/sci/ - Science & Math

Closer edition!

This is now a Chainsawman thread.

Sorry OP, this one was up already >>11745311

A toast, to Elon's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts.

>>11745655
That thread is garbage tho.

>>11745655
where's the /sfg/ in that?

>>11745655
Does it have /sfg/ and Spaceflight General in it?

>>11745657
If Starship ever works it's gonna be a miracle, an amazing miracle
Out in a texas field they're building rockets

So much space debris floating around holy shit

What the fuck is this thing, it's moving. There are things moving around in the background with the overexposure

>>11745663
>>11745664
>>11745665
Sorry guys, excitement=blindness

>>11745679
little bit of space junk. Don't worry about it.

>>11745679
They are stars.

>>11745642
If you're going to post anime crap, at least try to make it relevant so we don't hit the image limit again.

imagine the smell..

>>11745625

Rockets don't work in space.

When you use logic, reason and actual real science, you realize rockets only work (definition: propel themselves forward) inside an atmosphere. This means they don't work in space. Oh, you're a believer and think rockets really do work in space? Well, sorry for shattering your fantasy world, but it needs to be done.

The plain truth is they don't and can't work in a real vacuum. Any claims of the contrary is a fraud and a lie.

>inb4 you parrot "newtons 3rd law!" like an NPC without any thought involved

That law /isn't/ in dispute here. Appealing to it to "prove" rockets "work in space" shows you don't grasp the fundamental problem here. The 3rd law is 100% correct. When asteroids floating in the vacuum of space crashes into each other, the 3rd law applies. Likewise, the law applies to objects interacting on the ground on Earth, underwater, and in the sky. The 3rd law is 100% real, but it doesn't "do" anything for a rocket when its engine is fired in a perfect vacuum.

You see, the atmosphere gets thinner at higher elevation until it disappears completely (out in space). That's the issue here! And you can't get around that issue. Parroting "newtons's 3rd law!" or throwing math equations around, doesn't magically make the issue go away. That's just you avoiding to deal with reality. Man up and stop avoiding reality.

If you're currently under the "rockets work in space! xd!" spell they cast on you through the entertainment industry and educational system (the indoctrination system), and you want to break free from that spell and shatter the illusion - then see these two educational videos (they play inside your browser):

1st vid: https://files.catbox.moe/dl9ldw.webm
2nd (also important): https://files.catbox.moe/so2rrt.mp4

Once you know that stuff, then you know beyond any doubt rocket technology will never be viable outside of Earth.

They could have put a HUD showing us how close the capsule is from the dock

>>11745679
Oh yeah I saw something flash at some point, a dot flashing alone but the entire background behind the shuttle is black

Yeah I’m thinking it was way cooler to watch the Space Shuttles dock than this little cuck box

Docking in 25 or 30 minutes?!

how long are the niggers staying on the station

>>11745712

>>11745713
25-30 minutes now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZsnKGV8TE

>>11745719
Well, they said they were roughly 15 minutes ahead of schedule.

>>11745722
I think it was undecided, 1-3 Months

>>11745722
a max of 110 days (dragons solar panels are rated to this time - UV degradation - expected to be way better but thats what the certification is for )

>>11745717
Just wait for when Starship docks

>>11745712

No atmospheric pressure, zero atmospheric density = no thrust. It truly is that simple.

If you don't understand already, then the following videos, in addition to the ones already posted (here >>11745712 ), may help you understand:

https://files.catbox.moe/7e3whr.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/vquxds.mp4

--

>regarding pic related

For those of you with short attention spans who have difficulty following scientific presentations in video format, here's an illustration which can assist you in understanding that rockets indeed do not work in space. You're welcome.

With the amount of shit flying around our planet, I would not be surprised if we unknowingly caused damage to some Aliens.

Kinda like throwing a bunch of nails on your driveway.

>Not ‘oh lawd it comin edition’
One job OP

>>11745740
STOP REPLYING TO BAIT

>>11745750
that post is bait you imbecile

So are they working in Linux?

>>11745737
>It's the ISS docking to the Starship

>>11745712
Been a long time since I've seen this much text with so little content. I read the whole thing waiting for the actual meat of the argument and it never came.

