000

OPEN OPEN OPEN

>> No.11748001

>>11747964
Where can I find them?

>> No.11748003

SPOOKY

>> No.11748005

>>11747995
finally

>> No.11748009
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>> No.11748012

TEA MINUS 20 MINUTES

TEA MINUS 20 MINUTES

AND COUNTING

>> No.11748015

>20 MORE minutes
I legitimately hate nerds. I now they made this all happen but for fucks sakes

>> No.11748016

>all these cameras for 10 seconds of footage of Bob's gaping asshole

just fucking open it you fucks history is waiting

>> No.11748018

>>11748001
/pol/ has a general with links to streams

>> No.11748019

Another 20 minutes are they fucking serious

America really is fat and slow

>> No.11748023

they open the door and its just two skeletons

>> No.11748024

>>11748001
doomtube or gloomtube

>> No.11748027

>another 20 minutes
Anyone else get the feeling this is a scheduled media event and they are going to wait for the planned time?

>> No.11748033

why is the mf in blue moving so goddamn slow?

>> No.11748034

>>11748018
Thanks

>> No.11748039

he's just wrenching on the damn thing

>> No.11748040

What's sergey doing with that wrench

>> No.11748041

>>11748009
WTF is he doing ? plumbing ?

>> No.11748044

>Space spanners

>> No.11748045

>>11748033
autism

>> No.11748046

>>11748023
Imagine if they smuggled two skeletons inside the station, that would be spooky.

>> No.11748047

>>11748027
literally what they just said

>> No.11748050

By the time it's all said and done it will have taken 3 hours between docking and opening the fucking door. This is sad. Sad!

>> No.11748053

OH NO THE RUSSIAN IS SABOTAGING IT

>> No.11748059

>>11748040
the russian method

>> No.11748065

testing sound cyka

>> No.11748066

>>11748009
why does he uses gloves ? space is dirty ?

>> No.11748068

where was the ruskie voice from? ISS or ground?

>> No.11748070

>>11748068
ISS ruskies from Russian module

>> No.11748071

>Anatoli popping open the hatch by hand

based

>> No.11748072

>>11748041
lmao kek

>> No.11748073

These Russians seem like they're more of an annoyance than anything

>> No.11748074

He's a big guy.

>>11747902
Based

>> No.11748075

>bob still hungry

>> No.11748076

do you fucking retards not know what a test flight means?

>> No.11748078

>>11748053
>will be showings them to not be replacings glorious soyuz

>> No.11748080

>>11748066
Those bolts are probably greased to stop vaccum welding, better to get grease on a glove than on everything.

>> No.11748088

>>11748066
probably stops oil from his skin

>> No.11748089

is the hardline fixed or did they just stop giving a fuck about that?

>> No.11748090

>>11748040
wait until he gets the duct tape

>> No.11748092

>>11748076
explain

>> No.11748093

>>11748040
>>11748053
>>11748059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bifOI4MbHVU

>> No.11748095

>>11748066

need to keep the instruments clean from the natural oils on the fingertips

>> No.11748097

>>11748075
>bob still waiting for his 6th meal of the day

>> No.11748098

gonna have to tone down the Russophobia guys, thanks

>> No.11748099

>>11748080
K thanks
also, why the bags now ?

>> No.11748101

>>11748076
shut the fuck up pussy

>> No.11748105

ruskie probably just wants to be playing csgo

>> No.11748108

>>11748073
They should be on MIR instead, at the bottom of the sea.

>> No.11748110

>40 minutes with cameras off
>"uh...can we turn the cameras on, so people can actually see?"
>"NO GIVE US TWENTY MORE MINUTES"

calling it, the bathroom didn't flush properly

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>>11748075
>>11748097
he's a growing boy

>> No.11748118

>>11748092
they are taking a long time examining and shit before they just pop shit open

>> No.11748121
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>> No.11748128

>>11748110
Or he missed the tube

>> No.11748131

>>11748098
In space nobody can hear you blyat

>> No.11748135

do they jettison the poop? or recycle it for nutrients?

>> No.11748138

>>11748121
Fuck off /pol/

>> No.11748140

>>11748110
>”Uh, Houston Endeavor, be advised, one of the bags has ruptured”

>> No.11748139

>>11748101
no nigger fuck you

>> No.11748142

>>11748121
haha le racism is le funny XD

>> No.11748143

>>11748110
Bob's touchscreen crashed with his hentai frozen on it

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>>11748138
>t.

>> No.11748147

>>11748076
>do you fucking retards not know what a test flight means?

seems pretty low test to me so far

>> No.11748149

>Now its 30 minutes away
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CEREMONY MEDIA SHIT NO ONE CARES

>> No.11748152

>>11748080
mm wont the oxide layer form on earth already during mfg be enough?

>> No.11748154

>>11748145
nigger

>> No.11748158

>>11748142
frenchfag ?

>> No.11748160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvTmdIhYnes
Something else for yall to watch

>> No.11748163

>>11748142
this but unironically

>> No.11748164

Get on with it!"

>> No.11748166

>>11748145
Ironic considering there is only one approved opinion on that entire board

>> No.11748167

which one of the astronauts is the most /ourguy/

>> No.11748169
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>attaching the shit pipe

>> No.11748171

>>11748142
it is actually

>> No.11748173

>>11748149
it's for the steminists bigot

>> No.11748175
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>>11748154
>>11748142
>t.

>> No.11748176
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11748176

oldspace finna get dabbed on

>> No.11748177

>>11748147
you sound pretty low test. go back to your riot streams and watch those niggers burn your country down. i'll be watching spaceniggers in the meanwhile, regardless of how slow they work.

>> No.11748178

>>11748167
Definitely Bob

>> No.11748181

>>11748110
put me in screencap if true

>> No.11748182

>>11748147
what is a "low test"
its a test flight they are making sure everthing is up to spec after the journey.

>> No.11748183

>welcome ceremony
that's some women shit

>> No.11748186

>Ivan Vagner
Is he slav or german?

>> No.11748191

2 blue suit men futzing with hatch. sabotage?

>> No.11748193

>>11748152
Depends on the alloy and vibration, it doesn't take much vibration to wear an oxide layer off.

>> No.11748198

>>11747781
putting toilet on the hatch was not the smartest decision

>> No.11748205
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He looks like that one propaganda piece of Russians raping a woman

>> No.11748210

i wanna see some zero-G slav squats

>> No.11748212

Fuck me they look Slav as fuck

>> No.11748216
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11748216

Watch out Chris, the ruskis are behind you!

>> No.11748217

why is the camera in black and white?

>> No.11748218

how did chris cassidy and the russian man end up on the iss if this is the first time since 2011 people visit iss?

>> No.11748219
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>>11748205
shut up

>> No.11748220

>>11748186
Volga german roots maybe, I know there was a WW1 russian general with that surname

>> No.11748221
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Blyat

>> No.11748223

>ywn shitpost on /sci/ from the iss and farm (You)s like no tomorrow

>> No.11748224

>>11748205
he looks based

>> No.11748225

>>11747796
Endeavour, I'm ISS.

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>> No.11748228

>>11748205
>ayo Ivan we got fresh meat.

>> No.11748231

This russian dude looks so happy? But /sci/ told me all of russia was seething now that they can't charge 90 million for a launch?

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>>11748142
>t.

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>>11748205
>>11748212

>> No.11748234

>>11748218
theyve been up there for years

>> No.11748236

>>11748218
holy shit the current state of the american brain

>> No.11748238

how often do the russians plot about murdering everyone on the iss?

>> No.11748239

Why is Anatoly so smug

>> No.11748242
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Fuckin' Ruskies lol

>> No.11748244

>>11748218
it's the first time since they visit it with a flight launching from the US, plenty of visits have happened launched from kazakhstan (russian controlled, paying money to russia)

>> No.11748243

>>11748226
welcome to the zone

>> No.11748246

>>11748216
notice that the ruskie is placing himself where he would not be hit by shrapnel, or immediately sucked out of a hull breach

>> No.11748248

>>11748218
First manned mission from the USA.

>> No.11748250

>>11748218
>this is your brain on burgers

>> No.11748251

>>11748218
are you disabled?

>> No.11748252
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11748252

working hard or hardly working, Ivan?

>> No.11748253
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11748253

>when ground control finds the cum bottles

>> No.11748254

Will there be confetti?

>> No.11748255

I doubt someone could look more Russian than Anatoly

>> No.11748257

>>11748225
He wasn't solo.

>> No.11748261

>>11748248
*in 9 years

>> No.11748262

>>11748218
So this is the power of american propaganda. Fuck

>> No.11748266
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>>11747882
Considering Elon is an admitted furfag, this isn't impossible
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1113545297311948803?lang=en

>> No.11748268

i wonder how buzzing your hair works on the iss

>> No.11748269

>>11748221
>>11748226

slav squatting in space

>> No.11748273

>>11748253
lost hard

>> No.11748275

>>11748218
mirin those (you)s

>> No.11748277

>Bob, the Russians are on staggered line. They outnumber me two to one

>> No.11748279

>>11748217
That’s from the IR camera the dragon uses to dock with the station.

>> No.11748281

What's in the bag?

>> No.11748284
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>> No.11748285

>>11748281
his wife's head

>> No.11748288
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I am sorry comrade Houston but finger slip and pod float away what could I do

>> No.11748289

>>11748281
bob's 6th meal of the day: even more burgers

>> No.11748290

>>11748284
For all I know that's America's ass

>> No.11748291
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>> No.11748292

>>11747822
>>11747902
Saved

>> No.11748295

>>11748288
kek

>> No.11748296
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>> No.11748298

>>11748218
this whole event was really strangely marketed
can't even blame you for being confused, seems like they literally wanted misinform everyone

>> No.11748300

>>11748296
Me?!

>> No.11748301

>>11748296
Fucking nice

>> No.11748302

>>11748285
Spoiler tag, ffs.

>> No.11748307

>>11748288
>You have brought honor back to great USSR comrade, cleansing the filthy Americans away from glorious station

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>>11748296
>Бeзымянный.jpg

>> No.11748312

>>11748242
>squat
>take a drink
>pressure equalization check
>take another drink
>squat
>squat
>sleep cycle

>> No.11748317
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>>11748253
>implying they don't have the latest and greatest technology aboard the spacex capsule

>> No.11748319

are you allowed to coom in the iss?

>> No.11748320

>>11748284
This is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.11748321

>>11748296
Me on the right

>> No.11748322
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>>11748231
I think they missed having a competent rival in space, they kept upping the per-seat charge on Soyuz to gently force us into doing it ourselves again.
Now partnership can continue.

>> No.11748323

HOLY FUCK THE HATCH HAS A WINDOW

BADASS

>> No.11748324

>>11748296
>Guessing who will be the getting of Tatyana’s potato farm in the 2020?

>> No.11748325

>>11747781
elon said it best when he said "its hard to believe that its happened" on saturday may 30 regarding the video of a spacex test flight (space.com credit)

>> No.11748326

What are the official ISS crew power rankings now?

>> No.11748327
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11748327

Nice

>> No.11748330

>>11748296
>Бeзымянный
Noice

>> No.11748332

There's Bob!

>> No.11748334

>>11748319
the russians have heavily implied that they do
americans disclose nothing

>> No.11748335

>>11748226
>default dancing in space

>> No.11748336

How do they decide when to wear blue pajamas or when to wear shirt and shorts?

>> No.11748338

>>11748322
Didn't they want to make a new ISS?

>> No.11748339

>>11748330
>Unnamed

>> No.11748340

Why are astronauts so fit? Are they discriminating against people with normal bodies?

>> No.11748343

>>11748296
>ivan and the lads while doug and bob ave a cheeky nosh on meal 6

>> No.11748344

>>11748326
1. Anatoly
2. Bob
3. Chris
4. Doug
5. Ivan

>> No.11748346

>>11748296
кинo

>> No.11748347

>>11748296
>nameless.jpg
i dont get it

>> No.11748351

>>11748298
They want chants of "merica" to drown out the sound of 23% unemployment during massive civil unrest.
Same tactic used in the Apollo era except then they were actually doing something impressive.

>> No.11748359

>>11748340
Fat people wouldn't last, it's too expensive to send all the Mountain Dew up with them

>> No.11748360

>>11748340
they lift in 0 grav

>> No.11748361

HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING

>> No.11748362

The gut on Bob

>> No.11748363

LETS GO!!!

>> No.11748365

>>11748296
>Anonymous
bros he remembers us

>> No.11748366
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>>11748327

>> No.11748368

>>11748338
I hadn't heard, but that'd be cool.

>> No.11748371

>>11748252
Двoe пaшyт, ceмepo pyкaми мaшyт.

>> No.11748370

nice astronaut feets today

>> No.11748372

>>11748347
its just untitled in russian windows

>> No.11748373

>>11748340
they have to work out 2 hours/ day and their bone density still drops

>> No.11748375
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>> No.11748380

For how long are they staying there?

>> No.11748385

>can't open the hatch

>> No.11748387

imagine if the hatch couldn't open

>> No.11748388

>>11748351
This shit has been years in the making and launch windows were set before anyone gave a shit about coronavirus, much less Minneapolis.

>> No.11748389
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>>11748340
It's a fat joke.

>> No.11748391

I'm about to be called down for dinner at any second hurry the fuck up burgernauts

>> No.11748392

happenend

>> No.11748394

>all smiles
God, why it is so good

>> No.11748393

>>11748380
a week to 4 months

>> No.11748398

hymen broken

>> No.11748402

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.11748404

>>11748389
my wife

>> No.11748406

I WAS HERE

>> No.11748407

>>11748388
I'm talking about the reporting, not the event.

>> No.11748409
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11748409

IT'S FINALLY OPEN

>> No.11748411

>>11748380
>The specific duration of the mission is to be determined.
t.nasa

>> No.11748412

elon is browsing this thread

>> No.11748413

https://youtu.be/iLayp5q7t5o

>> No.11748414
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11748414

Well, congratulations! You got yourself onboard!

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

>> No.11748416

The hatch opening looks so sleek.

>> No.11748417

>inb4 the toilet explodes

>> No.11748418

>>11748338
I heard that they are going to name the new one International Station In Space

>> No.11748419

>inb4 doug and bob brings an inactive corona to the crew

>> No.11748425

>>11748414
CAPTURING THIS FLAG

>> No.11748426

are they gonna let ruskies check out the dragon?

>> No.11748429
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>>11748412
Elon, where is SpaceX The Trampoline?

>> No.11748432

Is it smart to make boomers use touchscreens?

>> No.11748433
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11748433

Da we have new Americans but where are vodka supplies?

>> No.11748436

>>11748419
>Corona mutates with space radiation
>Kills everyone on Earth when they return

>> No.11748440
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11748440

>>11748414
Crashing this station! With no survivors!

>> No.11748441

What the fuck does all this decimal shit mean?

>> No.11748442
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11748442

Do we have a higher res shot of this?

>> No.11748443
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11748443

>smells like shit in there, let's go back

>> No.11748446

I am here for the memes

>> No.11748447

>>11748426
They'll want to use it to launch cosmonauts eventually so why not

>> No.11748448
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11748448

>>11748404
She's too smart for you.

>> No.11748450
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11748450

>>11748432
ipads are the official technology of the boomer
>mfw this popped up while i was typing this

>> No.11748449

They have a trucker talkie walkie and not high tech wireless communicators ?

>> No.11748451

>>11748426
The ISS is already loaded with hidden C4 packages and they're initiating return launch as soon as they're let in to ''look around''

>> No.11748453

Tablet isn't working fucking kek

>> No.11748454
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11748454

>>11748442
enhanced

>> No.11748455

>>11748433
It's not the time to talk about the vodka situation.

>> No.11748456

>Let me reply one more shitpost on the /sci/ thread before powering down Dragon

>> No.11748458

>>11748414
Privatizing space

>> No.11748459

>>11748448
why do smart people always have baggy and large eyes

>> No.11748460

>they don't want to leave the cozy dragon

>> No.11748461

>>11748441
Different sections of the flight plan maybe?

>> No.11748464
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11748464

looks like bob's been playing the iss game too.

>> No.11748466

Get Bob off the ipad before he downloads porn again

>> No.11748467

>>11748448
>diversity hire
>She's too smart for you

>> No.11748469

>>11748447
NOOOO private company should only launch USA astronauts!

>> No.11748470

im celibate for 4 months and lewding innocent space boyes has no place in this clean and professional board, thanks for cooperating.

>> No.11748472

>>11748442
try an online ai upscaling

>> No.11748474

what if they forget to turn the headlights off and the battery dies?

>> No.11748475

>>11748459
Working 20 hour shifts daily

>> No.11748477

>>11748426
ROSCOSMOS already bought a seat for Crew 2 which is 2021

>> No.11748478

>>11748441
actions they have that they've been briefed to take and have written down with them
decimals because there are steps after the initial designation of the step that are number with the 0's in the decimal so they could say they had an issue with that step

>> No.11748480

>>11748474
it's powered by the ISS now

>> No.11748483

>>11748474
It should be powered by ISS now.

>> No.11748484

>>11748448
Categorically wrong. MY wife and I are perfectly compatible

>> No.11748485

What's the maximum number of people the ISS can handle?