>>11745712
he's awake.
GO BACK TO BED!

>>11745722
Even the astronauts don't know exactly how long. They said so earlier while giving a tour of the Endeavor

>>11745737
would the weight of that not throw off the station?

>>11745743
>Kessler Syndrome as defensive architecture

>>11745756
Yes, on both sides. The ISS uses Thinkpads running Debian.

>>11745743
Space belongs to America, the aliens had it coming.

>>11745765
wtf

>>11745765

>>11745712
>posting the copy pasta when we have guests

>>11745649
Hello bro, why yes I'm from CSM general too

>>11745768
>mfw space bin laden takes revenge

>>11745765
Bruh lol

>>11745773
ok mass

if there is enough mass added to the iss the orbit should change right?

SUDDENLY MUSIC

>>11745794
>>11745799
I don't know if you are baiting but I will be a good boy. Just think about this:
Isn't the Starship orbiting too?
If I dock a 100kg module to the ISS does it mean that I am adding the ISS to a 100kg orbiting mass and it should go down?

DOCKING THIS DRAGON

WITH ALL SURVIVORS

>"Please go to Audio settings..."

>astronaut pretending it was fun to fly a cuck box with iphone controls
cringe

So close now!

>dragon docks
>crew open
>see this
Wat do

>>11745822
>Tfw everything goes wrong at the last moment and it doesn't connect

>>11745831
undock and go home? idk

>>11745799
> if there is enough mass added to the iss the orbit should change right?
No, only surface area is an issue not mass. Mass added to the ISS is brought to the exact same velocity so that doesn't change anything, though it would increase the thrust needed for boosts against drag. It's not enough to be an issue though.

We're approaching the end of sunlight, they aren't gonna dock in the dark?

what happens if the capsule doesn't slow down?

>>11745831
Nuke them out of orbit, it's the only way to be sure
>>11745822
>>11745847
Keep em comin'

>>11745821
>>11745822
I did not expect the controls to be so similar to that simulation they made available. It really looks like a game. Although I have serious doubts that manual control is comfortable with that. It did not even have a rotation killing function (I hope the real thing does)

They are playing the docking game now

>>11745705

>>11745851
They can. Both the ISS and Dragon have bright navigation lights and radar.

>>11745853
ISS crew puts their suits and jumps into Soyuz

Post comfy dockingcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbcsz8sb7Cg

THE JAPS GOT THERE FIRST WTFFFF!?!?!??!?!?!

>the HTV is docked to the ISS
>now Dragon is coming
>I watched both launches with /sfg/

>>11745851
Why not? Do you think they do this shit based on visual feedback of their surroundings?

>>11745844
>though it would increase the thrust needed for boosts against drag
that was what i was thinking of

Did the Dragon capsule bring snacks for the space station?

Very close!

>>11745878
Would be a better show in sunlight

>>11745879
it also reduces orbital decay due to drag, so it evens out

>>11745869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AHcak434Zw

>>11745882
Tendies

100 meters!

>>11745879
More mass can bring more propellant with it though if it's anything significant so it doesn't actually matter. Plus they can think about aerodynamics if it was ever a true issue. As a practical matter thrusters are plenty enough and the limiter is prop, if you have more mass to throw at things everything in space gets easier. Starship kicking off will completely change the economics. Heck, they could even start consider doing higher stations because radiation shielding actually becomes possible.

USA USA USA

KINO

>>11745884
Save the showboating for at least the second flight.

>Americans referring to logos as food
Never change fatties

Passing a million viewers on the SpaceX stream.

>>11745882
They brought ice cream

Calling it right now, everyone on iss will be infected with coronavirus and will abandon the space station. I doubt the astronauts were isolated properly seeing how on the way to the rocket they came in close contact with way too many people, especially their families. If you watch the space x stream they initially tried to stay 6 feet away, and then their families came up to the window of the tesla they sat in, and they fucking rolled down the window. Super cringe.

"three tenths of a metre per second"
Why not just say 30 centimetres per second?

how the fuck is this shit pulled off
how in the holy fuck was this shit pulled off 60+ years ago

she hidin

60 meters!

>the shadows
KINO

>>11745906
thanks i was just thinking that increased mass has to make a difference no matter the benefits

SOON, VERY SOON M80S

IN THE SHADOW OF GIANTS

>>11745929
it'll be fin*cough*

HOLY SHIT I'M GOONA COOOOOOOOM

>>11745931
>expecting anglos to have the brain capacity to understand metric

SO CLOSE

This is pretty cool

HNNNNRGH

>Coming out of shadows
Kino

>>11745938
Is this from the nasa stream?
I've got different immages

dubs and docking fails

>>11745959
>expecting yurometrics to be capable of launching humans to space

>>11745929
Also the fact that even the people trying to take precautions were using cope surgical masks and not n95. They fucking spent millions on launching the fucking rocket and they couldn't spend a couple hundred dollars on proper masks.

ayylmaos are probably watching this

Isnt it a bit fast

NO TIME FOR CAUTION

God this is close

>>11745869
Comfy af, makes me want to jump back in my Iteron Mark V
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwqSuJVaOes

AAAAAAAH

>>11745929
>muh 0.01% death rate virus
Shut the fuck up retard

GOGOGO

>>11745974
metric is used for all calculations you baboon
Russian is also using metric

>>11745974
I know, how did Von Braun manage eh

GO FOR DOCKING

GO FOR DOCKING!

>GO FOR DOCKING

>>11745974
NASA use metrics idiot

Godspeed everyone

>>11746004
>I know, how did Von Braun manage eh
He moved to America and let them do it.

Are they gonna speedrun and dock before sunset?

>>11745929
Even if they did contract it, the only risk factors are oldish age.

I BELIEVE

>>11745984
probably laughing their asses off too.

>>11745831
get a cat

help me my pp hard

>COME ON TARS
>COME ON TAAAAAAARS!!!

I WAS HERE

>below 0.2 m/s

>>11745984
‘...soon’

TEN METERS

>>11746046
are those things on the left a docking arm?

Open the Pod bay doors, HAL.

>>11745995
We don't know for sure, too many conflicting reports, Murphy's law, better to play it safe.
Them catching corona will certainly prevent them from performing mission duties, and the astronauts already up in space are at risk due to compromised immune systems due to the increased radiation, and if the viral load theory is correct, the iss will incubate the virus like crazy.

>>11746074
canadarm, used to manually dock from the ISS before

Is this porn?

4 DAMN
>>11746043
space cats are our only defenders against space scorpions

>tfw docking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

Shadows are kino as fuck imagine being inside

>>11746084
idk but i'm masturbating

Jesus christ this is nerv wrecking

>>11746077
>I'm afraid I can't do that, Elon

I can't wait for the porn version of this.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*boop*

this is so lewd

CAPTURE CONFIRMED

IT'S IN

PERFECTION

PogU

>>11746102
Now where's that's SEX Elon picture when you actually need it?

me

>Right over the border of China and Mongolia
I feel like this is a burn of sorts

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA DOOOOOOOOOCK I'M DOCKING

When are we dropping ISS into the Saturn's pole?

I’m DOOOOOOOOCKING

Time to eject my astronaut capacity into the station ;)))

SAY THANK YOU ELON RIGHT NOW

Where was this angle before?

I'm dockiiiiiiing

And sunset!

DOCKING COMPLETE

Lets see hard capture with the docking ring

>>11746144
thank you Elon

>>11746138
>>11746148
l-lewd

We in bois

Wondering... Where ISS inhabitants ready to evacuate? What was the protocol in case of acvident?

>>11746144
Thank you Elon-sama.

>>11746144
THANK YOU ELON MUSK

>>11746122

>>11746163
poo in pants

And now it's gone.

DOCKING OVER THE CHINESE

>>11746087
Comfy

Docked right over China haha in your face China!

>>11746144
THANK YOU BASED ELON-SAMA

That fucking kino sunset at the end Jesus Christ I’m hard

>>11746167
Not that one, but it'll do I guess.

Are we 2 minutes delayed?

>>11746144
THANK YOU, ELON

>>11746163
It's the ISS, there's ltierally a Protocol for everything

>>11746180
Here you go anon-kun

why did they have to put visors down

>>11746144
Thank you African American man

>>11746188
in case air escapes, im assuming

>>11746187
Thank you.