>> No.11748486

>>11748459
Tired of everyone's bullshit

>> No.11748487
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11748487

Other slav doing the squat vertically holy shit

>> No.11748490

>>11748474
BOB YOU LEFT THE RADIO ON AGAIN

>> No.11748491

>>11748469
They’re literally launching a JAXA guy on the next flight.

>> No.11748492

>>11748485
Typically 7 but they had 9 at one point

>> No.11748495

>no yuros on ISS
YUROS БTФO AХAХХAХAХAAХХAХAХAХAХХAХAХAХAХA

>> No.11748498

>>11747824
Orbital Cucking Club

>> No.11748500

gee Chris, why do you get TWO lav mics?

>> No.11748501

you think the russians are mirin bobs and dougs sweet digs? Maybe theyre thinkin this capitalism thing aient so bad after all.

>> No.11748502

>>11748492
That must've been very cramped

>> No.11748506

>>11748492
Cool. I'm guessing the minimum is three.

>> No.11748507

>>11748495
white americans are european

>> No.11748510

What's the latency? Seven seconds?

>> No.11748509
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11748509

>>11748470
>Actually gay
Cringe & Yikes.

>> No.11748511

>bob instantly floats towards meal 7

>> No.11748513

>>11748442
what os?

>> No.11748514
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11748514

>>11748459
No time to sleep properly.
>>11748467
1) Still smarter than you
2) Imlpying that you're white and not el goblino la luz extinguido.

>> No.11748515
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>> No.11748519

>>11748492
Is the limit oxygen? Or sleeping space?

...Bathroom capacity?

>> No.11748520

>basedboy nerds floating around with cameras
>Anatoli just chilling

>> No.11748523

>>11748507
>white americans
kek

>> No.11748525
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11748525

The slav it's bored.

>> No.11748527

When is SpaceX filming the first live space sex?

>> No.11748529
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11748529

Who is more boomer, Bob or Doug?

>> No.11748531

When does Boing do this?

>> No.11748533

>>11748513
Linux probably.

>> No.11748535

>>11748296
When you find out that all the vodka is gone.

>> No.11748536

>>11748509
>brown eyes
trashed

>> No.11748537

>>11748502
>>11748519
The time they had 9 was just for a few days during a crew exchange and when the Russians took the Olympic torch on a spacewalk for the Olympics. It went down to 6 soon after.

>> No.11748539

>>11748495
бэйcд

>> No.11748540

What the fuck are they waiting for?

>> No.11748542

>>11748510
They're 400km/250 miles up, not on the moon.

>> No.11748544

>Ivan has been vaiting so lonk
>so lonk

>> No.11748545

>>11748509
I've noticed NASA jackets and hoodies are very popular, I've wanted to try and interact with people wearing them but I feel like they just find the apparel cool

>> No.11748547
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11748547

what did he say?

>> No.11748548

>>11748531
Who knows, I don't think they have decided if they are going to do test without crew again.

>> No.11748550

>>11748531
I think their next attempt is gonna be in 2021 or something.

>> No.11748551
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11748551

>you'll never be an astronaut

>> No.11748552

>>11748529
one on the right looks like a mutt

>> No.11748554

>>11748535
Just wait until Bob can't find his 8th meal of the day.

>> No.11748555

>>11748464
looks like win7

>> No.11748556

STOP LOOKING AT THE FOOD SO MUCH

>> No.11748557

>>11748545
logo is public domain so anyone can print it without paying anything

>> No.11748558

>>11748547
"N-word"

>> No.11748559

seethe europoors

>> No.11748560

>>11748527
SpaceX wouldn't be filming, simply providing the studio. Should be on one of the first 50 BFR launches because porn makes bank and people would pay to see that.

>> No.11748561

>Tesla put 100 security checks
Thanks Elon(g)

>> No.11748564

>>11748487
theres no up or down there lmao

>> No.11748565

>>11748540

They gotta do a debris check first to make sure they don't give the ISS an STI (Space Trash Intrusion)

>> No.11748567

Is it true that crew dragon has a toilet?

>> No.11748569

>>11748551
Yes I will.

>> No.11748571

>>11748515
>When you get a (you) and have to check before comgin aboard

>> No.11748572

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtMug6Ql46k

>> No.11748575

>>11748551
Good. Degenerate reddit memefrog posting retards don't need to reproduce or go to space.

>> No.11748574

>boxes filled with ammo for the ay lmao happening

>> No.11748576

>>11748551
>t. never seen gravity

>> No.11748577

>>11748551
There's a starman...waiting in the sky anon

>> No.11748580

When do we start having 4K 60fps stream?

>> No.11748582

>>11748569
how ?

>> No.11748583

cosmic kraken got them, boys.
RIP

>> No.11748584

>>11748572
fucking kek. absolute state of women.

>> No.11748585

>first time humans have entered through this hatch in 9 years

wat

>> No.11748586

>ISS out of communications range right at this moment
truly a feat of timing and precision

>> No.11748588

>>11748567
It does, side mounted. Not much info provided.

>> No.11748589

>>11748580
when we can make wavelengths go faster than light

>> No.11748590

Holy shit NASA reporting that Bob is refusing to leave the Dragon unless there’s a guaranteed 13 meals a day on the ISS

>> No.11748591

>>11748542
So what's the latency?

>> No.11748592

>>11748548
They tried to get out of re-doing the unmanned test but when it was clear that wasn't going to fly they turned around and acted like they wanted to do it again because they care about safety.

>> No.11748593

>>11748567
With a privacy curtain.

>> No.11748594

>>11748585
Soyuz docks on the other end.

>> No.11748595

>>11748580
When you have 400km range wifi that can support it.

>> No.11748596

>>11748545
>I've wanted to try and interact with people wearing them but I feel like they just find the apparel cool
Exactly, I've read stories in /sfg/ of people doing that and they were always disappointed afterwards.

>> No.11748598

>>11748551
If things go right everyone will be.

>> No.11748599

>>11748580
When America stops using internet from the 90s.

>> No.11748600

>>11748545
If you are in Texas, the person wearing could actually be a NASA employee. Still, you are right about people just liking the look of it. I am in Australia and I still have a NASA jacket from when I visited Houston when I was a kid.

>> No.11748601

>>11748585
there are more than one hatch dingus

>> No.11748602

>>11748590
kek

>> No.11748603

>>11748585
that docking port was only used for the shuttle

>> No.11748606

>>11748585
ISS has a russian docking segment for russian equipment

>> No.11748607

>>11748585
Souyouz docks on Russki segment

>> No.11748608

>>11748585
it's got multiple entries, this one has an american flag over it, america hasn't launched men up in 9 years

>> No.11748610

>>11748582
Get a degree in something that could be useful in space

>> No.11748609

>>11748590
>Bob threatens to deorbit the ISS with the Super Dracos

BOB NO WE HAVE SPACE TENDIES ON BOARD

>> No.11748611

>>11748509
>yikes
anon that's a term for simping cumbrains, I WISH of you to drop the act of posting anything that hints to lewdity of sorts ESPECIALLY tied to theme of astronomy thank you for your professional cooperation and look for forward to hold positive ends

>> No.11748613

>>11748574
If I've learned anything from X-COM it's that those ISS guys are FUCKED.

>> No.11748615

GET ON WITH IT I'M HUNGRIER THAN BOB BEFORE HIS SEVENTH MEAL HERE

>> No.11748616

Quick rundown on the meals meme?

>> No.11748617

>>11748594
>>11748594
>>11748601
>>11748603
>>11748606

goddamn, really gotta do some linguistic gymnastics to hit that marketing quota

>> No.11748619

are the russians watching this too from their TV?

>> No.11748620

Are they going to get them back with the soyuz or the spacex ship?

>> No.11748621

Why leave when you got all that food?

>> No.11748623

>>11748590
Based

>> No.11748624

holy fuck i am starving and need to make my dinner just fucking go already

>> No.11748625

>>11748582
get a stem degree. join the military. apply to nasa after some military experience. bonus points if you have a phd in a field they require.

>> No.11748626

>>11748585
ISS is like a lego.

>> No.11748628

how is putin commenting on this

>> No.11748629

>>11748616
Houston ground station can't stop talking about the meals the crews are consuming, makes it seem like they are eating every 30 minutes

>> No.11748630

>>11748616
Bob is hungry

>> No.11748632

>Can land a fucking rocket back on a floating landing pad
>Cant get reliable comms
Pathetic. Shut the whole program down

>> No.11748635

>>11748610
Everything could be useful in the future.
How to be sure to be selected ?

>> No.11748639

This takes any longer and Doug will eat another dinner.

>> No.11748640

>>11748600
Nice

>> No.11748641

>>11748620
I think the test is only over when they get back to Earth, so Dragon.

>> No.11748642

>>11748616
he had MRE stashed inside his suit

>> No.11748643

DOUG STOP EATING ALL THE PIZZA FROM MEAL BOX 6

>> No.11748644

>>11748620
They're just going to jump out, going full Felix Baumgartner.

>> No.11748647

>the dinosaur toy just slowly floating by

>> No.11748649

Fucking hell Chris, get with the program
Who hired this chimpanzee

>> No.11748652

THEY FORGOT ABOUT THE APATOSAURUS

DINO GONNA DIE STUCK INSIDE DRAGON

>> No.11748653

>>11748617
its not linguistic gymnastics people literally haven't gone through that hatch in 9 years

>> No.11748654

>>11748625
I'm yuropoor

>> No.11748655

>>11748635
not possible

>> No.11748656

>>11748630
FEED BOB

>> No.11748658

All this just so they can post an update to instagram

>> No.11748659

>>11748639
inb4 Bob eats Doug

>> No.11748660

>>11748647
when do they eat it?

>> No.11748662

A P A T O S A O U R S

>> No.11748664

is that a pinata?

>> No.11748665

Oh hi Tremor :)

>> No.11748666

GUYS WATCH OUT THERES A DINOSAUR IN THERE!

>> No.11748667

>>11748621
>Quarantined in capsule for another 13 days
Fucking corona

>> No.11748670

Bob the Devourer

>> No.11748671

Oh fug Dinos have taken over oh shit

>> No.11748673

did they reveal what the surprise on the ISS was?

>> No.11748672

>Bob you ate all the fucking MRE's now we can't eat until we get back to Florida

>> No.11748675

do slavs do all this shit too in their country? Live streaming, commentary, welcom ceremony etc. if not this all must be so strange and cringey for them.

>> No.11748677

CUTE

>> No.11748679

>>11748662
A
PARTY
SAUR

>> No.11748681

THERE IS A REPTILIAN INSIDE!!!
BOB GET DOWN!

>> No.11748682

>>11748616
Bob asked the ISS for how long it will take before they can board the ISS and that he'd already had his fifth meal (1 hour ago)

>> No.11748683

>>11748658
Wrong. They're also checking in on FourSquare.

>> No.11748684

what if that dinosaur got jammed in the hatch control mechanism and they all got Byford Dolphin'd out into space

>> No.11748688
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11748688

>>11748653
alright fair enough i'm just a retard

>> No.11748689

I for one welcome our dino overlords

>> No.11748690

How is that dino toy not a risk? It's covered in sequins, if any of those got loose, it could turn into the film Gravity real fuckin quick

>> No.11748691

>>11748681
HOW DID HILLARY GET ONBOARD

>> No.11748692

HOUSTON I'M HUNGRY OPEN THE MEAL VALVE

>> No.11748695

>boomers in charge of streaming

>> No.11748696

>Alright, let's get this out onto a tray!
>it's floating away, nice!

>> No.11748697

OPEN THE PP VALVE

>> No.11748699

JUST GET INSIDE ALREADY

>> No.11748701

>>11748653
>s people literally haven't gone through that hatch in 9 years
Didn't ISS astronauts go through it and back out during the Dragon unmanned demo flight?

>> No.11748703

>>11748619
>TV
we're here

>> No.11748704

>>11748635
Automation>Technology
Become an robotic engineer and fix the automation on my Mars rover

>> No.11748707

>>11748675
its only because its the first time since 9 years, nobody will even care about the next flight

>> No.11748708
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11748708

>>11748679

>> No.11748709

>>11748696
kek

>> No.11748710

>>11748684
There's not enough pressure gradient for that kind of carnage. At worst they'll just be blasted into space

>> No.11748711
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11748711

Remember to like, subscribe and ring the bell

>> No.11748714

>Bob floats in
>Where's the fucking kitchen

>> No.11748715

Hurry upppppp

>> No.11748717

>>11748701
o yeah

>> No.11748720

>>11748696
>”Nice hiss”
>*station rapidly decompresses*

>> No.11748721
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11748721

>we are moments away
>just moments away now
>mere moments away from
>literally just a few moments away

HOLY FUCK JUST BLOW THE GODDAMN HATCH

>> No.11748723

>>11748696
7 crew on a, what, $70m Crew Dragon launch?

So for $10m we could get Steve into space.

>> No.11748724

>>11748682
and this was 19 hours into the mission he ate meal 5

>> No.11748725

MOMENTS AWAY GUYS

>> No.11748726

DID THAT DINOSAUR JUST WINK DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT

>> No.11748727

VIPs?

>> No.11748728

>>11748701
They have been using it for every CRS, just this time the people coming in didn't go out first.

>> No.11748729

"PLEASE COME ABOARD"
IDS HABBEINGING

>> No.11748730
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11748730

D-Doug?

>> No.11748734
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11748734

Just one more moment

>> No.11748736

>please come aboard
>nah gimme a bit

>> No.11748737

>pls come aboard
>no

Jeez whats wrong with these two.

>> No.11748739

>’Welcome Bob and Doug!’ cried the Crew of the ISS happily.
>’When do we eat?’ asked Bob with a wry smile.

>> No.11748740
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11748740

what kind of pose is he doin

>> No.11748741

>second

>> No.11748742

>>11748720
alright lets get bobs lunch out onto a trey

>> No.11748744

>>11748736
>>11748737
they need a quick bite

>> No.11748745

>>11748730
kek

>> No.11748747

ALL SMILES

>> No.11748748

>Boomers greet them with a strong, firm handshake.

>> No.11748752
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11748752

you've all been fooled that dino served as a heavy duty fleshlight

>> No.11748753
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11748753

>> No.11748755

ARRGH THEY'RE NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING STOP HUGGING AND SHAKING HANDS

>> No.11748757

Where the wimens at?

>> No.11748758

>>11748551

either amass a shit ton of money and pay your way as a tourist or figure out some kind of need in space - growing food, robotics, material science, medical, lighting, waste management...and so on...or just be really good at being able to fix all that crap

>> No.11748761
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11748761

Boarding complete

>> No.11748762

AYY LMAO

>> No.11748765

MIC MUTED

>> No.11748767
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11748767

Finally.

>> No.11748769

there it is!

>> No.11748771

>space slavsquatting
KINO

>> No.11748772

what's the name of the russian dude with thick eyebrows

>> No.11748773

>Mic fucked

NICE GOING IDIOTS

>> No.11748774

>>11748734
Lol

>> No.11748776
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11748776

me and the boys

>> No.11748777

>>11748757
Sorry, reddit, space is 100% white males.

>> No.11748778

they all have PHD but can't fix a damn mic

>> No.11748780

Anatoly still looking smug as FUCK. What's his game?

>> No.11748781

MUTE THE CLAPPING

MUTE IT

NO CELEBRATIONS ALLOWED

>> No.11748782

>>11748767
Why is Bob looking at me like that?

>> No.11748783
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11748783

IT'S ABOUT TIME

>> No.11748784

>>11748767
>it was just a prank, look there's the camera

>> No.11748785
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11748785

About time.

>> No.11748786
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>>11748730
Doug relax! Theres plenty of dinners remaining.

>> No.11748789
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11748789

>> No.11748790

>>11748464
Are these the F35 Touch displays?

>> No.11748793

Doug is sweaty

>> No.11748795

Good stuff boys, now we just have to wait an unknown mission duration to see if they come back alive and well.

>> No.11748797
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11748797

Mein Niggers: This is the moment the future begins. Expect lots and lots of development. The joo hierarchy will collapse and we will ascend.

>> No.11748799

>>11748783
name my band

>> No.11748800

fuck this is so awkward

>> No.11748801

The fuck is wrong with Doug’s head? Did he hit it?

>> No.11748803

What are they talking about?

>> No.11748805

are they gonna get trumpdaddy on the phone

>> No.11748807

>>11748778
>they all have PHD but can't fix a damn mic
You've no idea how often this happens. That's why you have some lowly paid tech to make it work.

>> No.11748810

Did Doug bump his head? Looks like he's in pain.

>> No.11748813

>>11748801
bumped his head

>> No.11748814

What's up with Doug's forehead? He can't stop touching it

>> No.11748817

>>11748776
He looks like he banged his head on something, kept rubbing the spot and checking his hand for blood.

>> No.11748819

>>11748793
He hit his head.

>> No.11748820

>>11748801
hes got a fever

>> No.11748822
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11748822

>to JEM

>> No.11748823

>>11748790
No, SpaceX uses cheap options.

>> No.11748827
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11748827

Why is he rubbing his head?

>> No.11748828

>>11748801
yeah he hit his head

>> No.11748829
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11748829

This one is for you /sci/ and ISS!

>> No.11748831

>high quality audio from literal space
>shit quality audio from earth

>> No.11748832
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11748832

>they're gonna forget dinobro

>> No.11748833
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11748833

What the fuck bros

>> No.11748834

Loud and clear, sir.