>>11746188
In case of accident and depressurization

>>11746188
In case something fucks up and they depressurise

Now Doug can get his flag back!

>secure mate

How long until Bob & Doug actually enter the space station?

Have these two blokes been commentating for 7 hours? That's pretty admirable.

It's dance time

OH MY FUCKING GOD WE WANT THE FEED OF THEM GOING IN

>>11746163
Skydiving

>>11746144
Based black man

>the iss not crossing through where i live
feelsbadman

>>11746163
They have protocols for when they need to shit and piss... You bet your ass they have protocols for emergency escape

>>11746199
God I can't wait for regular crew missions! Multiple dragons docked!

>>11746203
1 hour? dunno but I think a while

>>11746144
Thank you Elon for BTFOing Boing.

>>11746188
So we can't see the light of their magical girl transformation from the outside cameras.

>>11746204
Give me a job like theirs and I'll happily do it for 12

>>11746204
the bald one for sure, i don't know the indian guy

>>11746204
They re-ran the footage from the launch over night

>>11746199
Wots dis

>>11746144
Danke, Elon

>>11746194
Anytime

>>11746144
Thank you Elon
Truly a great(white) man

>>11746163
There's always a capsule seat docked for each person on board. The other three will go to the Soyuz, Bob and Doug will go to Dragon.

>>11746144
THANK YOU ELON-SAN

>>11746199
>only to be removed by crew launching from KSC
based. It's been nine years, let's not do that again

>>11746199
NICE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGvW6jHUHiY

>>11746226
STS-135 crew left an American flag on the ISS only to be removed by American crew launching from Florida. It took nine years, but we made it up there to reclaim it.

>>11746226
Flag left by Shuttle STS 135, 9 years ago

>>11746222
Is that guy the one that talks during launch? His voice sounds familiar.

>>11746144
Based Son of Africa, BTFO of Chinks and Boeing

They just passed corona country a few minutes ago

THE STARS ARE OUR DIVINE DESTINY

GOD BLESS ELON
GOD BLESS BOBENDOUG

filename

>>11746144
Thank you, Elon's nameless engineers.

>>11746144
THANK YOU ELON-SAMA!!!

>>11746247
>>11746249
and BOING! btfo

>just south of japan
>get camera feed from japanese experiment module on the iss
These writers are a little heavy handed in this episode

>>11746259
doot doot

>>11746247
>>11746249
Based and freedom pilled

>>11746144
Cheers
A toast to capitalism

Still in

>>11746263
Serves them right for planning to charge $90m per seat for their shitbird.

>>11746266
Also literally a 260 mile high dunk on China docking over their abortion of a launch site.

>>11746238
>There's always a capsule seat docked for each person on board. The other three will go to the Soyuz, Bob and Doug will go to Dragon.
This is correct, and has been a real limiting factor/risk factor a few times. It's required to always have sufficient evac capacity for everyone on ISS, but the capsules have limited lifetime in space (due to degradation of solar panels, risk of damage, etc). ISS can't be left unmanned either. So NASA has had a few times where they were worried that a failed launch could fuck everything. Having more providers will be a relief in that regard too.

They were clapping!

>>11745929
Please, Allah, make this happen.

>72 degrees
I thought NASA used Kelvin?

very impressive given that the flight control systems are written enitirely in javascript

BASED
A
S
E
D

What now for boeing?

>>11745625
It went blue right before it started docking

>>11746144
thank ellon

>>11746263
CUT MY PAYLOAD INTO PIECES
BOEING'S LAST RESORT
CURRYIFCATION
NO DOCKING

>>11746247
The funny thing is your national anthem was written by an Englishman

>>11746298
only the displays are in js. The flight computers is C++

>>11746300
Pink wojaks and general seething, I believe.

>>11746303
What's this schizophrenia

>>11746298
Are you joking? Really?

>>11746303
That prior blue bit aligns with liftoff.

>>11746263
NOT GOING IF IT'S ON A BOEING
>shelby screaming intensifies
>MY POOORRRRKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

are they going in or what?

>>11746300
They've got military contracts, they'll be fine.