>> No.11748839

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT IT FINALLY CAME
FOR ALL THOSE LITTLE PRIVATE SPACE COMPANIES TO REMEMBER THE NAME

>> No.11748841

>>11748810
They're gonna have to do emergency brain surgery to fix a subdural hematoma. Antarctic appendectomy eat your heart out.

>> No.11748840

>>11748827
bonked his nog probably

>> No.11748842

>took their sweet time
>still manage to bumb your head

Fuck Doug stop being an embarassament.

>> No.11748843

>>11748789
sminem on the left?

>> No.11748845
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11748845

>>11748820

>> No.11748844

>>11748831
I fucking laughed yeah

>> No.11748846

>>11748827
Bumped his head on the hatch

>> No.11748848

Bob straight up assaulting Doug for denying him 3rd breakfast

>> No.11748851

>>11748833
HE MADE IT

>> No.11748852

>>11748822
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibo_(ISS_module)

>> No.11748856

>>11748833
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS SMINEM

>> No.11748857

RATO

>> No.11748858

*bonk*

>> No.11748859

THE ZODIAC

>> No.11748860

>>11748822
truly outrageous

>> No.11748862

ITS THE ZODIAC RUN MR ADMINISTRATOR

>> No.11748863
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11748863

holy fuck doug's got space corona

>> No.11748864

a wild Jeb!

>> No.11748866

>>11748777
>Russians
>white

>> No.11748868

SPACE DELEGATES? WHERE ARE THEY?

>> No.11748869
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11748869

>>11748833
based

>> No.11748872

>>11748833
NO NO NO, DELETE THIS, BOG WILL FIND HIM

>> No.11748873

I am a cuzmissile now

>> No.11748875
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11748875

>> No.11748876

oh no lying ted

>> No.11748878
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>> No.11748879

>Cruz
Latency is gonna be even more awkward.

>> No.11748880

OH NO TED WANTS HIS DELEGATES

>> No.11748881

Is that Ted Cruz? What

>> No.11748888

>>11748875
He's a big guy

>> No.11748889

>The delegates, are they in the ISS?

>> No.11748894

>>11748827
He looks really emotional about being back on the ISS. Can't say that I blame him.

>> No.11748893
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11748893

IT'S TED CRUZ

>> No.11748898

>THE MEALS, BOB

>> No.11748897

Utterly BASED sminem

>> No.11748899

>>11748878
*rapes your women*

>> No.11748900
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11748900

He's doing the delegates pose holy fucking SHIT

>> No.11748902

>politics

Oh fuck off

>> No.11748903

>>11748875
RUN

>> No.11748906
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11748906

Hey, it's Ted Cruz there in the control room, neat.

>> No.11748907

What's wrong with the Zodiac's arms?

>> No.11748908

>>11748875
>Elahn
>The delegates, Elahn

>> No.11748909
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11748909

>Donald
>The space delegates
>You think I forgot?

>> No.11748911
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11748911

He's smirking about this american political talk p[ftthahahahahhahahaha

>> No.11748912

>>11748848
Elevensies?

>> No.11748914

>>11748848
Kek

>> No.11748915

THE MEALS DOUG, WHERE ARE THEY

>> No.11748916

>anatoli eyebrows
bruh its like he's a tree branch with those caterpillars

>> No.11748917

>>11748848
He tried to eat Doug and started with the head. Doug got saved at the last minute with the hatch opening

>> No.11748919

>retarded politician
Why?

>> No.11748920

WHY RATO

WHERE'S DA DAHNALD

>> No.11748922

>>11748878
i fuckin love this guy

>> No.11748924
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11748924

>>11748875
BASED

>> No.11748926

THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

>> No.11748929

>>11748906
what a lad

>> No.11748930
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11748930

>burger politics

>> No.11748931

>landed safely
>landed

>> No.11748932
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11748932

DAHNALD, THE SPACE DELEGATES. HAND THEM OVER

>> No.11748934

JEB BTFO

>> No.11748935

>Space: wireless mic
>Houston: telephone from 60's

>> No.11748937

>>11748902
>hurr politics bad
ok retard

>> No.11748939

>literal decades old analogue phone connection sound from nasa

What did they mean by this.

>> No.11748938

>sick ride bro, how's it handle
>meh, gets us from point A to point B
/o/ btfo

>> No.11748940

shitting everytthing talking about america blah blah blah

>> No.11748941

>How did it handle?
Doesn't it fly itself?

>> No.11748942

>>11748919
Welcome to NASA, politics over results.

>> No.11748943

>>11748912
Luncheon?

>> No.11748946

>What do you guys hope to accomplish?
Uh, shit, we didn't think about that...

>> No.11748947

>>11748911
>when the american jack themselves off while their cities burn
lmao

>> No.11748949

>>11748911
>shoorly dey vill not be doings it again, I think
>glorious motherland space program will surfife vith american dog tax dollars still, yes?

>> No.11748951

>>11748911
so am I
>politicians ("VIPS") making speeches about something completely unrelated to them and acting so important.
where's Musk

>> No.11748952
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11748952

DAHNALD THE SPACE DELEGATES NOW

>> No.11748953
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11748953

>Exactly like the simulator

>> No.11748954
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11748954

look at the russian squat lmao

>> No.11748955

>>11748935
yep thats nasa for you

>> No.11748959

cringe

>> No.11748964

Where's low energy JEB and tiny hands rubio? Come on bring in the whole 2016 election crew

>> No.11748967

>bringing up protests

This couldn't get worse.

>> No.11748968

Why does the ruskie look so smug?

>> No.11748969

>>11748941
This is a test flight so they set it to manual control a couple times.

>> No.11748970
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11748970

Anatoli "Sminem" Ivanishin is amused at Amerikanski politikal talk

>> No.11748972

>>11748778
Happens half the time when we got a guest speaker, back when I was still at university.
Most people are still very technologically deficient.

>> No.11748973

>yall docking

>> No.11748975
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>> No.11748976

>that forced "y'all"
Fucking leaf stop pretending you're Texan

>> No.11748983
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11748983

yikes, fuck off already

>> No.11748987

Everyone start docking

>> No.11748986

Americans are a seriously unique breed

>> No.11748989

did ted cruize voice the sheriff of nottingham from that animated furry robin hood movie

>> No.11748990

Where's Jeb and Rubio?

>> No.11748993
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11748993

Don't let this distract you from the fact that that Ted lived a double life of cut throat cold blooded murdering

>> No.11748994

>>11748955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1iT-ItKk8

>> No.11748996

>>11748937
Politics ruin everything. It's fucking cancer.

>> No.11748998

>no "just one small step"
Try harder

>> No.11748999
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11748999

el rato

>> No.11749001

talking politics in space should be banned

>> No.11749003

>tfw even Doug is embarrassed to continue this charade

>> No.11749004
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>> No.11749005
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11749005

>>11748968

>> No.11749007

>>11748970
>>11748833
he's been secretly operating from the highest ground all this time, how can we possibly stop him? It must be far too late

>> No.11749009

>>11748993
Sure, he killed a few people. But his legislative support was indispensable.

>> No.11749010

>texas

>> No.11749012
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11749012

whats on the floor

>> No.11749011

Does Roscosmos also do their own slav propaganda when a Soyuz docks?

>> No.11749013

>>11749003
>Bob just thinking about when he can start eating ISS food

>> No.11749014

>>11748937
it isn't politics that makes things like these possible
inb4
>economy hurr durr
i mean directly

>> No.11749016

>>11749005
Just smile and wave Grigory

>> No.11749021

>i have a son who's a navy seal

>> No.11749022

>>11748996
Ted’s political decisions are a good reason why they’re up there now.

>> No.11749025

>>11749009
WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETES BOB

>> No.11749026
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11749026

Find roosters.

>> No.11749027

>>11748827

The alien symbiote is pushing out

>> No.11749028

>>11749021
>navy seal pasta kicks in

>> No.11749032

>>11749012
A cypher

>> No.11749033

>>11748968
he doesnt have to pretend to care about boomers talking nonsense back on earth

>> No.11749035

>dude my son is a navy seal worship me

>> No.11749037

>>11749012
Looks like a power outlet

>> No.11749038

Alright, funny meme man is done, time to move to something else.

>> No.11749039

>>11749014
nasa cant get any funding without congress retard.

>> No.11749041

THANK YOU FOR MY SON'S SERVICE

>> No.11749042

>>11748996
cool, go live with some untouched tribe in the amazon then if civilization is too difficult for you. no politics there

>> No.11749043

Do you think Putin calls the ISS to say hi

>> No.11749045

>>11749012
Look's like Neil Armstrong's footprint, what's it doing there?

>> No.11749046

>Your two fellow Russians
WTF, Chris is a sleeper agent.

>> No.11749047

They finally get onboard and now they have to sit through this shit.

>> No.11749048

>>11749039
this isn't nasa retard. and it's not just america either.

>> No.11749053

>bob what's meco
HAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.11749057

M I C O ?

>> No.11749058

>What's MECO

>> No.11749061

>We were definitely taking the knot all the way up
What the fuck Bob, why would he say that on a live broadcast. What the fuck

>> No.11749060

>BOB, WHAT IS MECO
fucking boomers lmao

>> No.11749065

Do americans wank themselves off like this regularly? This is insane

>> No.11749066

Spacex is rickety confirmed.

>> No.11749067

>bob what is meco

>> No.11749068

>what's meco
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11749070

>WHAT IS M.E.C.O.
ahahahaha fuck off

>> No.11749073

Whats Miku??

>> No.11749075

Miku?

>> No.11749078

>WHAT IS MECO

FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY ISS CALL

>> No.11749079

t-that's pretty cool

>> No.11749081
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11749081

Get boomers out of politics

>> No.11749083
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11749083

>>11749073

>> No.11749085

ttt--tthats pppp--pprety coool. What's with his voice?

>> No.11749086

>>11749065
Restore your access to space after a decade long outage and you too can have a 20 minute jerkoff session nobody watches.

>> No.11749087

Why didn't they connect to ROSCOSMOS?

>> No.11749088

>>11749058
>>11749060
bobs mind: google yourself dumbass

>> No.11749089

>>11749065
We wouldn't have to if you guys jerked us off instead.

>> No.11749090
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11749090

>BOB WHATS MIKO?

>> No.11749092

>>11749065
>do countries that have space programs congratulate themselves for having space programs
yes, third worlder, the russians do too, and rightly so

>> No.11749093

>>11749065
Just elected officials collecting the photo op and prestige for their "work" of spending other people's tax money.

>> No.11749097

>>11749014
>it isn't a stable, productive, and structured society that makes technological advances possible
please tell me you're just some 17 year old going through your edgy anarchist phase otherwise this is seriously embarassing

>> No.11749098

What's a lepo?

>> No.11749099

Jim is a beast, he knows politics can kill this shit and he is giving all the politicians who supported it a bone. More political capital for artemis.

>> No.11749100

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11749101

Well Babbet uhh Miku is a vocaloid uh a Japanese music program, she's real cute she handles well too god bless

>> No.11749102

>>11748827
Anatoly euphorically punched his head as a greeting.

>> No.11749103

>>11749073
A B A S E D waifu.

>> No.11749106

>>11748976
I met ted cruze like 5 years ago when I had a summer job at starbucks.
He gets a venti latte with nonfat milk, like the foreign faggot he is.

>> No.11749107
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11749107

>when do we eat

>> No.11749108
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11749108

>Miko

>> No.11749110

>>11749085
They are undergoing extreme cringe

>> No.11749111

>I-I-I-I-I
shut up boomer no one cares about you

>> No.11749112

>>11749048
>this isn't nasa
It is, actually. SpaceX is being contracted by NASA to send crew to their station.

>> No.11749113
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11749113

>Bob, what is Miku?

>> No.11749114

>>11749083

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuI4l0jK7s

>> No.11749118

that russian's smile is a little sus but also cured my depression bless his warm heart

>> No.11749117

>y'all

>> No.11749120

>>11749012
Those shoe size measuring things.

Nah but looks like social distancing marks using a photo of >>11749045

>> No.11749119

ruskies looks bored of this shit

>> No.11749121

>>11749107
more like
>when do I get to shit

>> No.11749122

>>11749086
>nobody watches
>as he watches it

>> No.11749126

These fucking boomers.

>> No.11749128

>>11749097
>implying it all relies on one boomer

>> No.11749129

THE RATINGS

>> No.11749130

>ratings

>> No.11749131

>>11749065
Ted is a fucking wanker, he’s going to use this in political ad campaigns. His political office meanwhile has had riots outside two nights in a row

>> No.11749132
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11749132

>>11749112
>their station

>> No.11749133

>ratings on NASA tv
Right

>> No.11749135

>>11749118
>>11749119
One looks bored, the other smug.

>> No.11749137

>Ruskies' face
>shut the fuck up time for breakfast

>> No.11749138

>all they care about is optics
america was a mistake

>> No.11749139

>Well, sir. Miku is a vocoloid - which is to say a computer synthesised human voice - who also is associated with the character of a young, blue haired Japanese girl sporting twin tails.

>Oh, MECO...

>> No.11749141
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11749141

Chris giving zero fucks

>> No.11749142

Doug just can't stop sweating.

>> No.11749144

>>11749086
>the ratings on NASA TV beat everyone
>the whole world saw this
>trending number 1 on twitter
HAHAHA IMAGINE ACTUALLY SAYING THIS RIGHT BEFORE ALL OF THAT
BTFO

>> No.11749145

>>11749122
>watching
I am only enlarging the meme pics posted in this thread.

>> No.11749146

>>11749129
CNN BTFO

>> No.11749148

muh ratings

>> No.11749150

>>11749128
never implied that dipshit

>> No.11749151
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11749151

no sticky today huh

>> No.11749153

>Muh ratings
christ

>> No.11749155
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11749155

Miku?

>> No.11749157
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11749157

>when Ted starts asking for the space delegates

>> No.11749158
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11749158

Boobui-chan ano...... whata isa miku nnn??uwu

>> No.11749159

When NASA returns to the moon, will they take other countries along? Including Russia?

>> No.11749160

>>11749131
Ted Cruz was one of the biggest supporters of commercial crew in Congress, and NASA is a political organization that relies on congressional funding.

>> No.11749163

Are there non-humans working on the Moon right now?

>> No.11749169

Yes we're all very proud that NASA now does jack shit

>> No.11749171

BABUSHKA DOLLS

>> No.11749174

bob dreaming about those dehydrated steak packets right now while listening to this fucking drivel

>> No.11749176

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfVi53slbvM

TV RATINGS BEAT EVERYTHING ELSE AMERICA IS SAVED

>> No.11749177

>>11749133
Usually NASA TV has like 200 viewers, I'll forgive them being excited about people finally watching, if only just for a few hours.

>> No.11749178

>>11749157
>When the whole world saw you smack your head on the ISS

>> No.11749179
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11749179

Are those Russian dolls?? Cute

>> No.11749180

>>11749159
spacex will take whoever pays

>> No.11749187

>all these weebs on /sci/
Disgusting.

>> No.11749188

What is meco?

>> No.11749189

>>11749144
yeah mentioning something as inconcequential as twitter in a historic moment like this is shitty

>> No.11749191

When do these goddamn boomers shut up?

>> No.11749194

>>11749169
At least they let for private companies to touch ISS now.

>> No.11749200

>>11749179
EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION

>> No.11749201
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YES YES, IT WAS YOUR HONOR, IT WAS THEIR HONOR, IT WAS A BIG TEAM EFFORT WE GET IT

>> No.11749203

>>11749159
russia has it's own program

>> No.11749204

chris starts talking about the space rape

>> No.11749205

>>11748450
>>11748464
Is this an iPad Pro?
The ratio is hard to tell?

>> No.11749206

>>11749188
Maximum Edging to Coom Overtly

>> No.11749208

may anantoli be blessed for his smuggery
also do they have normal days up there?

>> No.11749211

>>11749107
>These Russians are too loud
>My feet hurt
>I'm hungry
>I wish I was on earth playing videogames

>> No.11749212

>>11749189
>'ate twitter
>'ate space
>luv me dirt
>luv earth
>simple as

>> No.11749213
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11749213

>Get aboard International Space Station
>First week is bullshit orientation and safety training

>> No.11749214

will elon speak? these nasa administrators are unbearable

>> No.11749217

>>11749179
PROOF DUMPF IS RUSSIAN AGENT
NASA INFILTRATED
VOTE HILLARY TO KILL ALL IVAN

>> No.11749219

>>11749187
says the man posting on an anime website

>> No.11749221
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11749221

>>11749187
First time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKMmWUad1wY

>> No.11749223

>alright i'm gonna turn it over to-
GOD JUST SHUT UP I WANT TO SEE MORE SPACE SHIT

>> No.11749224

hopefully they stream the spacewalks

>> No.11749229

>>11749191
2:30 pm EDT or possibly at 3pm
It's...Gonna be a while. Damn is it boring. (the discussion, not the actual docking/flight)

>> No.11749230

these men cant catch a break let them have a celebratory feast ffs

>> No.11749231

>>11749219
This

>> No.11749235

REEEEEEEE FUCKING BOOMERS STFU

>> No.11749236

>>11749212
what meme format is this

>> No.11749238

FOOD

>> No.11749239

>We'll slow down the rate which I'm eating food
These boomers, man

>> No.11749240

Ahh yes, the classic point in any operation when the fuckheads need to get their meaningless boring comments in to justify themselves

>> No.11749242

>have to ration food
OH GOD THEY'RE DEAD THEY GOT BOB ON BOARD

>> No.11749243

>>11749157
>when the aliens send you their concubines as gifts

>> No.11749245

>slow down on food
No chance. Bob will devour all. Emergency rations in 34 hours.