If SpaceX decided to start developing for the military then Boeing might get nervous.

someone turn on the lights

>>11746324
Nah they're going to undock and head home

they did it!

DOCKING COMPLETE

>>11746311
Are they running tripple titan rtx in sli?

DOCKING COMPLETE
>DOCKING COMPLETE

DOCKING COMPLETE

HERE WE GO

>>11746300
They have to inhale and actually commence real effort.

>>11746317
He’s kidding. They’re written with flash.

Who is that breathing loudly?

>>11746298
retard

Did Elon unironically put shiny bits on the space suit?

>>11746303
>liftoff blue
>riots/protests/civil unrest spike
>approach/docking blue

interesting

>>11746322
If it's Boeing, nobody's going.

>Me watching the docking in real time

do they wear daipers on the way up?

>>11746326
No, then when you shut it off and open the door, it' making this annoying buzzing sound.

What the fuck was that noise

wtf was that noise

The fuck was that

Why are both astronauts straight, white males?

so what's the deal with the purple unicorn? is it some kind of political statement?

THE DINOSAUR IS ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT

*breathes*

>>11746365
A ship's bell announcing the officers arriving.

Was that a bell that was rung?

BRAVO ZULU MY NIGGA

>>11746365
ship's bell you fucking landlubber

>>11746298
>>11746311
I am surprised that shit isn't written in assembler or ADA, like it was like 40 years ago.

>>11746368
>>11746366
>>11746365
naval bells

Cassidy is a former Navy SEAL

>>11746350
Reflector shit can be quite handy against the dark of space, dumbass.

>>11746350
ofc

>>11746365
A bell
https://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-97/html/s97e5078.html

>>11746346
baldy

>>11746372
It's an Apatosaurus toy from their kids

>>11746372
it's a dinosaur.
both of them have kids that love dinosaurs.

>>11746379
It sounded awful over the mic I couldn't work it out

Welcome aboard the ISS and aboard a new fucking era!

OH MY FUCKING GOD GET IN ALREADY SHUT THE FUCK UP HOUSTON

Does everyone get on? I often wonder considering they’re cooped up for six months and come from different countries. My guess is that ideology and your country becomes irrelevant when you’re soaring through space together.

Ok so what now?

Wtf was that noise? The docking door attaching?

>>11746365
>>11746366
>>11746368
>>11746376
The craft was deemed seaworthy

>>11746355
red is the nigger alarm

>inhales

>All of mission control white
>both astronauts are white
>blacks busy destroying their own homes

So they don't know when they're coming back yet, right?

>this new era of space flight

All of this has been done before, literally 1960s level bullshit with touchscreens

WHAT DOES SHE SMELLS LIKE?

Commentator sounds like he's about to choke up lol

>>11746399
tfw cute houston gf to welcome you to the iss

>>11746375
That's cool as fuck
I wonder what Admiral Nelson would have said if someone told him that we would still be using age of sail style ships bells in space

>>11746406
>uninhales

Hatch open when?

>>11746410
IIRC it's August. Crew-1 launches 8/30.

>>11746398
read the thread, it was a naval ship's bell

lmao the enthusiasm in the voice of these people who clearly drew the short straw and have to do the public announcing.

*Breathes heavily*

Damn they sent thicc bois up there

I don't know what's going on but I am oddly compelled dedicate a life based on astronomy and space travel , this has been a life changing moment thank you all for sharing the experience.

Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?

>Suit not working
oh fuck oh my fuck

>>11746414
i mean, it's the first time a private company docked with the ISS, and their first stage rockets are reusable now

Imagine how much ULA must be seething right now!

>>11746417
Stardust

>Suits are fucked

Nice job Elon

rip Bob Kerman

>>11746399
she's definitively looking at that dragon cock on the bottom right of the screen

>>11746428
get on that cheese planet anon

>whities go to space
>darkies wreck their home
Poetic.

>>11746407
Truly the duality of race.

>>11746423
more like Diversity-1

LEAKING SUITS
SPACEX BANKRUPT
GO BOEING

>>11746417
ADRENALINE COFFEE AND SWEATY ARMPITS

BOB
BOB
CHECK YOUR BARN DOOR
BOB LOOK DOWN
BARN DOOR ALERT BOB

>>11746315
It monitors anomalous outputs (statistically) in a global network of hardware random number generators.
Blue is supposed to mean that the variance is below average.