>> No.11749249

HOUSTON PERMISSION TO COOM?

>> No.11749251

Bob is gonna steal Chris's rations
and when those tun out, ivan's are next

>> No.11749252

IF THERE IS NO AIR ON SPACE HOW THEY CAN TALK?????
IF THERE IS NO AIR ON SPACE HOW THEY CAN TALK?????
IF THERE IS NO AIR ON SPACE HOW THEY CAN TALK?????
IF THERE IS NO AIR ON SPACE HOW THEY CAN TALK?????

>> No.11749253

>>11749213
at least it isn't like it used to be where every single minute of your activity was planned and considered military orders
crew had a small rebellion over that and turned off all communication so they could have a break

>> No.11749254

sminem looks like he doesn't speak a lick of english and is bored out of his mind

>> No.11749255
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11749255

Food

>> No.11749258

Hopefully Elon will come when it's Hawthorne's turn

>> No.11749260

Bob is not here to work he is here to EAT

>> No.11749261

Where's the memelord?

>> No.11749262

>>11749230
bob, is that you? get off 4chan wtf the cameras are all watching

>> No.11749264

>>11749242
What's this running joke? He's only weighs 5 extra pounds to Doug.

>> No.11749266

>>11748968
because NASA just bought more seats on the Soyuz, despite this achievement.

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>>11749236
It's norf. Lots of planets got a norf.

>> No.11749270

>>11749187
back to facebook, normalshit

>> No.11749271

edging before the hatch opened

>> No.11749274

>>11749252
IF THE EARTH IS FLAT HOW IS THERE SPACE

>> No.11749273
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>>11749264

>> No.11749275
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>>11749255

>> No.11749276
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11749276

>we have to do WORK?

>> No.11749277

>>11749194
kek like they had a choice
>>11749260
they're test pilots
ration system need testing

>> No.11749278

>>11749258
Elon is docking with Grimes

>> No.11749279

>bob is self aware about him becoming an MRE black hole

>> No.11749280

>>11749264
Yeah, 1 day into the mission.

>> No.11749284
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11749284

Imagine being the only woman on the ISS with four other men on board
Would you be scared

>> No.11749285

Bob is ready for a breakfast straight out of box 306

>> No.11749289

What would you say to the astronauts? I would tell them not to jerk off too much.

>> No.11749290

>>11749275
>mmmm... yes.... MRE jalapeño cheddar cheese spread

>> No.11749292

>Bob&Doug
It rolls up the tongue very nice

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>>11749276

>> No.11749296
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11749296

>> No.11749297

>>11749292
bobendoug

>> No.11749300

Bob hearing lunch instead of launches

>> No.11749301

>>11749284
I've had several wet dreams like that. Before I go to sleep I put on ISS ambience and my fantasy and I just go to town.

>> No.11749302

Admit it, if you were in Bob's shoes you'd eat all the food you can eat too.

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>>11749219
>>11749221
>>11749270
Go back to your containment board, tourists.

>> No.11749305

>>11749284
nothing scary about 5 autists in close proximity. not like they'd even make eye contact once.

>> No.11749306

>>11749284
Haha imagine four lots of jizz floating weightlessly through the air as you gobble it up one by one and mix it up in your mouth haha

>> No.11749307

>HEY CHRIS
>COOF COOF
>COOF COOF
What happens?

>> No.11749308

>Jim I just have one question, where is the food compartment in this station?

>> No.11749309

>>11749292
literally kerbal space program tier names

>> No.11749310

>>11749284
No, so far only women have committed crimes in space.

>> No.11749312

>>11749302
Only the snacks and candy. Then bolt before the Russian crew find out what happened.

>> No.11749315

>woman
yikes

>> No.11749317

Imagine how many people will watch when Tom Cruise goes to ISS.

>> No.11749319

>>11749284
pretending like hot and heavy orgies didnt take place up there with tapes trading hands for millions a pop

>> No.11749318
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11749318

ZZZZZZZZ

>> No.11749320

>>11749284
>that awkward post-0g-gangbang ride back through EDL

>> No.11749321

>>11749309
Yeah that coincidence is fucking hilarious.

>> No.11749323

>>11749306
y-yeah that would be crazy hahaha!!

>> No.11749322

jfc now i hate the name Artemis. Why did you have to say that

>> No.11749325

>Coronavirus dies out on Earth during the summer
>Corona survives in the ISS
>Crew returns and kills everyone on Earth with space radiation coronavirus

>> No.11749326

>They docked at roughly 10pm for me
>"Ill stay up and watch them enter the station, cant be THAT long. I can go to sleep straight after"
>Its 1:50am

>> No.11749327

>muh women

>> No.11749329

>ok we gotta do the diversity meme this time so we are gonna give that mission a female name
based?

>> No.11749330

>>11749284
Imagine using the space toilet and the guys just ramming the door down

>> No.11749331

what the fuck is wrong with jim

>> No.11749334

>never been more popular on twitter and it's thanks to you
HOLY SHIT WHO CARES

>> No.11749336

STOP TALKING ABOUT TWITTER

>> No.11749339

>I'm more popular on twitter than ever

America was a mistake.

>> No.11749342

>>11749322
It's OK, anon, it won't actually happen or exist. Like the SLS.

>> No.11749343

twitter??? jfc

>> No.11749345

>popular on twitter
jim for president when

>> No.11749348

Unironically, a black man up there right now would've made for very good optics

>> No.11749349

Hey, wait, where's Musk?

>> No.11749350

A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world

>> No.11749353
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>thank you for making me popular on twitter

>> No.11749357
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11749357

Based or cringe?

>> No.11749358

don't see too many women in mission control

>> No.11749359
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>> No.11749360

Why’s that cunt got a baseball bat lmao wtf is going on

>> No.11749361

>>11749349
not gay enough to participate in this faggotry

>> No.11749362

What's the bat for?

>> No.11749365
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11749365

W-what is he planning, bros?

>> No.11749366

>>11749349
back to containment to stop him from dropping the stock price any further

>> No.11749368

>no interview from Hawthorne
what the FUCK

>> No.11749369
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11749369

>baseball bat
for what purpose

>> No.11749370

>>11749349
Probably flying all over the place running on no sleep

>> No.11749372

Why do people in mission control talk funny?

>> No.11749373

>>11749349
Probably heading to Boca Chica, or already there

>> No.11749375

Riots.

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11749376

>>11749292
Sound like a couple of hosers of you ask me

>> No.11749378

>>11749365
>>11749359
>>11749357
>if these niggers say twitter one more time

>> No.11749380
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>>11749350
A NEW AGE.

>> No.11749379

>>11749362
He is the bat man.

>> No.11749382

>>11749284
I'd fuck 3 of them regularly while denying and maybe teasing the last one to see how long it takes for him to snap and rape me

>> No.11749383

What a letdown, should at least play some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnkj_784u0s

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>>11749327
>>11749329
>>11749322
back off. that's my waifu you're talking about

>> No.11749386

>he tries to hide his feet
kek

>> No.11749389

>>11749368
This is basically the NASA Houston Center telling everyone to fuck off and they "own" this part of the mission now.

>> No.11749390

>>11749365
riot later

>> No.11749392

>>11749325

Fantastic 4

>> No.11749393

>>11749357
>>11749359
>>11749365
>Musk's personally appointed runaway neural net shutdown deputy
he's there to smash any computers that get uppity

>> No.11749394

>>11749380
Based, Elon really should take over

>> No.11749397

>>11749369
If things goes south, he is the one to knock some sense in their collegues

>> No.11749400

IT'S OVER BROS

>> No.11749403

>>11749365
He's going to start knocking out computers for antifa

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11749404

Was fun bros

>> No.11749405

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHERE IS EEEEEEEEELON

>> No.11749407

Bang.

>> No.11749408

>>11749359
ISHYGDDT

>> No.11749409

time for bobs lunch

>> No.11749411

>>11749369
in case a riot breaks out

>> No.11749412

I had this stream on all day what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

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11749416

>>11749365

>> No.11749418

>MUH DIVERSITY
I hope the next moon trip is all white astronauts

>> No.11749419

>>11749385
I want them to arrange one 100% all women flight ops team, and astronaut mission just to see what happens

>> No.11749421

>>11749334
>>11749336
>>11749339
>>11749343
>>11749345

>1970
>gee i wonder what space travel will be like in the future

>2020
>I GOT A LIKE

>> No.11749423

>>11749412
Play KSP

>> No.11749428

>>11749412
You can switch to the Riot channel, or you can watch Coronavirus, or DisneyPlus

>> No.11749429

>>11749107
When does this meme started and why ?

>> No.11749433
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11749433

Musk is busy revenge fucking amber heard during a helicopter ride to his undergrouand base and youre all just watching another man's dream unfold.

>> No.11749434

last thing today
>3:15 p.m. – Post-arrival news conference at Johnson

>> No.11749435

>>11749412
watch kino/ shitpost

>> No.11749437

>>11749411
Nasa is far away from where the riots have been, in one of the whitest and richest places in the area. It’s only barley in houston.

>> No.11749436

>>11749419
It would probably be fine, but all that diversity talk would be unbearable.

>> No.11749439

>>11749416
dame da ne
dame yo dame na no yo

>> No.11749443

>>11749412
Apply to SpaceX.

And if they reject you, apply to NASA.

And if *they* reject you, apply to Boing.

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>> No.11749454
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11749454

Wait, you people actually think space travel is real?

>> No.11749458

>>11749412
get a life

>> No.11749460

>>11749418
As long as it's all men it'll be fine. I'm sure NASA can find at least one token black or asian guy who knows stuff.

>> No.11749463

>>11749369
>if you say diversity one more time...

>> No.11749465

>>11749358
Don't you know that a black woman landed us on the moon?

>> No.11749466
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11749466

It's nationalization then...

>> No.11749468

>>11749412
Watch Everyday Astronaut and Scott Manley on youtube

>> No.11749469

>>11749454
as real as my smegma, want a taste?

>> No.11749485

So are they going to show the pod detaching and going back to earth and landing safely?

I mean that's if it's designed to return to earth for reuse, I don't know.

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11749486

NASA....lol

>> No.11749492

>>11749486
there's an app for that

>> No.11749500

>>11749485
>So are they going to show the pod detaching and going back to earth and landing safely?
After the mission is over, but I don't think NASA has decided how long it's going to be.

>> No.11749501

>>11749412
>tfw you didn't come here to feel

>> No.11749508

>>11749188
Main Engine Cut Off

>> No.11749510

>>11749500
Oh ok, I guess that makes more sense, I was thinking they'd send it back empty for reuse (like the main rocket) after a day or so, and then when it's time for Bob and Doug to leave they'd get on the vessel the people replacing them used.

>> No.11749526

How do you cope with the fact that you'll never be smart enough to contribute to something like this?

>> No.11749534

>>11749485
That won't happen for an indeterminate amount of time. It will stay attached until someone returns.

>> No.11749537

>>11749526
I just try to make a lot of money to make up for my sad existence.

>> No.11749544

>>11749526
ctrl+alt+F12

>> No.11749547

>>11749526
I cum in a lot of different women

>> No.11749553

>>11749526
I make wojak edits

>> No.11749562
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11749562

Didn't know there was a welcome to the Japanese Kibo lab on the ISS. How very Japanese

If any of y'all go to Tokyo, they have a mockup of the lab you can visit

>> No.11749565

>>11749562
That's cute

>> No.11749572

>>11749433
"live life. go crazy"

>> No.11749573

>>11749526
I'm a political scientist, so in a way I can contribute by making sure that lawmakers continue to support space exploration.

>> No.11749583

>>11749573
thanks. very cool

>> No.11749584
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11749584

>>11749443
apply to be a nasa intern, they take anyone

>> No.11749586

>>11749573
Specific degree ?

>> No.11749600

WAIT WAIT WAIT
DID ANON POST THE CAT?

>> No.11749615

>>11749586
Bachelor of Arts majoring in Politics and International Relations.

>> No.11749618

>>11749600
I still have nightmares about that cat.

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>>11749584
Anyone besides a heterosexual white male. That person in your image was not only a furry but also trans. He never got his internship back after his friends kept harassing the guy on the National Space Council.

https://yiff.life/@MapleDeer

>> No.11749635

>>11749615
Nice
Art and pol/diplomacy ? that exists or you went to 2 different schools ?
why chose that ?

>> No.11749639

>>11749629
>>11749584
absolutely deserved it, what a piece of shit, self important tranny, I hate their type so much

>> No.11749648

>>11749629
Glad this freak is being kept far away from NASA.

>> No.11749683

If trips someone in this thread will be next.

>> No.11749708

>>11749629
>there is a furry twitter
learn something new every day

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>>11749584
>tfw job application to NASA is on hold due to corona and they're not answering my emails about the position
Not fair. I went through three levels of interviews for it.

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11749722

>>11749708
Everyday things seem to get a little bit darker.

>> No.11749728

>>11748418
underrated

>> No.11749730

>>11749635
I did my degree through my University's school of Arts and Sciences, hence the degree being called a "Bachelor of Arts."

>> No.11749740

>>11749717
Turns out that you are not black enough.

>> No.11749746

>>11749717
Degree ?
Why 3 interviews ?
What do you aim for ?
>>11749730
Shit, i'm retarded and not american, i've trouble understanding how higher education works.
You advise congressmen ?

>> No.11749764

>>11749746
>Degree ?
Masters in Aerospace Engineering with a focus on propulsion.

>Why 3 interviews ?
One was a quick selection interview. One was a broad technical interview to determine which sub-position I should be for (the position application was more like four in one, all related, but in different projects). The last one was the detail technical position.

>What do you aim for ?
Propulsion engineer. Rocket engines and motors. I like the design and refinement process.

>> No.11749766

>>11749717
You in Houston? Just go their pussy and ask in person.

>> No.11749777

>>11749746
No worries, anon. I'm in Australia, BTW. To answer your question, yes, one of my roles as a political scientist is to write reports and give policy advice to politicians.

>> No.11749801

>>11749777
Will Oz be more present in the space industry ? like opening the market and harboring launch like NZ ?

>> No.11749814

>>11749766
No, I live in Missouri, but the job is in Alabama.

>> No.11749817

>>11749764
Have you applied to SpaceX?

>> No.11749828

>>11748142
Yes black comedy is the most successful at making people laugh

>> No.11749830

>>11749801
We already play a pretty big role by providing space tracking support for US missions. I certainly hope that we develop a space launch complex here in Australia, and it is something that I do advocate for.

>> No.11749831

>>11749801
Australia is for deorbiting garbage onto.
They fine you for littering though.

>> No.11749836

>>11748166
There are many opinions and you don't get banned for it

>> No.11749840

>>11749817
Yes, but never heard back from them.

>> No.11749848

>>11749840
Keep trying, fren. Don't let your dreams become memes.

>> No.11749849

>>11749830
>We already play a pretty big role by providing space tracking support for US missions
typical Aussie cope “were a big boy, see how we help america!” Maybe one day we will do something ourselves but this ain’t it chief.

>> No.11749851

>>11749830
Godspeed mate. Keep shilling for us

>> No.11749877 [DELETED] 

>>11749801
Same Australian anon here; to add to >>11749830 I do believe that we will play a larger role in the commercial space industry going forward. We are relatively close to the equator, which makes our country a prime location for a launch complex. We are also always on the lookout for new markets, and when asteroid mining becomes economically viable, we wil be all over it along with the Americans.
>>11749851
I know that I can't speak for everyone, but I genuinely love you guys. You have had our back ever since WW 2 and have generally been great allies. I am proud that our two nations continue to work together.

>> No.11749899

>>11749801
Same Australian anon here; to add to >>11749830 (You) I do believe that we will play a larger role in the commercial space industry going forward. We are relatively close to the equator, which makes our country a prime location for a launch complex. We are also always on the lookout for new markets, and when asteroid mining becomes economically viable, we wil be all over it along with the Americans. Furthermore, I know that I can't speak for everyone, but I genuinely love the Americans. They have had our back ever since WW 2 and have generally been great allies. I am proud that our two nations continue to work together.
>>11749851
My pleasure

>> No.11749908

>>11749899
+Sorry about my awful spelling; I've had almost no sleep ever since the launch.

>> No.11749909

>>11749848
Aye. Gonna write a new cover letter.

>> No.11749947

>>11749908
History of mankind is being written before us. Everybody have shit sleep now.

>> No.11749998

Weather is 60% chance for launch today.

>> No.11750002

>>11749998
take off that rock

>> No.11750080

>>11749899
We like you guys too.

>> No.11750086

>>11750080
Cheers mate

>> No.11751147

>>11748740
it's the natural space floaty pose
your arms kinda zombie out in front of you unless you're doing something else with them, so you lock your fingers and it doesn't look totally spergy

>> No.11751197

>>11749510
nah, they need it to hang around to act as a lifeboat