>>11746360
Usually, but dragon has a toilet.

>>11746401
Well someone throw a fucking champage bottle at it already

damn nasa spends a lot on pr and tv

>>11746428
It happens, it's not everyday you watch something like this live.

BARE BUTT BOB NO

ground to dragon. it appears rioting niggers have overrun the ground control facility. it's been a pleasure working with you gentlemen

RUSSIANS AREN’T OPENING THE DOORS

>>11746438
ULA, Blue Origin, Roscosmos...

>suit problems
OOOH NO NO NO NO
OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOOOH

>>11746453
what does the toilet look like?

Imagine being told "welcome to the ISS"

>>11746452
I ask again, what is this schizophrenia?

Random numbers are random numbers. You can't predict the world based on them.

>>11746453
no fucking way

does this mean bob took a piss and didnt close the zipper fully

>>11746446
I can't pay no doctor bill.
but Whitey's on the moon
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
while Whitey's on the moon

>>11746464
>Nyet, comrade. I am sorry.
>Russia takes over ISS

>>11746428

try having sex

>>11746431
HELL YES
>>11746447
Japs are not bad. At least not as bad as the darkies literally destroying their own homes.

It would be kind of funny if they accidentally carried Corona onto the ISS.

Is that Gwen in the background?

>>11746423
Thanks, that's awesome that they have another spinning up.

>>11746410
Best case scenario is 2 weeks, worst case scenario is 4 months

The suit is collapsing, damn

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

THE PERSON BREATHING THROUGH HIS NOSE IN TO HIS MICROPHONE IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING I'VE EXPERIENCED IN A LONG TIME.
I FUCKING HOPE A NIGGER INVADES THE BUILDING THEY ARE IN AND FUCKING CUTS HIS NOSE OFF

>>11746428
>>11746459
Yeah, we are entering a new space race, but instead of being between countries this time is between companies.

>boomer didn't close his zippers
can't make this up

>>11746470
>Random numbers are random numbers.
True random numbers are rare. Most PRNGs are sampling statistical noise from potentially-nonrandom sources.

I love hearing all of SpaceX's corporate mumbo jumbo during this entire fucking thing. Not ominous at all. I love our new billionaire spacelord. God bless capitalism and the "free" market.

>>11746438
I don't think even their best sniper can hit the ISS

This is nothing like the movies BOOOORING

>>11746453
Even then they have to wear their suits for hours. They'll still have to wear them.

>>11746438
ULA CEO is a nice guy. But fuck Boing

>>11746487
>Worst case
I wonder if they would rather stay up longer or come home fast

>>11746451
delicious

>>11746494
That still doesn't explain shit about how that relates to real life.

>>11746428
Don't worry, it'll go away with your next wank.

>>11746407

>come home, tovarich

The ISS comm lady sounds qt as fuck

>>11745929
Corona is cancelled because niggers are getting restless. Don't worry it's not spreading anymore you can do whatever protesting you want now!

>>11746484
pretty sure astronauts check their Vitamin D levels, so they should be fine

>>11746496
Not sure I'm hearing what you're hearing. Do you have any examples?

>>11746425
>lmao the enthusiasm in the voice of these people who clearly drew the short straw and have to do the public announcing.
It isn't as simple as drawing the short straw. There are literal international universities set up to produce astronauts. These are people skilled in physics, computer science, leadership, physiology, pretty much any skill you would want in an astronaut. I used to work with one of these people in a startup, she was 100% on the ball and focused most of the time, she was smart but the off putting thing was she was smart 100% of the time. Same at 09:30 am as she was at 9pm or lunchtime.

Very impressive people to work with even if they "Failed"

>>11746493
thought the same thing

>>11746431
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL YEAH

>>11746474
>~$1.5 trillion in federal gibs
>but Whitey's on the Moon
>Pay no attention to NASA getting fuck all
>Cuz Whitey's on the Moon
>Better give me dat $20 billion too
>Cuz Whitey's on the Moon
>Never mind that I'd blow it on Nike's and Newports too
>Cuz Whitey's on the Moooooooooooooons
>DAS RITE!

How long until they get onboard?

>>11746502
I can't imagine selling tickets to space will be easy if people have to piss themselves.

>>11746470
>Random numbers are random numbers
Have you ever thought about a fully random sequence?

>>11746428
Make it happen anon
Don't COOM though, it makes you lose focus

XYZ

eXamine
Your
Zipper

>>11746482
I know but its hilarious how they've got one of everyone

>>11746360
It must be annoying for astronauts to have such great experience and only ever have this question. I'm surprised they don't start Q&As with this by default and get it over with.

>>11746516
It's miss July from BF Bad Company 2

>>11746532
Even pseudo random numbers don't relate to real life.

>>11746450
Was bob the guy who also forgot to unlatch the toilet button?

damn /sfg/ moves fast these days

Cabin Mike, check cum!

YOUR MIC IS MUTED

some guys dick got caught in a zipper?

Sounds like Todd Howard

>>11746496
Go till your fields with the oxen commie

Mics are open

Mic check mic check
Hearin' ya loud n clear homie

>>11746518
hard cut to zombie outbreak.

>>11746539
no way, is this true? she does sound similar

Is the story about americans trying to come up with ink that works in space and failing only to find out that russians are using pencils true?

>Forgot to zip up literally everything

>>11746530
If you can't piss yourself you are not really suited to go to space

>>11745737
I hope the ISS lasts long enough.

It would be nice if they could use that fixpoint to propel the ISS into a deep space orbit and preserve it as a museum.

How many people is on the ISS? I only seen this one dude

>>11746560
No.

>>11746559
no I just made that up.
sry

>>11746546
it's still going to take hours for it to hit page 10... the image limit is more of a problem with all the mission pics being posted

>>11746570
3 in ISS, 2 in Dragon

>Air Mixing
How do they get away with it?

>>11746570
2 russians and an american are in the ISS before Dragon docked

>>11746570
Three, two russians and one american

>11746496 (i ain't giving you (you)s)
Stfu tankie

>>11746519
This is just the beginning. Governments are going to grow increasingly dependent on private, international mega-corporations, and space exploration is just one avenue. This is literally the beginning of the end, retard.

>>11746508
For NASA/SpaceX the faster they come back the better, it is a test for the capsule after all, they need to test the entire coming back part of the travel

Why is only Chris Cassidy there to welcome them? Where are the two slavs? Smoking?

Takes an hour for the pressure of the two cabins to equalize.

>>11746560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJrzxrN9dF4

Short answer: No

>>11746570
https://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/

Here's hoping the schizo that makes those zero-g fake strings webms makes a comeback.

where are the ruskies? why are they not in the welcome party?

Why do astronauts all dress so terribly?

>>11746530
Pissing yourself is nothing in comparison to see the true wonders of space. People won't mind.

Bit cringe how they're pretending it's a historic moment. It's just someone else paying for it instead of NASA.

Either way, congrats to all involved.

Too many FOD in the room

>>11746587
SEETHING IN SOYUZ

>>11746570
6, 8 now

>>11746590
Thanks for that I've got shit to do

>>11746560
No, but it's worth mentioning just to trigger them

>>11746560
No, and Americans do use ink in space since forever anyway, you can buy the pens. They work pretty smoothly also. It wasn't a huge challenge just attention to detail and safety. Pencils were avoided because graphite is conductive. Even small things like that were considered.

>>11746595
1 hour left until hatch opens

>>11746587
Why should they be there over an hour before they open it?

>>11746595
Butthurt they cant extort any more money out of NASA

>>11746597
It's historic because this is the first largely commercial flight.

>>11746585
Oh I see. Why not come back tomorrow then?

>pressurized mating adaptor

>>11746597
It's historic in a few more ways than just that. It's a new rocket.

>>11746606
wack

>>11746584
No you faggot, it's the beginning of the end.... The end of boring ass jew rule that is.

BSOD
BSOD
BSOD
BSOD

>>11746590
Vestibule* pressure and temperature*

>>11746611
That's what I said.

>>11746613
Sure it's cool, but they're milking it a bit.